David Ndii
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This is an appreciation tweet for the people who have walked with us to this historic ruling on HC Petition E282 of 2020 and consolidated petitions.
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Minting vs Printing of Money: A Primer on Wash Wash Economics
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Friends, supporters, well wishers. Please please give us a chance to settle down. If we don’t pick or return your calls, we are working.
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Dear
#Uthamakistan
I said we are over borrowing, you said no pain no gain
I said SGR is not value for money, you said I’m anti-development
I said we prioritize agric productivity, you said stadiums
Now you turn around and demand I give solutions
Sasa. mnataka . nifanye . nini?
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My life since Supreme Court upholding of
@WiiliamsRuto
win. Minimum 12hr working day, yesterday a record 16hrs. Hopefully it all comes together today. Congrats William Ruto. Well done Kenya Kwanza Happy inauguration day everyone.
#AKenyaForEveryone
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Three things I will not be party to, defend or take collective responsibility for.
1. Lies, and taking the public for fools
2. Corruption
3. Vomiting on the peoples shoes
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Are you suggesting that I should be afraid of William Ruto killing me like Jacob Juma?
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Dear cows and sheep. Before you start fighting each other for politicians here is something you should know. Not too long ago I was in a sitting with Martha and Kivutha in William Ruto’s Karen residence strategising defeating BBI. Both were eager contenders for his running mate
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Boss, we will just buy him with your money and you will get nothing.
@DavidNdii
Sisi kama jeshi la baba tunagoja aseme maadamano ni lini juu hio ndio kitu itafanya mskie maneno
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Hire assassins.
If you had $100 million to change Africa with, how would you use it?
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Dear
#uthamaki
I’ve had enough of appeal to ethnic solidarity. I hereby renounce my Gikuyu citizenship. Consider me a Jaluo and let me be.
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100% of 14,000,000 is 14,000,000
10% is 1,400,000
1% is 140,000
0.1% is 14,000
0.01% is 1,400
0.001% is 140
0.0001% is 14
0.00001% is 1.4
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Do you know that an estimated 1500 young doctors remain unemployed since graduating? And do you know the Sh14b
@RailaOdinga
is prepared to spend to quench his hunger power can employ and pay these doctors for 5 yrs? Thought you should know.
#RipDrMogusu
#RejectBBI
#LindaKatiba
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This is how percentages are looking based on results
@OleItumbi
has posted on his TL. We’ve secured our strongholds solidly, swung Western, running neck to neck in Nairobi Coast, North, strong showing in Ukambani and Kisii/Nyamira. It is a rout. Well done
#KenyaKwanza
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Uhuru Kenyatta legacy issa scam…
School laptops scam
SGR scam
Eurobond scam
Galana Kulalu scam
Last mile connectivity scam
Security cameras scam
Dams scam
Container terminal scam
Huduma namba scam
Stawi loan app scam
Early oil export scam
Medical equip scam
what have I missed?
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Wajaluo kaeni chini.
Uthamakism is a Kikuyu disease. Thurakus have accepted and they are now recovering. Some have suffered an opportunistic infection Sugoinitis but we are treating it.
Odingaism is a Luo disease. The sooner you accept and go into treatment the better.
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Dear Men of Kenya
You are not entitled to women’s affection or bodies. If you feel uncontrollable rage following rejection, or empathy for men who brutalize women, if you are presently obsessed with contextualizing Ivy’s murder, please seek professional help.
#Justiceforivy
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An Open Letter to President Uhuru Kenyatta
Re: COVID-19 in Kenya
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Uhuru should concede this thing for normal service to resume.
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Final Submissions
WHY WILLIAM RUTO?
An Open Letter to the people of Mt. Kenya region.
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Religiosity is highly correlated with poverty and misery. Less religious society are more morally upright than religious ones. Religiosity is a sign of hypocrisy, injustice and helplessness. In short, religion is for losers.
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The Hustler Fund will be a big scandal, the fertilizer subsidy scheme will be a big scandal, the Petroleum G-to-G will be the mother of all scandals…
My
@StandardKenya
column.
@markoloo
@KBonimtetezi
@gathara
@bonifacemwangi
@HakiYetuOrg
@KiamaPeter1
@RasnaWarah
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"No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back." Turkish proverb
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Why are men interested in my weight. I am a 55 years old married heterosexual.
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Turning up drunk to work daily is ground for dismissal. If as it seems
@Ukenyatta
is an alcoholic, he should be in rehab, not State House.
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This looks amazing. But I cant help wondering why we are unable to deploy the same social capital for development projects. If a rural hamlet called Kapsowar can do this, why do we need “capacity building” for ECDEs and dispensaries?
We are currently in Kapsowar for the official opening and dedication of the AIC Kapsowar Township Church sunctuary.
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Public Announcement. I am not a revolutionary. I do not aspire to lead. I am not interested in public office. I engage in politics, public affairs out of self-interest, personal fulfilment, to advance my own freedom. If you see me as fighting for you its a coincidence. Thank You
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Now you cry because your businesses are reporting losses? Six weeks after I urged to roll out measures to protect business and jobs what have you done, other than launch baloons and sending flowers to your masters? Greedy rudderless drunken idiot.
"Think before you start talking nonsense, we must protect our economy, this is not the time to be petty!"
President Uhuru Kenyatta lashes out at those criticising move to send flowers abroad.
#LabourDayKE
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Wheelbarrow or Prime Minister?
Like for Prime Minister
Retweet for Wheelbarrow
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Raila groupies using big words to deflect attention from truth. Facts:
1. Moi said Luos are cheap
2. Uhuru is Moi’s political son
3. Uhuru bought Raila, cheap
4. Raila has outlived usefulness
5. Only Raila groupies still flogging BBI dead horse
If it walks, quacks like a duck
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My gûka (grandp) and cûcû (grandma) Eutychus Ndii and Margaret Wanjiru Ndii, 1943. Guka recently back from WWII service in Burma. The baby on the laps is my dad, big girl is my auntie Prof Viola Kimui. Cûcû passed on last year at 106.
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#Uthamaki
apologists loyalty and delusion beggars belief. 7 yrs ago Uhuru was chest thumping about transforming KE with mega-projects, and I was being trolled for saying it would end in tears. Today he is reduced to inspecting pavement repairs at night. Still they cling to hope.
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Hollow man
You borrowed billions to build a rail
four hundred and fifty to be precise
the old one could’ve been fixed for a fifth
five thousand more megawatts, you bellowed
and we only needed two
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Capital Hill Laundry Services. We clean:
looters
electoral fraud
land grabbing
historical injustices
hate speech
weupe wa pamba guaranteed.
Met with Governor
@AnneWaiguru
at Capitol Hill Square and had a discussion on national cohesion and inclusivity.
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Dear Uthamaki. You cannot kick Ruto out and still demand he owns his share of regime failures. You gave him the get out of jail card. Neither should Raila embrace Uthamaki and not expect to pick the stench. No free lunch. When you sleep with dogs, expect to wake up with fleas.
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This old lady’s house burned down three months ago. The village did a harambee to build her a new one. And now I just got these photos. Some of the things that just make one’s day.
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Azimio cultists wishing for rerun should contemplate following scenario. Team opaque blocks it, deadline passes, constitutional limbo, Uhuru stays on until 2027, or revolution. Here’s the irony. WSR remains DP, Raila will be at home crying over his beer.
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🇰🇪1963: poor, united, hopeful
🇰🇪2017: poor, divided, hopeless
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Standard confirms our tally.
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Uhuru Kenyatta must be called to account for the plunder and squandering of Sh250b Covid19 emergency funds. A thread. 1/11
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Good people. I have already confessed to the crime of associating with corrupt Ruto to further my personal agenda. I have asserted severally that my politics is not public service, and I’m not obliged to live up to public expectations I never signed up for. Can you move on?
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It wasn’t me!😂
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I’m learning quite a bit about the young man of today. Hopelessly insecure, obsessed with masculinity, expects to buy affection, and cannot tell a girl who is stringing him along. Wacha sasa ningoje matusi🏃🏿
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Notice to dynasties, home guards, court poets and house negroes writ large. 2022 is the election of dismantling colonial privilege and reclaiming our dignity.
Rule
#1
All Kenyans are equal.
Rule
#2
No Kenyan is more equal than another
#KomeshaMadharau2022
#DynastiesMustFall
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Who is lying to young men that toxic masculinity is an African cultural badge of honour? If you expect you can date a career woman, marry and next day you’ll be putting your feet up as she keeps house, you are delusional. You have serious self-esteem issues to deal with.1/2
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China needs to know that Africans will never forget what it is doing to our people, and these slave-dealing puppet regimes that it has corrupted and cowed into acquiescence will not be around for that long. In fact some will not survive the aftermath of this coronavirus crisis.
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I see people wondering why I am googling photos of my one and only. Try this. Githunguri 1985 , Gilgil 1987, Manchester 1991, Florence Italy 2001
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O LORD, even if I would argue my case with you, you would always be right. Yet, I want to talk to you about your justice. Why do wicked people succeed? Why do treacherous people have peace and quiet?
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We’ve a bewildered lot of tenderpreneur generation MPs who thought KK win was back to good ol’ skyteam days when they’d walk into a ministry, walk out with a project, walk into a parastatal walk out with a tender. They are about to get much needed character development 😊
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Fruitful consultations this morning with
@governorkibwana
@MarthaKarua
@JerotichSeii
Daisy Amdani on imperative for progressive proactive political initiative to defend CoK2010, defeat impunity, offer leadership that will uphold and implement, rather than subvert it. Watch space.
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To be overweight is a remediable personal challenge of little or no consequence to the general public. To be empty headed is an incurable societal burden. Ũrimũ ndũrĩ ndawa. To have so many imbeciles with nothing better to talk on a public platform is a national tragedy.
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This is the point at which the assembled mourners are invited to pick a handful of soil for the “dust to dust” ritual. R.I.P
#BBIFraud
#BBIAppealJudgement
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1. Surrender
(i) Weston
(ii) ADC Mutara Ranch
2. Return his share of the plunder ~50b
3. Tell us the truth about Eurobond (whether he ate or Uhuru ate alone)
Then I will consider.
@DavidNdii
Dakitari it's time you join
@WilliamsRuto
as a strategist he requires such individuals who will stand with him and correct him. Wacha na safari ya Canaan
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@WilliamsRuto
is a megalomaniac psychopath with no good needs, just an endless trail of death and destruction that will not end until he is stopped.
@DavidNdii
@amugira
Have you ever found anything positive with
@WilliamsRuto
?, Being a critic doest entail criticizing even the good deeds.
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The people who pride themselves of having no interest in politics can’t stop talking about the fuel price increases.
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This is a very sick man. He is in the terminal stage of malignant acute greed for power.
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My last word on internships.
Your challenges will not be solved by the kindness of strangers. Kenya is a minority privilege economy. It can’t create the opportunities you expect for masses. You have 3 choices
join the fight to change the system
lower your expectations
migrate
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On attaining age of majority, every citizen should be issued with ID, voter and tax registration.
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The sycophancy that is coming from Raila groupies shows that many Kenyans do not want freedom. What they want is a kinder gentler master. What they don’t realize is that it is the humane slaveowners who gave slavery the cloak of moral legitimacy to survive for as long as it did.
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When we say we will create 200K street busineses in Nairobi, this is what we mean. This is
#BottomUpEconomicsKe
exemplified.
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This is
@WilliamsRuto
5th chopper. They are leased mostly to govt, state corps at min US$2300/hr (Ksh. 230k), average of 30 hrs/month. He also bills govt when he tangatangas in his own chopper. He is milking the public >Ksh 300m a year.
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This was said by a Senior Chinese official last week (paraphrase):
Corruption is not the biggest challenge in your country, we have big corruption in China too— biggest problem is your leaders do not care, and its such a tragedy because you have everything else going for you.
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The public policy imperative right now is to adapt 3 critical high contact sectors to Covid-19 risk viz. food supply chain, health care, education. When Uhuru Kenyatta talks economy his concern is private business interests. Its time to call out this buffoon for what he is.
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Shaggy I know. Who is she?
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Itaanguka tu kama BBI.
The Nairobi County Government has reinstalled the sign. If you think you came from the moon go try remove it again. Also, a CCTV has been installed for the security of the area.
(Picture Courtesy).
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Hon
@MarthaKarua
has said countless times she has no apologies for fighting for her side in 2007. Why are you clinging? She’s not your favourite auntie. Get on with your lives.
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Moi is a passing cloud
Ruto must go
History does not repeat itself, but it rhymes
Eleven vice presidents
Only the two completed the distance and succeded the predecessor
History does not repeat itself, but it rhymes
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My reading of this political moment is that it is about corruption. It is very pivotal. We have reached pivotal moments before. The 1990-92 moment was about multiparty which is a byword for political freedom and civil liberties.
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You know you are in mediocre company when every speaker starts by agreeing with previous speakers.
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Tweeps. You are free to disagree with my opinions and politics but is it too much to ask you resist entitling yourself to my labour. You have no shares in my intellectual enterprise, and I am not here for your admiration or to be a role model. I am here to be myself.
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An election official is dead, others abducted. Azimio leaders assaulted others on TV, two abducted members of our team are missing for a month. Uhuru continues to violate law. Here on twitter only crime is winning an election judged free and fair by all but Raila cultists.
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The hustler-dynasty debate is about oppressors vs oppressed. It is not about rich vs poor and no amount of diversionary scaremongering will make it so. A thread. 1/14
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That was quick! Kamneeeyiz. Preseeent arms 🤣🤣🤣
Bwana Rais wanaopita sasa ni kikosi ya KMC unit ya 7KR kutoka Wajir Barracks.
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I drafted Chapter12 of the Constitution. Kenyans debated but could not agree on which heroes deserved to be on the currency so they settled on none. The Kenyatta image offends that spirit. It is deliberate mischief, impunity and contempt for the people— the hallmarks of Uhuru.
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Mombasa Port made a profit of Sh15b last year. Let Mombasa own their port, they won’t need “your” money. Marsabit generated 13 percent of the country’s electricity worth Sh7b. Pay for it, they wont need “your” money. Ng’ombe ici.
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She’s a medic and public health professional (MPH), was Dir. Gen, Med. Services. M7 also knows thing or 2 about pandemics, having won accolades for bold HIV/AIDs response. What do we have? A drunkard launching baloons, sending bouquets to England and a parrot firing scientists.
This Ugandan minister of health looks like she knows her stuff ( the usual caveats about african leaders having been taken into consideration 😭😭😭)
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A coke is Sh35 in Kenya, $1.80 in US. Ave hourly wage is Sh360 in Kenya, $22 in US. One hr of work buys 10 cokes in Kenya, 13 in US. A US work hr can buy 63 cokes in Kenya, Kenyan hr only 2 in US. But since we buy our cokes in Kenya, $ strength only matters for tourists.
@DavidNdii
@ian_ochii
Hapa backbench tuko na swali..
What determines a currency’s purchasing power??
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It’s regrettably clear that the contest between pluralism and patrimonialism is going to be a long one. You come back from positioning Kenya on the global stage to find we’ve gone back to grand marches and herding buffaloes. Bure kabisa.
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Dear Tweeps. Scholars and intellectuals don’t care how you feel about them. We are interested in your opinion about issues. Politicians care how you feel about them but not what you feel or think about issues. They would rather you did not think. Invest your emotions wisely.
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State capture is the repurposing of public institutions to serve private interests. Northlands City is a textbook state capture case study. It begins with the Jomo Kenyatta land grab and ends with Uhuru using same office to monetize the land. 1/4
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