Morrissey is a lot like the chocolate in your grandma's cupboard. It might have been alright in the 80s but these days it's toxic, tasteless and whiter than it should be.

RT @MichaelRosenYes: @DavidLammy David, this stuff doesn't work anymore (if it ever did). It's just hot air. It has no value or power. Isra….

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

RT @KathyBurke: If that was here some cunt would’ve just set fire to it.

RT @mushycrouton: I don’t want to brag but I am only in my 30s and have already achieved what most people don’t until they’re in their sixt….

RT @SarahEMcBride: What does my identity have to do with the fact that Trump is trying to rig our elections? Nothing —unless you’re as obse….

RT @MoSalah: This very special award hits different when we have an important trophy to go along with it. Being champions is what matters a….

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RT @MrPitbull07: *One month before her 95th birthday, Patricia Routledge wrote something that still gently echoes:*. **“I’ll be turning 95….

RT @adrianbliss: The CEO of Penguin

Hey, @pdoocy, why didn't you ask Putin if he's prepared to keep sending Russians to die or will he just accept the existing maps?.

RT @Exploding_Heads: The media every time Wrexham play

RT @RGravenberch: Our little miracle has arrived 🤍

RT @maklelan: Lol, nope. This whole thread is just rehashing misinformation that's been packaged in several different ways over the last se….

RT @larryandpaul: 🚨 ANNOUNCEMENT: UK Terror Threat Level RAISED. 🙏🏻 Please watch this #MondayMorning edition of #BrokenNews and repost usi….

RT @EdKrassen: Trump: Please don’t release the Kompromat on me. Putin: Then let us take over Ukraine!. Trump: Ok let me think about it. P….

Lugosi's Dead?

I've started doing the Couch to JK. It's like Couch to 5k, but you just gradually become more abusive to trans women.

RT @simoncholland: Sad to announce the garage shelving we put up didn’t magically turn us into organized people with our lives together and….

RT @Parody_PM: Just concerned parents.

RT @jasemonkey: Trump & Putin but as the outro to a sitcom.

Salaaaaah! #YNWA.