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Gulf War Veteran. Gen X. Left-handed. I am snark incarnate. Sarcasm needs its own font. Liberal not radical #choice #resist #flyeaglesfly #Formula1
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I know of no discipline other than governing where people believe the new person, with no experience, is qualified to do the complex work. Would you rather the surgeon just out of residency operate on you or the surgeon with years of experience? And yet there is this /1
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Based on a thread I read earlier: Do you think that purposely coughing in somebody's face during a pandemic should be treated as assault?
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@toxicologist12
Ok not medical but us IT people hate all of you. We call it a PICNIC: Problem In Chair Not In Computer. 😂🤣😂🤣😂
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Hobby Lobby spent $24 million on Super Bowl ads to tell us how great Jesus is. Imagine if they’d spent $14 million on acts SHOWING us how great Jesus is. WWJD?
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@PattyArquette
@ResusCGMedia
They absolutely do. People need to be patient. The cases are so far outside what we ever thought we would have to do in this country.
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Here's what I've learned from all of you: Carry a golf club to costco from now on. Thanks!
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This is quite possibly the whitest thing I have ever seen. From an HOA Facebook group.
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@AngryBlackLady
If Twitter has taught me anything it is that there are a lot of really awful people in the world.
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@shannonrwatts
@codyhairbangs
It was definitely a man. No woman would make the free milk comment
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@LivingWillie
@TheJessicaTate
@CBSNews
@SouthwestAir
@Delta
And put them on the permanent no fly list.
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@ProjectLincoln
so they basically strung a bunch of his tweets together and put in some of their paranoid QAnon conspiracy crap as filler. nice.
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@RMGaustad
What they don’t like, they being insecure white republicans, is she’s a woman with wealth and power who tells people to vote and those people ain’t voting for republicans. It’s all about white male fragility.
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@Resisted2TheEnd
I have a hard to finding or giving grace to someone who would throw all POC into a camp and gleefully help overthrow the government. She appears to be in the Find Out phase and it’s well deserved. Evil does not deserve empathy or sympathy.
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Can we’ll all please agree that only RBG and AOC deserve three letter nicknames. The other one needs to be known as Marge. Thanks in advance.
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@PattyArquette
@JohnCornyn
I hope they play that footage at the trial. Not that it will matter. There’s no way the trump party will convict.
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@GawdZilla777
@acnewsitics
In 1870 the Republican Party was the liberal progressive party but nice try.
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@MollyJongFast
I'd like Tom Cotton out of the Senate over supporting the insurrection but we don't all get what we want do we?
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@pattonoswalt
Anyone who says “I’m not a racist, I have friends that are _____” is a racist.
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@PattyArquette
@donwinslow
Sounds about like something he would say. Sadly nothing that comes out of his face anus surprises me anymore.
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What Cuomo did was inappropriate but in no way rises to the level of twist trump or Cawley or Gym Jordan did. This is at least partially political hit job. The timing is too convenient
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@LindaMarkss
Looks like they found him. FTR if anybody ever coughs in my face like that I’m gonna need bail money and a good lawyer.
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I know my bar is low but if I get like 5-10 retweets I’m pleased as punch.
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@mmpadellan
yeah, I'm kind of curious why no left leaning orgs stepped up to pay for that in Kentucky and South Carolina. Seems like some shady shit went on in both places.
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@fohtohgirl
@mmpadellan
You can’t. Nothing shamed him. He rescheduled because somebody told him it would be bad for his campaign. He’s never ashamed.
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@CAFA1968
@donwinslow
@POTUS
@VP
@WhiteHouse
@RepGosar
@AOC
@twittersecurity
They did not. They put a warning over it but you can still get to it. More to the point why haven’t the FBI and the Secret Service paid him a visit? If you or I did that we’d have a knock on our door quickly.
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@TornadoesBoreMe
@LeslieLee327
@MatthewDicks
@realDonaldTrump
Same way he moves on chocolate cake and two scoops of ice cream. I mean look at him
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Why do people from other countries feel the need to weigh in on American politics and how fucked up things are? If you’re from Britain, Australia, Canada, etc. you have enough of your own problems so mind your business. We are aware and working on it.
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You know that Cheeto Hitler won’t agree to any debates once they are the nominees. There is no way he’d make it through one without making a complete ass of himself. It’s why he won’t even debate the other candidates. He’s a coward and a bully and has dementia.
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@Scottcrates
Did Florida Jesus actually go to a church today? How much cocaine and adderall did they have to give him
For that?
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@AndBrazen
Seems like you might want to consider assault charges against him and a civil suit to cover the costs. Good vibes to you and him in getting through it.
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@prchovanec
The flaw in your “Democrats want big government” argument is the implication that Republicans don’t. They do. They just prefer their big government to benefit big business and not the people. Guns or butter. I choose butter.
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@maxasteele
@ClaraJeffery
Any time a Republican tries to stop something you can guarantee it's because they are doing it and don't want to share.
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Follow this man! He’s a good man and is working to unseat Kevin McQarthy
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@kathygriffin
@liz_ostrom
Maybe Chris Rock should have thought about that before he made fun of somebody’s illness?
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@LeftyNavySeal
Unbelievable how disrespectful they are. I say give Florida back to Spain and be done with it.
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@ItsMeCathi
The most powerful thing we ever did with our kids was pick a family, buy them things they asked for and things they didn’t along with a Christmas meal and deliver it all. Our kids learned how lucky they were to have and how important it is to give.
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@TheRickyDavila
Since when is it optional to do something in the military? When I was on active duty we were required to get whatever shot they told us to.
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Am I the only one who thinks horse racing is as barbaric and cruel as dog racing?
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@SenRonJohnson
So you supported the process of developing the vaccine rapidly but you also point out that it’s “only” been approved for emergency use. Got it. GFY you Russian traitor.
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@newheightshow
@TheRock
@JasonKelce
Disappointed to see you with the Rock after his recent decisions. You’re better than that Jason.
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@the_resistor
@EileenMarieSar1
Yup. Like legal fees. If you’re unsuccessful you get to pay. They also need to make it a lot harder to recall a governor in CA. This is ridiculous.
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@ShrunkenNed
@PsychicHealerC
@RonanFarrow
@SpiroAgnewGhost
@NewYorker
Nope. Insurrection is unforgivable. Fuck his benefits.
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Not getting vaccinated is like free speech. You’re entitled to it but you’re also entitled to the consequences of it. Don’t want to get a vaccine? OK but, you don’t get to rage about any restrictions imposed on you because of it. That’s how free speech works.
#VaccinesWork
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@CemetryGates89
@realDonaldTrump
Um...I know facts are hard for you all but Georgia’s population hasn’t been 3.6 million since the 1950s
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@SarahBCalif
@lachic288
@Karoli
Seems to be a common problem with the white male “journalist” crowd right now.
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This fucking tool needs to be arrested right now for sedition and conspiracy to overthrow the Government.
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@blueheartedly
@nudog71
it won't happen but it would be sweet if say the AG's of Michigan, PA, Wisconsin, and Georgia decided that Kentucky and South Carolina were illegitimate and the Supreme Court should look into it.
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@CodySDax
I wonder if a lot of the resistance to Discovery is based in the show being darker and more focused on interpersonal conflict than “realigning the deflector array” to fix every problem. I loved it for its rawness and grit but that could be off putting for many fans.
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@Shannadelic
Ok stolen from somebody else today but:
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
Donald Trumps never had a garbonzo bean on his face.
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I think that the Karen infestation is the start of the zombie apocalypse
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@VaGyver
@funder
Yeah. One more thing to add to the list of things to try him for after he loses
#VoteHimOut
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We don’t need “sensible gun control” we need complete elimination of weapons designed primarily to kill humans. Period.
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@cooltxchick
Trumps fundraising isn’t sustainable and he’ll spend all of it on his legal battles anyway.
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Dear young people out at bars and not worried about getting Covid. Fuck you.
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@JacobAWohl
Wondering if you're signing up to fight or just talking out your ass from a place of safety?
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@Rosie
So you’re OK with comedians making jokes about somebody’s illness or disability? Got it. Are you OK with gay jokes? What Will Smith did may not have been the best answer but what Chris Rock did was disgusting and intentionally hurtful. You can’t have it both ways.
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Do you know the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Happy Friday.
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@donna_sparkleez
@highbrow_nobrow
And the constitution needs to be amended to make fraud an automatic dismissal from office.
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@ananavarro
Follow her EVERYWHERE. If she doesn’t like it she can resign. It’s not like she’s actually doing the job anyway.
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@shannonrwatts
I mean if everyone smoked weed the police could all go home at 9 pm every night.
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@Scottcrates
We had a fire on the cruise I was. Can confirm it was not fun. Of course it was an aircraft carrier and we lost 8 aircraft in the blaze but tomato tomahto, a cruise is a cruise.
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The fact that so many police officers across the country are willing to lose their job rather than get a proven safe vaccine should tell you everything you need to know about the police in this country.
#VaccineMandates
#PoliceReform
#VaccinesWork
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@cooltxchick
Gonna go with…it didn’t. That’s the problem with conspiracy theories and the people who believe them. As soon as you disprove it with facts they just move the bar because their entire belief system is made up of not facts.
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So disappointed in
@NBCNews
for saying the motive of
#RickyShiffer
was unknown. It wasn’t. He was very clear he was trying to start the Civil War because he was all fired up about the search warrant. Stop whitewashing the truth.
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@GOPChairwoman
Which crisis is that Ronna?
The one where he is stopping the drugs from entering the country?
Maybe the one where he is reuniting parents and children?
You and your party of racist need to reevaluate who you are.
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@AdamParkhomenko
why do these people always look like the family tree has a single branch and they do all their shopping at Good Will?
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For everyone ringing their hands about the Pfizer announcement about a third shot...it’s called a booster. Many vaccines have this need and it’s why you get a flu shot every year.
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Did anyone else notice there's an active account on Twitter that is very obviously the former guy?
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Why do so many MAGAts scream about freedom? Do they not understand the first thing their dear leader will take away is all their freedoms? Just like:
Hitler
Stalin
Mao
Orban
Kim
Erdogan
Mussolini
This is what “strong men” do because they can’t hold power any other way
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