Ladies and gentlemen the Jenkins and Jonez
#BeastBracket
is here. A 32 entry animal tournament style brawl for it all. Rules/details and the link to enter in our pick em contest will be provided in the thread below.
EA Sports' NCAA Football returns this summer and we cannot wait for that game to turn us into everything and everyone we hate about college football.
2024: the summer we were all Dabo Swinney.
Coming soon to a console near you.
Wishing a happy Super Bowl Weekend to all those who celebrate. Happy Black History Month as well to everyone except noted Italian Mike Tirico who will not be taking part in any festivities
The Haters™ said Your Boys™ could not eat 30 eggs in one day so we decided to eat a dozen eggs during the recording of this episode to let them know they are not familiar with our game.
We had
@DragonflyJonez
sing the national anthem before the festivities kicked off.
Even after a 12 hour night shift at the hospital last night, my wife still has the energy to shovel the driveway. God bless her and all our frontliners. Time to make her some breakfast. 🙏🏽
And the
#BeastBracket
champ is crowned. Congrats to the 8 jaguars. And thank you all for making
#BeastBracket
so fun. We laughed. We cried. We argued. We youtubed mongoose fights. A good time was had. Now time to end this tournament as all tournaments end-with One Shining Moment
Here's the
#BeastBracket
field and the actual bracket. Keep in mind the catchweight of 1000lbs which is why we have 1 polar bear, 8 hyenas etc. Listen to our Selection Sunday episode on how we seeded them here:
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With the Santa Ynez Band of Chumash Indians releasing an official statement saying they do not condone wearing regalia as a costume and the Chiefs not allowing it at Arrowhead either it seems the Jenkins and Jonez boys are on the right side of history once again
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@JenkinsAndJonez
Stop saying the NWORD in mixed company, I can see the last generation aint passed down enough knowlege, its a shame, its getting worse every year an the people doing it are getting older an older, generational foolishness.
Our absolute favorite thing about doing a podcast is reading ads. That's why when an ad for a totally NOT fake new web logistics company came in,
@lajethrojenkins
and
@dragonflyjonez
were so excited about it
The
#BeastBracket
has 4 regions of 8 animal entries. Each region is named after a legendary dude who loved animals. Steve Irwin (🕊️), Big Boi, DMX (🕊️) and the Pigeon Man from Hey Arnold
If you’ve been a fan of Jenkins & Jonez since the beginning this is an episode for you.
@JacksonSafon
’s producer notes—he quit during the show so we need a new producer
On Sunday we bore witness to the greatest troll job in jersey swap history
Just a shining example of how all you need to make the unthinkable happen is one idea that's crazy enough to work and one influential person saying "fuck it" and buying in.
Arby's rolled out a bacon sandwich on a King's Hawaiian roll. Liking Arby's is subjective (you're wrong if you don't but whatever) but there's no way you can be against a bacon sandwich on a Hawaiian roll unless you're just a flat out hater.
Yoooo for those who've asked about the Patreon--we are leaving it up and it's just not going to charge you anymore. That way all the episodes are still up. We have a farewell/thank you episode posting there in the next day or two
We finally know what Darvin Ham is always digging in his pockets for. It's his Stop Jokic Card and he's finally going to break it out now. Jokic you are in trouble.
👥Community Note: Jokic is not in trouble. Such card does not exist. Darvin Ham has no idea what he's doing.
There's the name your mama gave you, and the name
@DragonFlyJonez
gave you. Check out our first Love is Blind recap episode, live now on your YouTube channel
Here's the link for our
#BeastBracket
pick em contest where you can submit your bracket. The winners will receive bragging rights and free Jenkins and Jonez merch. Thats what the internet is all about. Winning pointless arguments and finding cool shirts.
Need to take a second here to appreciate the run the 8 jaguars have been on. Went thru ten chimps, 67 golden eagles, four lions. And didn't break a sweat. Won every match by double digits. Most impressive run so far of any animal in this tournament.
You either look at Brock Purdy and see a risky QB whose luck is going to run out one of these days or a young QB working thru some growing pains on his way to greatness. And none of us have been proven right or wrong yet. Brock Purdy: the NFL's Rorschach test
#BeastBracket
Big Boi Region 1st round
#3
seed - 20 50lb African wild dogs vs
#6
seed - eight 125lb cassowaries
Here's the scouting report for this matchup. The poll for you to cast your vote will be in the next tweet in this thread.
#BeastBracket
DMX Region 1st round
#1
seed - two 500lb grizzlies vs
#8
seed - 200 5lb rats
Here's the scouting report for this matchup. The poll for you to cast your vote will be in the next tweet in this thread.
Kendrick sent some shots Drake's way on Future and Metro Boomin's album and told Drake "your move".
And well.....it doesn't look like Drake will be moving
#BeastBracket
Big Boi Region 1st round
#1
seed - two 500lb tigers vs
#8
seed - five unarmed 200lb humans
Here's the scouting report for this matchup. The poll for you to cast your vote will be in the next tweet in this thread.
Steve Irwin Region 1st round
#1
seed - one 1000lb bison vs
#8
seed - 10 100lb kangaroos
Here's the scouting report for this matchup. The poll for you to cast your vote will be in the next tweet in this thread.
#BeastBracket
rules: theres an 1000lb catchweight. Theres weight classes in all combat sports and this is no different. Levels the playing field some. For instance a wolf has no chance vs a lion 1 on 1. But if we have 10 100lb wolves vs 4 250lb lions now we got ourselves a fight
Wemby has a whole career's worth of work to do before we can seriously entertain him being in the GOAT conversation but the fellas are open to the possibility of him making a go at it. Never seen anything quite like him. Some really big paws on that puppy.
Wendy's pulled an all-time corporate greed heat check when they announced they would be doing surge pricing and then quickly scrapped that idea after the pushback they received. Sir these are baconators. Not Uber rides from the airport.
Steve Irwin Region 1st round
#3
seed - 25 40lb honey badgers vs
#6
seed - five 200lb warthogs
Here's the scouting report for this matchup. The poll for you to cast your vote will be in the next tweet in this thread.
We had
@DragonflyJonez
hop on the
@LeBatardShow
to talk
#BeastBracket
with the legend
@RonMagill
. See what Ron thinks the voters got wrong and what he thinks the voters got right and who's his pick to win it all of the animals left
Watch here:
F— it, we’ll do it live!
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Dos Equis means two X's en español, so it's quite fitting that Maxx Crosby is one of the NFL's most interesting men.
@TashanReed
gives us some insight into the cigar smoking, workforce mobilizing, former Post Malone collaborator.
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We got a ton of e-mails and picked way more winners than we should have cause we’re the Oprah of this hoody shit. Thanks to everybody who participated and to the 15 who we listed on the pod, stay cozy.
Love,
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