Andrew Kibe
@kibeandy
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Nairobi
Joined June 2017
This was fun
Guys, have a surprise for ya. Guess who came back on Coffee Pump? The main man @kibeandy ! And he brought DNA as well! Should I drop the episode late tonight ama tomorrow evening?
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Team Namibia begged for a selfie with the King of Pool and I had to oblige. Let the games begin
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Remember this weekend is @safarisevens , get your diabz there and support your country
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Jana I went to get my passport renewed and it was a super smooth process, lakini kitu ili nistua ni ati ma walach walikua wame jazana huko ajab. Whatever you do with this info ssuptoyou!
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Nikiwashow munaona mi ni chizzy! Huyo mtoi si wako aisay, kimbia DNA quickfast udeal na heartbreak mapema mapema
What do you do when you find out the kid you have been offering a hefty child support isn't yours? Makueni County Governor Mutula Kilonzo is allegedly entangled with his baby mama after finding out the kid he has been supporting isn't his through DNA test results and he now
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Did you know that most of your so called ‘Pastors’ marry older women? Churches in Kenya are for retired POK’s and dick driven Kinuthias
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Kiundu peculiar is that all our squabbling leaders seem to be pushing the same narrative of register to vote. How can you tell people to vote if you don’t trust the man in charge of the country and IEBC? Si ata waosha tu? Hii ni wreso nawashow!
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A man who talks about a ‘Dream Home’ issa woman! As a man you should be ready to live like a cockroach anywhere at anytime.
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‘Happily married’ men are the biggest consumers of porn worldwide. You would think they are getting regular servicing at home but wapi. Anyway, Leo ni Sunday endeni Church muka enjoyiwe
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As a married man if you keep falling sick try living alone for a few months, I’m sure you will feel better instantaneously. But we ain’t ready for that convo. Kikuyu men know exactly what I’m talking about
Hey, as you know @jordanbpeterson has been really sick. A lot of people have been asking for updates so here’s one. He’s recovering slowly day by day but I won't lie, it's slow and scary. He won't be back for another few months at least, probably longer. We’re not entirely sure
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One of the products of my loins was suspended from school because of hepaing. He’s to go back with a slasher, a panga and a roll of barbed wire. Itabidi aingie kazi ya car wash atafute hiyo doh
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Ni kiundu coincidental that as soon as the vaccine is available the media is awash with reports/propaganda of rising cases. Feels familiar Kinuthia? Never trust mainstream media
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I know many of have fallen back into Lambistry since I was swallowed into the belly of the beast. Fanyeni revision kiasi. @fatboyKenya kazi safi
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Now that @brightzeed is also in the mix this could be interesting. I’m watching and learning.
The rise of $PINTO coin is more than just another token launch — it’s a movement where culture meets crypto. Inspired by KaPinto of @FatBoyKenya, it blends humor, truth, and creativity with the power of tokenization — driving inclusion, sparking innovation, and giving new
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Bruh, I’ve watched these crypto simps come and go quicker than Nairobi relationships—loud today, gone tomorrow. Now Pinto is all over my feed, and before you start thinking it’s some broke clout-chaser, nah. It’s @fatboykenya. Iykyk
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Event ya Kenny G didn’t have rural bred retards, hao wote wali enda blankets kuona ma pingy
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How do you know?
Slavery was so bad idk how tf we even cool with white people man
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I need two chiles to volunteer, I’ll give you a month to train
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