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The Angels offered the Mariners P/DH Shohei Ohtani in exchange for P/DH Mike Ford.
The Mariners declined.
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Back in January 2021, the Mariners signed Paul Sewald to a minor league contract.
Over the next 2 years, Sewald became one of the best relievers in the entirety of the sport and a huge fan favorite. Thank you for helping end the drought, Paul.
Thank you for everything.
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The year is 2045. My family and I are at T-Mobile Park for Cal Raleigh’s number retirement.
My son asks, "So dad, if Wilson was the C for 12 years and then Raleigh was the C for 15 years, what happened in between?"
49 different men flash before my eyes. Then I pass out.
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Dating back to 2014, the Seattle Mariners have been eliminated on one of Game 161 or Game 162 a whopping four times now.
Only eight teams have experienced it at all and only one other team has twice since 2014.
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✅ Mariners win
✅ Astros lose
✅ Rangers lose
✅ Blue Jays lose
A perfect day of baseball for the Mariners.
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“Mariners have a reputation for this”
- Astros hit JP after D-Mo GS in ‘21
- Astros throw at Geno after Julio HR in ‘22
- Astros throw at Cabby after D-Mo HR today
The Astros broadcast should probably keep their mouths shut going forward lmao
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This is why I’ll never be any kind of coach in the big leagues to be honest.. I shouldn’t have been out there? I threw 90 pitches? What the fuck?? Embarrassing truly embarrassing… grab you nuts and let’s go to work!!
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Carlos Santana and the Milwaukee Brewers just swept the Texas Rangers in Texas.
As Jay Buhner once said, fuck the Wild Card.
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Last 20 Mariners Games
Win
Win
Win
Win
Win
Win
Win
Win
Worst loss ever
Worst loss ever
Worst loss ever
Win
Win
Win
Win
Win
Win
Win
Win
Worst loss ever
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Matt Ryan blows 28-3 lead: “what a choker, he sucks, legendary chokejob, Ryan is terrible, etc.”
Justin Herbert blows 27-0 lead: “Brandon Staley is a bad coach. Herbert doesn’t play defense, he didn’t allow the points.”
The excuses will NEVER stop lmao
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Ever since the Mariners lost yesterday:
Yesterday
✅ Astros lose
✅ Blue Jays lose
↔️ Rangers off-day
Today
✅ Astros lose
✅ Blue Jays lose
✅ Rangers lose
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Paul Sewald strikes out the side in his Arizona Diamondbacks debut. Love to see it.
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Justin Verlander (2005-2016) “Fun Dad”
51.5 bWAR, 3.47 ERA, 3.44 FIP, 2,339.0 IP
123 ERA+, 22.7 K%, 1.185 WHIP, 3.14 K/BB
Felix Hernandez (2005-2016) “Lazy Mom”
51.2 bWAR, 3.16 ERA, 3.29 FIP, 2,415.2 IP
126 ERA+, 22.9 K%, 1.181 WHIP, 3.26 K/BB
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it represented an 8-1 choke bozo
Shits corny.
The Blue Jays homerun jacket actually represented something. The diversity/culture of the team and the struggles they all overcame. All these new HR celebrations are just Corny.
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My father brought up the Eugenio Suarez trade and my mother slammed the table in disgust, causing food to go everywhere. Thanks for ruining Thanksgiving dinner, Mariners.
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Félix Hernández when asked about what he misses about playing with the Mariners
“Hanging out with the boys in the clubhouse. That’s what I miss most. The game? Not that much, but hanging out with the boys, yes.”
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1.99 ERA since this tweet, by the way.
Dear George,
This was the moment every GM decided you��re not worth the risk.
Because you aren’t willing to risk yourself for your team.
When you look back on your career and wonder why it was at best above average, don’t try and figure it out, because you have no clue what
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Logan Gilbert tonight vs San Diego
7.0 IP
1 H
0 ER
0 BB
12 K’s
0.00 ERA
-0.16 FIP
1.01 xFIP
0.85 SIERA
0.6 fWAR
The best start of Logan Gilbert’s career.
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The Diamondbacks didn’t even win 54% of their games and they’re a win away from playing for the National League Pennant.
Baseball is a beautiful sport.
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Mariners starters vs Houston this series
L. Castillo: 7.0 IP, 0 ER, 0 BB (W)
G. Kirby: 6.2 IP, 0 ER, 1 BB (W)
B. Woo: 6.0 IP, 1 ER, 1 BB (ND)
L. Gilbert: 7.0 IP, 1 ER, 0 BB (W)
Mariners pitching masterclass.
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IT SURE AS HELL AIN’T BAUTISTA
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The Mariners are now 75-56, it’s the first time they are 19 games above .500 since…
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- 14 runs scored without Julio
- J.P. Crawford is back
- Luis Castillo 7 inning gem
- Bullpen saved
- Cal Raleigh 2 HR day
- Dominic Canzone HR
- Teoscar Hernandez HR
- Josh Rojas 3 hit day
- Win streak extends to 7
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if we get there…
The scariest starting rotation this Postseason will belong to the _________.
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“You got Shohei we’ve got Cade Marlowe” LMFAO THE ENERGY IS HERE MAN
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Best record in the AL since:
August 15: Seattle Mariners
August 1: Seattle Mariners
July 15: Seattle Mariners
July 1: Seattle Mariners
June 15: Seattle Mariners
June 1: Seattle Mariners
May 15: Seattle Mariners
May 1: Seattle Mariners
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🔱 Dominic Canzone Long Post 🔱
When the Mariners acquired Canzone last month in exchange for Paul Sewald, most people had never really heard of him. He wasn’t a top prospect and he wasn’t lighting the world on fire. Here’s a quick recap on his numbers with Triple-A Reno this
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swept by a “rebuilding” team
The Astros forced the Mariners into another rebuild 😭
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Only one remains.
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Players in MLB History to do the following:
- ≥ 50.0 bWAR
- ≥ .300 AVG
- ≥ 100 Fielding Runs
- ≥ 50 Baserunning Runs
Willie Mays. Ichiro Suzuki. That’s it.
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The Seattle Mariners went 12-1 this season against the Oakland Athletics. You’ll never guess which game I went to.
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Need a refresher?
@jonmorosi
@Mariners
@SeattleSports
@MLBNetwork
I want to play that fraudulent team in the playoffs. The Jays own them.
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FIRST CAREER GOLDEN SOMBRERO FOR JUAN SOTO COMES AGAINST THE MARINERS
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THE MARINERS HAVE POSSESSION OF A WILD CARD SPOT AS OF RIGHT NOW BANG
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What's one sports moment you wish you could experience again for the first time? 🤔
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❌ Rays win
❌ Astros win
✅ Blue Jays lose
✅ Mariners win
We are half a game back of a playoff spot.
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Mariners Twitter, curious if you would trade Mike Ford for Shohei Ohtani.
Not saying I would or wouldn't but I'm curious.
Yankees Twitter, curious if you would trade Anthony Volpe for Luis Arraez.
Not saying I would or wouldn't but I'm curious.
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Update on Angels "all-in" push
Giolito: 8.14 ERA, -0.2 fWAR
Leone: 4.05 ERA, 0.0 fWAR
Cron: .217/.280/.283 (56 wRC+), -0.2 fWAR
Grichuk: .179/.207/.375 (50 wRC+), -0.2 fWAR
Lost 2/3 @ TOR
Lost 4/4 vs SEA
Lost 2/3 @ HOU
Lost 2/3 @ TEX
MLB-Worst 6-13 since 7/28
Let Perry cook🔥
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Series win over the Astros? You…
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American League On-Base Leaders
1. Shohei Ohtani - .409
2. Yandy Diaz - .398
3. J.P. CRAWFORD - .379
4. Nathaniel Lowe - .378
5. Kyle Tucker - .375
6. Adley Rutschman - .371
7. Mike Trout - .369
8. Masataka Yoshida - .365
9. Jose Ramirez - .361
10. Randy Arozarena - .361
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Robbie Ray 2022
3.59 xERA, 27.4 K%, 3.50 SIERA
7.9 Barrel%, 39.1 HardHit%, 81.2 LOB%
“Disappointment” “Waste of a contract”
Luis Castillo 2023
3.67 xERA, 27.4 K%, 3.68 SIERA
9.6 Barrel%, 42.1 HardHit%, 78.0 LOB%
“That’s my ace” “Dominant season”
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It’s August 11th. The Mariners are 62-52, they’re 5.5 GB of the AL West crown and 1.5 GB of the third and final Wild Card spot.
The Mariners are about to play 32 games in 34 days and travel 8 different times. 20 of those 32 games are road games and none of them are on the West
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George Kirby this year (AL Ranks)
144.2 IP (5th)
3.11 ERA (4th)
3.17 FIP (4th)
3.6 fWAR (4th)
0.87 BB/9 (1st)
9.36 K/BB (1st)
1.00 WHIP (2nd)
Great sophomore season for the All-Star.
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this clears everything
i don’t really think this is a hot take but MLB has the best All-Star break of any sport by far
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Jesse Winker’s 2022 season went CRAZY
What’s the biggest “you're not that guy pal” performance ever?
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George Kirby vs winning teams this season
(among 147 qualified starting pitchers)
94.2 IP (5th)
1.81 ERA (1st)
2.27 FIP (2nd)
24.1 K-BB% (5th)
0.85 WHIP (1st)
.228 OBP (1st)
.299 SLG (2nd)
.229 wOBA (1st)
0.5 HR/9 (4th)
9.6 K/BB (1st)
Nothing but ice in his veins.
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MLB On-Base Leaders
1. Ronald Acuna Jr. - .418
2. Freddie Freeman - .415
3. Shohei Ohtani - .408
4. Mookie Betts - .405
5. Yandy Diaz - .403
6. Luis Arraez - .397
7. Juan Soto - .396
8. Bryce Harper - .393
9. J.P. CRAWFORD - .382
10. Matt Olson - .377
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Mariners and Blue Jays are now tied in the loss column and we’re only 1.5 games back…
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Mariners Off-Day so let’s recap
• The Mariners are 61-52, have WC2
• Have had the hardest SOS (Tied with NYY)
• Have the easiest remaining SOS
• Have 15 games left vs .500 or better teams
• 12 of those 15 are at T-Mobile Park
We control our destiny, no excuses.
#SeaUsRise
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I’ve seen one playoff appearance in my life, why are you asking me to be more patient?
Jerry Dipoto says he operates with a 10-year plan to win 54% of the time.
"We're actually doing the fanbase a favor in asking for their patience to win the World Series while we continue to build a sustainably good roster."
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✅ Rays lose
✅ Astros lose
✅ Blue Jays lose
Mariners gain half a game on each Wild Card spot despite having an off-day. Nice!
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Hate to be a Blue Jays fan.
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- Series win
- 8 wins in a row
- Josh Rojas HR
- Bryan Woo is back
- Mike Ford great game
- Justin Topa masterclass
- Teoscar 2 hits
- Eugenio on base 3 times
- Colt Emerson to Modesto
- Tai Peete to Modesto
- Aidan Smith to Modesto
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