Kara
@KaraLambo
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Mad MFC supporter maker of little bitch memes and maker of bad jokes. FYI. views represent me and not my employer.
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Best moment.
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I hope Antony Green jumped out of bed this morning, looked at himself in the mirror and said ‘my time to shine fuckers’
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I mean, who among us hasn't accidentally vaccinated a whole Year 12 at a Private school
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Penny Wong finding out that the NSW police didn’t read the email she forwarded to them.
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So it was Jeff Kennett who brought in the 3 term Premier statue presumably cause he though he was going to win the third term. He didn’t get one, now Andrews will. BRB. Going to be laughing forever.
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Certain men on twitter will get angry over everything. The AFLW moving from white shorts so they dont have to worry about period leaks is not Woke Nonsense
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Piers Morgan is going on about the Australian Cricket team as if they had turned him down for a date and started to hang out with Harry
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Period Poverty is a thing. Basic pads and tampons are so bloody expensive.
This announcement from Andrews around providing free pads and tampons at train stations, unis, libraries and even the Melbourne museum is a fantastic announcement.
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I’m pissed. My mum, a teacher in her 60s was meant to get her booster next Wednesday and the pharmacist has messaged her to tell her the fed government supplies have been held up so her appointment needs to be cancelled. Bullshit. The Feds have failed us at every turn
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I just saw a man in the airport bar, leave his drink go order food come back and drink from it. Imagine being able to do that?
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If Labor win this election, do you think the political media will see why there is such a disconnect from their reporting and the general public?
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@samanthamaiden
@AmyRemeikis
@ScottMorrisonMP
@AlboMP
I must have missed when she came out to defend Dan Andrews and his kids when they got death threats and gallows carried down the streets.
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A dude who attended the
#COVID19nsw
anti lockdown protests tests positive for Covid. The police do a compliance check. He wasn’t at home. Bloody hell
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@emma__jayne14
I would love to meet the voter who is like ‘I was angry at the state of age care but now I’ve seen him wash a woman’s hair my vote has now changed’
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Remember when you would stand near the canteen at school and say ‘can I scab 50 cents?’ That’s out vaccine policy
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When big employers are saying people can take a replacement public holiday and work on the 26th, when you have Kmart not stocking that merchandise, I think it’s pretty telling where the public sentiment is.
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You are welcome for my contribution to the vaccine roll out Victoria.
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@RachaelWongAus
@Sydney_Uni
Have you ever considered showing this level of outrage to something that’s actually really an issue?
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I dont know why I have to say this in 2022 - tampons and pads arent sexual, using them isnt sexual.
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The fact these anti lockdown protesters are congregating at the Shrine pisses me off. The Shrine is because people sacrificed years, their lives, their limbs for the safety of their country. You cant even stay home for a couple of months. Fuck all the way off.
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Cue the pearl clutching from people saying that Grace Tame should smile and bow to Morrison. No one is owed your smile. Particularly not someone whose office backgrounded a rape victim, covered up allegations and said women protesting should be happy not to be met with bullets
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Since when has Bevan ever embraced criticism? I remember the double down when people called him out for publishing the outing of Rebel Wilson
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100,000 young Victorians today booked in their vaccination. Imagine the winter we would have had if we had the supply earlier?
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@PRGuy17
Wasn’t Victoria getting 100s of daily cases then? So he rejected the deal when the second biggest state and city was going through a second wave. I am so bloody angry
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So Daniel Andrews has fallen over getting ready for work. How long until Michael O’Brien starts saying that this is an Andrews agenda against gravity?
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Nice to see the media is predictable by saying that Victorians have stopped getting vaccinated rather than pointing out that there is a massive lack of supply so the state has had to scale back their vaccine roll out.
#covid19vic
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Dude there is currently a man hunt happening for your bro. You recently just said ‘we all make mistakes’ around revenge porn and think that conversion therapy aka child abuse is okay.
I would sit this one out
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There aren’t any winners out of the Michael Clarke and Karl Stefanovic fights, except for us. We are the winners
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Um did he just say none of the Outbreak in Sydney has leaked to other states? SA and Victoria have some thoughts.
#afternoonbriefing
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Seems like announcing free pads and tampons is a really easy way to find who the cis men are who have no idea how periods work or think tampons are somehow sexual and deserve to be blocked
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I think we are now all adult enough to admit John Howard did two good things while being PM, Gun Laws and ensuring Mark Latham didnt become PM
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I love getting periods explained to me by losers on Twitter. Honestly it’s fantastic. 🙄
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I hope this guy had an awesome time on Saturday. His face has been used in every clip discussion how bad we were.
#GiveEmHell
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@murpharoo
Is this in response to the question ‘how are you going to stand up to Xi Jinping if you can’t stand up to us?’ From some journalist.
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I am wondering why we have to defend Keatings remarks but Howard can write a character reference for a convicted pedo
#insiders
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@manjusrii
@PRGuy17
And we in Victoria had the opposition cuddling up with these dangerous conspiracy theorists who openly declared their desire to kill the Premier in the hopes to win a couple of votes.
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2min phone consult to get my script refilled costs $60.
Fucking fix medicare
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@SharnelleVella
@michaelobrienmp
@7NewsMelbourne
I think hearing from OBrien should be a last resort but here we are, hearing from him again
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@milanicosmetics
Hey, quick question about this product. Does it also erase the fact that Milani supported a domestic abuser?
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Ignore the sweaty face but this is an okay outfit for a kids bday party right?
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Let’s just remember what other State Tourism organisations spent their dollars on.
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@TimWilsonMP
I’m confused. How can you be a self funded retiree if you are reliant on franking credits.
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If Dan Andrews stole our democracy then how come we are voting this weekend? Sounds like he is a pretty bad thief.
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@DanielAndrewsMP
Do you know how much easily assessable products like this ease the minds of uterus owners? Especially when they first start having periods and they aren’t regular and you haven’t worked out your own body yet. This is fantastic!
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He was lynched. A boy was lynched and I am yet to hear condemnation from our political leaders.
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@Mrs_L_Olivier
@snide_sally
@IsabellaEm1
@BonzillaG
@Kissmyazz24
@Dumfukdetector
@pondering_patty
@Evie4Freedom
Who bets the no make up make up is actually quite a bit of make up he just doesn’t notice and her black jeans and tops are actually designer.
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@TVietor08
Counter point: put Susan Collins in a cabinet position to get the senate seat then rush through court reform and then sack her for stealing stationary.
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Things older than 'celebrating' Australia Day on the 26th
- Home and Away
- Neighbours
- Nearly every single sitting member or parliament
- Medicare
- Me
- Saints Premiership
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@NerdyPam
@maureenjohnson
Not me having to reread this cause I thought you were saying you were an agent for babies
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I'll give you a red hot tip. Trying to drag GPs through the mud on Twitter doesnt lead to positive engagement
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Fucking joke to do this, especially in this round.
The North Melbourne fans paid tribute to their coach Alastair Clarkson with a minute of applause at the 23rd minute of Q1.
📺 Watch
#AFLNorthSwans
LIVE on ch. 504 or stream on Kayo:
✍️ BLOG
🔢 MATCH CENTRE
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Just fyi to some out there. This is how you respond to this news not by making another crack at Melbourne.
Family + health comes first, always.
Wishing you the best in retirement, Gus 💜
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@DaveMilbo
Morrison is going to be shocked when he finds out about this at some point on Monday
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@VicGovDHHS
I’m old enough to remember when journalists were saying getting a 14 day average of 5 was unattainable.
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@ChrisMinnsMP
This may surprise you. But Queensland and NSW are part of Australia and the Matilda’s are an Australian team.
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Alright. Ages ago Twitter convinced me to get this dress. Good purchase?
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I’m not going to cop a single person tutting ‘don’t speak Ill of the Dead’ about Pell.
We will speak ill of that pedo and pedo protector.
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@billshortenmp
It hurts exactly no one to use inclusive language. You know this. You should do and be better
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@jk_rowling
I'm waiting for white van drivers everywhere to condemn this attack.
#doublestandard
#heartbroken
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Gee Scott Morrison is going to get a shock on Monday Morning when a journalist asks him about the WA election, we all know he wont read the results and his staff wont tell him about it - as is his management style.
#WAdecides
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@VicGovDH
Our workers get tested every day and their families every week. The risk to the public is very low.
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@hamhammer27
I thought creamer was just milk for the longest time then I found out what creamer was. It’s bloody disgusting
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@NickMiroff
@BobMooreNews
I’m sure the pro life Republicans are about to march on this facility.
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Julia Gillard! Her legacy is going to out last all those petty men who tried to drag her down.
#laborlaunch
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@SenatorMcGrath
I don’t know why my tax dollars paid for someone to write this letter. Can you please justify.
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Dan Andrews government isn’t perfect, but quite often when it counts, he shows true leadership and he is sure as shit better than what else is out there
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@BadWolfBobbi
@EconomicPolicy
Don’t worry, I am. 😊 but I understand why you need to check these days.
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@SharnelleVella
@MatthewGuyMP
@7NewsMelbourne
I don’t think he was saying that when Andrews got pinged for not wearing a mask when he left his car
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@PatsKarvelas
I think one of the biggest tells was, one party aligned themselves with a group of people who had violent protests around mandatory vaccines when the general Vic population had taken up the jab in record numbers. The mob wasnt large, it was just loud
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@Quartermain10
Yep cause as we all know sports collapsed when tobacco was no longer able to sponsor competitions/teams
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@DaveMilbo
There is a compounded trauma that we have felt that no one really understands unless you were here. I don’t know what this will mean for the population on a whole but I’ll certainly remember those who played politics with our lives.
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Elon Musk is now getting pissed off at auto correct. He meant Fee Speech, not Free Speech.
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@MichaelSukkarMP
The royal commission found that he was aware of child sex abuse and covered up. So are you generally saddened by pedo protectors or did you make a special exception for Pell?
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🚨if you are discounting Lidia Thorps accusations and you have previously were very vocal about Higgins treatment. Just admit with your full chest that either you don’t like your own party being accused or you just don’t believe Aboriginal women.
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@noplaceforsheep
Cmon. You can’t expect them to read a woman’s words that were sent to them by another woman. 🤬
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Remember when we were Dunking on Morrison about trying to get kids to drive fork lifts. Anyway some of those people are now totally cool with kids working in a Jam Factory
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@9NewsSyd
You know what keep your moral outrage to yourself seeing you are backing someone who shared naked photos of a woman who works in parliament to get back at her.
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