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Gen X independent and an advocate for leaving people TF alone. Zero tolerance for bullies or morons. Spartan for lifeπŸ’šπŸ€

Lansing, MI
Joined April 2020
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@Dumfukdetector
Dumfukdetector πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄
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Trump isn't going to be impeached, he's not going to prison, and Republicans aren't going to stand up to him. He's not joking about a 3rd term, the Panama canal, Greenland, or Canada. He doesn't care about free speech, due process, religious freedom, or checks and balances.
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@Dumfukdetector
Dumfukdetector πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄
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Take the shell off before boiling πŸ€“ Follow me for more cooking tipsπŸ”₯
@CCPISASSH0E
CCP IS ASSHOE
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I’ve asked Grok. I’ve googled. Someone please tell me your great grandma has a fool proof method for peeling hard boiled eggs that actually works, because I’m ready to chuck all 12 of these against a wall at this point
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@VanMeik211
Vanessa πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸŠπŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸš΄πŸƒβ€β™€οΈ
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@Dumfukdetector Game on... hang it in the Louvre (but not during the day) πŸ˜‚
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@Dumfukdetector
Dumfukdetector πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄
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If the Blue Jays win the World Series tonight, Canadians should expect 500% tariffs by morning. Your move Toronto
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@PastorAlexLove
Pastor Alex
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Atheists are celebrating Halloween today and it’s giving me KKK vibes.
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@DoomScroling
Miranda πŸ–€πŸ€πŸ’œ
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Gop policy ‡️
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@Dumfukdetector
Dumfukdetector πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄
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@NancyMace Says the vile sellout who voted for one .
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@AmoneyResists
Andrewβ€”#IAmTheResistance
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@NancyMace You need to resign and get help.
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@ShakaBoonstnd
Shakalaka Boomstand
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@Dumfukdetector I bet he makes his wife wear sofa seats when they dry hump on Fridays
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@kari_tacoma
Kari Tacoma
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@Dumfukdetector I like how the British hate pedophiles. Too bad this country isn’t the same way.
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@Dumfukdetector
Dumfukdetector πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄
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5 bucks says he gets invited to the White House and end up with U.S. citizenship .
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@MimiSchmoo
Schmoo’s Mimi
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@JanieChuckles
Janie Chuckles (Chuck for short) πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸŒŽ
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@Dumfukdetector Permanent resident of Mar-A-Largo home for wayward kids.
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@IsabellaEm1
IsabellaEmilyWrites
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@Dumfukdetector Yup. Probably a cabinet post too. He'll be in charge or scheduling entertainment in the private rooms in the Epstein Entertainment Center that trump is building.
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@Dumfukdetector
Dumfukdetector πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄
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5 bucks says he gets invited to the White House and end up with U.S. citizenship .
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Dumfukdetector πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄
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@Dumfukdetector
Dumfukdetector πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄
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@aHEMandias
aHEMagain Actual
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Holy crap Usha’s tell-all book after she divorces JD and sues for sole custody of the kids is going to be fire.
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Dumfukdetector πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄
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I bet he makes his wife wear an Erika Kirk mask when they dry hump on Fridays .
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@Buddiesmama77
Kendall aka Evilmom cis/ace she/her
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@Dumfukdetector @atensnut Oh ugly mama June throwing some shade. Then falling flat on her fat face.
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@BOmonium
brandOmonium
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@Dumfukdetector Erikkka is printed on the divider sheet they use when they do whatever JD Vance thinks sex is
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Dumfukdetector πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄
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