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@KatesOfHeaven
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@JUNlPER
"Barney better not be woke" please go outside and talk like a normal human for once
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your rivals are ontologically evil and saying "the sport is better when [rival] is good" is the most pussy shit in the world. never show your rivals sportsmanship ever. they don't deserve it.
30+ folks, what’s your best piece of sports fan advice?
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five WHAT now?
Deebo Samuel:
😤 6 missed tackles forced vs the Giants
No other WR has more than 5 MTFs for the season 😳
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if the mid to late 2000s Cowboys existed today, they would be getting heat on levels you've never even conceived of. this shit caused the closest thing to mass societal derangement that could exist back then
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@ettingermentum
"thanks to my 6D chess moves, I have both raised the salience of an issue everyone thinks I'm ineffectual with AND told swing voters that Trump holds the cards on this same issue"
just real Democratic advisor brain to the core
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this is the kind of shit that will have you seeing ghosts until you flame out of the league at 26 because your internal clock is completely broken
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behold, the russian far east, one of the most inhospitable places on planet earth
rando on twitter: you guys are never gonna believe what my plan is
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think of all those poor children in the ea sports universe who have to watch some irony poisoned guy do a "run HB power every play" for 60 seasons
The greatest tradition in college football will make an appearance in EA Sports College Football 25 👋
@HawkeyeFootball
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that redditor who predicted he'd get traded found out lightning didn't strike twice, unlike the patches on Nick Bosa's jacket
Source: Nick Bosa has agreed to a five-year, $170 million extension with the San Francisco 49ers, including $122.5 million guaranteed, by a wide margin. It will make him the highest-paid defensive player in history.
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Skyrim must have a mind melting export deficit, which would mean whoever wins the civil war has won the most pyrrhic victory of all time
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I think it's fine for major college sports tbh. a lot of the state flagships are essentially national teams by a slightly different mode and there's a lot of civic pride. no different than rooting for a pro sports team that's far away
I think it's weird to be a fan of a college you did not attend.
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no no no no ESPN you can't put Colorado-Oregon on the 3:30 ABC slot and hype this game to hell and back, then say "oh i don't know what y'all expected Colorado was a 21 point underdog"
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I looked it up a few years back and the over/under was 37
September 13, 2008: Auburn beats Mississippi State. Final score: 3-2.
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you do have to admit gen x never having a president would be a good bit if nothing else
In 1993 a Boomer assumed the presidency for the first time and the next non-Boomer to take office, almost thirty years later, was from the previous generation
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well
tell me a Vine you’ve never been able to get out of your head
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in 20 years the NFL will expand to Europe and a Mitch Trubisky-level QB will be leading the Frankfurt Galaxy to the most heinous 8-10 playoff spot you've ever seen
NFL Week 6 is a good reminder of how much we do NOT need expansion teams
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imagine getting into women's basketball and being surprised that lesbians are in it slash don't look at the replies
love is love 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️
we want to tip off Pride Month with you & the people you love.
join us this Saturday at
@GainbridgeFH
for a celebration of love and inclusivity ❤️
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pro football hall of fame is basically ideal in terms of who it lets in. just discerning enough to matter (unlike basketball's), not so discerning that people get in blood feuds over it (unlike baseball's)
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i know republicans are dismantling child labor laws, but even for them this is a bridge too far
QB Bryce Young taking his first snap as a member of the Carolina Panthers at rookie minicamp.
@AP_NFL
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world's most boring way to do money laundering
my god this is embarrassing. how is this geriatric hobby on regular espn.
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we gotta beat that guy with metal baseball bats
Reporter: 🫶
Caitlin Clark: "You like that?"
Reporter: "I like that you're here."
Caitlin: "Yeah, I do that at my family after every game.”
Reporter: "Start doing it to me and we'll get along just fine."
Caitlin: 😳
(via
@IndianaFever
/ YT)
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2017 // 2021
I went from messy weirdo to girl pretty girl tbh
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today is my one year HRTiversary; October 20 will always be a very very special day for me, and it's wild to me how far I've come in a year, and I hope my second year holds just as many wonderful things as the first has brought me
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i don't know man. you fired your offensive coordinator in 2008 after you drank a cup of coffee he'd pissed in and then got fired yourself soon afterwards, i'd say that's pretty depressing too!
Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-Ala.) emerged from court proceedings in former President Trump’s hush money criminal trial calling the Manhattan courtroom “the most depressing thing I’ve ever been in.”
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the optimum state boundary setup where everyone is happy and absolutely nobody is upset whatsoever
once i am president i will make the US adopt these state boundaries immediately
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ready for England-USA to end like 0-0 and for absolutely nobody to be happy
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haters like this are what make sports fun. you can't just have someone awestruck all the time; you have to have a healthy supply of hater in the ecosystem to raise the stakes and keep everyone going
In stark contrast to some of the IU-Caitlin Clark fans in the building, these Indiana freshmen have no idea what all the fuss is about.
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I mean this in the most complimentary way but I don't think Josh Allen has enough of a brain stem to get into politics
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@cityafreaks
also voted for "right to work" by like 20 points, Tennessee is as unsalvageable as Florida is right now
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it's true, you can go to SB Nation and not get paid enough to make rent, or you can go to Fansided and *definitely* not get paid enough to make rent, or you start your own Patreon where you don't have the name recognition to pay rent, or you can go start your own podcast where yo
@ARoberts_WLB
Hardly any *newspapers* .. I would argue there are more opportunities than ever at digital outlets that didn’t exist 10 years ago.
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getting this little gremlin in the film room and asking him to draw up Tampa 2
Daily Wire host: "Football is not for women. There might be some women who get into it. But it's not really for women. It's not for you. You don't understand it. You're not meant to understand it"
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"cookout is horrifying" this is literally one of the only good parts about the south you ding dong, eat the damn quesadilla with chicken nuggets out of the styrofoam container and shut up
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Oregon, this is your assignment; understand it, embrace it
Oregon vs. Liberty will play in Fiesta Bowl
Kickoff: Jan. 1 (Monday), 1 pm ET (ESPN)
All my live updates ⬇️
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you see, I have these things called "parents". I talk to them. they tell me things about the past. some of those things are about work before I was born.
I now have acquired knowledge of work before I was born.
The whole “work has been miserable since 1980!” thing, currently all over my timeline, does not reflect almost anyone’s lived experience, since very few workers today were working then. It’s, wait for it, a social media narrative you’ve picked up
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fact check: false!
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playing Madden is like these are my emotional support 6 interceptions
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finally, a truck that can pull your mom
The tesla website claims that the new truck can pull "near-infinite mass" hhjjkhjslsl this company is so unserious
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everyone is saying "well you can't eat a bucket of fries" does not understand that I can eat a bucket of fries
If they sold these in theaters instead of popcorn I’d be happy
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I need to see several peer reviewed articles in esteemed scientific journals by this guy if he's been in school this long
NEWS: Miami TE Cam McCormick has announced he will return for his 9th season of College Football🙌
He was in the same recruiting class as Jalen Hurts and Nick Bosa🤯
(h/t
@BruceFeldmanCFB
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it's already a problem. one of the few (if not the only) vices I think should just straight up not be legal or require you to be in a casino to do
How many years till Sports Gambling addiction becomes a massive problem in the USA. The number of college aged (and younger) kids obsessed with gambling is way too high, and nearly every platform and league are promoting the *f* out of gambling to their fans.
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can you imagine being up in Switzerland and some guy starts talking to you about Bailey Zappe
Announcing the expansion of the NFL’s Global Markets Program!
21 teams across 14 markets now have access to grow their fan bases around the world in long-term strategic effort to enable clubs to build their brands globally.
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this ain't high school, stop em then
Calling a WR option pass for a TD when up 42-0? Not the classiest move by the Raiders
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@dirtbagqueer
as it turns out, he *does* run like he has a poopy diaper, and also it doesn't matter a bit
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i consider this the official "start" of the pandemic, because that night was truly insane. everything shut down that night and the next day
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@cityafreaks
the sheer power of the swifties would singlehandedly destroy any hitler particles
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I am very sorry but if an NFL offensive coordinator cannot figure out how to beat 2 high coverage then he is immeasurably stupid
If the NFL banned two high safety/cover 2 on defense today, the on field product would get immeasurably better.
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look i know we're on like the sixth day of shitting on fanatics, but WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE CHARGING $350 AND THE PINSTRIPES ONLY GO TO THE WAISTLINE
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big dog, I know you write science videos for 12 year olds who got put in the class ahead of them but homelessness is very much a simple thing to fix and it's something municipalities have done before; give people housing.
I think a harm of online activism is the "THIS IS ACTUALLY EASY" argument.
I've seen lots of folks indicate that a single billionaire could solve homelessness, or that there are 30x more houses than homeless people so we could just give them all houses.
These words are
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being real if i were coaching iowa i would set the highest pick and rolls/pops you've ever seen. we are screening you from the logo big dog
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he may be QB3 on the boards but he's QB1 in terms of Getting Silly With It
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@dirtbagqueer
I used to watch like this, but it sucks, actually. you don't actually remember anything that happened because you can't pay attention to 5 games at once
unironically watching one game at a time and checking the highlights of the rest later is a far superior method
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I miss when gambling was illegal, and the only way to do it was placing bets offshore. you had to be a true degen and actively seek it out, and that was a good thing!
now it's just gotten its hand into everything. very sick and disgusting
ESPN has entered an agreement with
@PENNEntertain
to launch ESPN BET, a branded sportsbook in the U.S.
ESPN BET will be available for fans this fall
Details:
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really the horns down thing is the ultimate embodiment of Texas (both the state and the school) as a concept; talk a whole bunch of shit about how important you are, then whine when people tell you to fuck off or make fun of you
The BYU students in the front row with 'Horns Down' painted on their shirts were asked to remove the shirts after the first media timeout, per
@Mitch_Harper
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📸:
@sleeslakin
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three years huh
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we are seeing what two legitimate superstars (Shedeur Sanders, Travis Hunter) get you when you add them to what's probably a 3-9 football team, and it's the most spectacular 5-7 you've ever seen
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no, it doesn't lose $28 billion per year in illegal streams. you cannot lose something you never had in the first place, and it's funny that leagues do not understand that the streams are actually helping their business rather than hurting it
BREAKING: The NBA, NFL, and UFC are planning to rewrite DMCA laws in order to shut down illegal livestreams “instantaneously”, per
@verge
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The sports industry reportedly loses up to $28 billion in potential annual revenue due to illegal streams.
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this may be the first change in how to tackle where I just don't see the point of it at all other than allowing the offenses to score points
NFL commissioner Roger Goodell on the hip drop tackle: "We all should work to get that out of the game."
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"what if USA basketball in 1992 played against guys that were even worse than who they actually played?" is kinda the vibe I'm getting here
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no matter how much we beat any of our 67 different rivals by, it isn't enough. if we beat Florida 95-0 next year, I would ask how come we didn't put up 100. total destruction is the only thing you, as a fan, should care about. anything else leaves hope for your rival
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@dirtbagqueer
oh sure it's cool when they do it, but when I write that I topped someone, it's "Katie nooo" and "we didn't need to know that"
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to my non-southern friends; you could probably cure world hunger for that much
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knowing the day of the month before the month itself is functionally useless ordering for the sake of ordering things
DD/MM/YYYY is the superior date format , MM/DD/YYYY is just dumb.
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@HSouthwellFE
i did a history of the mastercard-lola f1 team and eric broadley that i'm quite proud of
How Bad Can Bad Get?
What the Mastercard-Lola F1 team can teach about failure.
projectk.substack.com
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very sorry that this divergent and diverse field of academia doesn't actually fit neatly into a one hour broadcast where 15 minutes of it are ads for underwear
I feel like history departments would attract more students to their classes if they taught more “old fashioned” military and political history like you hear on podcasts or see among popular press books.
Maybe nobody cares but…
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anyone still up for a 2015 to 2021 timeline, cause uhh, hi this really is the same person 6 years apart, and that person is me
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@dirtbagqueer
ESPN legal team advising the social media team on the reasons they can't put "dirtbagqueer" on the tin, gotta be one of my favorite genders
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Terrell Owens was on this fucking team dude, nobody had any normal opinion of the Cowboys
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this man is about to tell me "nords only!" at the gates of windhelm
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deleted an entire fitness app because i was mad over how many calories a peanut butter and jelly sandwich was
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that fifth grader is getting dunked on so hard his mom is gonna call the cops on me
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@dirtbagqueer
the woke mob has taken away the fact that my mom is a marine biologist with a 127 IQ, giving me +3 awareness
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his face looks like it's actually in pain
DeSantis is doing so bad in the polls they didn’t even give him a suite at the Iowa/Iowa St. game and he’s wearing blue 🤣
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the very liberal institution of [checks notes] the university of south carolina
oh yeah I’m sure Dawn Staley is quaking in her boots over her job security
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look when my mutuals say hear me out, it's because they're down heinous for kim mulkey or that guy who takes a gram of estrogen a day and has multiple hour erections. that's how it's done
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y'all remember during the early days of the pandemic when we got super into marble racing
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[solemn tone] i have written about pitt football again
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never thought I'd be sharing this but hi Twitter, it's me and my natural hair
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@dirtbagqueer
the entire thing survived essentially off of a judicial environment that doesn't exist anymore. ed o'bannon's lawsuit may end up being more important to more domains than just college sports too
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my haters have done their best to knock me off, but alas, I'm still here bitches
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@dirtbagqueer
wrong, the Titans bearing the Texans in the Oilers uniforms is profoundly funny and should be celebrated
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this is play action too; this is supposed to be a safe way to throw the ball. he still gets wrecked after trying to avoid two defenders.
he's so fucked right now
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