Skeletor 🧼🧽🫧
@TheMuppetPastor
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I exist to defeat He-Man/ Groypers call me “a soap peddling Jew” 🤣
Eternia
Joined May 2018
Hey guys; I had to get a new phone and it apparently lost all my old NGL messages 😞 But I have a new link, so we can start fresh!! https://t.co/lVsIwC66i9
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NGL: Anonymous Q&A
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Made these to give away at my son’s Christmas market today — a little positive spin on “getting coal.” Even coal ignites in the presence of Light. ✨🤗🎄
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@TheMuppetPastor To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you. C.S. Lewis
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Jesus forgives them because Jesus forgave me. That should never make you angry, but it should make you humble. It’s not fair. It’s not, but that’s because you didn’t deserve forgiveness, either. Some of us live like we were better than other sinners. God can forgive us, but
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What I imagine sock-sleepers experience nightly 🥵
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As a former Canadian and proud American, this and the following verses is awesome. And heartbreaking because it's so true.
@Smil3yAngel And I’m proud to be a Canadian Where at least I know I ain’t free And I won’t forget the crown loyalists, Who stole those rights from me And I’d proudly stand up next to them And deny them still today Cause there ain’t no doubt we’ve screwed things up But we’ll blame the USA
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@TheMuppetPastor @Smil3yAngel “And I’m Proud to Be a Canadian”, Complete Lyrics (Verse 1) If tomorrow all my rights were gone That Trudeau took away And I had to live under Bill C-63 For the things I dared to say I’d thank the courts for keeping me in line And the CRTC
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@TheMuppetPastor @DefiantBaptist Patriarchy Hannah’s defenders don’t care that she was a lying grifter. They just liked what she had to say. Just another grifter involved in the Dissident Right.
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Once a man was boasting to his friends about how hot his new girlfriend was. He was so proud that he’d steer every conversation back this same point. Finally another friend asked if the first man had seen HIS girlfriend. “Why?! Is yours hotter?” “No, but she IS an
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The Irish and Italians weren’t Muslims.
Again, this is almost word for word what they said about the Irish and Italians over a century ago. Stephen Miller’s nativist intellectual predecessors were wrong then, and he’s wrong now. America, land of immigrants, is the most powerful engine of assimilation in human history.
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One of the greatest lies which Satan has foisted upon the church is the idea that you’re “done” once you accept Jesus as Lord and Savior. “Now I’m saved forever, so I needn’t worry anymore!” is a concept foreign to the apostles and the church. You’ve begun your journey. But it
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Women: *record and post videos of men looking at them to publicly shame them* Also women: I dOn’T kNoW wHy MeN dOn’T aPpRoAcH mE 😭😭
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“When Israel was a child, I loved him, and out of Egypt I called my son.” Hosea 11:1 ESV When Hosea spoke these words, he thought that God meant the exodus of Israel under Moses. God did. But He ALSO meant Jesus flight to Egypt and return from it, as Matthew describes. It is
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You live in Minnesota. You’ll ALWAYS have ice!!
🚨 BREAKING: Students at Burnsville High School in Minnesota just staged a walkout while chanting: “NO MORE ICE! NO MORE ICE!” Only 37% of Burnsville students read proficiently at grade level. Why are they protesting instead of hitting the books?
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This list is disqualified for skipping He-Man.
TOP 50 MOST HATED PEOPLE IN HISTORY 1. Adolf Hitler 🇩🇪 2. Joseph Stalin 🇷🇺 3. Pol Pot 🇰🇭 4. Leopold II of Belgium 🇧🇪 5. Mao Zedong 🇨🇳 6. Osama bin Laden 🇸🇦 7. Idi Amin 🇺🇬 8. Benito Mussolini 🇮🇹 9. Genghis Khan 🇲🇳 10. Saddam Hussein 🇮🇶 11. Heinrich Himmler 🇩🇪 12. Kim
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““Come now, let us reason together, says the Lord: though your sins are like scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they are red like crimson, they shall become like wool.” Isaiah 1:18 ESV Isaiah had to live his life, speaking innumerable truths about the coming
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“For to us a child is born, to us a son is given; and the government shall be upon his shoulder, and his name shall be called Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.” Isaiah 9:6 ESV
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@RAZ0RFIST @TheMuppetPastor @not_our_guy @RAZ0RFIST @TheMuppetPastor @not_our_guy UPDATE: She's headed for the cath lab. The doctors are going to put the stents in today. The problem is my mom is suffering tremendous back pain from sleeping in a hospital bed for over a week. She's dreading this.
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He-Man lived.
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