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I hosted "Oops! All Goalies" this week. 5 on 5 hockey. Goalies only. This is the opening face off and goal by me.
No skaters allowed. Full goalie gear required. Must be a goalie. We had 30 show up!
No goalies allowed in the crease.
#hockey
#goalie
#seakraken
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@JulieMarion27
@MickeyKeenan
@fnveenie
@onthebenchcrew
You spelled rest of his life wrong. Trying to kick someone with your skate blade is insane.
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@brenbutts_
It was suggested but this was truly to celebrate goalies. Plus, we wanted to score lol
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@SeattleKraken
@NHLFlames
@JohnForslund
Conrad is 4, Josh is 3. They may be division rivals, but friends for life.
#seakraken
#hockeyisforeveryone
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Finally made it to the show. Only had to join beer league first
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@Buddisle
@rwesthead
Keep the players safe from what? They're the ones sexually assaulting people
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With the first ever
#seakraken
playoff game a few hours away, I thought it would be a good idea to leave a stick out for
@AndyEide
.
#sticksoutforandy
@sound_hockey
@SeattleKraken
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@james_hockey61
@SeattleKraken
@climatepledge
Seattle has already won the cup. Welcome to not knowing what you're talking about
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@rwesthead
How much would hockey cost families if we weren't paying to cover up all this sexual abuse? It's disgusting they're using our money for this and not kids hockey
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@PistolPetestar
@katienolan
This might be implemented next time, with ref discretion of course.
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@gatekeepgerri
@TSNHockey
@rwesthead
Seriously wtf, she's not a woman. He sexually assaulted a child.
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The response to such a wacky and dumb idea I had has been UNREAL
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Hands down the best
#seakraken
moment for our family yet.
@SEAbuoy
and the handler are legends. Plus a big win against
@StLouisBlues
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@SeattleKraken
@Symetra
@OneRoofFdn
Thanks for doing this when so many teams are cancelling their pride nights and catering to bigots.
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Not only did I get to play a little hockey across from one of my favorite goalies and hands down my favorite podcaster...
@DarrenFunBrown
gave my mask a shout out on their show. Was that technically a goalie gear corner?
@sound_hockey
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@_TechJess
It's like some dudes are finding out girls can work in tech AND have breasts all at the same moment.
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We may have lost but this picture made the whole day worth it. Thanks
@BlitzTheSeahawk
@SEAbuoy
@FuegoFirebirds
@MarinerMoose
and of course the amazing
@angelicasalem
for all you do!
#seakraken
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@SteveSandmeyer
You should see some of the glaciers in Alaska. It's scary how people deny what's going on
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@DanielPriestley
@evanstnlyjones
@esthercrawford
"I fondly remember being away from my family and friends pulling all nighters to make a toxic social media app" God what a lame take.
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@SEAbuoy
@women_refugee
@KrakenIceplex
@OneRoofFdn
"but mascots are made for adults" -dudes on Twitter
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@JRODshow44
Seeing all these kids loving on Jrod is just like when I was a kid yelling for Griffey. This is amazing to see happening to the Mariners again.
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@NickNorthwest
If you credit me please. You can reach out to me via DM and I will give you my name. I can also send you the original file
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@gothspiderbitch
Came here from reddit. No idea who you are or why JK Rowling did this to you. What I do know is I love Harry Potter, and I really dislike what she has become (or who she always was I guess) I will buy a few stickers and put them on my fishing boat.
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<3
Oak Harbor’s Kyle Sorenson dreamed up a five-on-five, full-gear goalie game in Bellingham with a wild set of rules called “Oops! All Goalies.”
Via
@KateShefte
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@shannondrayer
And people want to trash these guys for not going to the world series. These guys went through hell to bring baseball back to Seattle
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@arianesvow
@WaywardWinifred
They think this is some how making them (the protestors) look bad.
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@SEAbuoy
You two are the best. Thank you for everything you have both done for my family! One of my favorite pics ever.
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@Jonathan_Conley
@SEAbuoy
At least he's allowed within 100 yards of a playground, unlike you.
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@SEAbuoy
@BlitzTheSeahawk
Buoy you are about to light up some mascots on the national stage. One of your BFFs says good luck!
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@rwesthead
@deanatlarge
There really is an endless amount of terrible men abusing their power and status. So gross.
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@TOSportsAdam
@FriedgeHNIC
Uhhh he checked the kraken? Just a weird placement of the skate. You're not very bright.
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What a privilege. Thank you
@SeattleKraken
and the
@KrakenIceplex
hockey league for making this dream a reality
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@M_14Geekie
@geeksgrl
@SeattleKraken
Showing this to my wife. She's going to be in shambles. I hate the tilt controls and beat her everytime.
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@rwesthead
It's like every single piece of news gets worse. Have these guys done one good thing?
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@JeffDye
Ive played big buck hunter at tons of bars in seattle. Do you like swinging and missing this much?
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Had to reunite
@SEAbuoy
with one of his many pals around the arena. I like to think it's why we won. Thank you Buoy and Hailey. Best duo in the biz
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@JulieMarion27
@MickeyKeenan
@fnveenie
@onthebenchcrew
Agreed. The only time I've heard of this was a joke in happy Gilmore. Never thought I'd actually see it
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@isleordie
@breannaaa418
Just because you don't satisfy your wife doesn't mean the rest of the gals are watching to escape their troll of a husband.
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@sound_hockey
Happy Thanksgiving
@NHLtoSeattle
@DarrenFunBrown
and
@AndyEide
. Love the community you guys have created that just adds on to the overall experience that is NHL in Seattle. Very appreciative of all you guys do.
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@SeattleKraken
OK earlier I said I only wanted goalie content... can I change that to goalie content AND mic'd up Jr Squids? This is heart melting content right here <3
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@ShaunanKruse
@JonKeenNLSports
@SeattleTbirds
Dude stop lying. Ive been to hundreds of t birds games and the fans are garbage. It's why we stopped going
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@rwesthead
Good step in the right direction. Such a waste of money that should be going to hockey, not a bunch of people to get gold rings they didn't earn.
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@TSNHockey
@rwesthead
Is she threatening that rebuilding hockey Canada will prevent thousands of kids from enjoying hockey? How about we prevent people from touching kids?
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