Deadlift Schrempf
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Consistently tryna do it for Lil Saint | Lvl. 31 | 8x winner of the Best Jeanist Award | Sometimes I sing for money.
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“Chickens Alfredo again? My fav. Thanks, babe.”
“Oh, you added shrimp this time. Way to think outside the box.”
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NO THEY DID NOT INCLUDE THAT SMALL CLIP OF LALA ANTHONY HOLDING HER PHONE UP TO MELO 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂
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I don't care for his music much, but his personality makes me wanna support this dude.
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HEY HEY HEY. THIS ISN’T OK. THIS ISNT OK. THIS ISNT OK. THEY’RE TRANSFERRING WEALTH RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR FACES AND HELPING LARGE BUSINESSES TAKE OVER OTHER MARKETS. THIS ISNT OK!!
President Trump says the government is giving a $765 million loan to Kodak to launch Kodak Pharmaceuticals — helping the camera company transition to pharmaceutical manufacturing
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Been slow cooking chicken legs for the last 4 hours, whole time my slow cooker was unplugged
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Bruh....I thought...whew. I was bout to say! Lawd, not Betty White. Anybody but Betty. She good. We good. Thank God.
Betty White Opens Up About the Difficulties of Dating at 94 Years Old
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Beyoncé and J Timberlake we’re running UP AND DOWN that scale in “Until the End of Time”. Shit was masterful
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See. This normal. He gone be able to get financial aid. Whole promposal prolly ain't cost more than $30 when you factor in the limes lol.
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My boys was helping me move out of parents’ house, but I ain’t have much cuz I had never lived on my own before. We finished loadin everything within like 30 minutes. These niggas was like, “Damn. I see why God blessed you with a good job. You ain’t got shit. Poor ass nigga.”
Black ppl will clown you for anything. My homeboy is mapping shit out for homecoming and we been lighting his ass up. He's been called an organizing ass nigga. A family reunion face ass nigga. There was even talk about how valuable he wouldve been during the Civil Rights Movement
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@DragonflyJonez
The black delegation does not recognize Karl Malone as a member. He was acquired by the yts as a free agent.
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It's no laughing matter. One good joke and ya line is jacked up for at least 2 weeks. Can't take that risk.
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Moms will be emergency contact until I'm married and she will be emergency contact
#2
after I'm married.
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Sitting KG and PP next to their franchise’s grim reaper >>>>>.
David Stern is looking up from hell with the biggest smile
KG wanted to call Ray a bitch ass nigga so bad but remembered he was attending a very formal occasion & you just cant be calling dudes bitch ass niggas all willy nilly at ceremonies like this you just ate some shrimp cocktail bro you cant call a dude a bitch ass nigga after that
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Hey guys, nothing personal to promote. I just want everyone to read up about anti capitalist ideas and understand what’s going on around us. Research defunding policing and reinvesting that money into community social programs. Don’t react, just look it up and decide for yourself
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@Donn_Julioo
@playwithmycurls
and careerbuilder are also good sites. Glassdoor is really good too along with LinkedIn. Sometimes you gotta apply for the same job on different sites lol
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Oh my god. This is what R&B has been missing. THIS level of delusion and heart break. Oh my god, this album is gonna be incredible. Incredible.
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Nigga made a Colt 45 endorsement character
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Nigga didn’t pass it to Arab a single time
I’ve been mad with Big Soulja every since he said Arab was up next and he wasn’t.
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This is so disgusting. We are so much more than our bodies. We are fathers, friends, lovers. I'm literally shaking right now.
Caught a lady leering at my dick print yesterday I told her "HEY, my eyes are up here!!!"
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Niggas are really like, “tAKe AwaY hIS aBiliTy to Sc0Re aT WiLl AnD WhaT dOeS hE HaVe lEFt???”
We penalizing Giannis for not needing to go Plan G in his toolbox to get a bucket? Is that what you're saying?
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“Personally, I don’t understand the need for more shots. Plus, it’s not like I enjoy being around humans anyhow. Sprinkles and I are doing just fine at home being vaccinated with the blood of Christ. If everyone else wants to be sinful, let them. Their day is coming soon!”
Imagine an episode of The Office where they all have to get vaccinated
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These replies under this tweet are why we’re considered useless and an enemy to our women. Statistically speaking, domestic violence is a leading killer of black women. Then when they speak on it, we threaten to take away what little protection we offer. She’s not wrong.
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@ Tut Tarantino
Tough scene for the homie Tut Tarantino. Time to take up jazz 🎷
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Nothing to promote, but I encourage that everyone at least read the works of people petitioning and supporting the abolition of the prison/punishment state. Don’t react to my tweet, don’t give me your opinion (I won’t care), just read or do nothing.
ENTIRE GOOGLE FOLDER THATS ACCESSIBLE TO ANYONE AND EVERYONE ON BLACK HISTORY AND ACTIVISM!!
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Nigga needed to have a sit down after a rap beef. Nigga bought Degressi to hip hop.
If this ain't a L somebody gotta tell me what the hell is
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This “Just a lil kickback” food in the south
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🤣🤣😂😂😂
I clown Chris Paul but he's the most complete PG I've ever seen. Not the best, but the most complete. Best package I've ever seen of scoring, defense, facilitating and distributing. Chris I hope the Shoneys buffet in Oklahoma you're eating at tonight is everything you imagined
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Started following her on here because of her cosplay. We bonded over nerd shit and I asked for her number lol. Our first date was a home cooked meal (by me) and Kung fu movies. As soon as she got home, I asked what her plans were that next weekend and moved her in within 3 months
Couples… don’t all speak at once but… how did you meet your other half?
Indulge me I’m a romantic!
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Dawg the way this nigga tie his draws in a head wrap 🤣🤣
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Don't ever let anybody downplay Groupon. I'm watching dolphins on a boat for $19.
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These niggas need therapy and a hug. Seriously. Being envious of the love that a child receives is textbook behavior from someone who had a shit childhood and needs to talk to a professional.
Why do you need “unconditional love” ? What do you have planned?
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Definitely gay. Stopped clipping my nails and washing my face, the gay cleared right up
Fellas is it gay to maintain personal hygiene?
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LA Fitness is open up next Friday. Cancelling my membership today lol
My gym sent an email and said “We know Kemp said gyms are back open Friday, but WE don’t give a damn what he said. Don’t bring your ass up in here cause we’re staying closed.” 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
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While wearing her hoodie, yes.
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Man. This man was a part of my childhood and adulthood. He will be sorely missed.
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My favorite unit of measurement when I send folks recipes is “to taste”. Like, you’ll figure it out nigga lol
Couldn't imagine giving someone the recipe for my dry rub for ribs like "1/3 cups onion powder..." Boy if you don't get yo "square root of this apartment" head ass on man
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Them 2 tigers:
#BeastBracket
Final 4 - Steve Irwin Region champ vs Big Boi Region champ
#1
seed - one 1000lb bison vs
#1
seed - two 500lb tigers
Winner advances to play for the championship.
Vote:
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Me if my gf’s ex wanted to pay for our meal
Imagine you on a date and your old joint comes in to pay for the bill. My new nigga better know how to fight 💀
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This man is a phenomenal rapper, but he need a lil therapy lol. From his interview snippets, he needs a lil help with personal relationships 😭
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Black women, again, being at the intersection of community and state violence. My god.
Asked why she didn't report shooting to LAPD during the vehicle stop: "At this time we are at the height of police brutality... I felt if I said this man had shot me, they might shoot first and ask questions later. I don't feel safe in the car. I don't feel safe with the police."
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I’ve seen so many negative comments on this brother’s dancing videos and honestly…
I’m right with y’all. I fucking hate this nigga and I don’t know him at all
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@LaurenCMusic
@avatarcmoney
It was a couple going to prom. Twitter took it and ran with it. Junk was OD wild.
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SPREADIE GIBBS!!!!????????
Y’all in the quotes calling that man Spreadie Gibbs and…Jesus can’t even save yall 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I saw the garlic paste still sitting on the chicken. I was so goddamn confused lol
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A thread of resources for those interested in reading
ENTIRE GOOGLE FOLDER THATS ACCESSIBLE TO ANYONE AND EVERYONE ON BLACK HISTORY AND ACTIVISM!!
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He’s always there
@DragonflyJonez
27-year-olds with 35+ PPG in the playoffs:
Michael Jordan
Elgin Baylor
And Jalen Brunson.
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Worry about yourself, big dawg. You been through enough
My crush just tweeted this pic with “whew” ... what does that mean fellas?
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I can’t wait until I can afford to marry Kash Doll. I’m working on it
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Met a guy some years ago who won a Grammy. He had it in a case at his house. I asked him how he felt after winning it. Nigga told me he had to go back to work the next day.
Would rather have the money lol
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@SupernovaMomma
Definitely agree with this. Do you think it’s a good idea to expose kids to the fact that money is tight? I remember being horribly aware of my parent’s financial hardships and it was stressful. Seriously asking.
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The black experience needs to be well documented before this world perishes because we are so hilarious lol
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Why is ice cube the voice for black America? Why do we keep tryna make celebrities the voice instead of our actual activists??
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"Dang, she fine!"
*scrolls through TL*
*peeps pick of lil kid with caption "my lil man is so grown now"*
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Just realized the quarantine means I can’t have the homies over ☹️
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For the deacons that haven’t quite given up the street life
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This is so pure. It's beautiful.
A 5 y/o boy wanted the same haircut as his friend...so that their teacher wouldn't be able to tell them apart!
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