Donkey Katz, Esquiggle (parroty)
@KatzD
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Physicist (failed), antitrust lawyer (kinda but definitely not yours); likes etc≠endorsement (mostly); please don’t fire me
Joined March 2009
I unironically believe that 3 Doritos Loco tacos with a Baja blast zero is the pinnacle of American culinary achievement. Also Taco Bell cantinas should have taco bars where you can eat tacos as they are made to you, like omakase.
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Wig for a pasta angel?
My husband accidentally brought me home angel hair pasta and I honestly have no idea what to do with it.
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Anti-AC is internalized climate change denialism.
I wrote about Europe's insane crusade against air conditioning: https://t.co/wDOx87mDTe
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I have always wanted to start an appearance before a court with that before saying “just kidding (dramatic pause) my client totally can be court marshaled”
As an attorney, I like to advise my clients that when they appear before the judge to say, "I don't recognize the authority of this court. The gold braiding on your US flag is a sign of the admiralty, and I can't be court-marshalled". Judges really appreciate a defendant who
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Just when he was needed most, his long walk ended
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- 20 Republican Attorney Generals - 12 gun manufacturers - the NRA - the gun industry lobby - random haters All fought against this law to keep you safe. People told me five years ago I was crazy for writing this bill. Here we are 🗽
A Second Circuit panel on Thursday upheld New York’s law allowing the state to sue firearm makers and sellers for gun violence.
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Turns out New York is actually the Rio de Janeiro of the United States.
Once in a generation talent. We're breathing rarefied air in New York City. I need Bill Ackman to send this man $25 million immediately.
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Kirkland brand legal support is a juggernaut.
I know Costco will win. Because they have the better legal team. 😌
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@The_Kyle_Mann @JoelWBerry Just contacted @JoelWBerry who said there is nothing he can do about it. He also said that pictures of kids stolen from private Facebook pages are "fair game" and now is sending laughing emojis. Ghouls. Also, @SethDillon apparently mainly responsible for the pictures.
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Republican leaders have decided that America is a corpse, and that the only thing left to do is to scavenge that corpse.
1) Biggest wealth transfer in American history. 2) Kills solar industry, raising prices 3) almost a trillion dollar cut to Medicaid 4) nursing homes shutting down 5) energy shortages 6) 4.5 trillion in NEW DEBT. — I promise you this bill is worse than you think.
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My closing message to New Yorkers: believe in change. As Mayor, I’ll deliver one million homes and Afterschool for All — and I’ll clean up our streets and subways. I have bold, detailed plans for our city — and a record of getting things done.
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If you’re going to No Kings (as I am) BRING AMERICAN FLAGS! Imagine a sea of red white and blue standing up to Trump 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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People asking grok leading political questions to try and get it to side with their vote reminds me of that brief time in 2009-10 when people were harassing re-enactors at colonial Williamsburg about what the founding fathers’ views on some modern thing.
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People on bluesky are not going to like this 😂
@ArmandDoma The six least terrifying words in the English language are "You're the main character on Bluesky"
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I grew up with undocumented parents. This is personal. As Mayor, I’ll defend our immigrant communities 110%.
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I’m the affordable housing candidate. I’m the universal child care candidate. I’m the gun safety candidate. Spread the word. Join us ➡️
nysenate.gov
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I love the wacky sponsored content I get these days.
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Why wouldn’t we? People who have tried it seem to REALLY like it.
@MattZeitlin Why would we want a new state that’s full of fentanyl, I don’t get it
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