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Muscular Jew. The nexus of Florida content. #SunshineSpace

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I just learned that Rittenhouse’s dad, grandma, aunt, uncle, and cousins live in Kenosha. Was this reported ANYWHERE before the trial?
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If a 40-year-old propositions a 13-year-old for sex, and the 13-year-old says yes, it’s still a crime because 13-year-olds are not capable of informed consent. If a 40-year-old proposes that a 13-year-old take hormone blockers and undergo surgery to remove sex organs…
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@MaryMargOlohan I understand the point that Cuties is supposed to be making, but there's a way to address the issue of sexualization of minors without actually SHOWING the sexualization of minors.
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@Yelp I would like to report @Yelp for racism. Please give me social credit points.
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VIDEO: Rebekah Jones turns in her son at the Santa Rosa County Sheriff’s Office for threatening to shoot up a middle school
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Critical race theory is the belief that Anne Frank had white privilege.
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The Lincoln Project lost interest in the Afghanistan War once it turned 18.
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Where’s the Lincoln Project?
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They’ve convinced themselves that the new legislation actually does ban the word “gay.”
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Donald Trump Announces He Will Release ALL of the JFK Assassination Files if Re-Elected President
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@MarkHamill If you’re mocking adoptive parents, you’re not pro-choice. You’re just pro-abortion.
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FBI raiding the home of the former president of the opposite party is a Rubicon moment.
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I made a map of every state that has passed all of the following: - Ban on state and local lockdowns - Ban on state and local mask mandates - Ban on state and local vaccine mandates - Ban on gain of function research
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The left-wing meltdown about 50 (yes, 50) illegal aliens in Martha’s Vineyard shows that they never really believed any of their rhetoric about sanctuary, diversity equity, inclusion, job creation, gross domestic product, social stability, and food trucks. So why should you?
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@MarkHamill “I won’t adopt your baby. Just end her life before she’s born.”
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We Will Adopt Your Baby
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@DanielleMuscato @kroger I’d feel a lot safer if Kroger banned people who try to create baseless Twitter lynch mobs from their store.
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Miami Herald headline: 901 deaths is the biggest one-day increase in pandemic history. Miami Herald article: The 901 deaths actually took place over a period of more than four weeks. They do this on purpose.
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They took a legendary 200-year-old crystal flute out of storage so that Lizzo could play two notes on it. The purpose is to remind you that nothing you care about has any value.
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“HISTORY IS FREAKIN’ COOL” - @lizzo ! Of course - it’s the nation’s capital so @SecretService & @CapitolPolice joined her on stage. Why? Because she is the FIRST ever to play President James Madison’s 1813 crystal flute courtesy of @librarycongress . Super amazing to witness!
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Two years ago: a national meltdown because Ron DeSantis allowed people to go to the beach. #LaterTwitter
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Florida governor refuses to close beaches as coronavirus cases rise
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“If you ban critical race theory, you’re banning all education about slavery.” “If you ban drag queen story hour, you’re banning Mrs. Doubtfire.” “If you restrict abortion in any way, you’re banning women from removing miscarriages.” They never defend the thing for what it is.
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@Yelp Clarifier for anyone who doesn't get it: "social credit" refers to the Chinese Communist Party's program for monitoring its citizens for wrongthink. Yelp looked at this system and thought, "It's a good start."
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Kyle Griffin stopped his updates about Florida's case numbers for some reason.
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Today, Florida reported a record 22,783 new COVID-19 cases, the state's highest single-day case count since the pandemic began.
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@educator2us @MIT You're wearing an athletic quarter-zip. What kind of engineering work do you do as Vice President for Equity and Inclusion?
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SUPERCUT: President Trump explains why he chooses to live in Florida. "One of the greatest governors in our country—and I know a lot of good ones, and I can tell you there are some really bad ones too—but this is a great one: Governor Ron DeSantis."
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Don't look at what people are saying now. Look at what they were saying at the time.
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Day 3 of the most important story in the world.
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One of the students Gov. DeSantis was caught on a hot mic telling they do not have to wear a mask at his recent indoor press conference speaks out. "It's my right to have my mask on," the student says.
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Finally, relief for graduates of Harvard Law School.
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Good news for thousands of my former students. I’m grateful on their behalf, Mr. President.
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@lawindsor Thanks again for Governor Youngkin. For everyone reading: Yes, Lauren Windsor organized a fake white supremacist rally.
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A John Weaver's Lincoln Project story in 4 parts.
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@greenfield64 The decision by ABC News to run a Biden town hall directly opposite NBC's Trump town hall is indefensible. Am I doing it right, Jeff Greenfield (D-Politico)?
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Kari Lake over Karrin Robson Doug Mastriano over Lou Barletta Mehmet Oz over Dave McCormick JR Majewski Trump’s big November 15 announcement should be an endorsement of Ron DeSantis for president in 2024. We can do better.
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@isabellawangbc Seems kind of tiresome, but I’ll respect your wishes and not read your book.
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Readers, especially white readers, are *not* entitled to footnotes / explanations / direct translations of non-English words that a BIPOC author chooses to use in their books with intentions of not translating.
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Human beings are susceptible to the power of suggestion. Children are especially susceptible to the power of suggestion because they necessarily exist under an asymmetric power dynamic.
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Look at how mad they got about DeSantis keeping beaches open. March-July 2020 was a collective hysteria that won’t be matched.
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Florida governor refuses to close beaches as coronavirus cases rise
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It's time to unify behind Governor Ron DeSantis and take our country back. Who's ready?
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Schumer: We’re going to spend $485 billion. Manchin: That doesn’t sound like it will help the inflation situation. Schumer: Hear me out. We’ll call it the “Inflation Reduction Act.” Manchin: OK, you have my vote.
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DeSantis believes that the policies of the United States government should serve the interests of the citizens of the United States.
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@RealCandaceO @benshapiro Candace, everyone knows why you “quoted scripture.”
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Trump is talking about 2024 primary poll numbers and making up nicknames for the most popular conservative elected official in America. Anyone want to explain how this helps us win on Tuesday?
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@atrupar No, Ric destroys unethical journalists for free.
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If you're watching this Super Bowl and still support mask mandates, I don't know what to tell you.
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@RashidaTlaib Rashida Tlaib hates Jews.
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Hitler killed 11,000,000 people in the Holocaust, and total civilian deaths in World War II are 50,000,000-55,000,000. Bin Laden killed 3,000 people on 9/11. Capitol rioters killed 0 people on January 6, 2021. 23.7K retweets.
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@DanRather Filling or not filling vacancies is not court packing.
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@AnnaForFlorida But both tweets are real.
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@brianstelter That the sources had legal access to Trump’s taxes is not in question. They committed a felony by providing it to people who DON’T. A real journalist would ask questions about this instead of playing goalkeeper for Democrats.
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“Wahhhh the Florida proposal is unfair.”
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I'm blocking all Ron DeSantis bashers. It's ridiculous. I live in Florida and he's been a miracle. I owe the man 2 entire years of freedom in my old age - while other states were locked down. If you're trying to get Joe Biden elected and ruin my country - you're my enemy.
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@rubycramer @AlbertSamaha If I were Colin and Urooj, I would have simply NOT set a police car on fire.
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Just remembered that Doucette falsely accused Ngo and/or the police of photoshopping this picture and never retracted it.
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If you're going to photoshop something, make sure to fill in both ankles 😉
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Hogg got into Harvard with a 1270 SAT score so he's understandably insecure about someone who actually got in on merit.
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Harvard and Yale should revoke human trafficker Ron DeSantis's degrees.
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@jonathanalter This reads more like an endorsement, since they couldn't get a single one of Barrett's actual LAW SCHOOL colleagues to sign on to a letter opposing her.
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@KeithWoodsYT They murdered 600 people at a music festival, you genocidal freak.
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@SRuhle Democrats control the White House, Senate, and House of Representatives. The head of the Federal Reserve is Joe Biden’s pick.
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@JonahDispatch Wait, you believe the nuclear documents story? Like at face value?
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@BubbaWallace It’s true that nobody can take integrity away from you. You gave it away yourself, Jussie.
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@AOC A Capitol police officer risked his life to protect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. In turn, she smeared him as a possible collaborator in the Capitol riot. Disgusting.
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@KingJames Nike uses slave labor.
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Vindman's latest meltdown is still less embarrassing than the time he thought that a lieutenant colonel outranks the commander-in-chief in the chain of command.
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Malcolm Nance googled “Chernobyl,” saw that it was a nuclear power plant, and then just stopped reading.
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“Nobody cares about the debate. Everyone’s going to be watching the Tucker interview.” It’s one day later. I don’t see any influencers talking about the Tucker interview.
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@AOC Calm down, Sandy.
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@originalspin @N1ckSandmann Sir, that is no way to speak to your boss.
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@sciam Scientific American (D)
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Explainer: Hayes thinks these images are about foreign donors to Donald Trump. They’re about foreign donors to Hillary Clinton. Yeah.
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The America First campaign sure had a lot of foreign sponsors!
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@sullydish What purpose is served by men dressing up as heavily made-up women to read books to children?
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@KingJames Say "Uyghur lives matter."
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@Richard_Spoor "Whoops, I accidentally threw a Molotov cocktail at a police car."
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@thehill In what state is Greta Thunberg voting?
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@ACLU Shouldn’t have murdered people.
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@ProfEmilyOster @TheAtlantic The people who fought to keep children out of schools past the initial panic should be banned from holding office. In exchange, they won’t be prosecuted. That’s an acceptable amnesty deal.
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@wolfblitzer It was revealed yesterday that Obama didn’t do a peaceful transfer of power.
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@AyannaPressley Children: Amy Coney Barrett: 7 Ayanna Pressley: 0
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@AOC Sandy Ocasio wasn't even in the Capitol when the riot was taking place. She was in her office, in another building. A Capitol police officer came by anyway to make sure that she was okay. In an Instagram livestream, she compared him to a sexual assaulter.
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Incredible work by the RNC to find a 2003 (!) clip of Jamie Raskin saying that the 2000 presidential election was stolen.
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@POTUS Here is ten straight minutes of Democrats denying election results.
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@CharleneforAZ @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris Are the supporters just out of frame or what?
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VIDEO: Rebekah Jones sits by as her son is arrested by a Santa Rosa County Sheriff’s Deputy for threatening to shoot up a middle school
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@KamalaHarris @JoeBiden Condemning “violence” is great but we know why Kamala Harris is not naming the people who are doing it. (They’re her supporters.)
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@EdwardGLuce When you admit that you’re not very good at your job:
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BREAKING: Alleged felon & fired geographer Rebekah Jones (I-MD, D-FL) has lost her bid to represent Florida's 1st Congressional District. Jones' felony trial begins on January 23, 2023.
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Remember how much the media lied about Fetterman’s condition, and then remember that they lie this much about everything else.
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@Breaking911 Not that they care, but it’s not constitutional
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@AyannaPressley Self-defense from rioters
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@fedupinfla @sfpelosi If only Nancy Pelosi lived according to the rules that she imposes on the rest of us in the name of fighting COVID.
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@TheProblem It's not that complicated. Stewart just wants libs to like him again.
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What is a woman? It’s a question that’s suddenly everywhere, and it turns out the answer is complicated. Jon breaks down the gender binary and gender spectrum in this week’s episode. Stream the free episode now on Apple TV+.
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Beginning to think that Reese Witherspoon didn’t actually attend law school.
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No one should be able to purchase a semi-automatic weapon, cross state lines and kill 2 people, wound another and go free. In what world is this safe ... for any of us ?
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You’re not allowed to invite guests to someone else’s house.
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So when @TomBrady and the Bucs win the Super Bowl next season, I’m going to invite the @Buccaneers to our Governor’s Mansion. #GOAT 𓃵
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@RCampbellmc58 1. Defund the police. 2. ??? 3. Confiscate all firearms. 4. ???
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Trump endorsed Oz over McCormick. The entire party, including Toomey, rallied around Oz despite his unpopularity and history of promoting left-wing ideas. Oz lost to a guy who cannot complete his sentences. We can’t keep doing this.
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BREAKING: Democrat John Fetterman wins U.S. Senate race in Pennsylvania, NBC News projects.
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@LannyDavis Sounds good, be well.
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Fetterman isn’t just pro-Israel. He’s willing to actively spit in the face of terrorism supporters. That deserves respect.
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About Face: Veterans Against the War
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Jackass @JohnFetterman saw veterans getting arrested and laughed. We asked to see @SenGillibrand . We were put in cuffs. We need leaders who listen to veterans demanding a #CeaseFireNow
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Ron DeSantis would never sellout like Kristi Noem did. He’s been rock solid for us here in Florida since day one.
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@Yamiche Yamiche Alcindor (D-PBS) thinks she’s a Democratic Party press secretary.
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I’m seeing a lot of people who are not Trump partisans recognize what time it is tonight.
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@LeslieProll Since when?
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