Drew Garrison
@DrewGarrison
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Father | Husband | Cohost of @CincyUnfiltered | The Cincinnati Bengals control my mood | @DrinkGarageBeer Athlete | @TickPick Partner | #GoBlue
Joined July 2016
Just know I’ll let the entire power grid go down and ruin all of our lives before my thermostat is set at 78°.
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Burrow lit one up after a Natty and now dudes doing it after the fucking Birmingham Bowl.
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Wait, so she’s made her whole identity hating on Caitlin Clark then ducked the media when she lost to her?.
Angel Reese was fined $1,000 for failing to make herself available to the media following Saturday's game vs. the Fever. The Sky were also fined $5,000 for failing to ensure that all players comply with WNBA media policies.
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If I send you this, just know you’re about to lose the argument
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But when I do this at a Miamisburg High School football game I’m “out of control” and a “danger to the kids.”. The elites get a pass again.
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Nick Saban left Alabama. Bill Belichick left New England. Tough couple days for Yankees fans.
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Sam Hubbard played his entire career for his hometown team and his last play was a touchdown catch thrown by his college buddy, Joe Burrow.
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Twitter will be a wild place if Eli Apple gets cooked on Sunday lol.
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You can’t post “Burrowhead” and shit all week then get mad when they dance on your grave after a loss lol. It’s cook or be cooked out here.
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“I remember when you’d throw it away on 3rd and 7 all the time and I’d just tell the media ‘we gotta be better” every time. Haha, good to see ya buddy.”
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4th place schedule. MVP numbers from Burrow. A triple crown for Chase. Trey Hendrickson leading the league in sacks. No playoffs. Picking 17th in the draft. I’m gonna go cry in a corner.
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Burrow got pressured 40(!!!) times and still gave you 428, 4 touchdowns and no picks. We don’t deserve you.
The Ravens defense recorded 40 pressures vs the Bengals last night . Tied for the most in a game this season 😳
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You get a mandatory 4 years in prison if you do this to Mahomes.
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Burrow scores 38, but the defense gives up 41:. “Joe Burrow didn’t do enough to win the game!”. Baltimore loses with 9 pro bowlers:. “Lamar did his part! This is on Mark Andrews!”. The bias is showing clearer today than ever.
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Just let Joe Burrow choose his offensive line, honestly. Put him in a room with the salary cap guy and hash it out.
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I fully expect Joe Burrow to reset the QB contract market, but how hilariously Joe Burrow would it be if he signed for like $20m without giving a shit what it did to the market lol.
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The first play is pass interference. Apparently, the second one is not. Figure it out @NFLOfficiating.
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If Trevor Lawrence throws a touchdown pass to Tim Tebow, do not turn on ESPN for at least 7 days.
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I need the small market Jags and small market Bengals to completely fuck up the NFL’s love fest for KC and Buffalo.
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@FanDuel Holy fuck. You’re FanDuel. You don’t need engagement bad enough to post this dumb shit.
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Elected officials out here making “who’s your daddy videos” and you guys are mad at Kelce for calling it out lol.
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Nah, man. Mahomes just got fined for the same thing. He is legitimately cosplaying Patrick Mahomes. It’s weird.
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Evan McPherson could’ve hit Snoop Dogg’s blunt at halftime and I wouldn’t care. Buddy booted game winners all postseason.
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@AdamSchefter Schefty after every playoff loss is like, “Hey your team lost and you’re devastated. But guess what, it’s probably gonna get worse.”.
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Joe Burrow on ways Ja’Marr Chase tells him to get him the ball 😂
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You can acknowledge bad officiating while still understanding the several missed opportunities by the Bengals. They are not mutually exclusive ideas.
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I never thought I’d see the day where memes had refs working FOR the Bengals. We made it, folks. The Bengals are here.
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Is Who Dey nation as loud on your TV as they are in person?.
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Oh my God. I didn’t think I could like him more, but I do. This dude just deletes ice cold beers.
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Bengals would have had 12 wins this year.
🚨 NFL RULE CHANGE . In 2025, the #NFL is expected to officially expand replay assist to include facemask fouls missed by officials.
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Joe Burrow didn’t get sacked one time for an entire NFL football game. I’m emotional about it. I’ve prayed for this.
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“Why losing to LSU actually helps Alabama’s College Football Playoff chance.”. - ESPN tomorrow.
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I’m starting to think Burrow went to the Pro Bowl just for opportunities to tell the front office to not fuck up.
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This organization better ask Joe Burrow what he wants this offseason and deliver nothing less than that. Figure. It. The. Fuck. Out. He’s doing everything he can and every time, some other piece of this team fails him.
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Don’t start with the officiating shit lol. It was bad but the Bengals had plenty of opportunities.
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What a colossal fuckup not getting Chase paid before the year. He’s gonna ask for and deserve every bit of $40M a year.
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Yo @AaronRodgers12 I will buy you the finest ayahuasca on the market if you win tomorrow. @cj_wentz if you dabble in any drugs, I will also buy you some.
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Fuck it. Head Coach: Joe Burrow.General Manager: Joe Burrow.Offensive Coordinator: Joe Burrow.
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Never forget that if it weren’t for that helmet, A.J. Green would have beaten the shit out of Jalen Ramsey.
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The best linebacker duo that nobody outside of Ohio talks about. The best kept secret in the league.
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The only reason I had any confidence the Bengals would hold on to win that game is because I did 9 years of watching Andy Dalton with under 2 minutes to play.
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This is my thing. All of these are penalties, except the Wilson play. Only one was called. 3 of these are in the biggest moments of the game. You either let them play for 60 minutes, or you call a tight game for 60 minutes. Don’t switch it up the final 2 minutes.
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Yes, there are concerns. Worry about that shit later. Enjoy this. These wins used to not exist around here.
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@KieranHorneCFB I can’t act like I know it all about it but from what I’ve seen it seems like she just hates on her all the time.
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On this date two years ago, I truly believe the old Bengals died.
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From rumors he can’t grip a water bottle to spiking the shit out of them. The tale of the 2024 Bengals.
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@SharpFootball This is clearly incidental lol. What’s with these dudes hopping on TV talking about asterisks?.
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Job stressing you out? Who cares. Football is coming. Not getting laid? Who cares. Football is coming. Dishes in the sink? Order takeout. Football is coming. Are you fat? You’re gonna get fatter. Football is coming. Football is coming.
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@_MLFootball @JoeyB @The_Ecyclopedia @thebengalorian Urban also got to the league and didn’t know who Aaron Donald was….
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Alright, alternates are allowed once in the playoffs. Dear @Bengals,. We deserve a #WhiteBengal whiteout Sunday Night Football game in Cincinnati. Signed,.Literally All of Us.
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Neither candidate tonight made a single mention of what they’d do to fix the Cincinnati Bengals, so I still remain undecided.
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Reminder: the Bengals play the Titans this week and Ted Karras is not a fan.
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“What makes you think the Bengals still have a chance?”. Me:
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Teams scheme for Ja’Marr Chase because he’s every good. They do the same for Justin Jefferson. Jefferson is still producing at a high level because his play caller schemes him open.
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Burrow goes for 324, 3 touchdowns and no picks and Chris Canty is yelling about how he let his team down. The dude doesn’t even watch the games. He checks a box score and screams bullshit.
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They’re gonna flex Bengals/Cowboys at halftime. Kickoff will be 6am EST on Cartoon Network.
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“When you play the Ravens’ D, sometimes things like that happen.”. A legitimate asshole. Imagine their fans if Logan Wilson said that about Andrews.
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You could feel the weight lift off the shoulders of every Bengals fan in the stadium. Coolest sporting event I’ve ever attended.
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@AZCardinals Flexing a preseason W this hard is wild. Have fun until November when Call of Duty drops and Kyler “forgets” his iPad every night.
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The NFL really plays 12 gambling ads per game then suspends a dude a year for gambling.
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The Bengals would be 5-0 if they had a defense that was even considered slightly below average.
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@Realrclark25 Manning made Super Bowls and beat Roethlisberger. Allen has yet to win a head-to-head with Burrow or advance further than Burrow in the playoffs. Josh Allen is the Phillip Rivers.
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If your idea when a 24 year old man is fighting for his life is to go find tweets from 10 years ago to try and throw dirt on his name, you suck. I mean that disrespectfully. I don’t care what he said, now isn’t the time to be a cancel culture warrior.
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I no longer complain about the cost of items at Paycor Stadium. Go ahead and mark all the food and drinks up. Send that money directly to Joe Burrow’s contract. Here’s $37 for a Dr. Pepper. It’s for the greater good.
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Joe Mixon average 4.6 YPC against that defensive line and there were 4 situations in that game where it was 3rd and 1 or 4th and 1 while Mixon was on the sidelines, healthy and able to play. I’ll never get over it.
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“You’re not gonna let one win convince you the Bengals are winning it all, right?. Me:
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You can’t hurt me. I attended the Bengals Wild Card game against Pittsburgh in 2015.
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This is a public service announcement to @PatMcAfeeShow regarding all the highway talk. #WhoDey
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Officiating will yet again be the biggest story of a huge NFL game. This time a Super Bowl. Regardless of what team you like, it’s a problem for the sport.
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Tickets purchased. I’m going to Buffalo 4 rows from the field.
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So Tyreek Hill’s last target as a Chief was picked off by Vonn Bell.
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We had a prime time playoff game in 2015 and it wasn’t near this. The organization has come so far in the gameday experience. Give Elizabeth Blackburn her flowers.
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Logan Wilson didn’t hold Cooper Kupp.
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Our praise for Zac Taylor needs to be as loud as our criticisms. He makes us scratch our heads at times, but all 53 players on that roster would run through a brick wall for the dude.
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Block me. Unfollow me. Whatever you want. That horse shit 4th down call made it game over.
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Joe Burrow was often blindsided from Jonah Williams playing left tackle.
New on the Jonah Williams trade request: . The #Bengals didn’t communicate with Jonah before they were planning to sign Orlando Brown. He was blindsided. The team didn’t tell him ahead of time they were thinking of moving him to RT, a source close to the situation tells me.
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