Mr.Karlous
@KarlousM
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“Imma use the restroom, and take this jacket off…”
WORLDWIDE Atlanta Ga
Joined December 2009
If your areolas are the same size as the cookies from the mall, hit my phone.
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T Pain said 200 women in the spot and ain’t none of em hot. I’m crying wtf was he at 😂😭
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Shiddddd.
Suckin D I C K K & frying a couple pieces of pork chops don’t make u Wife material🤣
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My bad, but AT MY HOUSE, we had all kinds of delicious foods to accompany the spaghetti.
@KarlousM I'm from down south and spaghetti is a main dish served sometimes with salad and/or garlic bread, but mostly it's a standalone meal
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A white male damn near burned up the whole state of California, by his gotdamn self. Shit crazy.
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That weak ass plate. Spaghetti is a side down south.
Y’all talmbout fish and spaghetti go together, but where I’m from, we ate spaghetti with 🌽. I can’t be the only one 👀
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That ugly ass haircut that lasts for months.
Niggaz think they ready to be in a relationship till it’s time to pretend to like that ugly ass hairdo for the next few weeks
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Buy her a drank, and book a trip to WisCansin. Stay away from strippers and bartenders tho.
Hey neighbor, it’s Theodore again! My pals in my contemporary hip hop dance class think I should put myself out there more. Does anyone have any tips on how to woo the ladies? I might give online dating the ole college try
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Yeah my thought process kinda fucked up, cuz what made her think that was gone fly?
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Brake pads.
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Thank you!
@KarlousM I watched Haunted heist yesterday with Rel. You absolutely killed your dramatic scenes! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
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I’m just a vessel for the good brother @KarlousM 🫡
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They got degrees PHD’s LLC’s and the audacity to beg Thee for money 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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This question is one that’s difficult to answer today… “what do men get out of relationships?”
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I said the exact thing.
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