Dadman Walking
@dadmann_walking
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introvert. dad of 3 boys. bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83 My links! https://t.co/X1R5q5AVST seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents @cheezbur
Joined September 2014
one thing about adulthood i was not prepared for was how many cardboard boxes i'd have to breakdown and throw away all the time.
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I'm really getting tired of being a responsible adult.
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Every marriage has one person who wants to arrive at the airport 2 hours early & the other wants to arrive when they’re closing the gate.
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A horror movie, but it’s just me looking at the price of chicken wings in 2025
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[planning meeting at Pillsbury] employee: so how should we package this biscuit dough? ceo: I wanna scare the shit out of people.
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MUGSHOT SATURDAY!! You know the drill. Show me your mugs!
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You wanna know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping ibuprofen. Then, just wait.
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Well I’m only 44,000 followers away from where I was before my @rodlacroix account was hacked. My narcissism may never recover from this.
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I really need to start blaming more of my behavior on the moon
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5yo: Mommy, there’s hair on your arm. Me: Yep. 5yo: You’re turning into Dad.
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7yo: Imagine if a baby knew karate when it was born. Me: I cannot.
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“Movies are too long” are you really in a rush to get back to this reality
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"you post a lot" Bruh all I got is my dog to talk to.
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*INTERACTIVE* show me your favorite reaction GIF to use.
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Oh no, it looks like I’ve had a little too much to think
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I did yardwork all day yesterday, and now my body hates me. -a middle-aged memoir
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Your husband can't see how much you ordered from Amazon if they keep delivering it to the wrong house, follow me for more life hacks
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-Are you dissapointed with me or is this your usual face?
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