Ayo, the First
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I’m financially at a stage where I understand why people do fraud.
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Birthday depression is a real thing, and I don’t think anyone can fully explain it.
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Peter Obi just won my polling unit in Alapere Lagos by 75%.
They thought we came to play 😂
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Here
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As a brother i must dislike my sister's boyfriend for no reason. It's my duty.
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Dey play
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I’m the worst person to tell “I’m in your city” cos even people in my city don’t see me.
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Tattoos look better when you have money. When you’re broke you begin to look dangerous.
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Some Twitter users don’t even tweet, they just retweet and have fun.
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I only wanted to be an adult cos of two meats. All these bills and extra wahala, I didn’t sign for it. 😭😭
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A 19-year-old babe will text you "shut up", and you a working-class 26+ graduate will reply "come and shut me up" because you're not loved at home.
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Interviewer: Why do you want to work with us?
Me: Can you do all the work alone?
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Adulthood will make you understand some actions of your parents.
At this stage if I pay someone's school fees and the person comes back with last position, one of us go run mad.
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Can’t even spell “harmattan” correctly cos all she got in school was D’s.
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Me as a lecturer:
Omo be like una go fail this course o. Even me sef no too understand am.
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Ayra Starr, Ini Edo and Uriel in one person
Oily skin gang!!! How was the groundnut you ate for breakfast?
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The moment after NYSC is when you realise you and your daddy have no connection.
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Congratulations to the happily married men. See Wetin remain for street now
Imagine a man asking you to buy something for him on your way home 😂😂😂
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You blamed your parents for not birthing you into wealth. Now it's your turn.
The world is watching.
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Them go dig Davido post of 2015 for Facebook 😭. But who’s this girl? 🥺
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Quality camera will make you think some women are way above your league until you meet them man to man.
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To celebrate this massive win, we’re following each other.
Retweet this and drop 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬 let’s follow you now!!
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We did everything, except sex
🤝
I don’t smoke but I take shisha
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Saw Nancy outside my house searching for someone. So I walked up to her and asked, “Nancy, Isime you're looking for?”
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I go first give this girl belle cos I know sey price of cerelac go come down
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Kizz Daniel refused to perform cos they didn’t bring his clothes. I trust Burna Boy
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You’re mad at me because I forgot your birthday. Did I give birth to you?
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Being a boyfriend is hard. Imagine pretending you can beat everyone. 😂
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“Shank is not even funny” but man’s steady winning. This is the kind of Win I want in my life. Success that doesn’t care about people’s opinions.
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"Fine boy like you, you go still collect change?"
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Fresher give children 2k because them help am carry load. Werey dey challenge Sapa 😂
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Helicopter no trek o. No let them use motivational quotes tie you down.
Even aero plane dey trek before fly. No let anybody rush you, this life na process.
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Having money in your savings but still telling yourself you're broke is a different kind of discipline.
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“Not too dirty to wash, not too clean for wardrobe.
This is where the chair in the room comes in.
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Again, anytime you feel like 5k is too small to send to a babe, send it to your younger sibling or mom or security man. They'll appreciate it.
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Nigerian mothers will just sew native attire that nobody can iron.
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They won’t show you tweets where he was also “romanticizing” the Yoruba agitators. They play the divide and rule game and y’all are easily falling for it.
ORIGBOGBOYTDR
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If you see “rate limit exceeded”, tap it multiple times, it’ll load.. you’re welcome.
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Isreal DMW knowing David is his king and God has promised to fight for Israel.
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Good Friday - March 29th
Easter Monday - April 1st
Eid Fitr 1 - April 10th
Eid Fitr 2 - April 11th
Atheists own na to dey speak nonsense with rubbish grammar.
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I jam my pastor for restaurant now. We begin laugh cos we suppose dey fast 😂
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Make Davido just come online tweet “No be me and you” make everywhere scatter 🤣💔
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The one with a rich father
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Girls shoot their shot by staring at you for 2 seconds then look away hoping you noticed.
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Nah this one enter 😂
Baddy of Lasu every time he looks between ; and $ on his keyboard
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Egg wey I buy 90 naira you say make I go outside go mess. If I comot here make I bend.
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Told this aboki bike man that carried me this morning and was driving at top speed to “take it easy nau”, baba say “Na me call you? No be you call me??”
Omo I wan d!eee 😭😭😭
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You’re dating an overthinker and you are telling them you are busy, do you want to kīll them?
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Nobody:
Two Christians flirting:
“So, are you waiting for second service?”
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Elon Musk has 210 billion dollars and there are 8 billion people on earth. He could give everyone 1 billion each and still have 202 billion left.
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I heard Igbos do eat people. I offer myself to you. Use me to make Ofe nsala 🤲🏼
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If you have curves, it will clearly show in your pictures. Stop standing like you want to play corner kick.
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"You don't look Yoruba"
I'm sorry. I'm supposed to tattoo Oduduwa and Oranmiyan on my forehead.
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If you had an opportunity of settling in one of these cites with a paying job of 300k monthly, which would you go for?
LAGOS ABUJA
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Karma is a fiction. Person fit do you bad make God still punish you on top.
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Man realized there’s more to life than u23 Unilag girls
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When I see these in your house.
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When they say “Christians don’t take their religion seriously”, this is what they mean
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OMG , Nancy Isime can’t be from our planet!! She’s so unreal 🥺🥺
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Nothing will make me see dogs the same way again bro. They ruined everything for me.
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You don’t have a bad spending habit, the Naira is just useless.
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Nigerians should stop saying "Conductor, Owa o" can't you just say "Conductor, I hereby wish to alight" 😏
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Boy Spyce has blocked so many people for someone who’s still struggling to have a hit.
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Take care of your health. Your future doctors are doing TikTok and sorting courses.
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*Two Nigerians talking*
Dad: Isaac the fuel in the gen, e plenty or e small?
Isaac: E plenty small.
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All 12 Track on Asake album fighting for No 1 spot on Apple Music.
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You see those people who care too much, when they forget you, just forget it.
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Don’t know how but you resemble Bartholomew for Bible.
Getting older but my inner child is ageless. Happy birthday to me.
Say a prayer for me 🤲🏾🤲🏾🤲🏾
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What’s a Nigerian album cover so good it belongs in a museum?
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Yes music is therapeutic, but e get some kind crisis you go face for this life, you go off music first.
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Can someone please explain this in football terms?
Naira Marley visits NDLEA Chiarman, Buba Marwa in Abuja, declares support for the war against drug abuse.
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Person come do HIV test, you still Dey collect her number.
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Tems went from an upcoming artiste straight to an International artiste. This Grace is too loud.
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