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C’est moi.
Le génie du mal.
L’ange déchu.
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@thetexasbird
men should understand that we need non-sexual touching throughout the day in order to want sex at night. Foreplay doesn't just start 30min before intercourse.
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@credenzaclear2
Straight men should stay out of the fashion discourse, it‘s not their metier
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@thetexasbird
just don’t film it and get her help asap
she needs to be separated from baby till she’sbetter
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@foxiesonline
@etheralfem
I disagree. It's just an annoyance doesn't mean I hate the fact that I am female.
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@LariPlisetsky
@manjimagatsu
They are like 22€ tops 😑 Just let me use them the way I like best omg
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@BritMartinez
@LaurenWeberHP
Why are they so worried about women getting off. What is the worst that‘s going to happen?
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@foxiesonline
Why are men allowed at births at all? A lot of them just make it all about themselves
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@TheEcho13
It’s also foreplay but men don’t get that women’s sexuality is like a fire(place) and it’s easier to just never let the flames go out and to just than to reignite it from nothing every time they’d like to be intimate
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I found this obscure channel on YouTube of a German guy calling himself the “Water Sommelier” and all of his content is just on W A T E R and I love him so much he is literally me I can’t
(I want his job or at least an internship)
@MartinRiese
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Me and the bears in the forest sleeping soundly unbothered by men
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Why have we as women stopped slapping men when they misbehave?
They like it.
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@uberlebenohja
was ist das jetzt wieder? hab ich was verpasst? ich mag bob den baumeister hat der was wrongest gemaked?
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But… Rapunzel literally got married with the haircut on the left???
Short hair on women is like a beer belly on a man
It makes them look infinitely worse yet it’s easily fixable
You’re literally nerfing yourself for no reason
All high T men want a b1tch with hair down to her ankles
Give me a Repunzel
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Same exact bear meeting a woman vs a man in the forest
Wild animals seem to be nicer to women and see men as a potential aggressor/threat. Maybe that’s why men can’t understand the bear joke.
The same bear might let us girls cuddle and kiss him but maul a man to death.
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@KILLTOPARTY
@oliveegger
They … married each other? Did they never think to talk about raising their future children?
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Crying in front of your bf is easy (also they seem to be weirdly into it), ugly crying however is another story entirely.
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@lila07215434
I think many can’t bc we were supposed to develop those skills and then they locked us up for 2 years
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Why have we as women stopped pretending to faint when we wanted attention?
Did it work too well?
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@retarded_whore
Yeah i was thinking:
botox forehead and masseters the latter shrinking her jar so she now has a weird face shape compared to her forehead, lip flip with botox too to counteract a gummy smile, probably filler at least in the top lip (maybe also cheeks), nose tip seems swollen
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It‘s like their body knows it has to grow up faster. Tragic really.
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@stoic_sith
@ssphinxe
Oh I always thought he had mommy issues anf he is too slick and slimy for me. So aloof too. I prefer himbo Nathan.
But tbf I also don’t think Chuck is all that physically attractive and the pursing of the lips and the blue steeling just annoy the heck out of me
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@alpharivelino
I‘ve never met an attractive nurse, the nature of the job (shifts) makes it easy to forget about taking care of yourself and screws with your eating habits, they were all at least a bit overweight and always tired looking.
Maybe instead of shamelessly fetishising them we could
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@EdmundSmirk
It also makes us healthier which should be focused on instead of the obesity-promoting by the left and the anorexia-simping by the (online) right
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Can you just order the fries and I’ll just have some? Because I just want like a few
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If you have trouble sleeping, maybe look under your mattress, bc I found this pea under mine just resently and I have been sleeping like a baby ever since.
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@sevignyluvr
The quality of their leather is supposed to be really good, do you like it so far?
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Nigella Lawson is the most attractive woman to ever exist
m o t h e r o f a l l m i l f s
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@CartoonsHateHer
I got you these tulips from the gas station, they were on sale. I know how much you enjoy a bargain so I thought I’d get them for you.
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I once put my hair up with a butterfly claw-clip for work (I worked as a research assistant at my university) and my super woke queer-feminist antifascist co-worker scoffed at me, because it was *childish* and *girlie* and no one would ever take me seriously like that while she
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“I hate sushi.”
“I love sushi.”
You have no conception of the meaning of these words.
The true inflation we should be worrying about is the inflation of language and the depreciation of the mind, soul and spirit that must inevitably follow.
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@honeyNonABG2024
in a way your dating pool shrinks as a woman when you work on yourself, bc you won’t find men who put in less effort than you attractive anymore
it’s the dark side of glowing up
you self-restrict your options
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Henry VIII just wanted his wife to be submissive and breedable … he would have felt right at home on this app!!
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Führe einen Kampf mit Zalando hinsichtlich einer Rücksendung hahahahahahaha, die sollten nicht erlauben, das jemand bei euch bestellen kann, der SchuldR I und II gehört hat.
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If staying in the kitchen keeps women safe… explain this!
Burned myself on a baking sheet bc I was not paying attention bc of my inferior girlie brain.
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Maybe the red-pilled men on here would stop talking about wanting virginial wives, if they were able to make her feel like one every night anew?
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Dear Beloved Friend,
I know this message will come to you as surprised but permit me of my desire to go into business relationship with you.
I am Fräulein the Prinzessin Franziska eldest daughter to the late Emperir of Germany whom was deposited an murdered during the recent
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I am a woman over the age of 25, if you are being mean to me on here that‘s elder abuse
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Have we tried solving the birthing crisis by increasing the stork population?
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This is the male equivalent of women posting the food they have made with some innocent caption
Both slutty and wholesome.
As much as I love to read I think I like moving around even more. Anyhow, I believe digestion of any idea can only be done through physical activity. Ideas must course through your whole body as your blood pumps.
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I’m going through old photos and I really liked the show
@SHO_Dexter
back in the day so I baked this cake for my sixteenth birthday. 🩸🩸🩸
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Wild animals seem to be nicer to women and see men as a potential aggressor/threat. Maybe that’s why men can’t understand the bear joke.
The same bear might let us girls cuddle and kiss him but maul a man to death.
Me and the bears in the forest sleeping soundly unbothered by men
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@smalltown_wife
@ClawYousay
Wait what? He didn’t want to bond with the baby? Witness its first days on earth? The hell.
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Should men get free snacks bc they need more calories if women get free tampons?
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Heidi Klum being discovered on German TV in 1992 (last Heidi posts, promise!!)
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@Antisemiticblog
warum wollen die so krampfhaft daran glauben, dass Kinder in Massen umgebracht werden?
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Trying to get men to take you seriously when you’re a woman is a failed effort.
The most they are capable of is caring for us but they never fully respect us in a way they would a man.
Being taken seriously as a woman is more of a girl-on-girl thing.
Rather aim to bamboozle
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According to the ladies at the front desk at work the bunny cookies make me wifey-material
/)/)
( . .)
( づ🍪
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Do men know that before girls lose their virginity we can see and talk to and pet unicorns?
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She also was very aggressively pro queer/trans so it serves her right that she has a reminder of JKR on her body.
Self-own Julia, self-own.
Also maybe stop dying your poor puppy’s hair pink like your own.
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