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If you don't have bread, eat cake|| @iamfels1 || Email: [email protected]

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined January 2017
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@_fels1
Ja Loka
6 days
Life is a game of numbers. Take more shots. It rewards volume and consistency, not perfection or hesitation. Send 100 applications, you will land one client. Meet 100 men, you will find one loyal friend. Talk to 100 women, you will meet 1 wife material. Consistency turns the.
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Ja Loka
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RT @ray_omollo: The dualing of the Kisumu Boys–Mamboleo (A1) Road, implemented by the @KeNHAKenya, is nearing completion, marking a major b….
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Ja Loka
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Gentlemen, even if your friends invite you out for a drink, ensure you have something small even for chaser in case you can’t afford a complete round. Chipping in on bills maintains your masculine frame and earns you respect among your peers. Uwinja maber?.
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Ja Loka
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A significant portion of household dust is actually dead human skin. This is because every human being sheds about 6,000 dead skin cells every hour. This is about 681 grams of dead skin cells every year.
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Naija Health Hub
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tell me something i don't know :::::.
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Ja Loka
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Government releases Sh23.2b for over 800,000 university and TVET students, first-year funding application for HELB deadline also pushed to September 14th.
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Ja Loka
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President Ruto has cleared the air concerning the regular state house meetings with Kenyans from different regions. The meetings are not political or for campaigns. Rather, they are avenues to explain the development plan and progress that the regime has for different regions.
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Ja Loka
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My friend has had it with 7 different women. Does it mean that he is tied to 7 souls?.
@nziokamul1
Nzioka Muli
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If you've had sex with your girl while she was in her periods, both of you have soul ties. You're better off married to eachother.
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Ja Loka
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Every time you’re about to vomit, your body anticipates acidity from the stomach and triggers an increased production of saliva which acts as buffer to neutralize the acid and rinse to wash it away, protecting the enamel from corrosion. This is why you experience increased saliva.
@NaijaHealthHub
Naija Health Hub
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tell me something i don't know :::::.
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Ja Loka
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Why are car dealers on this platform always getting tested by God? They are always wearing free government bangles and spending nights in free government BnBs.
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Ja Loka
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The biological fathers have already closed their businesses or left the offices to go start their weekends in the local bars, Nyama choma joints or trips out of town. The fathers who stepped up are stressed over school fees as schools open. Town! 😂.
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Ja Loka
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The people of Tharaka Nithi have embarrassed and humiliated the incoming 6th Mr. 🍉 . He should take his campaigns to Kondele or Elgeyo Marakwet.
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Ja Loka
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The statement is right. If you chase money, women will definitely come in plenty. It, however, doesn’t specify the kinds of women the money will attract.
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“Chase money bro, women will come”. -One of the most dumbest things I’ve heard in my life.
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Ja Loka
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As SDAs get close to the end of the month of camp meetings, here is the most important message for all men.
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Ja Loka
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RT @Wickymane: I charge 4500sh for a cracked glass art A3 sized portrait Whatsapp number 0746321061 repost my next client might be on your….
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Ja Loka
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Changed his whole life simply means buying him a pair of socks, boxers and handkerchiefs on 3 different birthday occasions.
@therealcoritayy
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A nigga will talk down on a bitch that changed his whole life!!! Bitch I made you.
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Ja Loka
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If you see a mad woman who is pregnant in a town where there are no mad men, then it means that there is a certain normal man who is madly in love. ~Teso proverb.
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Ja Loka
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The man who sleeps in peace either has no debt or no wife. ~Shikhendu Proverb.
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Ja Loka
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I don’t date women with kids. I must start at 2 - 0.
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Thando
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Your side of the story Gents, why are you not with your baby Mama?.
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Ja Loka
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Kitambo I used to block people. I stopped. I need to take a day off and clear this list.
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Ja Loka
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President Ruto gifts ALL Harambee Stars players a unit each of a 3 bedroom affordable housing at a location of their choice. Rais!.
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