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IG: Tumi213 | Podcaster on #The213Show | Digital content creator | 📩 Tumintlokwana @gmail .com

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@Tumi213
Tumi
1 year
Groove got us in the GQ magazine December issue. ❤️ Le Weekend? Lo December? Yona enkulu 🙏🏽
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@Tumi213
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2 years
I just know the salt would stop concentrating when it’s me
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2 years
Wowww💦💦💦 You can’t sink in the water in Siwa Oasis, Egypt because of the intense salt concentration…
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@Tumi213
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1 year
My biggest fear is something like this happening and my girl looks at me to solve it.
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@Tumi213
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3 years
Imagine an episode of The Office where they all have to get vaccinated
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@Tumi213
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10 months
Not being able to read replies is what’s sending me over the edge
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@Tumi213
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5 years
Never concern yourself with what someone is doing when they’re not with you. You will lose your mind
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@Tumi213
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3 years
This that “Enjoy your day babe just let me know if you need anything” fit
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3 years
This mf turned up to his wife’s 30th birthday in a trackie 😭😭
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@Tumi213
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1 month
How to make more money. That’s quite simply all I think about
@farouktweetsfrl
Farouk Ganiyu
1 month
At your age, what are you actually concerned about?
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@Tumi213
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3 months
That Lewis Hamilton documentary when he details why he left Mercedes is gonna hit like CRACK
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@Tumi213
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3 months
I thought he was running, until he started running
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3 months
Have you ever been chased by a real cannibal? REALLY HAD TO RUN FOR YOUR LIFE?
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@Tumi213
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3 years
Kill people, but make it sexy.
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@Tumi213
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1 year
This but with chicken. My God
@layxsnv
solé
1 year
When you’re eating eggs and it starts tasting like you’re eating eggs.
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@Tumi213
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2 years
When groove is in sync 🥺
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@Tumi213
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4 years
Celeb selfies where the celeb actually looks like they’re keen on being in the snap >>>
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4 years
I JUST MET DANIEL KALUUYA OKAY 😭
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@Tumi213
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5 years
You ever seen a sad clown?
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@Tumi213
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10 months
Just kept doing it until they realised I can’t be stopped
@sipheshezie
MaDlaba
10 months
How did you guys train your parents to let y’all go out? 😭😭😭😭😭
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@Tumi213
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2 years
Pregnancy looks so special when two people are excited for it 🥺
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@Tumi213
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2 years
I honestly refuse to let this video die out. I’m sorry
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@Tumi213
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3 years
I promise you I haven’t stopped laughing.
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@Tumi213
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2 years
Can’t hate on a Nigga for being in love with his wife I’m sorry.
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@Tumi213
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2 years
Rent is so personal sometimes I wanna ask my Landlord what they do with the money every month
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@Tumi213
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2 years
Yall really graduated during a pandemic. Nah that’s a hard flex I won’t lie
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@Tumi213
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2 years
No bank should ever be offline for two days man.
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@Tumi213
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2 years
La sisi who spent 5k at groove while sitting alone the whole night is still the highlight of my weekend. That’s peak self love
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@Tumi213
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4 years
Role? Lmao that’s him silly
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@Tumi213
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9 months
Same. I can’t even smile when I’m broke it just feels wrong
@itsjustabulele
black maria
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I hate how my mood is significantly affected by my financial situation. 🥲😩
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@Tumi213
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5 years
There’s no level of Futsek that can save you from this animal
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@Tumi213
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3 years
Drunk girlfriends are the most entertaining version of them 😂😭 Absolutely nothing they do makes logical sense but they’re happy and that’s all that matters
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@Tumi213
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9 months
Capitec instant comes through while you’re pressing confirm
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@Tumi213
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2 years
Turned my shower temperature up this morning and I won’t lie, women might be onto something
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@Tumi213
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1 year
10 years of pleading with your wife to stop cheating is just insane 😭😭
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@Tumi213
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4 months
Now that I’m full. I Donno how Joseph forgave that reasoning
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@Tumi213
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1 year
Sim Dope said tour to Australia in grade 6. I said mmm 😂
@Tokyo_Trev
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1 year
Abo AKA were cheese boy okes 😂
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@Tumi213
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2 years
You really gotta be at peace to go on a picnic man. A picnic? Bruh you can’t be sitting on grass stressed
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@Tumi213
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8 months
Y’all better be careful with this one now
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When did you realise that God hates you?
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@Tumi213
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2 years
Peace comes with knowing your card will never decline
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@Tumi213
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2 years
They don’t make them like Wasabi anymore
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@Tumi213
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3 years
Water bottles definitely make you drink more water than glasses.
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@Tumi213
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3 years
I’m a deadbeat cousin I hate family reunions
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@Tumi213
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2 years
The Riky thing keeps hitting me at random. Man
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@Tumi213
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11 months
Was there an earthquake or did all dj’s play Mnike at the same time?
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@Tumi213
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3 years
Naw but Lays was fighting here 😭😭
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@Tumi213
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4 years
There’s a bigger villain. He deleted a voicemail
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@Tumi213
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3 years
“Mntase andikwazi novula iphone sana!! Yho Kanye undenzile”
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@Tumi213
Tumi
9 months
People who memorise their bank account numbers are the ones who shock me
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I was honestly surprised when I found out that people memorise their ID numbers , like where do you even find the time
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2 years
Guys it’s 2022. Get that tattoo
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@Tumi213
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2 years
Why does it bang 😭
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@Tumi213
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2 years
My brother just tell us you’re okay please
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@Tumi213
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1 year
“Change ye R432 e backseat”
@enzoletsgo
Big Enzo.
1 year
We need a R500 note.
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@Tumi213
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7 months
Start with kfc, it makes things easier
@pmxlxisane
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I’m so scared to even touch my salary.
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2 years
Emtee had me missing Manando and I didn’t even know him. What an elite era
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@Tumi213
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2 years
Bro Khanyi Mbau only being 35 is wild. She’s lived such a life 😂
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2 years
Sleeping all night must bang. Imagine waking up at 7am and finding out Will just slapped Chris Rock
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@Tumi213
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2 years
I recommend finding someone who genuinely just cares about you. My God the happiness there
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1 year
This electricity just finished today 😂 I can’t even say it wasn’t worth it
@Tumi213
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1 year
Bought 1k of electricity instead of R100 last night. I’m still in disbelief
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3 years
This time last year I had absolutely nothing going on in my life. No job no hustle nothing. Asbonge for being able to work 7 days a week now 🙏🏽
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@Tumi213
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Red Bull just gets it man
@RedBullPU1
Oracle RedBull Racing PowerUnit
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Red Bull did a stunt during the eclipse and this Shot goes hardd
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5 months
When I wanna go home I wanna go home nothing will change that
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5 months
Disadvantages of grooving with you??
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3 years
I really thought 2020 was bad kanti it was literally pre drinks for this mess
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Tumi
1 year
Happy birthday @cnehshuga 🎂 Wonwabe ke my dear please and thank you. Akhonto ungayaziyo 🫶🏽
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1 year
Bro at any given point you’re 55 minutes away from loadshedding
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2 years
South Africans are extremely funny RIGHT before shit gets real
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@Tumi213
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7 months
Grateful to have watched him during high school rugby. What a damn player
@AnalystGus
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🇿🇦 Handre Pollard has 100% goal kicking accuracy this RWC 🎯 He has kicked 9 out of 9 kicks, and they certainly haven’t been easy.
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@Tumi213
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3 years
First mistake is wearing the same size as your girl
@babraqueen
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3 years
Is this too much to ask?
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2 years
The friend that gives you water when you don’t even realise you need it at groove is the real one
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@Tumi213
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3 years
I’m sorry guys I can’t let it go mna.
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3 years
Morning!
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1 year
I want it no other way. Ask me what I ate even
@_StormHaze
Khan Debugger 🕷️
1 year
“Morning bae, how are you?” “How was your day?” “Did you sleep well?” Every day??? 😩
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3 years
The intern who clicked backspace by mistake watching everyone at the head office panic.
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2 years
Tik Tok is such a fun place man
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@Tumi213
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2 years
36 month phone contract is something I can never get into. Even if I was paying R350. I’m sorry I can’t
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@Tumi213
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4 years
I can finally wear my Nike Socks with my Adidas slides 😭❤️
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@adidas ❤️
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9 months
One thing my country hates is seeing people happy 😭
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@Tumi213
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10 months
I wonder how something like this would go in SA. Athletes, Musicians, Designers etc all in one roof
@michaelrubin
Michael Rubin
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A literal movie - white party 2023 recap
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@Tumi213
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2 years
Stage 6 actually NEEDS plans. You can’t just wing 4 hours bro
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@Tumi213
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3 years
I’m not paying an extra R700 for the sake of equality. Am I Mandela?
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@Tumi213
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Not being able to do this because your girl believes in walking around barefoot everyday 😔
@damnjiggaa
𝐉𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐚.
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physical touch is one of my love languages 🥰
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1 year
Leaving groove ka Helicopter with baddies? Oh my God 😭❤️
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3 years
South African women are fine as hell bruh.
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@Tumi213
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3 years
Dinner with majita ❤️
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2 years
😂 when you see how much a typical bouquet of flowers costs it just shows you that broers simply don’t want to.
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@Tumi213
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2 years
Guys ni sure ayizo last days?
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@Tumi213
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4 months
There’s something going on in this country. I can’t quite name it but something is going on
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Sesi Ka Nthato
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!!!
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2 years
This would be THE MOST interesting first date emhlabeni
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@Tumi213
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2 years
You will legit get your degree and life will give you a whole different occupation that has NOTHING to do with it
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@Tumi213
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3 years
R Kelly. I genuinely haven’t played a single song since
@cnehshuga
Sinethemba.
3 years
Who’s that one artist that you actually cancelled forever?
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Tumi
3 years
Don’t have sex without condom
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@Tumi213
Tumi
4 years
Make sure iOledi is living a soft life always 🤞🏽
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Tumi
3 years
My mom listened to me saying I don’t wanna be a lawyer even though I was studying law and she supported me all the way now we’re eating. Man ❤️
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Tumi
3 years
Why did nobody tell me about this bad boy right here? 😭❤️
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@Tumi213
Tumi
3 years
I believe in ubheja shem. iLover must feel softer now that you exist
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@Tumi213
Tumi
2 years
Aint no dick doing this. This is pure happiness
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@Tumi213
Tumi
1 year
There’s group pictures and she’s still holding him and him only 😭😭😭
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@Tumi213
Tumi
2 years
Cutting your trip just to come and greet us in 11 languages and solve nothing is nasty business
@eNCA
eNCA
2 years
[BREAKING NEWS] President Cyril Ramaphosa cuts short his overseas trip to return to SA amid Eskom crisis. The President will fly home after Queen Elizabeth's funeral tomorrow. He was due to fly back to the US. #DStv403
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@Tumi213
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3 years
Town 2.
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@Tumi213
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3 years
The human body looks so cool with tattoos man
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10 months
Bruh where are you Tryna go 😳
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@Tumi213
Tumi
3 years
Cops wanted to take my braai meat last night as a bribe for being out after curfew. I said rather they arrest me
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@Tumi213
Tumi
3 years
I fully understand. Fully
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@Tumi213
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2 years
We’re fighting American plates and you do THIS?
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@Tumi213
Tumi
4 years
Ain’t a day in my life I’ve forgotten I have R300
@phadishi
Russian spy 2.0
4 years
Just found 300 in my trousers😍😍😍😍😭😭😭
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2 years
Just focus on getting in your bag and being hot. I promise you’ll be shup
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