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@IISwitchII
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Hi, I am Switch 👋
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@DetroitPistons @wingstop Wingstop customers tonight
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@ChrisCotillo
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The NESN broadcast showed Jarren Duran using a homophobic slur in the 6th inning today. The Red Sox issued this statement:.
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The Angels offered the Mariners P/DH Shohei Ohtani in exchange for P/DH Mike Ford. The Mariners declined.
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Back in January 2021, the Mariners signed Paul Sewald to a minor league contract. Over the next 2 years, Sewald became one of the best relievers in the entirety of the sport and a huge fan favorite. Thank you for helping end the drought, Paul. Thank you for everything.
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The year is 2045. My family and I are at T-Mobile Park for Cal Raleigh’s number retirement. My son asks, "So dad, if Wilson was the C for 12 years and then Raleigh was the C for 15 years, what happened in between?". 49 different men flash before my eyes. Then I pass out.
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our starter got it done when it mattered đŸ„±
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COME OUTSIDE YOU BITCHASS LOSER
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Ichiro finished with 99.7% of the vote, getting all but one vote. Mariano Rivera remains the only player to be elected unanimously.
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Dating back to 2014, the Seattle Mariners have been eliminated on one of Game 161 or Game 162 a whopping four times now. Only eight teams have experienced it at all and only one other team has twice since 2014.
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Mariners-Royals series summarized
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✅ Mariners win.✅ Astros lose.✅ Rangers lose.✅ Blue Jays lose. A perfect day of baseball for the Mariners.
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@MySportsUpdate @PatMcAfeeShow gonna be really awkward if he’s on that list.
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“Mariners have a reputation for this”. - Astros hit JP after D-Mo GS in ‘21.- Astros throw at Geno after Julio HR in ‘22.- Astros throw at Cabby after D-Mo HR today. The Astros broadcast should probably keep their mouths shut going forward lmao.
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Me: "I can't wait to use my Mariners and have some fun.". SDS:
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This is why I’ll never be any kind of coach in the big leagues to be honest. I shouldn’t have been out there? I threw 90 pitches? What the fuck?? Embarrassing truly embarrassing
 grab you nuts and let’s go to work!!.
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Carlos Santana and the Milwaukee Brewers just swept the Texas Rangers in Texas. As Jay Buhner once said, fuck the Wild Card.
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Last 20 Mariners Games. Win.Win.Win.Win.Win.Win.Win.Win.Worst loss ever.Worst loss ever.Worst loss ever.Win.Win.Win.Win.Win.Win.Win.Win.Worst loss ever.
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Matt Ryan blows 28-3 lead: “what a choker, he sucks, legendary chokejob, Ryan is terrible, etc.”. Justin Herbert blows 27-0 lead: “Brandon Staley is a bad coach. Herbert doesn’t play defense, he didn’t allow the points.”. The excuses will NEVER stop lmao.
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Fuck it, the entire 9th inning of FĂ©lix’s Perfecto
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@mevvybear @Maybe_Tmka all this cuz of LeBron’s meat that’s wild💀.
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Ever since the Mariners lost yesterday:. Yesterday.✅ Astros lose.✅ Blue Jays lose.↔ Rangers off-day. Today.✅ Astros lose.✅ Blue Jays lose.✅ Rangers lose
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Paul Sewald strikes out the side in his Arizona Diamondbacks debut. Love to see it.
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- The Ichiro & Felix Era.- The Cano & Cruz Era.- The Playoff Pushes.- The No-Hitters.- The Big Moments.- The Clincher.- “Hey Now”. He’s been *the* voice of the Mariners during my life as a fan. One day, he’ll be in the Mariners Hall of Fame. Thank you for everything, Dave Sims.
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Far from dead, onto the 2nd half #SeaUsRise
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Stats since May 27th, the day of their post.
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Yes let’s trade Casas for a pitcher that would be the Red Sox #6 starter!
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Justin Verlander (2005-2016) “Fun Dad”.51.5 bWAR, 3.47 ERA, 3.44 FIP, 2,339.0 IP.123 ERA+, 22.7 K%, 1.185 WHIP, 3.14 K/BB. Felix Hernandez (2005-2016) “Lazy Mom”.51.2 bWAR, 3.16 ERA, 3.29 FIP, 2,415.2 IP.126 ERA+, 22.9 K%, 1.181 WHIP, 3.26 K/BB
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it represented an 8-1 choke bozo
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Shits corny. The Blue Jays homerun jacket actually represented something. The diversity/culture of the team and the struggles they all overcame. All these new HR celebrations are just Corny.
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Bryan Woo: 7.0 IP, 4 H, 0 BB, 0 ER, 6 K.Bryce Miller: 7.0 IP, 2 H, 0 BB, 0 ER, 9 K. The Mariners lost both of those starts.
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I think Haniger is happy to be back.
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My father brought up the Eugenio Suarez trade and my mother slammed the table in disgust, causing food to go everywhere. Thanks for ruining Thanksgiving dinner, Mariners.
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Not tweeting until Seattle makes a notable move.
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Paul Sewald says goodbye to Seattle.
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FĂ©lix HernĂĄndez when asked about what he misses about playing with the Mariners. “Hanging out with the boys in the clubhouse. That’s what I miss most. The game? Not that much, but hanging out with the boys, yes.”
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Paul Sewald slams the door. 1-0 Arizona.
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for the first time this year
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Bring on the Pennant Race #SeaUsRise
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Teoscar (seemingly) says goodbye to Seattle.
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1.99 ERA since this tweet, by the way.
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Dear George, . This was the moment every GM decided you’re not worth the risk. Because you aren’t willing to risk yourself for your team. When you look back on your career and wonder why it was at best above average, don’t try and figure it out, because you have no clue what.
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Logan Gilbert tonight vs San Diego. 7.0 IP.1 H.0 ER.0 BB.12 K’s.0.00 ERA.-0.16 FIP.1.01 xFIP.0.85 SIERA.0.6 fWAR. The best start of Logan Gilbert’s career.
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The Diamondbacks didn’t even win 54% of their games and they’re a win away from playing for the National League Pennant. Baseball is a beautiful sport.
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Mariners starters vs Houston this series. L. Castillo: 7.0 IP, 0 ER, 0 BB (W).G. Kirby: 6.2 IP, 0 ER, 1 BB (W).B. Woo: 6.0 IP, 1 ER, 1 BB (ND).L. Gilbert: 7.0 IP, 1 ER, 0 BB (W). Mariners pitching masterclass.
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The Diamondbacks have swept Texas.
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@YankeeWRLD he’s just trynna help a fans secure some Winn merch, I respect it.
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Game 161 awaits.
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IT SURE AS HELL AIN’T BAUTISTA
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There's a new King Félix.
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The Mariners are now 75-56, it’s the first time they are 19 games above .500 since

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MARINERS LEGEND FOREVER AND ALWAYS
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BREAKING: Catcher Cal Raleigh and the Seattle Mariners are finalizing a six-year, $105 million contract extension, sources tell ESPN. Deal starts this season and buys out three years of free agency. A huge deal to keep a franchise catcher in Seattle.
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- 14 runs scored without Julio.- J.P. Crawford is back.- Luis Castillo 7 inning gem.- Bullpen saved.- Cal Raleigh 2 HR day.- Dominic Canzone HR.- Teoscar Hernandez HR.- Josh Rojas 3 hit day.- Win streak extends to 7
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if we get there

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@MLBNetwork
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The scariest starting rotation this Postseason will belong to the _________.
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look at the squad man
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“You got Shohei we’ve got Cade Marlowe” LMFAO THE ENERGY IS HERE MAN
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Best record in the AL since:. August 15: Seattle Mariners.August 1: Seattle Mariners.July 15: Seattle Mariners.July 1: Seattle Mariners.June 15: Seattle Mariners.June 1: Seattle Mariners.May 15: Seattle Mariners.May 1: Seattle Mariners
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“we’ve never done anything dirty to you”
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đŸ”± Dominic Canzone Long Post đŸ”±. When the Mariners acquired Canzone last month in exchange for Paul Sewald, most people had never really heard of him. He wasn’t a top prospect and he wasn’t lighting the world on fire. Here’s a quick recap on his numbers with Triple-A Reno this
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swept by a “rebuilding” team
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The Astros forced the Mariners into another rebuild 😭.
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leaks of the Mariners City Connect unis 👀
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thank you for everything, Eugenio.
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Only one remains.
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The future is bright in Seattle.
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HERE WE GO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
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Final: Mariners 7, #Astros 5.
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hello 👀
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Players in MLB History to do the following:. - ≄ 50.0 bWAR.- ≄ .300 AVG.- ≄ 100 Fielding Runs.- ≄ 50 Baserunning Runs. Willie Mays. Ichiro Suzuki. That’s it.
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The Seattle Mariners went 12-1 this season against the Oakland Athletics. You’ll never guess which game I went to.
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Need a refresher?
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@jonmorosi @Mariners @SeattleSports @MLBNetwork I want to play that fraudulent team in the playoffs. The Jays own them.
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FIRST CAREER GOLDEN SOMBRERO FOR JUAN SOTO COMES AGAINST THE MARINERS.
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1 back of Texas.0.5 back of Houston.1 ahead of Toronto
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yoooooooooooo? 👀
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THE MARINERS HAVE POSSESSION OF A WILD CARD SPOT AS OF RIGHT NOW BANG
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two more weeks
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What's one sports moment you wish you could experience again for the first time? đŸ€”.
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❌ Rays win.❌ Astros win.✅ Blue Jays lose.✅ Mariners win. We are half a game back of a playoff spot.
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Update on Angels "all-in" push. Giolito: 8.14 ERA, -0.2 fWAR.Leone: 4.05 ERA, 0.0 fWAR.Cron: .217/.280/.283 (56 wRC+), -0.2 fWAR.Grichuk: .179/.207/.375 (50 wRC+), -0.2 fWAR. Lost 2/3 @ TOR.Lost 4/4 vs SEA.Lost 2/3 @ HOU.Lost 2/3 @ TEX.MLB-Worst 6-13 since 7/28. Let Perry cookđŸ”„
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3-0 series record and 7-2 vs HOU this year
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Mariners Twitter, curious if you would trade Mike Ford for Shohei Ohtani. Not saying I would or wouldn't but I'm curious.
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Yankees Twitter, curious if you would trade Anthony Volpe for Luis Arraez. Not saying I would or wouldn't but I'm curious.
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@Cut4 @MLB posting a safe call
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@MLBONFOX every team on this list won the World Series except for the #1 team lmao i hate sports.
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@MySportsUpdate bro didn’t even wait💀.
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The Paul Sewald scream, playoff edition
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Enjoy retirement, Boomstick ❀
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PIMP JOB OF THE FUCKING YEAR
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Happy One Year Anniversary folks
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Summary of Angels fans
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Series win over the Astros? You

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Final: Mariners 3, #Astros 1.
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American League On-Base Leaders. 1. Shohei Ohtani - .409.2. Yandy Diaz - .398.3. J.P. CRAWFORD - .379.4. Nathaniel Lowe - .378.5. Kyle Tucker - .375.6. Adley Rutschman - .371.7. Mike Trout - .369.8. Masataka Yoshida - .365.9. Jose Ramirez - .361.10. Randy Arozarena - .361
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It’s August 11th. The Mariners are 62-52, they’re 5.5 GB of the AL West crown and 1.5 GB of the third and final Wild Card spot. The Mariners are about to play 32 games in 34 days and travel 8 different times. 20 of those 32 games are road games and none of them are on the West.
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Robbie Ray 2022.3.59 xERA, 27.4 K%, 3.50 SIERA.7.9 Barrel%, 39.1 HardHit%, 81.2 LOB%.“Disappointment” “Waste of a contract”. Luis Castillo 2023.3.67 xERA, 27.4 K%, 3.68 SIERA.9.6 Barrel%, 42.1 HardHit%, 78.0 LOB%.“That’s my ace” “Dominant season”
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@JayCuda we’re not at 0 anymore
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George Kirby this year (AL Ranks). 144.2 IP (5th).3.11 ERA (4th).3.17 FIP (4th).3.6 fWAR (4th).0.87 BB/9 (1st).9.36 K/BB (1st).1.00 WHIP (2nd). Great sophomore season for the All-Star.
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Eugenio SuĂĄrez says goodbye to Seattle.
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this clears everything
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i don’t really think this is a hot take but MLB has the best All-Star break of any sport by far.
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Jesse Winker’s 2022 season went CRAZY
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What’s the biggest “you're not that guy pal” performance ever?.
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my playoff fandom chart
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George Kirby vs winning teams this season.(among 147 qualified starting pitchers). 94.2 IP (5th).1.81 ERA (1st).2.27 FIP (2nd).24.1 K-BB% (5th).0.85 WHIP (1st). 228 OBP (1st). 299 SLG (2nd). 229 wOBA (1st).0.5 HR/9 (4th).9.6 K/BB (1st). Nothing but ice in his veins.
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“Ohtani loves this team he ain’t leavinđŸ„ș”. The team:.
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MLB On-Base Leaders. 1. Ronald Acuna Jr. - .418.2. Freddie Freeman - .415.3. Shohei Ohtani - .408.4. Mookie Betts - .405.5. Yandy Diaz - .403.6. Luis Arraez - .397.7. Juan Soto - .396.8. Bryce Harper - .393.9. J.P. CRAWFORD - .382.10. Matt Olson - .377
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