John Doe
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@missmayn When I was in law school in Miami this lady tried to hook me up with her SIXTEEN year old granddaughter, despite the fact I was 23. I told her I'm, ok and she says "do you think she's ugly?" I just said, "she's a lovely GIRL, but much too young." And ran out the store 😂.
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Bc defense. It's Clark better offensively? Yes. However, the gap between them on the defensive end is insanely wide. I get people like offense, but defense is just as important, if not more.
🚨 Angel Reese has moved to the #1 spot in ESPN’s WNBA rookie rankings: . “The Sky have a net rating of plus-0.6 points per 100 possessions with Reese in the game, and they are an unthinkably bad minus-20.8 per 100 when she sits. Even granting that Chicago has one of the worst
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@theashleyray Even if my employees are out of time, I have the same rule for all of them: as long as you're not behind on anything, just put your time in as if you actually worked. I really don't care if an employee only works one day a week. If they can get all of their work done, idgaf 😂.
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@breebxby All of these are actual exercises though. Even the 2nd one, she's just doing it wrong 😂.
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@FSFRecruits @Topshelf_TJ all that gum flapping just to get treated like a rag doll. How many dreads you lost? 😂.
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@jcmustian @JoshEakle @ProjectLiberal Yea, bc the people of Panama and Greenland are just gonna spread their cheeks for you to fuck them in the ass. Why tf would they want a downgrade? 😂.
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@jordynnn77 @Yaimerie I knew a guy at UCLA that did the same. I was like NIGGA!!! All these fine ass women walking around and you getting turned on by KIDS!?!?.
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@HoneyBadgerBite @GIAB22 I've pointed this out to plenty of people. Housework is nothing compared to what it used to be. You can do a weeks worth of 1940s house work in only a day now.
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@laugh_track_nat Yall do know that everything our parents did wasn't bad, right? This is one of the things they were right about. You don't have the RIGHT to get a car at 16. It's a privilege. Leave it to women to think it's a problem. A 16 year old boy would have been speeding off to his boys 😂.
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@seauxpretea Ah yes, a woman who brags about attracting financially irresponsible men 🤦🏿♂️.
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@jcmustian @JoshEakle @ProjectLiberal 1) Greenland is part of NATO. So they already would get protection from us. 2) Greenland is 3k miles away from Russia, though I wouldn't expect a trumper to be smart enough to know that. 3) The US would be a downgraded for them. We're a 3rd world country compared to them 😂😂.
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@daniellegetup @aangdaily No one wants a live adaptation where you completely change a character.
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@ty_hotcommodity Yall kill me with this stuff. Months ago? I had a sandwich EXACTLY like this 15 damn years ago 😂😂 this is a mad basic sandwich. Thinking it's something 1st done "months ago" is wild 😂😂.
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@DreAllDay @sportingnews She literally didn't dumbass. And the league is to blame for not making money. You gotta spend money to make money. Increase their pay, expand to 20 teams, and watch how quickly they'll grow. They have a talent retention problem. Thus leading to a fan retention problem.
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@Ariannnyy_ So he's wrong bc he doesn't want a woman trying to immediately run his pockets? That's literally one of the bigger problem in modern dating. Women be wanting to be treated like a queen before a man knows if she should even be allowed in the castle.
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@apaynemusic116 @QueTuck The only weird one is the person dressing like this for a baseball game.
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@jcmustian @JoshEakle @ProjectLiberal Says the dumbass that thinks there won't be a WWIII if we invade Greenland 😂😂.
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@__OhAces @jon_d_doe What she described is quite literally self control and self discipline 😂 if she didn't have any, she would still put herself in compromising positions even though she knows she shouldn't. More than one way to skin a cat.
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All ima say is, I used to work in CPS. And yall have NO IDEA how many kids start to thrive when you take them away from a lot of single mothers. Yall gotta stop this "women are so inherently better" thinking. Sometimes, dad leaving saves damage, and the mom staying causes more.
Imagine carrying a child for 9 months and raising him alone all for him to come online and say he understands why his dad didn’t stay around. Maybe some of your mums should have abandoned you idk.
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@polydronfan28 @KingKinvar @thechosenberg Ever heard of survival of the fittest? That would have simply improved the gene pool.
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@daniellegetup @aangdaily Memorable qualities is not the same as character development. And so what if he's sexist? Don't want people to grow and no longer be sexist?.
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@LisaJemide The crazy part about all of this is that the ONLY reason they're calling out intimate, is bc of the plating. That's literally it. He had nice plating so now it's intimate. If he just served it up regular some paper plates, they wouldn't be saying shit 😂.
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@ITSTHESICKEST @jordynnn77 @Yaimerie Stg. It's UCLA. Whatever you want THEY GOT IT. Men, women, trans, everything in between, white, Black, Asian, Indian, Native, South American, African. Literally just pick one.
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@chrismiller88 @jcmustian @JoshEakle @ProjectLiberal We're already crumbling. Hence how the cheeto got elected 😂😂🤦🏿♂️.
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@PSU_FB_Thoughts @_MLFootball @lexiosborne @DrewGarrison @bengaljims_BTR @KingOfPhinland @B_Shousejr @SavageSports_ @LawsNation @JoshReynolds24 @SconnieColt @Blitz_Burgh That's actually a good thing. There'd be less emphasis on needing a QB to immediately come in and start winning.
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@Loccdawggg Better question is, why you worried about your woman cheating at all? You think paying all the bills gonna make her NOT cheat? At least you saved some bread if you went 50/50 😂.
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@TorreySmithWR Honestly, I question our education system strongly when people hear, "I can't provide the same as when I was making $30M+ a year vs now that I'm making maybe $3-5M/year," and assume that means he's broke 💀.
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@ChezCharde That's why I tell women all the time, your chances of landing a successful man after like 25-30, are often very slim. Not bc she's loss value or anything, but most of those men got married before they became successful. And the others usually aren't interested in settling down.
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@__OhAces @jon_d_doe Well, good thing self control and self discipline are much more objective concepts than merely what it means to you. Control to resist, control to avoid. Makes no difference. Both take self control and discipline to pull off. In fact, avoiding is the BEST way to go actually.
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@CoadedIBK @interesting_aIl It's not so much they "forget about gravity." It's more so that they just need to readjust how they do things. If you spend months being able to let things go and it staying there, it will likely take time to get back use to not doing that.
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@kellcur @HoneyBadgerBite @GIAB22 And guess what? Unlike at home, you're expected to produce even more now. Perfect example, attorneys aren't paid like they used to unless they have a MUCH higher case load than 70 years bc what used to take 8 billable hours to do, now takes 2.
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@GirlByeTV This is literally why we need to bring back shame. Bc talking about how you'd never go 50/50 with your ex (from 3 years ago) when he's dating a literal billionaire should be enough to make you keep his name out of your mouth 😂.
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@tux1980 @besuxcv @ATMwithJacy It is insane the amount of people who don't realize there's a difference.
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@Paradox_EP @OrdinaryGamers The US isn't the world's, and it's still pretty even. No android user is struggling to find a charger when needed EVERY TIME they leave the house. The idea is just laughable.
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@BillyMarkJack2 @0liviajulianna I cry about having to pay for your SS. We can't all get what we want.
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@IAMYVESSAINTLON @STEFisDOPE While also explicitly telling her son that he's not worth being listened to unless he has money.
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@uchewashere @stassibigbossy Had enough "intuition" to know that he had thieving energy, but not enough intuition to know she left her shit at home?
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@SecondRingSZN @punishedgarage Why ask him what he wants and then not give him what he wants?.
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@smkajayy @tux1980 @besuxcv @ATMwithJacy Bc telling someone and discussing with them aren't the same thing.
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@AboutEbony @itskillakenz @Alex67668451 He's the one that cooked the food for everybody and then they ate his plate too. I'd be fuckin hot.
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@chrismiller88 @jcmustian @JoshEakle @ProjectLiberal Not nervous at all. I'm good. Living in a red state makes for easy money with so many dumb republicans. But I'd expect you to be so stupid. You've never picked up a history book a day in your life 😂😂.
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@ConservamemeHQ @NewsWire_US Don't worry, your taxes won't be affected lil bro. It wasn't directed at you.
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@_pheranme @Morbidful Also just tells you how different boxers are in general. Bc idk HOW that man wasn't out for 40 days and 40 nights after that big uppercut.
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@HoneyBadgerBite @devvidoo She cleaely doesn't think listening (or reading) to comprehend is part of it for women 😂.
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@Gee_Unit123 @vvdfture That still don't explain the reason for the look after she MADE the shot. Getting pissy about your teammate making a shot is wild 😂.
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@IAMYVESSAINTLON @STEFisDOPE And those the type of women you teach your sons to stay away from.
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@emodeathcroft @ITSTHESICKEST @jordynnn77 @Yaimerie I never understand that shit bruh. I remember a basketball player at a small college in the mid-west a couple of years ago got caught doing the same shit. Bruh you're a college athlete. Pussy is entirely too easy for you to get for you to be wanting to touch kids.
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@rbtheballer @legendz_nba Star players aren't forgetting their fuckin plays. That's the bare minimum of why they're a star 😂.
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@nevvvermind183 @PeanutHeadFred Only white people do that. Black folk will say fuck you and your photo opp 😂.
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@highlyher @JoshyBeSloshy Yea, men don't give af. MOVE YO BIG ASS. We'll tell you to let that pain be a reminder of why tf you need to exercise 😂.
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@levi_Blackerman @LeVeonBell They have opposite problems. The big boys eat whatever they want (to an extent) and force feed themselves. The skinny guys have very strict diets and have to avoid eating whatever they want 😂.
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@TCHawkeyeFan @ChristieSides @WNBA Literally no wnba fans will be mad if Iowa and CC fans stopped watching 😂😂.
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Yall have the critical thinking skills of a turnip.
After he escaped slavery, he was given the opportunity to pay for his family (wife and daughter) to be freed. Despite being able to afford it, he declined. He then moved to England, married a white woman, had a new family, and moved back to the U.S. with his biracial family. 🤪.
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@Dieudonnem55 Nah fr, idk how many ugly ass white dudes I've seen pull the FINEST Asian women. Stop crying and just get in where you fit in 😂.
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@talktometay Yall forget that every game wasn't recorded back then like now. And his 100 point game was in 62. Basketball wasn't nearly as big yet. Most games were radio only unless it was some big game.
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@SemenzaMatthew1 @2_steakz @JMaloneyLiberty @RGIII Bc there are people like you that hate him for literally no reason. Next question.
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@FloBro__ @kelsientaggart "As vice president you do what the president delegates you to do." I see you still don't understand that huh?.
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If I ever pay a woman's bill, it's bc we're married so it's our bill. Never will I ever pay a gf's bill. Respectfully, that's her daddy's job until we jump that broom.
Write all her bills down on pieces of paper and put them in a box. Whatever she picks you gotta pay. And you better pray it’s a phone bill 😂.
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@YungMedusaaaa I mean if being financially responsible and not taking care of two households for no reason makes me a bad bf, then I can live with that. But, I also don't date women who need help with bills. So it's never been an issue.
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@Afrikanfreak1 @MikeAdxx Nigga we don't give af. No there's a video of this man talking about single moms that NOBODY asked for 😂.
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@AcidMancer @nocapfelix @creepydotorg He's REALLY close. 1600 joules is about 1200 pounds of force. Speed wise, Mike could avoid the gorillas swings. But that gorilla would DEFINITELY be caught off guard by Mike's punch 😂
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@boymolish @Bozzman__ Stg. He should have just said, "I've heard of you but, admittedly, I don't really know what you're famous for. So tell me about yourself?" Bruh would have been IN THERE 😂.
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@eon_don_ @triniboyshaq You think that's gonna make them hit the books if they don't already? 😂😂.
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@IAMYVESSAINTLON @STEFisDOPE "You ain't gotta listen to no broke nigga" = "You ain't worth listening to unless you have money" = "You are worth listening to and you can control her however you want if you do have money." It's not rocket science.
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@MontyIsblessed @shopfromros @LisaJemide Yall gotta stop using the word boundaries like it's some type of automatic justification. People have horrendous boundaries all the time. And like I said, the ONLY reason people are calling it intimate is bc of the plating. Otherwise, no one would think anything of it.
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@cityprxncess @_50kgold Why was he wrong? They weren't even hanging out. She sitting there slurping oysters and recording with the damn flash on. That ain't no date. He just happened to be at the same random table as her 😂.
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@probloescobar Man I had the same thought. I just know he cried in the car when they got back. You get benched and all of sudden the whole team is absolutely rolling?
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@bloomfilters Oh please. If the first woman didn't pop her ballon, none of the others would have. They were literally looking around at each other to see if they even should 😂.
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@MovieCoachJoe @theerkj Please show me an 84k house that's not in the middle of nowhere and not dilapidated. I live in a cheap state and you're not getting a decent house for less than 200k within 45 miles of any city. And, of course, cheap state means cheap wages. Throw in interest rates, impossible.
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@TheDejaKing @iHad2GoGetit This too. You see it on TV all the time. Couples usually go to the wife's side of the family for holidays haha.
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@1h0mps0n @JeffFletcherOCR The fact 82 people liked this is crazy. 0 outs is the ideal time to do this. You do it with 1 out and this happens, the inning is over. And, obviously, you literally can't do it with 2 outs 💀.
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@dajbeenit @NickStillHere You know NOTHING about other demographics 😂 bc let me tell you, most well off men in other demographics got married to a chick they started dating in hs or college and well before they were wealthy. But you keep standing at the finish line hoping a finished man will pick you 😂.
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@adgyeatsursocks @notdanilu She's not even judging. Just calling out the cap. People think these women are living a certain lifestyle and they're really not. Do you thing, but people gotta stop acting like they're getting it out the mud. Do yo thing, just be real with your shit.
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@mu2myoc Smart kid. Never work for free. A lot of jobs will give you a task that's literally doing their job for them, and then not hire you. Tell them to upgrade their game a bit and request a consultant fee.
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@iAYoshie The amount of people that don't even know there are literally mops sold specifically for this usage and think it's just a regular mop you use to clean your house 💀.
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@TeejSmoothDude So he was. nowhere near a legend? If that's legendary, that's a low ass bar.
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@__OhAces @jon_d_doe You have prepared. You know to get tf away and AVOID. Meanwhile you over here purposely wanting to be in situations to "prepare". Let me know how that works for you though. "Sorry I cheated bae. I was trying to prepare and failed. Maybe I'll pass next time." 😒.
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@prfctlyimprfct4 @PrinceHAK33M @Kyla_Lacey Fall for what exactly? You think black women can't be gold diggers? 😂😂.
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@HotFiyaStarter @Maine_Char Nah, Adele just been making music for grown folk. Taylor be making teenage heartbreak music 😂.
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@cliff_ohio Exactly what I just said somewhere else. Women wanted the spotlight, and they absolutely should have it. However, you gotta take the smoke that comes along with it. Plus people really trying to revise history and pretend male athletes don't also get a crazy amount of hate.
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@kellcur @iiamShinji @HoneyBadgerBite @GIAB22 But, again, those are now partners. Your average attorney (especially first year associate) and average firm are producing way more. That's the point. Why? Bc a case that would have taken 30 billable hours in the past, now may take only 5-6.
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