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The day they'll lose they'll use Saka's pic on their poster. Just wait for it.
England start their World Cup campaign with a six-goal victory! ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ
What a win! ๐
๐ป๐ฅ๐ฑ Reaction on
@BBCiPlayer
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@BBCSport
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#BBCFootball
#BBCWorldCup
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A Thread of kids giving parents a very hard time. Add some more in the replies.
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I am the danger.
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Rigathi Gachagua's first assignment as a DP is to get back his KSh 200M taken by the state.
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Meanwhile in Qatar, Michael Olunga came on in the 46th minute as a substitute and scored 5 goals.
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A Thread of tweets with some of the Greatest replies ever dished out on this app. Add some more in the replies section.
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Found the full video. It's lit ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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First meme of the day has arrived.
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Mnakumbuka huyu jamaa? Hahaha
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This is the video that Elsa deleted after Naomi threatened to expose screenshots of their dirty chats that involve a rich white old man. ๐ค
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Kikuyu's should stop assuming everyone they meet is a Kikuyu. Just speak in Kiswahili or shut up.
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Martinez spotted with Embarambamba
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This downgrade is crazy.
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We go to KNH with this kid and he's diagnosed with appendicitis (treatment is emergency surgery). The doctor at KNH refers us to a hospital in Pangani and tells us twende 3pm kuna specialist. 3pm we arrive and find the same doctor we met at KNH waiting for us. ๐
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Pray for Flossin Mauwano
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Hawa ndio the real hustlers. Ni kujituma
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When P Diddy tried to get the seancombs Twitter handle ๐
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Adidas stood with Suarez when he was suspended for 4 months from football related activity for biting Chiellini, but have ended sponsorship deal for Kurt Zouma because he disciplined his cat.
Adidas are racists in my books.
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Charlene Ruto back then when she was selling smokie pasua to earn an extra shilling during her time at Daystar University while her Father was the Deputy President of Kenya.
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Chelsea are 10th
Liverpool are 15th
Man Utd are 20th
Arsenal fans right now
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Kama unastruggle na bedbugs or cockroaches enda kwa Agrovet ununue dawa inaitwa "NEOCIDOL 600EW" ni around 150 bob. Very effective. Tried and tested.
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Very few know what was going on here. I will not explain ๐๐
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Never doubted Ondivoh Photography
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When Ombachi filmed himself preparing some meal and generously went to feed street kids during the pandemic and some babes were upset with him for adding spices to the food.
Whatโs the wildest thing youโve seen Twitter hate?
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Kwa hiyo mchele story, the dude chipod 2 babes, it happens one of the babes was a MAN. You all pombe ni mbaya ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Fake shot ya volleyball yoh
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America is so fvcked up mahn! You watch WHAT IS A WOMAN documentary and realise that there are kids who identify as animals. They go to school and behave like animals, they meow and teachers are not allowed to question it because it's considered an identity. Madness
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Comedian YY na bibi yake Marya Okoth wote wako kwa set ya A NURSE TOTO Episode 9 wanalimana tackles ata huwezi jua huwa wanalala kitanda moja ๐
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This dude scammed you all 800k+? ๐
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The older you get, the more you realize that new year is just another night and not an excuse to drink silly.
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KPLC must have been looking at all the drama happening in Kenya in past couple of days and asking themselves "at what point do we make it about ourselves?". Now here we go. Nationwide blackout
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Unreal moments in Kenya over the years that are actually real.
A Thread
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Ukipata chance ya kupeleka mtoto wako kwa group of schools usiwache
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Kids of today will never know the greatness that Mint-choc and Fudge were.
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To amerix followers, don't feel so lost. I will be guiding you until the day he'll get his account back. Without wasting time, go and take a cold shower.
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Andrew Kibe invited Jalang'o on his YouTube live show last night. Jalas accepted the invite. More than 8,000 were tuned. They talked about many things but the funny one was Kibe telling Jalas how he celebrated Jalas election loss only for it to end up being fake news ๐
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In Kenya, the easiest way to serve a jail term for a crime you never commited is buying a second hand phone. Be advised accordingly
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Kenya is an active crime scene.
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My girlfriend is never ever going to experience this in her lifetime under my leadership.
i need to be in this predicament just once in life ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฅบ
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Should be erected somewhere in Kenya's busiest highway.
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As a man, dem ya beshte yako akiku call huwa unawacha iende missed call alafu immediately you call your friend ndio ujue kama uta call her back or uta pick the next or don't pick at all. After all she is not your friend.
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Where does someone who strips naked for a witchdoctor get the audacity to threaten doctors?
Kakamega Governor Barasa issues a stern warning to the doctors on strike
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Kenyans don't know when to stop ๐
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Every time there's a dowry debate on my Twitter, I can't stop thinking about this tweet.
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Okiya Omtatah is not a lawyer. Interestingly, he drafts, files and argue cases of public interest in Courts better than many professional lawyers. He is a legend in my books.
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Women do put effort to ensure they look nice at events, then there's men with the bare minimum.
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Kikuyu landlords.
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Meet Samuel Karumbo, the man who gave Kenya Power a run for their own money.
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I'm trending Worldwide and the President hasn't even bothered to call and check up on me if I'm doing okay. There's so much happening in my life right now.
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Kenyans I hope you all know that the Mumias Sugar in your favourite Supermarket's shelves packaged in Mumias Sugar packets is not sugar from Mumias Sugar Company. It's the cartels fooling you. Mumias Sugar died.
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Yesterday Muhindi Mweusi Supermarket Tassia was wiped during the protests. The thugs masquerading as protestors who broke into and stole especially the gas cylinders have today been returning what they stole
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Ukiwa campus hapo 3rd year hiyo time ya attachment ndio huwa unakutana na unemployment face to face ikikukodolea macho. You're trying to get an attachment to work for free for 3 to 4 months and somehow you still can't get it.
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So much has happened today. Summary
- Boniface Mwangi has been removed from all AZIMIO Campaign WhatsApp Groups.
- William Ruto officially became the President.
- Rigathi Gachagua almost swore himself in.
- Matiang'i & Winnie Odinga have deactivated their Twitter accounts.
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"Mimi nilikuwa najua yeye anakata risiti za ndege online"
Frank Obegi's Father on what Obegi told him he does for a living.
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Karen Nyamu gate crushed Samidoh' event in Dubai to fight Samidoh's wife. ๐
MEN YOU'RE THE PRIZE
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Andrew Kibe has over 4000 people watching and listening to him on YouTube at 11pm on a Thursday night and some people still doubt his influence?
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She deleted ๐
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Okiya Omtatah is exactly who he thinks he is. A legend in my books.
Busia Senator Okiya Omtatah arrives at Milimani Law Courts with Evidence in bid to shoot down Finace Bill
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@spmbuzzke
#spmbuzzke
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Nigerian men are doing Kenyan women dirty in the dating scene and I absolutely love it.
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Nigeria is not a real place
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9 days after Ochieng Jakablack posted his new house, he crashed in a road accident and died.
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As a man, dem ya boyz wako akikucall don't pick. Immediately call your boy and tell him "nimeona dem yako anatry kuni call, rada?". Whatever he will tell you is what you will do. Remember your boyz girlfriend is not your friend.
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This is hilarious ๐
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Mulamwah na Sonnie wameamua kuchoma. These are things you take with you to your grave because in this internet era, that baby will grow to see this video.
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Men are happy creatures when left alone.
A Thread.
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Found the video. Weka 70 thousand ๐
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Did you know that ukisha spend 1M drilling a borehole unafaa kuita kanjo wakuje waeke metre and start billing you?
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Sasa huwa unashuka matatu alafu unaingia ingine?
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Edwin Sifuna ako kwa ground
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David Ndii in the kitchen cooking for his wife after a long day of arguing with strangers on Twitter.
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Michelle Ntalami remove that helmet, we know it's you.
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"Wacha nikupatie number yake mubishane"
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Facebook is not a safe space ๐๐๐
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Education ni very important. Ata kama ulisoma na ukakosa kazi usiwahi dharau masomo. Education shapes your way of thinking and changes your perspective of how you look at things.
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Mulamwah has been asked by a stranger why he broke up with Sonnie and he decided to stoop low. Never in my life have I ever seen a man ready to embarrass himself.
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Baba amechota kura zote za wamama rahisi hivyo. Tactical genius
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Day light robbery with full consent from the victims. CROWD 1
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9 years later, Sam Ogina will learn from Eric Omondi's Instagram post that Jacque Maribe cheated on him with Eric Omondi. Haha
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Spotted David Ndii outside our apartment a few minutes ago.
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This moment right here is the closest I have come to death. Thank you Emiliano Martรญnez for saving my life.
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Hello KOT, here are some Emergency rules.
If Omanyala doesn't perform in Oregon we direct our anger to the Ministry of Sports & US Embassy Kenya.
If he performs despite arriving 2 hours 40 mins to his race, we are uniting to troll his opponents.
WIN WIN situation for Omanyala
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Mike Sonko was live on Facebook with a counter attack. This is the content I live for ๐๐๐
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KOT arriving at Caroline Mutoko's tweet to let off a few things from their chests.
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Ukiwa Campus 1st year and 2nd year your lectures huwaambia vile course yenu ni marketable. Ukifika 3rd year ile time ya 3 month attachment ndio reality hukuita mkutano because umeshindwa kupata mahali utawork for just 3 months for FREE. Unarudi 4th year ukiwa demoralised mbaya.
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They reported this little man to the Father and when the Dad roared kijana alikunja mkia fearing for his life. Enyewe kwa nyumba Simba ni moja.
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Andrew Kibe is right.
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Sometimes I feel bad for Okiya Omtatah. He has to sit in the same house with people like Samson Cherargei and Karen Nyamu and engage them in intellectual debates on matters of national importance.
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Iko jamaa pale YouTube anaitwa Legrand Media hufanya content ya development and underdevelopment from County to County but views hapati. Sasa iko siku amefanya content ya umalaya akapata over 100k views. Amejam sana na waKenya ๐๐๐
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This video isn't available in my location yet this race took place in my Country. Absolute madness
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Hey
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kindly give us the names of the 32 joyriders who were prioritized over our athletes to travel to Oregon. We will find their pictures ourselves.
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Power to KOT
How it started. How it's going
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