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Correct decision. Parker should never have chosen to play three title contenders in the first 4 games. Rookie error.
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Bohemian Rhapsody but with the lyrics replaced by footballers' names.
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A simple explanation of trickle-down economics.
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The Official Anti-Growth Coalition Membership List 👇
As compiled by Colin from Portsmouth.
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The Official List Of Woke Things.
As told by Colin from Portsmouth.
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Where did Liverpool find Alexis Mac Allister? 🤯
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134,000 watching Big Jet TV right now. Bet none of them turn up to Stansted away on tuesday night 🙄
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📞"My government has betrayed me. When I voted for people to be poorer, I didn't realise it would happen to me 😡"
Colin from Portsmouth has never felt more let down by his party, who can be sure of his vote in the next election ✅
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📞"My grandson's primary school's doing their Nativity play - A pregnant migrant woman crossing a border with her husband WHO ISN'T EVEN THE DAD. And we're supposed to be happy that they're given sanctuary!😡"
Colin from Portsmouth on the woke schools brainwashing our kids.
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📞"Beating Germany was a huge result for Brexit. Merkel will be spinning in her grave."
🎙️"I thought you were boycotting the tournament because of the players taking the knee?"
📞"I am. They shouldn't bring politics into football."
Colin from Portsmouth is back on the line.
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📞"All we are saying is, be gay and proud at the World Cup. But don't be too gay."
This Foreign Office minister advises LGBTQ+ England fans to "try to halve their overall gayness" while abroad, or better still, take a three week sexuality holiday.
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📞"I am disgusted that Meghan Bloody Markle is going to the Coronation!"
🎙️"She's not going, Colin!"
📞"SHE'S SAID NO? WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS!?"
Colin from Portsmouth is furious that Meghan Markle is both going and not going to The Coronation.
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📞"Finally we're seeing the benefits of Brexit!"
"More British foods like turnips.
More British diseases like scurvy.
And at last a return to the great British tradition of rationing!" 🇬🇧
Colin from Portsmouth is delighted to finally see what he voted for.
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📞"How come Northern Ireland has access to the single market and the rest of the country doesn't?🇬🇧"
"This is the EU jealous of Brexit and punishing us for it, while Woke King Charles stands and smiles!😡"
Colin from Portsmouth wants the rest of Britain to have what NI has.
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Remember the rule:
Middle class and care about inequality = Champagne Socialist
Working class and care about inequality = Politics of Envy
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📞"Bloody nurses! To think we risked our lives clapping for them in all weathers while there was a deadly virus around!"
📞"They're enemies of the people. Just like all the other enemies that are starting to outnumber the people😡"
Colin from Portsmouth vs the nurses' strike.
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Every TV interview with a politican who "never said Brexit was going to be easy."
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Ex footballer needs to promote their podcast
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Pundit furious after Arsenal celebrate winning football match.
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📞"My government has betrayed me. When I voted for people to be poorer, I didn't realise it would happen to me 😡"
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📞"If you don't like faeces in your Ribena then move to Belgium. It's as simple as that." 🇬🇧
Colin from Portsmouth argues that water companies pumping sewage into our rivers is yet another victory against the EU.
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Every media interview with politicans who "never said Brexit was going to be easy."
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🎧"My grandson's doing his Nativity play. They've made Jesus's mum a pregnant migrant woman crossing a border with her husband WHO ISN'T EVEN THE DAD. The school's gone woke!😡"
🎙️"You said this last year, Colin."
🎧"Which is proof that Sunak's migration policy is failing!"
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When the UK media avoids all mention of Brexit ....
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A relief that Brighton v Crystal Palace has been postponed. There's no fiercer rivalry in world football
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"Merry Christmas to everyone, except the following people..."
Colin from Portsmouth wishes peace on earth to select mankind.
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📞"How can I have an opinion without seeing what people I agree with have said first!? I might say the wrong thing!😡"
Colin from Portsmouth is forced to have his say on a breaking news story before everyone else.
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7 bins. SCRAPPED ❌
Meat tax. SCRAPPED❌
A windfarm in every bedroom. SCRAPPED❌
Folding up second homes when you're not using them. SCRAPPED ❌
Every policy that Rishi Sunak scrapped, as told by Colin from Portsmouth.
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Love to the family
@TomSwarbrick1
💖
‘The spirit of the law is being absolutely trashed and I cannot wait for the Conservative government to take back control!’
@TomSwarbrick1
: 'Love to the family.’
Caller Adam is not impressed by the ruling of 'unlawful' Rwanda plan...
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"I never said Brexit was going to be easy," says politician who was recorded saying that Brexit would be easy.
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Every media interview with a Labour politician.
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📞"How was Boris supposed to know that the events he was witnessing with his own eyes were against the guidelines after telling us what those exact guidelines were every night?"
Colin from Portsmouth congratulates Boris Johnson for beating the "woke committee of Labour Tories."
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Whoever presents MOTD tomorrow will be seen as a scab. That's where this has got to. You couldn't script it.
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Is Crystal Palace v Brighton the fiercest derby in world football?
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📞"I'm all for grassroots football but NOT Snapchat Athletic. It's disgusting!" 😡
Colin, 56, is furious that
@hashtagutd
are in the FA Cup, and has it out with Hashtag United CEO
@SpencerOwen
live on air.
#FACup
#UpTheTags
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Miriam Margoyles is currently both the first and last person to say 'fuck' on the BBC.
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📞Keir Starmer should do the decent thing AND RESIGN 😡
🎙️That would put pressure on Boris.
📞 Then let's forgive and forget. But if Starmer puts pressure on the police to forgive him then he's GOT TO GO 😡
Colin from Portsmouth is confused yet adamant over Beergate.
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Love to the family, James x
After James O’Brien clashed with this listener who called for a ‘ban on paper’ to stop people protesting against the monarchy, James signed off with a ‘love to the family’.
If you know, you know…
@mrjamesob
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📞 "Rishi Sunak is making it illegal to hate Britain and YOU'LL be the first to go! 😡😡🇬🇧🇬🇧"
🎙️"How am I anti-British?"
📞"You said Brexit was a bad idea, you're against fracking and you like Gary Lineker."
Colin from Portsmouth can't wait for the new patriotic law.
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"Bring in Steven Gerrard, he knows the club" says pundit who is friends with Steven Gerrard.
#Klopp
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📞"It's not Rishi Sunak's fault! How was he supposed to know that schools would crumble now, and not in a year's time when Labour will be in charge!? 😡"
Colin from Portsmouth is sick of woke, lefty schoolchildren bringing down an elected government.
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📞"Our British values are under threat! I'm being chemically castrated!"
🎙️"What ARE British values, Colin?"
📞"Breaking international law, underpaying nurses and polluting waterways. THAT'S WHAT SETS US APART 😡🇬🇧"
Colin from Portsmouth explains British Values.
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📞"You know who's at fault for these train strikes? It's Jeremy Corbyn! He's trying to take us back to the 1970s!"
🎙️"I thought you wanted us back in the 1970s?"
📞"I did, but not this part😡"
Colin from Portsmouth is fuming over the train strikes, despite not being affected.
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📞"They say that every time you clap your hands a fairy dies. And today the Wokerati Anti-Growth-Far-Left-Coalition have clapped their hands in unison and extinguished brave Suella." 😡
Colin from Portsmouth says that Suella Braverman's sacking is a dark day for humanity.
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📞"I was looking at lovely old footage of London when there weren't immigrants. You could walk everywhere!"
🎙️"It'd be nice to return to where we had everything we need within 15 minutes"
📞"DON'T MAKE ME HAVE EVERYTHING I NEED WITHIN 15 MINUTES, STALIN"
Colin is on the line.
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📞"Do you know who the real villain is in all this? It's Gary Bloody Lineker. He's stopping us from sending people to Rwanda 😡"
Colin from Portsmouth on small boats and
@GaryLineker
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📞"My government has betrayed me. When I voted for people to be poorer, I didn't realise it would happen to me 😡"
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On this form Kasper Schmeichel could've saved my parents' marriage
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📞"Portsmouth has become a Marxist hellhole since the Conservatives got voted out 3 days ago😡"
"I couldn't watch the coronation of King Prince Charles without fearing for my life!"
Colin from Portsmouth is in a living nightmare after the Tories lost the local elections.
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📞"I am Disgusted by how they're treating Donald Trump!"
"If Trump is found guilty of breaking the law, that means any one of us could be convicted if we did a crime! It's a dangerous precedent for democracy." 😡
Colin from Portsmouth says arresting Trump is a political act.
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Whoever comes in next at Everton, they MUST know the club
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📞"I am disgusted with what Elon Musk has done to Twitter!"
🎙️"I thought you'd be in your element, Colin!"
📞"But now when I post something offensive that I haven't thought through, it's just a load of people agreeing with me!"
Colin from Portsmouth begs Elon to leave Twitter
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📞"Legionnaires' disease?! It's a French illness! I knew the French would sabotage our asylum policy! They planted French bacteria on a boat holding asylum seekers because they can't bear the fact that we got Brexit done!"
Colin from Portsmouth has a stark warning for France.
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📞"Everyone should have freedom of speech, EXCEPT THOSE I DON'T AGREE WITH." 😡
"Gary Bloody Lineker lost the Brexit war in 2016. Freedom of speech does NOT extend to political prisoners!"
Colin from Portsmouth wants
@GaryLineker
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Quick reminder so we're clear:
Middle class and care about inequality = Champagne Socialist
Working class and care about inequality = Politics of Envy
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📞"I gargled sewage as a boy and it never did me any harm🇬🇧"
"It shaped me and a generation of Conservatives. Me. Damian Green. Matt Le Tissier."
Colin from Portsmouth says that clean water is not a basic human right.
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📞"The Conservative party are thwarting the will of the 80,000 people who voted for them! 😡"
Colin from Portsmouth demands a "Specific Election" to remove what he fears is a creeping Remainerism behind the scenes.
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📞"People persecuted and fleeing terror will think twice about fleeing that terror if they realise they might get a criminal record here and a fixed penalty notice!"🇬🇧
"You know who the real villain is? Gary Bloody Lineker." 😡
Colin from Portsmouth on the small boats plan.
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Love to the family
@mrjamesob
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This Brexiteer blasts the 'lies and corruption' told by the 'unelected dictatorship of the EU' but after a 17-minute call with James O’Brien, he fails to offer a single example…
…James signs off with a love to the family.
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Matt Hancock's final trial in the show should be the actual trial he should be at.
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📞"I'm disgusted by how they're treating Donald Trump! If he's found guilty of breaking the law, that means normal people will be convicted if they do crimes too! It's a dangerous precedent for democracy!"
Colin from Portsmouth is worried.
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The English Calendar Of Outrage 😡
as told by Colin from Portsmouth
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📞"Here's a Countdown Conundrum for you, Carol Vorderman... O K E W R I A O T T R - WOKE TRAITOR 😡"
🎙️"I've written 'Ratio Ewok', Colin."
Colin from Portsmouth is furious with
@carolvorders
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Colin from Portsmouth DESTROYS
@Femi_Sorry
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Femi's researched this topic meticulously, but it was Colin, who hadn't given it much thought until this morning, emerging victorious.
Femi simply couldn't compete 😭
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We meet three extraordinary young people and find out how they achieved so much at such an early age 🌟
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📞"You can add junior doctors to the list of enemies of this country!" 😡
"Clue's in the name, Anthony. CHILDREN. Why are we paying children anything, let alone £14!? It's a scandal."
Colin from Portsmouth on the junior doctors' strikes
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"Our British values are under threat! I'm being chemically castrated!"
"What are British values, Colin?"
Colin from Portsmouth explains British values.
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"YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS ANYMORE 😡!"
"I just saw a mixed race couple in a festive advert! WHY WON'T THEY LET CHRISTMAS BE? 😨"
Colin from Portsmouth is all for different people on his TV, but not at the most magical time of the year.
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📞"A great British industry is dying in front of our very eyes."
🎙️"Steel workers?"
📞"No, the Conservative party."
Colin from Portsmouth worries that the tories will be wiped out faster than the polar bears ☹️
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When a politician says something racist and/or Islamophobic
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Missing a Love to the Family there, Emily
"Emily, you're a conspiracy theorist... We like the truth."
Why did Marjorie Taylor Greene tell
@maitlis
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Coming to
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The media avoiding the B word when reporting on the congestion near Dover
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📞"Tesco are selling Easter eggs a bit earlier than usual. It's disgusting! What if Jesus saw? The poor kid's only just been born and they're asking us to think about his death!😡"
Colin from Portsmouth says that early Easter eggs are another sign that The West has fallen.
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"Have you got a frayed bedsheet? Don't colour it in, we haven't got time."
How a Chelsea fan designed the worst football banner in history.
#FanBannerHelpline
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📞"London has fallen. Sadiq Khan has hidden inside an Islamist Trojan Horse and rolled into the city. Only Susan Hall can roll it back!"
Colin from Portsmouth is passionate about the London mayoral election, despite never setting foot in the place as it's a no go area.
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📞"Why has everyone stopped mourning The Queen? 10 days? 10 measly days?! That's just fairweather. These so-called monarchists are worse than Man United fans.😡"
Colin from Portsmouth has started another queue and urges the nation to join him.
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📞"Why are people being prejudiced against just for having an offensive opinion? 😡"
"I feel sorry for the right wing columnists. How are they supposed to sell newspapers without offending?"
Colin from Portsmouth urges compassion towards Clarkson, especially at Christmas.
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💬"We can't spend money on asylum seekers and foreign aid when we have so many problems in our own country."
🎙️"We have 270,000 homeless people in the UK, plus children in poverty..."
💬 "Oh F*** off. I don't mean problems like those."
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📞"The EU have banned Henry Hoovers from having real eyes!"
Colin from Portsmouth lists every single EU law he'd like scrapped in the most explosive phone call to date.
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Wow, genius from Todd Boehly.
Chelsea FC aim to "spread Premier League title across 8 years" by amassing 50 points per season to win 2023/31 PL title with a whopping 400 points.
Ian
@Fiveankles
explains the Chelsea masterplan.
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📞"It's got to the point where you can't even say something racist without being called a racist!"😡
Colin from Portsmouth wants freedom of speech without consequences, and he wants it now.
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📞"WHY are the left wetting the bed about climate change when the British public have proved they don't care about it?"
"We won the vote. It's like Brexit but with polar bears."
"The ice caps lost. GET OVER IT."
Colin from Portsmouth has his say on climate change.
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Fuel bills crisis averted?
The Conservatives plan to stand outside their houses and clap the entire nation every Monday night during the Winter, giving 65 million people 'a warm, fuzzy feeling that should keep them heated for a week.'
👏👏👏
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📞"DEFUND THE ITV!"
"The woke
@ITV
forced the goverment to act!! What will ITV do a drama on next? The dodgy PPE contracts? The sewage scandal? The WASPI women!? This will cost us billions!"
Colin from Portsmouth is furious with Toby Jones.
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"Footballers can do what they want with their money. But not *this* footballer."
The media when the wrong type of footballer buys something expensive.
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📞"Boris leaked those photos himself."
"He'll resign, and won't have to wish Liverpool good luck in the Champions League final👏"
"Those unpatriotic Scousers have been played by our genius Prime Minister."
Colin from Portsmouth welcomes interim PM Nadine Dorries until Monday.
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📞"When I voted for people to be poorer, I didn't realise it would happen to me!"
"I will not be collateral damage as a result of my own actions! Is that too much to ask?"
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📞"Liz Truss voted Remain in the Referendum and now under her the country's gone to pot. She is an inside job Remainer plot😡."
Colin from Portsmouth argues that nothing else can explain the Prime Minister's actions.
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