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@MrBuffalo21
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@ShitpostGate I have to admit, 75% of what I know about normal Americans (or what my dumb ass thinks I know), I learned from King of the Hill.
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@ericareport If there was only a lengthy trial with witnesses and a ton of video evidence to tell you that you're wrong.
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@Unsecured_CCTV Something the anglosphere cannot comprehend. More than two types of sausage.
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@ReviewsPossum They do it so that they can change the gun into a feather duster in 10 years.
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@4chan_green Sleep for 10 hours in a closet cuddled to a dirty mop. Still climb the corpo ladder. Delta grimeset.
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@john_mcguirk Right now it has nothing to do with priority boarding but the carry on bag instead.
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@AIloverhumans @greentexts_bot Gotchu. I came here to make fun of the libs, not for the feels 😭.
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@GamesNosh To be fair, the knowledge that your people are just a bunch of street shitters would push me off a cliff. And being reminded of it daily would make me depressed.
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@MacrossMX @fasc1nate Good food and legroom are in no way related to anything you just mentioned.
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@SocksAgency Most people don't know that, but the Japanese make up those squiglies on the spot and actually contact via pheromones. Next time you see a Japanese text just give it a hardy whiff.
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@GlueyGlueGlues @WholesomeMeme Because it's utterly pointless. You can buy pencils and seeds for a fraction of a price of a "pencil with seeds".
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@elizableu During your many years of studying law, have you heard of the Fair Use doctrine? Or the Streissand effect?.Any lawyer who advised you that you have a case that can be brought before the court is likely commiting legal malpractice.
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@AlmightyDeity @greentexts_bot You mean to tell me that 1000 years ago there were very few if any blacks in Bohemia? Did they not know about the concept of diversity back then? Shake my SMH.
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@ReviewsPossum Suddenly having a record of a mental illness is not "quirky" or "cool" anymore.
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@ShitpostGate Be in the middle of winter. Snow all over the fucking place. Find thing. No snow within one meter of thing. Cuddle with thing for the night.
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@propagandopolis I don't remember who exactly but they legit said "Comrade Gagarin went into space and didn't see any god.".
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@4chan_green @HelpingChads @OrwellNGoode There's time and place to shamelessly advertise your account and this ain't it.
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@4chan_green @high_t_memes @OrwellNGoode "You put my cats to sleep, I'll put your fucking brain to sleep" paraphrasing.
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@Babygravy9 One of the best things is to use the cheaper paper stickers. Once attached, they are a pain to rip off. Vinyl comes off easily in one go. You can also score the sticker with a sharp knife so it tears better .
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@Peargor I really like your stuff but I'm inclined to bully you for saying things like "media literacy".
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@jesskidding99 Chiitan will be the Twitter mascot forever. Others are mere contenders for the second place.
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@MrAndyNgo Companies like Walmart are the ones who are best equipped to suck up any losses from theft or otherwise. They also don't make financial decisions without crunching the numbers thoroughly. If a player of this size decides that it just isn't worth it then there's no hope.
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@ColumboScreens To this day, I still don't understand how Shatner was convinced to get into acting.
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@BohunkSupremacy @LindyTasteful Liquor actually has a similar effect on vocal chords. Just constantly microdose booze and you'll sound like a chad.
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@blobbynfriends I heard that they made it illegal to kill babies born after failed abortions. Truly Handbasket Tale or whatever.
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@MissusVee A few years ago I was on the bus in Cork and a young lad was watching something on his phone. The seat next to him was free so I switched mine, sat next to him really close and stared at his phone. I said, "If I have to listen to it, I might just as well watch it too.".
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@HighNGamingNews @ratheon22 @tomwarren If you're defending a mouse that can't be used while charging, you're gay.
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@WholesomeMeme More importantly, what were Moominmama and Moominpapa called before Moomin was born?.
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@DeOppressoLibr_ @nexta_tv But he's not wrong here. Ukraine taking Poland to court over that grain and then Zelenskyy throwing shade on Poland's intentions in the UN is an insult. I think some decision makers in Kyiv got over inflated egos.
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@RealKhalilU @thekimshadey I'd spend the next two minutes thanking that lady. Depending on how many beers I had, she'd get between 50% and a 100% tip.
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@Mrgunsngear @9mm_smg To be honest, Bumfights was a pretty shitty thing to do. One thing following Bling Bling on a car radio stealing speedrun, but "Here's 20 bucks. Go and fuck up that other homeless guy" is just immoral.
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@Babygravy9 Stretching the poop chute can cause cancer? I need to start taking smaller dumps.
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@greentexts_bot Stand up is something that definitely requires practice in front of an audience. Bombing is part of the process. I hope anon wasn't discouraged.
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@NoContextBrits This and "peel and reseal" are the biggest scams the humanity is currently facing.
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@ColumboScreens He's not fabricating his wife, but he's fabricating everything about her. Just like his brother in law.
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@kingnewcastle @BrittanyVenti That's plain dumb. You don't want your photos floating around, you don't send them. It's just that easy.
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@UnitGraph @greentexts_bot If you are 18 and don't know whether you are autistic then you are autistic.
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@griptmedia I know of people who have been living and working here for almost two decades had to leave the country because they couldn't find a place to rent.
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@curtisM255 @reddit_lies I member when there was a statue of Ronald McDonald in front of every McD sitting just like that.
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@4chan_green I remember watching a docu about two gorilla packs/tribes. They were living in their own areas separated by some distance. One group orgainsed an assault. They armed themselves with sticks and fucked the other pack up.
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@DefiSamurai @fasc1nate Imagine being this smart and looking at other kids climbing trees and scraping their knees. And all the adults around you just keep telling you to do math. That must've sucked.
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@MailePRMedia @cb_doge Because he can and it rustles jimmies of idiots who get their jimmies rustled by such stuff.
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@UnseenOps I played that game once. I saw the dumb lobby and I uninstalled it. If someone could turn it into a purely single player game I'd be quite happy.
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@roque55O @daniellaalonsy @historyinmemes Can confirm. We had some drinks and nice shawarma. The pyramid looked dope.
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@john_mcguirk It's simple. Journalists are overwhelmingly leftist. Leftists operate within the oppressed/opppressor dynamic. All minorities are automatically oppressed therefore they are incapable of wrongdoing and it is not allowed to discuss anything that could show them in bad light.
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@greentexts_bot Nice ass can be achieved by hard work. Nice boobs are strictly genetics. It's both telling.
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@multifamdev @sweatystartup @moseskagan @hilaryagro We need more categories. Manual death workers for stranglers. Bespoke death workers for assasins. Just throwing out some ideas.
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