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product manager + marketing & event planning. building dope experiences at @renderatl @govtechcon @symposia and more. DM for inquires epi #freehaiti
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For those of you who don’t know, Cuba’s largest export isn’t tabacco or sugar, it’s doctors. Life expectancy in Cuba is greater than life expectancy in the U.S, and they have more doctors per capita than *most* developed nations (three times as many than the U.S).
Watch: Cubans doctors arriving in Italy to help combat the coronavirus in Lombardy where scores have died.
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the lady at on the flight behind me just said: “I’m one glass away from bringing up a bunch of shit from three years ago” to her man. LMAO AYO
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if you’ve been alive for 652 years and you’re still broke I’d be looking at you funny tbh 😭
Why are vampires always wealthy in movies? Like how do they make a living lmao
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It’s kind of hilarious how often drunk girls exchange Instagrams and just never talk again. I met this girl at a bar five years ago and I’ve seen her graduate, get married, have a baby 😂
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laying on a skinny dude chest really is like laying on a porch
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I’m sorry but this fit goes crazy 😭
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this what y’all need to be doing instead of starting alpha male podcasts
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if you’ve ever worked a customer service job of any kind you know that people will really tell you their business unprovoked
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“How did you know I was Haitian?”
- a nigga named Jean-Pierre Louis Baptiste Griot Sainvil.
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Just filled up my tank and I’ve actually decided to put my car in neutral, open the door and use my feet like the flinstones
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Quavo and Saweetie may not see your tweets but your friends in difficult situations will 😬
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I’m sorry I just don’t see how y’all plan to hold politicians accountable without beating anybody up
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I want everyone to divorce themselves from thinking that waking up at a certain time is the cheat code to success. The truly superior life hack is paying attention to when you’re the most productive, maximizing your effort during those hours, getting enough sleep and eating well.
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the “dad off” on the timeline is my favorite thing in a long time 😂
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folks was at the movie theatre for thirty days and thirty nights dashiki’ed DOWN. we’ll never see that again.
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They tryna figure out where these houses came from lmao. “I’m tripping or we used to stay over here?” 😭
They deep like they paying the bills round this mf
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my mom told my brother if he wanted to learn how to cook more traditional dishes he could ask me and homeboy said “I’m not learning from the intern” and this is exactly why it’s on sight when I see him 💀
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dating somebody who wants to turn your entire relationship into “content” seems miserable.
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this is the textbook definition of being a colonizer: bringing religion & disease.
A plane carrying mostly Mormon missionaries brought
#COVID19
to Kiribati — one of the last places without any outbreaks.
Passengers tested positive after arrival on the island nation, which closed borders for 2 years, despite being vaccinated. Cases there are now at least 181.
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this is what a software engineer looks like if y’all were wondering 💅🏽
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A company that’s worth $850 million asked to use some of my content for social media in exchange for “tagging” me, and when I asked for additional compensation they stopped responding. If you’re a Black creator/influencer, stop letting corporations use your stuff for free.
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Not having to cosplay as a Black person because you’re actually Black >>>
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I yawned in the club last night and my homegirl said “don’t piss me off” 😭
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I’m not friends with cheaters, absentee parents or abusers. I don’t care how nice you are to me as a friend if you have questionable morals in other aspects of your life.
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the girl who does my lashes rescheduled my last appointment three days in a row. i forgot my appointment was today and she kept my deposit, said I’d have to pay another deposit, and an additional squeeze in fee for a last minute appointment. never blocked someone so fast 😭
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my mom bought a scratch off and didn’t win so I joked about her losing money and she said: “just like your little crypto” and now I’m finna fight her in the garage bc why would you say that?? lmao
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I had to stop saying that my job is easy, and I had to start saying I’m very good at my job. Language matters, don’t ever downplay yourself.
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that transitionary period where you have to choose between thriving in your new life, or being held back by your old one is scary as fuck.
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brussels sprouts have had a very successful rebrand.
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how is “sieging” a federal building not an act of domestic terrorism? i feel like this is in the syllabus.
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Chet H*nks called his ex-girlfriend a “ghetto black bitch,” verbally and physically abused her for months, threatened to kill her then kill himself & says the n-word. We have to stop giving white folks who love our culture but hate our people a platform because they’re “funny.”
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A bunch of chicks decided that if they straightened their hair and got almond shaped nails they could be mean and classist to other black women who don’t fit their aesthetic and rebrand it as being “luxurious” & I’m not going for it. What is high class about running your mouth?
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being a girl is so fun because this is so wholesome and true lmao
Girls go out one time and run into a handful of acquaintances and be like “my heart is so full”
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there’s no desert in Haiti, btw.
I was kidnapped purely for the color of my skin. I was kidnapped for being a “Blanc”.
Can’t give any more detail till I’m home, but all I will say for now is - Glory be to God. Released between Good Friday & Easter, Christ is King.
When you’re kidnapped in the middle of the…
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I think the sooner you realize most people are:
- not smart
- miserable
- and/or insecure
you stop taking things so personal.
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i hate that we’ve normalized pretending like we don’t care about people once they’re no longer a part of our lives.
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I think people like fake sh*t, whether they acknowledge it or not. Those “morning routine” TikTok’s are a great example. Y’all are not running 10 miles, making tea, reading, saying affirmations, doing yoga & saving children from a burning orphanage before your morning meeting.
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I’m sippin’ wine in a robe, I look too good to be alone 🌸
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I hate traveling with scary folks. “It’s not safe there!” Baby we are Black in America we ain’t safe here either, book the damn flight 😂
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your strong friends watching you tweet “check on your strong friends!” when you haven’t checked on them in months
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waking up everyday and convincing yourself you can do anything is the only way to win in this life. lots of hard work & a little delusion.
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any time I interact with kids I always tell them how cool and fun and interesting they are and that I love their clothes and their hair and the way they think and do things. build up the youth!
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This tweet is extra funny when you remember that Plies is a registered nurse who graduated from the University of South Florida lol.
People Say The NBA Let Magic Play With HIV. U Can’t Contract HIV From Shaking Hands, Hugging, Coughing, & Running Up & Down The Court. COVID U CAN. HIV Is Transmitted Thru 🩸(💉Or Unscreened), Birth & Unprotected Sex. If Players Were Havin Babies, Sex Or Sharing 💉 U Had A Point!
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there’s a level of romance I desire and I simply can no longer pretend to be satisfied with anything else lol.
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nobody:
the men of alpha phi alpha:
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Friendly reminder that immigration -is- a black issue.
Christina Ponthieux, 13, is fighting to maintain Temporary Protected Status for Haitians, like her parents, who could face deportation under Trump. Her parents, both nurses, have lived in the U.S. since 1999. "Terminating TPS would affect all of us, especially kids like me."
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having immigrant parents will humble you. i was talking to my mom about taking risks, & she said “you want to talk about risks?” and proceeded to tell me how she woke up, decided to get on a boat to America, and nearly sank on the way here because their boat took on water.
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Doing a money spread but with your degrees is DIFFERENT. I love black women 😂
I got my 4th degree and was the first women or person of color to graduate from my program. I also walked across the stage with a job offer from the state of Indiana waiting 🤝🏾
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I met a woman today who had been married for 18 years, and what struck me the most about watching her interact with her husband was how enamored he was simply just watching her be herself. They had two, veryyy distinct personalities and you could tell they were just so in love.
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I don’t make unsolicited comments about my friend’s appearances and that’s probably why we’re friends. Hope that helps ❤️
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I was in an abusive relationship for three years. When my mom found out, the first thing she did was tell my ex she would hunt him down every day until the day she died and if she killed him she was beating the charge.
Guess who left me alone 😂
Keke Palmer’s Mom Threatens Darius Jackson With A Bullet In New Explicit Audio: Report
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A lot of men like to claim the reason they can’t get women is because they’re not tall or rich enough but I want us to have the honest conversation that some of you are just losers, and that’s okay!
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lmao I said what I said. Juneteenth is not for Africans, West Indians, Afro-Latinos, none of that. While the diaspora as a whole was affected by slavery/forced migration, that does not make us all descendants of chattel slavery that happened in the U.S.
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Black women are literally perfect. I’m so happy I’m gang.
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Afrobeats and Caribbean music is taking over the club scene because folks actually dance to that type of music. I’m not tryna listen to y’all scream about opps & money you don’t have 😭
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I’m honestly not interested in consuming content about how horribly people were treated by their significant others. And more importantly, I don’t believe that constantly being bombarded with information about people being wronged by friends & partners is good for our psyches.
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It’s always so odd to me that people who call themselves your friend will like, comment, scroll through & watch everything you post, but never text or call. It’s almost like social media has made people feel as though watching your life is the same as actively participating in it
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here go the weekend with this haunted strip club music.
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a lot of the plastic surgery that cis women get is just gender reaffirming surgery in a trench coat but ima mind my business
Getting a BBL to affirm your feminity then talking about “natural born women,” is slightly unserious…idk.
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The Columbian flag was actually designed in Haiti, because that’s where Simon Bolivar was while planning his country’s independence. Bolivar went to several other countries trying to free Latin America from colonial rule/slavery, and Haiti was the only country that helped.
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The mortgage on on a $450,000 house after a 20% downpayment at current interest rates is a $2900. If you’re following the rule of your housing being no more than 1/3 of your income after taxes, you’d need to make $8700/mo or $150,000/yr+
Housing has become so unaffordable that over 75% of homes on the market are too expensive for middle-income buyers, per BI.
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“I made reservations” men are forever in the lead lol.
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I’m not signing up for any more social media apps. If we lose Twitter y’all just have to bump into me at Target.
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for anybody who follows me who has bought a house. what’s one important thing you learned / a piece of advice you’d give to a younger person looking to be a home owner?
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Atlanta tech scene is hilarious because folks will be software engineers by day and club promoters at night 😭
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I used to be so afraid of how people perceived me, my goals and how I carry myself and now I just simply do not give a damn. I refuse to lose any more time worrying about the opinions of people who weren’t trying to get to know me in the first place.
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This is like $5k/mo after taxes by the way. Nothing about this is absurd.
American workers are demanding almost $80,000 a year to take a new job
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a baby car meet up is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen 😭🥺
My best friend’s son’s 2nd birthday is today, so the whole squad brought their kids out & had a baby car meetup before taking them on a ride-out. 🏎️
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me waiting to see if she is indeed brought another glass
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he hit her with the “you’re always doing this” and cut her off 💀💀😭
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I read an article about the “end of the subsidized millennial lifestyle” wherein it discussed the fact that platforms such as Uber, Lyft, DoorDash etc were only cheap due to being subsidized by investors + favorable market conditions, but now those platforms need to turn a profit
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Cuba makes over $10 billion every single year “leasing” doctors & healthcare professionals to foreign nations. Almost every major humanitarian crisis since the Castro regime has involved the participation of doctors from Cuba.
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I’ve noticed these distinct patterns where people will pop back up just to see if they have access to you. No value add just vibes.
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This is a great time to discuss the fact that cash bail disproportionately affect marginalized groups of people. Over 70% of people arrested will sit in jail awaiting their court date because they can’t afford to bail themselves out. Abolish cash bail & abolish prisons.
Young Thug and Gunna bailed out 30 inmates from Fulton County jail this past weekend.
Most inmates were booked on minor offenses but couldn't get out because of bail money. 🔥🔥
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@wsbtv
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I think the idea of Black Americans/descendants of chattel slavery in the US not having to pay taxes for 434 years (the duration of slavery + Jim Crow) as a form of reparations is actually super interesting.
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the cia watching y’all discuss splitting bills 50/50 for the 100th time instead of organizing to uplift the community
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If I see you with a Lenovo Thinkpad I already know you have zero work-life balance.
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Y’all did this with Miami, Tulum, Dubai— the list goes on. Your real issue is that everyone being able to do what you do ruins your ability to create the illusion of wealth and add some mystique to your instagram feed.
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“breakfast food” as a concept is hilarious to me because caribbean folks will eat rice, spaghetti & plantain for breakfast 😭
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Men will fumble you and then stalk you until the day they die.
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if I had to give any advice to my younger self, it would be that potential is a trap. anyone who can’t commit to themselves, can’t commit to you & you’re better off finding someone who values finishing what they start in all aspects of life.
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I’m single, childless and making great money. Galavanting around the globe is exactly what I should be doing.
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promising me something i didn’t ask for & not coming through is never a good look.
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Next year I’m mastering the art of:
- doing it scared
- doing it alone
- doing it when nobody understands why
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People see the fruits of your labor, assume your life is easy and forget you need support just like everybody else. I’m not feeling it.
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@grlswntfunds
lol we still remember each other and it’s quite adorable! it’s just so funny how social media allows you to do that
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being desired means nothing in the absence of respect.
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I flew to Japan just to eat Wagyu from the source. Last week I was in Australia eating kangaroo and fish from the Great Barrier Reef. I order the entire menu because I feel like it, and I go to Michelin star restaurants in my free time. Let’s not discuss what I can “afford” lol.
lol this nigga said eat what you can afford or would normally get on a first date and her ass said “ nah “ 😂😂
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So while we should be commending the Cuban people at this time, it’s worth noting that most of the money being made by the care they provide doesn’t go directly to them, and they are often forced to work under conditions that violate international forced labor laws.
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Doctors serve as a means for Cuba to circumvent political and economic isolation. However, it’s worth noting that plenty of countries use the low cost of Cuban doctors to avoid addressing their [lack of] infrastructure & crisis preparedness.
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building your platform on actively encouraging people to lie during the hiring process is not only disgusting, but giving hiring managers and recruiters ammo to crack down even harder on certain demographics they already feel don’t belong in certain spaces is even worse.
All my girls are finesse queens.💅🏾 Imagine making $65k+ EXTRA in salary all because you put that you have a lil funky degree on your resume and you made that degree in Canva or Adobe.
I’m screaming!!! 💀💀
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all these dudes been lighting up hookah all year but ask them to light a grill & it’s crickets 😭
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I really use Twitter to talk to myself and I’m always surprised when folks start talking back lmaooo
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Black people from across the diaspora decided that what Emmanuel Acho said was so incredibly stupid and uneducated that we have no time to fight amongst ourselves today and we must ban together to cook this nigga instead. Beautiful.
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