O.J. Pimpson
@OmondiJoseph___
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Graphophile|Chemist|Federalist|Reactionary|I am ready to learn pretty much anything
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Decided to practice cursives after a long day.
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si mbaya.... mi nilichase kutoka form 1 hadi after form 4 na sikufaulu.... Cuzo yake akanionea huruma akanipea
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Nani amekwambia wasee huenda gym wana akili ama time ya kusoma?
Hii Nairobi wanaume wangekua wanasoma vitabu kama Rnaze, tungekua mbali...
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Men now have to apologise for touching the women they love
I want to apologize for what we did together in that theatre…my sincerest apologies and we promise to do better in the future
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@jimaids
@BBCAfrica
I don't think he means smart the way you think it. In Kenya if you're told you're smart it means you're well dressed.
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@keyboysteve
@LarryMadowo
There's a white dude on my Facebook timeline who told me he prefers to keep his opinion on Kenyan politics to himself, because his visa depends on it.
Never seen someone so wise
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@abdulblack2nd
@kibe_hum
It's not what you call it, it's called taking matters into your hands and a real should do so once in a while
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@shobanes
Kenya has time and time again proven very efficient at such games. Remember when Uhuru used to threaten to close refugee camps whenever the UN would refuse to "M-Pesa"
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@njambifever
If your parents are shouting at you in their house the best thing to do is move out.
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Yearly, wind blows millions of tons of phosphate rich sand across the Atlantic Ocean to fertilise the Amazon rain forest which is the largest nature's laboratory.
If the Sahara desert were to become a rainforest, the Amazon would die.
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Who hates a well toasted slice of bread?
Who hates a really good naturally ripe banana?
Who would hate a well kept chubby babe with a face that looks like the above two?
Fück your sensitivity!
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@jeanbrendah
I believe the soul travels faster than the body. My personal belief. I've dreamt of places and then found myself going to those places
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@amourebelli
@HIGsuspendedd
How many times am I going to see this tweet on my tl? It's become an eyesore
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@RitaPanahi
@TalbertSwan
I really like your views but to be honest I wouldn't hug someone who's been found guilty of killing my brother.
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@thasensitiveone
@realjayelaine
@WrittenByHanna
It'd be fair if you asked us if we've ever dated a broke woman.
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@ObamaMalik
now that you're not slurring your brother the likes n rts aren't as many as before
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get fucking verified. your 300k followers are more active than others people's 1 million followers
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@BG_Mo_
@Son_ImSleep
He asked who's more replaceable, not who's replaceable. Damn, how will you understand the nuptials if you can't understand such a simple construction?
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@mweziwasita
The silence of friends during trying times is louder than the gloating of enemies.
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@Rashousmane
Niaje Rash
Mtu anakubaliana na hio si ni fala tu. Politician gani Kenya atatengeneza road kwa desert.
Wanatengeneza barabara zinaenda mahali rentals zao ziko
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Apollo, continue to fight for us. Many people who are not on twitter may not know you.But us the few who know you appreciate the immense effort you're putting in your fight for the millions of Kenyans.
It is beautiful to sleep knowing someone cares.
Because caring is what matters
It was an error my foot!
@KenyaPower
deliberately inflated electricity bills to fleece consumers
#SwitchOffKPLC
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@arrtnem
@DragonflyJonez
In Kenya we use the dd/mm/year format and in everyday conversation we don't say the 19th of January 2024.
We simply say 19th January 2024
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@RamzZy_
Ramzy, 82 years on earth is a heck of a long time. Most of her friends and relatives who know are dead. Na urbanisation pia ni problematic. There are children who barely know their grandparents.
We should not judge her too harshly
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@kamau_ke7
@kibeandy
I think that's a good name.
We can't say she lied
We can't also not say she lied.
She kept quiet about something very important that she should've been forthright about.
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@DavieDuque
@RoyMukora
I mean, the majority of people including me are not tattoo artists but we think she looks so what does it matter?
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@EzekielMutua
@InfoKfcb
@Khagali_M
@NellyMuluka
@KibetBenard_
@ConsumersKenya
@Ikoajekenya
Ezekiel Mutua and associates
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@brysonmu6
@Mbuucu
Shirts za Jubilee ni mingi Kisumu boss. Hapa Kenya kuvaa shirt after elections si kitu
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@nyawinyawira8
Move to a new country and meeting people from a dating site is like walking on the edge of a knife.
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@uVuri_
@JustGotcha
@akreana_
While I accept you have a valid point, don't you think it's really worthwhile for women to be helpful to each given the number of daily missing person reports in your country?
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Someone said "cruising around in Mombasa with your Lambojini"
Please hold me😭😭😭😭😭
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@ChristianJon111
@DaCroissantt
@andrehaykaljr
@ARosenbaum24
There's an old saying that goes "a rolling stone gathers no moss".
Stability is everything. If you can get steady flow of cash from a steady job you're good.
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@waithera_jk
There's nothing revolutionary about memorizing a man's number plate and using the most dubious methods to reach him. You're not revolting against the system. You're continuing the very distatesful things that society, after knowing better, is trying to put behind.
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@aystickz
@ElsaAngel19
Damn, buddy you're gassing up yourself based off of opinion from this one?!
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@ItsBravin
@DCI_Kenya
How can we know this story is true and not a flat out lie? I mean, I'm not condoning rape but based on past experiences we can't take someone's words to be true right from the word go. There should be room for doubt
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@DJDaley
@SaycheeseDGTL
Do you run your mouth if you can't handle the potential disastrous outcomes of doing so
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@BabyBoop7998
@ike1_lips
@SugaKookieMin_
@RossBelita
@fawizium
@Footiematics
You don't get to force someone to be your buddy
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@danielmarven
@kingdmusic
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@ChairoNdou
Make me get to 1000 followers. I'm following back at the speed of light
I need only 80
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@DavidNdii
Dead corrupt officer gets praises from most powerful and well connected individuals.
Leaves a bad legacy of destruction to vulnerable families and individuals.
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Lol, with my financial situation I don't need any more libido than I do now. In fact, if anything, I want less of it.
So please keep it.
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@XivTroy
I mean, a cat can get a drumstick, just not from my plate.
She was just trying to annoy you. Judging you internally for not being a vegan. Typical liberal.
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@_fels1
@chepkurui_irene
She used to be one of Spice FM's
#thesituationroom
hosts
She was a lousy loudmouth who was argumentative nearly all the time.
She would cough all through like she was in full blown stage of HIV/AIDS.
Bet that's why they dropped her
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@CaptainDominicO
@C_NyaKundiH
@ahmednasirlaw
@DonaldBKipkorir
Being arrested is not gonna be his first rodeo. Google the name
@C_NyaKundiH
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@GatheruNjau
@alexmwanzo
So you're not just telling me this is very possible in Kenya but also that it's being done by private citizens?
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This is more rigged than any normal election in Africa
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@wanjikumugane
@Moha001_Onyango
African Women Studies? Wtf
People who do those kinds of courses are the ones who come to twitter to shout men are trash the whole day
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In school I was shown this image. It was the white man killing all the buffalo to starve the Native Americans and force those who survived into reservations. Such cruelty was unimaginable to me.
It all makes sense now.
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@jessykigen
@ItsMose
That's where the problem is. He's literally stretching the limit of what's not considered incest
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@bygones2023
The past one year pesa naguzanga ni ya kulipia nyumba. Idk why my landlady insists on being paid by cash
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@johntagbo
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@Ewatomhie
@brysonadahcole
@Queenpreshiii
@umar_ayotunde
@DuchessT_
@jibbyford_
@ThatBrightDude
@Okslaw_11
@waxzyy_
@saleem_papi
@Irunnia2
@heisTactic
Do you mind a cup of coffee?
No, I don't ( ie yes, I really want that)
Do you mind going out tonight?
Yes, I do( ie it's too cold out there and I'm trying to be warm, so no)
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@Esta82362865
@XivTroy
All the time, we say "if she is not replying to your text, she doesn't like you".
That is, if she is not communicating back, she is actually communicating".
We are trying to hold the same standards for both genders here.
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@Wearesuprime
@Kat_Letube
@DecolonisedB0er
That's a lie. And you know apartheid was a legal illegality, put in place and protected by laws
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