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It's here! The cover of DEATH AT MORNING HOUSE and an excerpt of the opening pages!
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My friend was supposed to stay at our apartment tonight. She is vaxxed and boosted, but as a precaution, she tested herself for COVID before leaving her house. She is positive (confirmed at a testing site). She tested BECAUSE she was coming here. THIS IS HOW YOU STOP THE SPREAD.
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My mother just called me. She had ordered some flowers from a small local store, to be delivered and dropped on the porch. When they brought the flowers, they said, "Hang on, we have something for you." The driver went back to the truck and proceeded to bring out...
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If you have gardening needs in Lower Bucks County, PA, here you go. This is a small local business and they are AMAZING PEOPLE:
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This is the pain scale chart at my physical therapy.
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Listen, the UK, I just want to say thanks. We've had a terrible few weeks here in the US and watching Boris Johnson get metaphorically kicked in the nuts for 24 straight hours has really cheered a lot of us up.
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There shall be only one Maureen Johnson on Facebook, and I guess it will be this other one.
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...my parents have plenty of food. I've set up weekly deliveries. But this small business wanted to make sure. And they refused--REFUSED--payment for it. So I would like to shout out this business to the rooftops...
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This Russell Brand story is rough reading. A small ray of light: hats off to this taxi driver. He tried so hard.
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...a bag of hot meals, and then MULTIPLE bags of groceries. My mom was speechless and asked why. They said, "When you called, you mentioned you had promised your daughter not to go out, so we were worried you had no food and brought some."...
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RT if you would turn down an invite to this White House.
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This is a roadside plant and garden shop. They brought hot meals from one source and then went to the grocery store and bought food with their own money. They possibly spent more on the food than my mom did on the plants.
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They may update their FB more than their site. Here they are again:
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Maybe 2016 is the year a lot of heroes were born and we don't know yet.
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A strange and wonderful thing that just happened, to be filed under "why dogs are amazing." I was walking Dexy, something I do multiple times a day, hundreds of times, along our familiar paths here in NYC. While walking home, after she had passed literally hundreds of people...
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Steve Irwin and his family reclaim land for animals and run a massive wildlife rescue. His life mission was to save animals and educate people about them. I’m one of many vegetarians who rip out their hair when
@peta
weighs in. Shame on you.
#SteveIrwin
was killed while harassing a ray; he dangled his baby while feeding a crocodile & wrestled wild animals who were minding their own business. Today’s
#GoogleDoodle
sends a dangerous, fawning message. Wild animals are entitled to be left alone in their natural habitats.
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I am not really a woo woo person, but she KNEW. It was odd. It was amazing. All dogs are good dogs.
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I don't want context.
UPDATE: The North Branch library has reopened. Use caution when approaching the building. This moose has been here for three days now.
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Authors: we need to stand up with the actors. AI is ALREADY HERE in our work. I just spoke to a Very Famous Author who has to remain nameless for legal reasons. They are held up in a contract negotiation because a Major Publisher wants to train AI on their work.
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We found this this morning. Once again, my parents’ cat has dragged every kitten toy from every corner of the house and put their faces in the bowl to feed them.
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There was something about the man that Dex knew--knew she had to go over and talk to him. He was really moved and said it made his day. It was like some kind of magical starlight barking. She just knew he needed to hang with a dog, and she pulled me a GOOD DISTANCE to get to him.
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When you start removing content that book banners want removed so you don't have legal trouble, you are quite literally doing their work for them. You are holding the door open and inviting them in.
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Everyone in publishing: link arms. NO. BOOKS. FROM. THE. ESCAPEES. FROM. THIS. ADMINISTRATION.
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SKELETON WITH A KNIFE FOR AN ARM.
A 6th-century Lombard warrior buried in northern Italy appears to have worn a knife as a prosthetic weapon in place of his forearm, which had been amputated
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Again, I was baffled. We do not know this man. He was baffled as well, but happy. "I just lost my dog of 17 years," he said. "I couldn't speak I was so sad." He was tearing up. Dexy is still talking to him NONSTOP. He pet her. I said, "She picked you out of everyone."
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Marianne Williamson is like a sentient glass of Chardonnay.
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This always gets filed under "things I can't believe have to be said" but--there is no trans "debate". "Trans debate" is a phrase used by people trying to justify prejudice and fear of other people by framing this as a both sides situation.
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Can we all have situation rooms now? Here I am, in my situation room with my chief of staff:
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Because she was thoughtful enough to test, she ended up finding out her surprise positive status.
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This...is Catan.
The city would essentially be a collection of hexagonal platforms that can each hold around 300 residents.
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She refused to budge, except to move in his direction. And he started to come over. Her tail was wagging furiously, and she was happy bark-chatting. (Dex is a hound. She TALKS.) woofWOOFwoofWOOFwoof. When he reached us, she continued chatting away as if they were reunited friends
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...she stopped cold, looked at an older man standing some distance from us, and let out a happy howl--a sound she rarely uses. The AWWOOOOOOO. I looked around to figure out why. We did not know the man, and he was far off.
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Guess it's a good day to tell all the gorgeous trans kids (and all kids on the gender spectrum, and all adults too while we are here) that I respect who you are. Because this one sucks real bad.
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NARRATOR: There was collusion.
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I am very small
And I have no money
So you can imagine
the kind of stress I am under
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You know what?
*backs away*
I don't actually need any cheese.
*backs away*
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I guess I'll do a summary of the UK news thing, not because anyone asked, but because I was dumb enough to watch it. I'm taking broad strokes here...
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My friends, Zelda's chemotherapy no longer serves her and we are fulfilling our commitment to her total happiness tomorrow. This is super hard! But love, only love! That's all we feel. If you could throw love balls in her direction, that would be appreciated.
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I love John Mulaney. His shows never fail to make me happy. And hearing the news that he is going into rebah--or anyone going in--I always take that as good news? It means that is a step toward getting well--a good and healthy one. So all good health and happiness to him.
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For many of us, this is the dream level of social interaction, even without COVID.
Medieval 'wine windows' are reopening, reviving Italian plague tradition
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She's also in a group called Females for Trump. It's like I found the Upside Down version of me. I will befriend her.
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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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I always knew I would have to fight another Maureen Johnson for control but I was sure it would be the one from Rent.
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Thanks a lot, BONES.
Your bones secrete a hormone that can make you panic, scientists find
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THIS is New York.
Hospital staff come out to applaud
#GeorgeFloyd
protestors in New York - demonstrators shout back ‘Thank You’.
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Facebook reminded me that this happened a year ago and when I saw it again I started to laugh so hard.
There shall be only one Maureen Johnson on Facebook, and I guess it will be this other one.
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I asked Zelda if she wanted to go to the toy shop. She turned on the word “toy” and directed me the whole way there, for seven blocks. Then she carried her toy home.
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I'm just going to quietly slide some personal news in here when no one is looking. Oscar and I are getting married next year. *slides away*
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THIS IS THE KIND OF THING ENGLISH PEOPLE DO IF YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE FOR TOO LONG
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Seattle friends, could you share?
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NEWS: WITCH HUNT NOT A WITCH HUNT
TRUMP: *sits with Queen* *cannot touch phone*
QUEEN* *stirs tea slowly, over and over, says nothing*
TRUMP: *twitches*
QUEEN: (internally) I can do this forever, ********er.
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@celestrogen
what a time to be alive here in nyc. I mean, possibly not for long, but what a time.
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Just to confirm. This week:
1. Golden State Killer caught
2. Cosby found guilty
3. ABBA reunites
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It's so important for younger people to know: these shootings, these drills, these evacuations...IT'S RECENT. It was not always like this. Don't ever let them tell you it has always been this way. It's a lie. I never had a shooter drill in my life. End the
@NRA
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Oh god. I bet she doesn't even KNOW about the Rent one.
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Have this piece of good news while we wait.
The trans sports bill is DEAD in the Florida Senate. I’m crying tears of joy for our babies ❤️
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The President just--straight up--condoned the cold blooded murder and dismemberment of a journalist. There is no other story or other side. As a YA writer, I feel the need to really make it clear to any kids wondering what to think about this--it's as horrific as it sounds.
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Found a cat wandering outside today. Tracked it down, gave scritch, examined collar. Called owner who said to me, “If you looked at the collar you would see there was a note that says I KNOW WHERE I LIVE on it.” Now, a few things…
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2018: The third year in the trilogy, the one where we take the monster down.
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Did anyone else just lose a few days because of this Kavanaugh stuff? It was like a garbage Rumspringa in which nothing got done and I spun in circles and time had no meaning.
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I told her everyone thinks she did a very good job.
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When it turns white, they'll have decided who our new President is.
Smoke pours from chimney of the Russian consulate in San Francisco that Trump ordered closed by Saturday.
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This will never stop making me explode with rage. YOU. DON'T. PENALIZE. KIDS. FOR. NOT. HAVING. MONEY. FOR. FOOD. And they could have had the money, I'm from the Philly area. I'll pay for the rest of the damn year. I'll collect the money. I'll figure it out. Feed the kids.
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The impeachment hearings, in summary.
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Seventh. Since. Monday.
174th mass shooting in the U.S this year, 13th this month, seventh since Monday.
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I'm pinning all my hopes on the creature in the sarcophagus.
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I have no idea who made this but I can’t stop laughing and I want only to praise you.
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I could watch these all day.
oh my GOD the tiktok generation has has ENOUGH of their MAGA parents
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When Putin holds you up as an example,
@jk_rowling
, maybe have a think about things. Ask, “is it possible I’ve been wrong?”
WATCH: Vladimir Putin says the West has "cancelled" JK Rowling and are now "engaging in cancel culture" against Russia.
(Begins at 1:00)
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This feels like a trap to help Stephen King decorate his human heart room.
Give me a heart if you miss Barack Obama in the White House.
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This writing process breakdown with
@Lin_Manuel
is fantastic.
Lin-Manuel Miranda breaks down his process of writing the song, 'My Shot' for
#Hamilton
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Shoutout to the other Maureen Johnson who is about to get her mind blown tonight.
There shall be only one Maureen Johnson on Facebook, and I guess it will be this other one.
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His vision got blurry when he was sick. He wasn't sure if he could drive home. So he decided to test it by driving a half an hour yo a castle. Which is the standard test to see if you are fit to drive in the UK. If you can make it to a castle, you're golden.
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This is the Sign. Prepare for the Event. I assume you have all read and memorized your instructions. Begin.
For more than 30 years, plastic phones shaped like the cartoon cat Garfield have been washing up on French beaches.
The mystery is now solved: a shipping container which washed up during a storm in the 1980s was found in a hidden sea cave
📷 Fred Tanneau
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My buddy from down the street. Five months old. 90 pounds. Eats dandelions. Wants to kiss you.
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I said “toy” again while walking Zelda and she took me on a quarter mile route *I did not even know* to the toy shop. She chose toy, retrieved it from counter, took it home.
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This person will talk publicly when they can. They can't right now. But you see what this means, and what's already going on. If we don't support other artists, we're toast.
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Just saw
@hankgreen
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If you actually care about Syrians, let them come here.
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I was hoping to hear from doctors but here we have *checks notes* the CEO of Target.
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AI-scrape guy took Nora Roberts' work? lololololol. My dude. MY DUDE. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S COMING.
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The economy is doing well when no one goes hungry.
When everyone has a home to go to and doesn't have to worry about keeping the heat or lights on.
When healthcare is automatic and an illness does not cause bankruptcy.
When education is accessible to all.
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My mom got Zelda a cape for being so brave at chemo.
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May you love anything as much as JK Rowling loves calling her lawyers on anyone who dare stand up to her. JKR doesn't get away with things because she is right. She gets away with them because she is rich.
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We need a holiday where the whole thing is that you go to bed at like 7:30.
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All best wishes to Rob Pattison on his recovery. But if a major industry can't keep the star of a huge motion picture safe from COVID, schools certainly can't.
UPDATE: Robert Pattison has tested positive for Covid-19, causing filming of The Batman to be halted just days after the superhero drama resumed work
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