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cybersecurity. building dope experiences at @renderatl and it’s #freehaiti forever.
Joined June 2018
For those of y’all who weren’t outside, the media tore Serena to shreds for crip walking at Wimbledon. Her coming back to do a dance that references a culture she’s actually a part of, during a live performance criticizing someone for being a culture vulture is *chef’s kiss.*.
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For those of you who don’t know, Cuba’s largest export isn’t tabacco or sugar, it’s doctors. Life expectancy in Cuba is greater than life expectancy in the U.S, and they have more doctors per capita than *most* developed nations (three times as many than the U.S).
Watch: Cubans doctors arriving in Italy to help combat the coronavirus in Lombardy where scores have died.
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hate to admit it, but the “go to the gym in the morning & enjoy the rest of your day” people were right.
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the lady at on the flight behind me just said: “I’m one glass away from bringing up a bunch of shit from three years ago” to her man. LMAO AYO.
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if you’ve been alive for 652 years and you’re still broke I’d be looking at you funny tbh 😭.
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regardless of how you identify religiously: satan in a children’s movie is insane.
First trailer for ‘DEAR SANTA’, starring Jack Black as Satan. Releasing November 25 on Paramount+
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It’s kind of hilarious how often drunk girls exchange Instagrams and just never talk again. I met this girl at a bar five years ago and I’ve seen her graduate, get married, have a baby 😂.
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women are so cool.
Yaylagul Ramazanova from Azerbaijan competes in archery at the Olympics while being 6 and a half months pregnant
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laying on a skinny dude chest really is like laying on a porch.
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I’m sorry but this fit goes crazy 😭.
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this what y’all need to be doing instead of starting alpha male podcasts.
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at some point we’ll have a conversation about how weird it is to feel the need to sexualize everything. even card games.
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the way men date when they’re ready to settle down is so aggressive lmao.
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If I was so cold they named four moves after me, routinely gave me lower scores so other gymnasts wouldn’t try to keep up and harm themselves in the process, and I managed to annihilate the competition through three different presidencies I wouldn’t shut up either.
Simone Biles having zero humility about her ability is exactly my kinda carrying on.
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every day I realize having strict parents was a blessing.
Yeah I gotta get out the DMV. A KIDS brunch at a club and they're poopin bottles and standing on couches?
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Does anyone else feel like young adults display a distinct lack of professionalism? They don’t know how to dress for interviews, send emails, network, write resumes, or conduct themselves professionally in a lot of ways and I’m wondering where this “gap” is being created.
wearing shorts to an interview is absolutely insane. i’m honestly surprised they offered to reschedule.
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A few years ago I was on a double date in New York with a guy I was seeing, his friend, and his friends girl. I’ll never forget she pulled me to the side at the bar and told me to run like my life depended on it lol. Hope she’s doing okay 😂.
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if you’ve ever worked a customer service job of any kind you know that people will really tell you their business unprovoked.
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ready to have a chat about big tobacco rebranding to target the youth whenever y’all are!.
The new vapes got wallpapers, find my vape & Bluetooth. Like what is going on 😭
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i met a dude a few days ago and as soon as he called my purse my “pocketbook” i said “i know you real cool with yo granny” 😭.
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“How did you know I was Haitian?”.- a nigga named Jean-Pierre Louis Baptiste Griot Sainvil.
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“the love of my life wouldn’t do that” is such a powerful perspective to maintain.
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Nigerians, Haitians and Jamaicans are salivating rn.
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please don’t stop inviting your friends places just because they have kids. community means the baby gotta come to brunch now lol, it is what it is.
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“dressing for your body type” = how broad your shoulders are. how short your torso is. how long your legs are. the ratio between your hips and waist. what you’re trying to accentuate or distract from, all should be accounted for when picking clothes.
Nobody can explain why its *so* important without being ✨fatphobic✨.
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Just filled up my tank and I’ve actually decided to put my car in neutral, open the door and use my feet like the flinstones.
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Quavo and Saweetie may not see your tweets but your friends in difficult situations will 😬.
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I’m sorry I just don’t see how y’all plan to hold politicians accountable without beating anybody up.
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I want everyone to divorce themselves from thinking that waking up at a certain time is the cheat code to success. The truly superior life hack is paying attention to when you’re the most productive, maximizing your effort during those hours, getting enough sleep and eating well.
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having boundaries is so fun, like surprise! im not going for that shit 😂.
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I hate when you start reading a recipe and the first thing they tell you is you need to marinate your protein overnight, for 24 hours or for 2-3 days. I was tryna have this for lunch?
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the “dad off” on the timeline is my favorite thing in a long time 😂.
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folks was at the movie theatre for thirty days and thirty nights dashiki’ed DOWN. we’ll never see that again.
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They tryna figure out where these houses came from lmao. “I’m tripping or we used to stay over here?” 😭.
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my mom told my brother if he wanted to learn how to cook more traditional dishes he could ask me and homeboy said “I’m not learning from the intern” and this is exactly why it’s on sight when I see him 💀.
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dating somebody who wants to turn your entire relationship into “content” seems miserable.
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this is the textbook definition of being a colonizer: bringing religion & disease.
A plane carrying mostly Mormon missionaries brought #COVID19 to Kiribati — one of the last places without any outbreaks. Passengers tested positive after arrival on the island nation, which closed borders for 2 years, despite being vaccinated. Cases there are now at least 181.
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I went shopping with my guy friends a few weeks before my birthday and we tried on a ton of sunglasses. Y’all why did every pair I said I liked just show up at my house as a birthday gift? 😭.
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this is what a software engineer looks like if y’all were wondering 💅🏽
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like did nobody hear about the guy who nearly got sent back to Jamaica and he’s not even Jamaican?.
I’m not necessarily concerned about Black Americans’ citizenship (yet), but I have been consistently baffled by anyone’s confidence that a mass deportation fully enabled ICE will be precise and accurate.
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most of them do not have degrees or careers in high paying fields, brand deals or partnerships, and they’re not selling any products or services. where do you think they’re getting six figures worth of vacations and clothes a year? 😭.
maybe i’m naive but i didn’t realize how many of these IG models are actually escorts.
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I bought a MacBook Air in 2015 for $1000 and I could lead a nation at war off that thing.
It’s awesome how I give Apple $3,000 for a laptop and it’s slick and powerful and fun to use for 2 years, and then all of a sudden it’s a $3,000 paperweight that can’t even open emails. Scumbags.
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A company that’s worth $850 million asked to use some of my content for social media in exchange for “tagging” me, and when I asked for additional compensation they stopped responding. If you’re a Black creator/influencer, stop letting corporations use your stuff for free.
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Not having to cosplay as a Black person because you’re actually Black >>>.
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I yawned in the club last night and my homegirl said “don’t piss me off” 😭.
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your real friends are the people who continue to invite you to things so you know your presence is valued and you are loved. even when you’re busy and you can’t make it. even when you’re sad. even when you’ve said no the last couple times.
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a lot of y’all don’t know this but my minor was gender and womens studies and not only do you need to stop using braiding hair and relaxers, almost every brand that targets black women has higher amounts of hormone and endocrine disrupters that will give you cancer & fibroids.
Y'all I'm on the phone with another scientist right now who is about to publish this data, take the braids with the plastic out RIGHT NOW. TAKE IT OUT. TAKE IT OUT. TAKE IT OUT. DAMN. I will share the research when it comes out.
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I’m not friends with cheaters, absentee parents or abusers. I don’t care how nice you are to me as a friend if you have questionable morals in other aspects of your life.
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the girl who does my lashes rescheduled my last appointment three days in a row. i forgot my appointment was today and she kept my deposit, said I’d have to pay another deposit, and an additional squeeze in fee for a last minute appointment. never blocked someone so fast 😭.
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My freshman year of college someone randomly asked our philosophy professor what advice he’d give us and he said. “Go home. Every time you visit your parents, they’ll be visibly older than the last time. And one day you’ll go, and they won’t be there.”.
Watching your older family members slow down is tough. I understand it’s life but still
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my mom bought a scratch off and didn’t win so I joked about her losing money and she said: “just like your little crypto” and now I’m finna fight her in the garage bc why would you say that?? lmao.
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imagine being sandwiched in a middle seat between someone who just played an entire pickup game and another person who did a peloton class, and didn’t shower. id open the emergency exit.
Why don't airports have gyms?.
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I had to stop saying that my job is easy, and I had to start saying I’m very good at my job. Language matters, don’t ever downplay yourself.
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@nhoodpublicist my grandma had my uncle and his wife shower and feed her, do her hair, put on some nice pajamas, laid down and said “im ready to go now.” and then she was gone 😭.
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that transitionary period where you have to choose between thriving in your new life, or being held back by your old one is scary as fuck.
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brussels sprouts have had a very successful rebrand.
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how is “sieging” a federal building not an act of domestic terrorism? i feel like this is in the syllabus.
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Chet H*nks called his ex-girlfriend a “ghetto black bitch,” verbally and physically abused her for months, threatened to kill her then kill himself & says the n-word. We have to stop giving white folks who love our culture but hate our people a platform because they’re “funny.”.
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A bunch of chicks decided that if they straightened their hair and got almond shaped nails they could be mean and classist to other black women who don’t fit their aesthetic and rebrand it as being “luxurious” & I’m not going for it. What is high class about running your mouth?.
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being a girl is so fun because this is so wholesome and true lmao.
Girls go out one time and run into a handful of acquaintances and be like “my heart is so full”.
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there’s no desert in Haiti, btw.
I was kidnapped purely for the color of my skin. I was kidnapped for being a “Blanc”. Can’t give any more detail till I’m home, but all I will say for now is - Glory be to God. Released between Good Friday & Easter, Christ is King. When you’re kidnapped in the middle of the.
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I completely understand why people think he’s cute and I won’t be elaborating any further lol.
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I think the sooner you realize most people are:.- not smart .- miserable .- and/or insecure . you stop taking things so personal.
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start feeling bad for the server because she’s been to the table three times and y’all haven’t shut up enough to read the menu 😭.
Real yappers love a dinner date.
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jokes aside all the real reasons i like men who go to the gym have nothing to do with the gym itself lol.
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i hate that we’ve normalized pretending like we don’t care about people once they’re no longer a part of our lives.
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I think people like fake sh*t, whether they acknowledge it or not. Those “morning routine” TikTok’s are a great example. Y’all are not running 10 miles, making tea, reading, saying affirmations, doing yoga & saving children from a burning orphanage before your morning meeting.
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I’m sippin’ wine in a robe, I look too good to be alone 🌸
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I hate traveling with scary folks. “It’s not safe there!” Baby we are Black in America we ain’t safe here either, book the damn flight 😂.
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your strong friends watching you tweet “check on your strong friends!” when you haven’t checked on them in months
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waking up everyday and convincing yourself you can do anything is the only way to win in this life. lots of hard work & a little delusion.
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I AM ABOUT TO WALK INTO THE MOST ABUNDANT BALANCED WEALTHY AND SUCCESSFUL PERIOD OF MY LIFE. I NATURALLY ATTRACT GOOD FORTUNE, AND I AM WEALTHY IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE. I GIVE MYSELF PERMISSION TO PROSPER, AND I HAVE THE POWER TO BUILD THE LIFE THAT I DESIRE.
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@blkgirlacid there is none really! we caught a lil vibe & I think she just felt comfortable enough to tell me he had a history of being treacherous as hell lmao.
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any time I interact with kids I always tell them how cool and fun and interesting they are and that I love their clothes and their hair and the way they think and do things. build up the youth!.
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This tweet is extra funny when you remember that Plies is a registered nurse who graduated from the University of South Florida lol.
People Say The NBA Let Magic Play With HIV. U Can’t Contract HIV From Shaking Hands, Hugging, Coughing, & Running Up & Down The Court. COVID U CAN. HIV Is Transmitted Thru 🩸(💉Or Unscreened), Birth & Unprotected Sex. If Players Were Havin Babies, Sex Or Sharing 💉 U Had A Point!.
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so my boyfriend and i downloaded this app called “paired” which sends us a bunch of prompts, questions and quizzes about our relationship every day and it’s .- very cute .- gives us a lot of fun and important things to talk about.
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in college my parents cut me off because they didn’t think i really moved to atl for school & my brother was the only one who supported me. i mentioned i was considering grad school and he said he’d cover the entire cost of my tuition so i didn’t have to deal with that again.
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To everyone who has been making “jokes” about racist tropes the last few days: this is why they aren’t fucking funny.
Some Haitian families are keeping their children home for their safety, and one woman says she had her car vandalized, in the wake of the GOP’s repeated racist anti-Haitian rhetoric
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there’s a level of romance I desire and I simply can no longer pretend to be satisfied with anything else lol.
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the best advice someone has ever given me was to stop taking advice from people you wouldn’t trade places with, because women do this too. all miserable people do this, whether it’s intentional or not.
Lonely men want to keep other men lonely with them. They’ll give the worst advice to happy men, try to get them to cheat and lie, it’s a tale old as time and only the emotionally intelligent men are able to peep before it’s too late.
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nobody: .the men of alpha phi alpha:.
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if there was ever a sign that you married the right man it’s this lol.
Her man is the neighborhood dad. As soon as he gets home from work the neighborhood kids come looking for him.
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Friendly reminder that immigration -is- a black issue.
Christina Ponthieux, 13, is fighting to maintain Temporary Protected Status for Haitians, like her parents, who could face deportation under Trump. Her parents, both nurses, have lived in the U.S. since 1999. "Terminating TPS would affect all of us, especially kids like me."
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this is also why a lot of advice you’ll get from older women will miss the mark; you are living in an entirely new reality that was never (widely) available to them that they don’t have the tools to navigate.
Women being truly Independent is still relatively a new thing socially. Your grandparents can tell you that. And a lot of men haven’t accepted that reality yet.
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having immigrant parents will humble you. i was talking to my mom about taking risks, & she said “you want to talk about risks?” and proceeded to tell me how she woke up, decided to get on a boat to America, and nearly sank on the way here because their boat took on water.
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Doing a money spread but with your degrees is DIFFERENT. I love black women 😂.
I got my 4th degree and was the first women or person of color to graduate from my program. I also walked across the stage with a job offer from the state of Indiana waiting 🤝🏾
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adjusting to someone you thought would be your person, not being your person is something we don’t talk about enough.
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@mymarvelouslife lmao cause there’s no in between with yall. he either doesn’t like you or he’s ring shopping.
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I met a woman today who had been married for 18 years, and what struck me the most about watching her interact with her husband was how enamored he was simply just watching her be herself. They had two, veryyy distinct personalities and you could tell they were just so in love.
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can’t post on LinkedIn that you want a job, can’t interview at different places to find the best fit, can’t negotiate your salary or your offer might get rescinded— it’s almost like y’all use the hiring process to exercise power over other people’s futures, not find candidates.
One thing that took me a while to learn is if you are recruiting someone to your early stage startup and they are also interviewing at huge companies, everyone is better off if you just stop the process.
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I don’t make unsolicited comments about my friend’s appearances and that’s probably why we’re friends. Hope that helps ❤️.
Do ya’ll tell ya friends they getting fat or skinny?.
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I was in an abusive relationship for three years. When my mom found out, the first thing she did was tell my ex she would hunt him down every day until the day she died and if she killed him she was beating the charge. Guess who left me alone 😂.
Keke Palmer’s Mom Threatens Darius Jackson With A Bullet In New Explicit Audio: Report
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A lot of men like to claim the reason they can’t get women is because they’re not tall or rich enough but I want us to have the honest conversation that some of you are just losers, and that’s okay!.
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lmao I said what I said. Juneteenth is not for Africans, West Indians, Afro-Latinos, none of that. While the diaspora as a whole was affected by slavery/forced migration, that does not make us all descendants of chattel slavery that happened in the U.S.
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