Àgbà John Doe
@jon_d_doe
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Man, Husband, Father, Uncle. C-in-C of Àgbàfians. Reality-based. The truth hurts & heals. Insults=Block. Patriarchy FC Flag Bearer. DMs to @jon_d_doee End.
Joined April 2020
My tweets may be very unpopular, but when you read through and think deep, they'll resonate with you. I can't guarantee if you'll like my tweets. But I'll tweet them regardless.
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The sex tapes saved him from being falsely accused of rape. Good night.
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Dear President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan. Thank you for not choosing your personal ambition over the lives of innocent Nigerians. We are sorry 🙏.
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I've been searching for this video since the first time I saw it. I'm glad I found it today. May God protect this sweet little girl and bless her lovely father for creating one of the best online content in 2024 ❤️.
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If he was a black American, he would have won a Grammy for this fantastic song. This song was a hit, & no one can take that away from him. Touch of class & perfect rendition. End.
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My daughter returned from school today, & my wife was yelling at her for an offense. After 30 munites, I decided that I've had enough of it. I stepped in, & it was resolved in less than 1 minute. Don't be a single mother. End.
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This is the most powerful message I've listened to in a very long time. Every word he uttered touched my soul. Please listen to it. God bless you as you do🙏.
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Men,. 1) Don't date a woman in her 30s, if you're not willing to marry her. 2) Don't date a woman that is ahead of you in age, education, finance, and in mental energy. 3) Don't rẹ-date your ex that has gone ahead to date another man or men. 4) Don't date a woman simply.
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If you're a single lady betn 24-27 & you're a graduate. Target a legit working man between 29-34. 1) ensure your genotypes, tribe & faith align.2) Don't cheat.3) Don't beg him for money.4) Invest in & sacrifice for him.5) Respect him. He'll marry you in less than 2 yrs. End.
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Years ago, I introduced a lady to my friend. She visited him, & didn't like his place. He had a rickety car that broke down when he was taking her to the park. She told me that she wasn't interested. He's married now & she's single at 39. He built his house in Abuja. End.
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Your serious girlfriend should invest in you, while you invest in the future of both of you. End.
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Single African women living in the UK. Una dey see preeq knack?.
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As a married man,. Take care of your parents and siblings, more than you do for your inlaws. You don't owe your inlaws any financial obligations. What you owe them is to take care of their daughter. End.
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How the whole of Africa celebrated him as the first Black President of the United States, but he used his power to stab us real bad. Wrecked our economy and sponsored terrorism against his black brothers and sisters. Removed Gaddafi & ruined Libya. ONKR. End.
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As a single lady that is just entering a new relationship. Please follow these steps. 1) if you're not a virgin, allow him have sex with you, when it's convenient for both you. 2) after the sex, you'll notice that he's going to change from how he used to be. 3) do not say.
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He has 800k debt. He didn't say it. Instead, he asked that he should be given rice so his kids can feed. He also asked that gifts be bought for them & his "wife". Asked school fees amount. W: 90k +. H: 87, 850. A very honest, selfless and kind man. End.
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And I'm telling you the fact. The fastest ways to win a man's commitment are:. 1) Don't beg him for money. 2) Don't cheat on him, & don't make him suspect you. 3) Learn how to give him his space. 4) Show him how well you respect your father. 5) Make sure your friends are.
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You'll become a man, the day you realize that your mother is a woman. Good night.
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Let me repeat. If as a woman, you're almost 40, & there are no men in sight. Please find a man to get you pregnant & have at least one child of your own. That child will help you live longer, & bring you happiness. If you miss marriage, don't miss motherhood. End.
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When I got married, we had no chairs, bed frame or more than a car. No ACs in the rooms/parlour. Things that were in abundance in my father's house. But it was a 3 bed apartment and it was fully paid by me. My wife came with equipment to fill the kitchen. The kitchen was the.
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Who are the ones being shamed?. The women. Who are those that will lose their marriage and dignity?. The women. Do you now see that the consequences of being caught cheating is not the same for men and women?. End.
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You'll meet a lady today. Tomorrow, she sends you a message on WhatsApp. "Babe I'm hungry". Life go just tire you anyhow. End.
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My wife returned with about $700 gifted to her by her siblings. And she handed everything to me. I changed it to naira & transferred all to her bank account. Then I sent her the monthly upkeep for this month. Remove your eyes from your wife's money, & earn your respect. End.
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If you plan to spend days at your boyfriend's place, target when you're on your period. Then compare how he treats you, with when you visit him without your period. Do that for at least 3 months. You'll see who you're dating. End.
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Before you get married as a man:. 1) be prepared to provide for your wife and children as much as you're able & as long as you're healthy & your kids are still dependent. 2) know that your wife must not love you and she doesn't have to love you. 3) know that what your wife owes.
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WhatsApp is making catching a cheating partner more difficult. Infact, with the new updates, forget it. You can't catch them even if you link their WhatsApp to other devices. End.
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Lessons all men must take from today's event on Mr. Anozie and his estranged wife. 1) women don't love men. 2) always stay 5 steps ahead of your wife. 3) never let a woman set you up for failure. 4) check your income & decide on the number of kids you need. 5) if you marry.
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If you meet a man when he's supposed to be busy chasing his career & building his future, & he's always the one reaching out to you. He's not serious with his life. A serious minded man thinks more about his financial stability than he thinks about his emotional stability.
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As a married woman,. If you're quarreling with your husband, and any of your children tries to interfere rudely to your husband. Give that child a dirty slap, then continue quarreling with your husband. End.
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For the umpteenth time, let me repeat a few things to young men. 1) you do not meet a lady, and you attempt to coerce her to date you by telling her that you are dating her for marriage. If you do this, you're already losing before starting. 2) you do not go for any lady that.
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If your girlfriend comes to spend the weekend with you, and she stays in bed till 8am, it just might be a sign that she's lazy or doesn't really rate you. Except she's sick. You'll understand this tweet when you get married & start having children. End.
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A few days ago, I saw a video from a popular Nollywood actor opening up about his failed marriage with his ex-wife. I listened keenly to his words & although they say that there are three sides to a story, as a man, I could tell that he was full of regrets. The man is 56 years.
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I wasn't around for my daughter's bday. She told me that if I miss her school's sport day, she'll not be happy with me. I'm there now. She has been smiling & wanted all her friends to meet her father. Saw my son, that one just looked at me & said. "so daddy you came?"😂.
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Christmas no dey sweet again. Those days, na banger every night. Compound vs compound. Street vs street. 24th na war zone. Then on 25th, we go wear fine clothes. Go house to house to eat rice & chicken. My kids are indoors, playing roblox on their tabs. So unfortunate.
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Most yahoo boys are encouraged, protected and supported by their mothers. If your mother knows that you're a yahoo boy, & she is covering up for you. She's a bad mother. End.
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Dear married men of at least 10 yrs. Go through your chat history with your wife in your early yrs of marriage. You'll see how far both of you have come. I was going through mine tonight. Me & my wife curse ourselves tire. "Useless man". "Foolish woman". 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂. End.
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Do not get married to any man, that doesn't live in his own house or rented apartment. No matter how small the apartment is, & as long as he's the one paying for the rent. It doesn't matter if he's the only son & his father is no more. If the mother is still alive, that house.
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Peter Obi is the most envied & betrayed politician in Nigeria. End.
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Aunty BBL don dey talk true. From. "Marriage is not an achievement". To. "I don't mind being a 3rd wife". End.
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My wife started cooking for me almost right from when I started dating her. All through my university (from 200l), 98% of the food I ate in school was prepared by my wife. She has cooked for me for over 2 decades & we've been married for more than half of that. We were married.
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Don't trust any girl that visits you, and her phone is on silent or in a flight mode. End.
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Dear cultists,. Those young men that you threatened, & fought your fellow students for, because of women when you were in the university. Did you marry the women?. End.
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If you wait until you think you've gotten money before you start to look for a wife, the probability of finding the wrong wife is high. Let me not sound like a broken record. A lot of you in relationships have actually found your wives. But because you're broke, unstable, you.
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Women,. Always remember. You'll most likely settle in faster as a married woman than your husband. Especially if he married you before he was 30 and almost all his close friends are still bachelors. In the early stages of your marriage, you'll feel like you made a mistake.
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If you don't want men to flirt with, or woo your wife at work or her business, ask her to stay at home & remain a housewife. What your wife owes you is to create boundaries for you. Even in your absence. You have no control over other men who may have interest in her. End.
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Number 1 red flag in a man. He's a yahoo boy. Very useless set of men. End.
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As a man,. If you budget 1.5m for your wedding, and your fiancée is telling you that it's not enough & wants it to be 2.5m. You'll have problems in your marriage. The wedding is more important to her, than the marriage. End.
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First sons are mostly the least successful amongst all the children. Some, sacrifice their lives & growth for others. And some, are overpampered and they become useless. For some, it's a generational curse or family pattern. End.
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Any woman that you're dating now that you're broke, is the one that you must marry when you're rich. As long as you didn't catch her cheating, & you did proper vetting. Forget the ones you fantasized about. You can fuck them with money. But don't leave your day 1 babe. End.
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Married men,. Send a message to your wives & say. "you're the best thing that has ever happened to me in this world, no other woman will ever come close". Munch her reply & post under this tweet. I'm not sure she'll believe you but just try 😂😂😂.
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"I am not a yahoo boy. I also do not want a yahoo boy for a boyfriend or husband. I don't believe in stealing to escape poverty. I will make my money in a legitimate way, and I'll feed my children with my legitimate sweat". Let me see your hands. 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌.
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Before knacks:. Calls-5 times a day. After knacks:. Calls-once in a month. "you've gotten what you want, you don't call me again like you used to". Truth is. You had nothing to offer him. Men's attention is cheap but their commitment is expensive. Earn it. End.
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You don't ask a woman, what she brings to the table. You prepare your own table, & you decide if she's worth dining on it. She can help you rearrange the table, to the admiration of yourself, & others. But you must first have a table, even if the legs are incomplete. End.
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Lots of men live in regrets but they won't say it. Deep down, they know they'll be happier being with the woman they met sometime in thier lives. But you're in the picture now & they just have to deal & live with you while craving for the woman they know they can't win back.
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I made up my mind to marry my wife when she gave me 1k in school so that I could travel to my village to get some food stuff. This was like 2 weeks after we started dating. I told her this for the first time yesterday & she acted like she didn't remember. But she was smiling.
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As a young single man, that is working and living alone, you need a girlfriend. At some point in your life, your family members will seldom call or check on you. Most of the time, you'll notice that you'll get frequent calls from family members when it's approaching pay day.
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Let me repeat. Any girl that you're dating, and you are spending on, by paying for her rent, hair, airtime, monthly salary, etc. Is cheating on you. End.
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If you've never believed me for once, please believe this one. Begging a woman to remain your gf or wife, is the worst thing that you can ever do to yourself. You're the prize. Stop being a weakling. Women don't like it, but they love it. And women don't love men. End.
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I repeat. President Olusegun Obasanjo remains the best President that Nigeria has ever had since 1999. And with the best cabinet. And he's the most globally respected former president of Nigeria. Next is GEJ. Then Yar'Adua. Others will be in the dustbin of history. End.
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Why are you people just tagging me on the issue of the Moroccan footballer?. Anything surprising about it?. His mother knows women don't love men. And what he did doesn't make him a mummy's boy either. He was 5 steps ahead of his greedy wife. Serves her right. End.
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I recall when my wife annoyed me. Me: how dare you disrespect me!. I provide for you and the kids!. Her: am I the one that will provide before? Please say something else. I kept quiet. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂. End.
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I made you all proud. I got verified without paying a dime for it. I created a community, & in less than one day, we are over 10k members. I've saved many of your relationships & marriages. You need to be proud of what you're doing online. Be proud you're an Agbafian. End.
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No girlfriend will break up with you, or threaten to break up with you, if she has not found your replacement, or someone she thinks is better than you. End.
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If you're single & below 30 and doing well, this advise may or may not sit well with you. But you see that lady you once met that was really kind to you?. Find out if she's not yet married or in a serious relationship & try to win her back. Except you broke up with her because.
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I need you men to be firm, but not wicked. Kind, and not nice. Loving, but not weak. Forgiving, but not stupid. Shrewd, and not credulous. When a woman sees that you're not a fool for love, she'll either adjust & follow your lead, or she'll walk away. End.
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At this point, I think all men should just accept that their women will cheat on them. If you're lucky to catch her, good for you. If you're not lucky to catch her, continue your relationship or marriage. I give up. End.
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Please listen to this short clip. It'll help you understand why things change in relationships after a while. It's one of the most challenging phase in relationships and by extension, marriage. Let's first talk about relationships. Most of the time, you'll notice a drop in
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Any lady that shows no signs of being scared of losing you, is a lady that you should not get married to. Don't ever allow a woman make you feel like she settled for you. You're the man. If you feel that you have showed good signs of a leader, & you know that you're not lazy,.
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Peter Obi asked a very pertinent question recently. Where are the people who protested against Jonathan?. Are things better now, than it was during Jonathan's time?. Are they dead?. Where are the Religious leaders, activists, politicians, actors, actresses & celebrities?. End.
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I just pity young men that are about to get married. Una eyes go peel. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂. End.
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My wife, seeing that I needed new native attires, decided to contract a tailor to sew some for me w/out my knowledge. She presented them to me then told me it was a gift from her to me. But she didn't pay the man completely & asked me for the balance. And she said it's a gift.
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Before you get married, your woman will show you almost all her possible red flags. It's only if you're not paying close attention that you'll not see them. But to her, she showed them to you. Top of them is mental energy. Another, is how she dresses, the type of friends.
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1) A man who sleeps in a house that the rent is paid for by his wife is sleeping in .a "coffin". 2) A man who feeds from the pot of food cooked with his wife's money is eating a slow "poison". A man who goes to pass the night in his girlfriend's house, is putting his life in.
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And for this much envy and betrayal to be shown to Peter Obi, it tells one thing. That he may have actually been the winner of the 2023 presidential elections. End.
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If you have a girlfriend that you wish to marry, flaunt her on social media. You may be lucky. End.
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Men who own cars. Stop giving all these entitled & ungrateful girls free lifts. Pick your fellow men, and let the girls trek or enter public transport. Your fellow man fit dash you 2k sef to support you for fuel. These girls will beg you for money, & will say "tnx". End.
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I've already paid the school fees of our kids for next term. This morning, they came to say "thank you daddy for paying our school fees". God bless my lovely wife❤️. End.
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Again I want to ask. Why is Kizz Daniel not rated one of the best ever to come out of Nigeria?. His lyrics are significantly clean & I'm yet to find one song I don't like. His songs cut across all ages. Something is wrong somewhere.
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Remember I said many young single men ought to be more successful than they are, but because they're spending heavily on women that aren't their wives, they don't grow as much?. How can a young man, who is just starting life, spend his entire January salary on his girlfriend &.
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And JD Vance will succeed Trump. Democrats will not smell the presidential seat at least for the next 12 years. All those men using female bathrooms & participating in female sports, need their brains rewired. End.
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You can't shame him. He rose, and was audacious with it. He has one of the most entertaining bands in Africa, & his stage performances are electrifying. You may not like his style, but you can't take away his hardwork. And he really doesn't care if you like him. End.
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Let me send a message to young men doing fraud. You spent years in school, graduated and you decide that instead of you to learn a skill, run a business or get employed, you dedicated your time for fraud. I'll put you side by side with your peers that decided to go the legit.
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You guys should not be surprised when a young man of 23 says he wishes to get married. In my place of work, there are young men & women of 22-25, earning above 300k per month. And most of them, are just into the job for 1-3 years. They have a bright & promising career ahead.
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I asked men in relationship to stop spending on their women for at least one month & see the result. How many DMs have we seen to this effect since I told them this last year?. Very few. It's sad that men are more afraid to lose their relationship, than women are. End.
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One of my university mate risked it all to write exam for his then gf, he was caught by a lecturer he was close to. He was in his final yr & so the lecturer didn't want him expelled, the lecturer punished him by deliberately failing him in 2 of his own courses. Gf graduated.
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Dear Abroad man planning to come back home to marry a wife. Send that lady an SOS saying that you have been arrested and you're going to be deported. Stay incommunicado for one month. Thank me later. End.
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