Yesterday I came across London's rudest robot cleaner.

The Big Midweek audio book has made the transition from the punk chart to the hallowed celebrity chart this week. Any Strictly or I'm a Celeb booking agents currently pursuing Steve for 2026, please be in touch here first 😉

I filmed this :)

Day 14🎄 Who's behind the door of our Pigoneer Advent Calendar today! It's Jess wishing everybody a Happy Pigmas 🎅 Join the Pigoneers help support Jess & the other 98 rescue pigs @BTWsanctuary https://t.co/HWLqwFLBJI Or make a Pigmas donation https://t.co/9tuRXwqvbu

I see Tommy Robinson has been bravely out on the streets of war torn London putting the Christ back in Christmas. For all the little kiddies too afraid to go, here's a proper patriotic nativity.

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Back in 2016 I did a Christmas Video Advent Calendar to raise money for @RosemereCF. The challenge was to make a new Christmas video everyday. Here's day 14 with Bowie & Bing.

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I see Tommy Robinson has been bravely out on the streets of war torn London putting the Christ back in Christmas. For all the little kiddies too afraid to go, here's a proper patriotic nativity.

Dear editors, The hunger strikes are the biggest story in the UK right now. All bests.

I thought this needed some music.

Day 13🎄 Who's behind the door of our Pigoneer Advent Calendar today! It's Bo wishing everybody a Happy Pigmas 🎅 Join the Pigoneers help support Bo & the other 98 rescue pigs @BTWsanctuary⬇️ https://t.co/HWLqwFLBJI Or make a Pigmas donation 🎄 https://t.co/9tuRXwqvbu

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At the rabbit rescue today. All these lovely floofs need a home 🙂

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Back in 2016 I did a Christmas Video Advent Calendar to raise money for @RosemereCF. The challenge was to make a new Christmas video everyday. Here's day 12 - hoohar!!!!

Silent Night played on the Stylophone Theremin. @the_stylophone

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GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered? GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now THOMPSON: What does that mean?

A little tip for string bending.

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Day 11 🎄 Who's behind the door of our Pigoneer Advent Calendar today! It's Frank & Brian wishing you a Merry Pigmas🎅 Join the Pigoneers help support them & the other 98 rescue pigs @BTWsanctuary⬇️ https://t.co/HWLqwFLBJI Or make a Pigmas donation https://t.co/9tuRXwqvbu

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After 3 years of living in a squalid UK shelter that was raided and shut down by RSPCA & the police Denzel is now adopted and living the best life 🥳🥳🥳 And to celebrate a new beginning he has changed his name to Whisky 🐶 "We already love Whisky so much! He’s settled in well