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Ok but this is what I look like when I get animated telling my husband about twitter drama and he sits there pretending to be interested saying “no way, babe”
A little glimpse into why Taylor ends up sleeping alone…
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Like I would be SO MAD if my husband was like “you can’t actually consent to me rn go to sleep” mood killer for sure lol
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“My wife isn’t sleeping with me anymore, she is using sex as leverage”
“Have you tried being nice to her? Maybe up the romance a little?”
“I’ll only do that if she sleeps with me”
😂😂😂😂
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This is the part people fail to understand. Sure, men need sex, healthy relationships have sex in them, but women need the emotional connection just as much. Taking your wife to coffee and spending quality time with her or holding her hand while you run errands are no where near
Barring any hormonal problems, it is men emotionally abandoning their partners that causes women to sexually abandon men in return. Sex always has conditions, a woman is allowing you into her body, believing otherwise is a psychopathic fantasy.
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Wow a woman reacting poorly to a man being demanding
Wow a woman wanting to shower her husband in food and love without even being asked because he greets her nicely as he gets home from work
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You better learn to regulate your emotions or you will doom your child the same angry and reactive temperament that you have
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Men are delusional on here thinking they can become 40 and land 25 year olds. I thought my husband being unmarried at TWENTY SEVEN was sus when I met him (he was not sus)
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The boys are acting the way they say girls act over that husband material tweet
“I could never use you for meaningless sex”
“OH SO YOU THINK I’M UGLY???”
literally what you guys sound like rn
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They are called the Olympics for a reason ppl!!! She is an Olympian!
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This is a skill issue. You are undesirable to your wife because of your behavior. It should be incredibly easy to get your wife to sleep with you as long as she has no hormonal imbalances. This is your fault 😊
This happens to so many men. I know a guy going through it right now but he refuses to cheat and instead is always angry with his wife and resents his family. I told him, he’d be a better dad and husband if he just found a release. Even just one offs on business trips would do.
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The last thing you should ever say to your wife who is already struggling with her libido for whatever reason is “you owe it to me” like talk about DRY
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I’m boiling water
Husband walks into the kitchen and says “Smells good!!”
??????
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I would love a women only gym. I’d actually go. Especially if everything was pretty and cute with lots of plants.
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“don’t worry, twitter isnt real life”
no, u do not understand
Anon accounts that tweet incessantly about how much they hate women are real people. It could be that nice guy in the office. The mask is actually “nice guy” & what he says behind his cartoon pfp is who he really is
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I can’t believe this book and movie exist and men still don’t understand women
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This super blonde hair ages a lot of women too, work w your coloring!!!!
This girl asked her audience what age she looked — most guessed 30s and 40s — she’s 22.
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I’m sorry but I think we actually do need to talk about how parents are more reluctant to put their children before themselves nowadays under the guise of mental health
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@oliveegger
"...and he wants her to put the rocking chair in the nursery, but it doesn't match her theme!"
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@thechosenberg
Eh this is totally cute. She probably knows before she even goes out that shes gonna send him flirty pictures anticipating whats gonna happen later 🤷🏻♀️ I would be kinda mad if my husband turned me down because I was drunk, but I guess I never get blackout drunk so idk 😂
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Men will claim that women don’t communicate and then whine about how she never shuts up about her feelings, which one is it ?
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The real reason women in their late 20s early 30s are wary of 40 year old men is because it’s more likely that he got his heart broken once, was too emotionally unintelligent to process it fully, and can now never love another woman completely. He’s unable to “pair bond.” He’s
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Women will literally write out a play by play of what they need from a man to feel safe and secure enough to have a healthy sex life and dorks will be like “YOU’RE MANIPULATING US!!!”
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I’m sorry but a pelvic floor surgeon saying there’s nothing you can do to try and prevent pelvic floor damage during and after pregnancy is literally why I don’t trust doctors anymore esp in a country where medical procedures are basically commercialized hahaha
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A lot of men on here don’t want to acknowledge that they can be just as naggy as women lol
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So insane. They whine about withholding sex as punishment but they will “walk out” when she isn’t doing what he wants. They are literally the things they hate, I give up, we will never get through to them lol
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Like my husband just made me an adrenal cocktail and called me princess when he handed it to me. He knows exactly what he’s doing 😂
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For the poor men who cant read: if you are thinking you can screw around until you’re 35/40 and then settle down w a woman who is much younger than you, be prepared to be disappointed because that is NOT the norm, and many women will find you sus and ran thru.
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The filler and botox ladies on ig are getting butthurt that women were posting videos of what their naturally aging faces look like lol
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My little parenting anecdote that I have experienced over my short 20 months of being a parent is they will literally do things when they are ready and no sooner. Independent sleep, weaning, etc. And we make ourselves miserable by trying to force them to meet specific timelines
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I can’t explain to you the things that the video of the woman screaming at her baby is doing to me. It is one of the worst things I’ve ever seen on here.
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If you are dating a man and you find out he has road rage, u need to break up with him
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Pls tell me again how not allowing sleepovers is helicopter parenting and how my kids will be stunted without them 🙂
Lake Oswego man made smoothies for his daughter’s sleepover. Turns out he laced them with benzodiazepines. Thankfully one of the girls texted her parents to come pick her up at around 2am. As the man would come into the room doing test to ensure they were asleep. However one of
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You guys are going to drive me to the point of writing a think piece on why I stayed with my loser, abusive ex boyfriend for so long and why it had nothing to do with him being attractive considering he was the least attractive man I ever dated, and how common this is LOL
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@ruecambonx
@pearlythingz
There’s nothing to normalize. That’s the whole point. She is so outside of normal that she is an Olympic athlete
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@Kyle32775753
Your attitude towards your partner is meaningful as well. Don’t expect these perks if you’re not cherishing her. Ignore at your peril lol
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Telling women who had children in their thirties that they settled w their husband while championing settling w any semi decent husband option in your early twenties is definitely a take I guess
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I have no tolerance for people who think moms should be on the clock 24/7 and dads should do nothing after an 8 hour work day
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Women don’t have unmedicated labors and births to be better than anyone, they just wanted the benefits of having an unmedicated labor and birth, thats it
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@TaliskeronSkye
Not everyone can look like a demigoddess. It certainly is ideal for an Olympic rugby player lol
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@DonovanDay815
They act like wind up toys. You have to deposit sexual gratification for them to even function as a normal human being in short bursts lol
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Literally BEGGING these idiot clowns to quit being vile and disgusting pigs and understand that just because a woman isn’t a virgin doesn’t mean that she is automatically expected to sleep with a guy she is interested in.
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The thing that worries me the most about that mother sobbing to her toddler about him hitting her is she is clearly trying to make him feel guilt, which isn’t even something he can mentally do yet, and is incredibly manipulative regardless since he doesn’t even have the skills or
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When a man mentions a woman’s selfishness, just know he means she probably tried to fit in a nap and a bath and ran out of time to cater to his every need like she is his mom
When a woman mentions "self care," just know they're about to do the most selfish thing ever. These people have an inflated sense of self-worth and feel slighted. All this means is that they plan to break their normal pattern of selfishness and engage in extreme levels of it.
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We are having the American version of the Kate Middleton debacle rn
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We definitely need to be aware of postpartum mood disorders, but I think “normalizing” them or talking about them as if they are just something that happens sometimes is incredibly dangerous. Something is very wrong when you are screaming at your baby and it shouldn’t be
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I really only say this stuff to give normal, good intentioned men possible insight into women’s heads who also have good intentions. If that isn’t your situation, I hope you guys break up for everyone’s sake lol
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Just saw a post on IG trying to be relatable for not loving her second baby right away and how it took over a year to finally start to even bond w her. She said “I tried so hard to love her” and ultimately couldn’t do it and gave the advice to anyone feeling that way to just
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Hopefully we have learned not to force furniture onto nesting pregnant women
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They talk about societal pressure and blah blah, but would these people have actually enjoyed their children if society was actually more friendly to women and children? Or set up to actually allow families to thrive? And on the other end, weren’t chronically negative about
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I’m only 30 so I’m not legally allowed to give out life advice but I promise you guys that learning patience and curbing frustration drastically improves your happiness levels, I promise you don’t have to get mad about that annoying thing
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How about just don’t cheat on your spouse and then they won’t divorce you over infidelity
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The amount of men who stop by the gas station every day after work for a case or 6 pack, park themselves on the couch to watch sports or play video games is astounding. Or all the women downing a bottle of wine a day, and then going for dollar mimosas at brunch on the weekends.
I do not believe that the top 10% of people have more than 70 drinks a week. 10 drinks a day is an insane level of alcoholism to believe tens-of-millions of people are drinking that much
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When I said regular milk, she patronizingly asked “what is regular milk to you?” Idk the one that is actually milk probably
I find it demoralizing to have to specify “regular milk” at the coffee shop as if the smashed-antinutrient-and-canola-oil sludge counts as “milk”
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No wonder men have so many issues, they are born and we are immediately like “wow this piece of your body that is completely necessary is disgusting and gross looking, lets cut it off while you scream and cant make any decisions for yourself”
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Wait I guess I mean he still was suspicious but I figured out why he was unmarried AND hot with a good job and it wasn’t a personality flaw so
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I’m always torn on things like this because yeah her reaction is icky for sure, but I also think women should be able to enjoy the rings they are hopefully going to wear for the rest of their lives. A lot of men would agree that picking out jewelry is probably not an area they
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“No I didn’t mean it that way”
“YOU DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MY FEELINGS”
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@JustHeatherAnne
So he knew you were having a difficult time with something and instead of being supportive, he distanced himself?
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Ok sure I’ll ream on the toxic girlies now. This girl isn’t mature enough to be in a long term relationship. She is shallow. She most likely had a very emotionally unavailable dad so now any sign of a man being an actual human gives her the ick. It ruins any shot she has at
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I’m not shocked that red pill men have the view of women that they do because their personalities are so awful that they will only attract low self respecting and emotionally unintelligent women because they scare all the healthy ones away
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@Deepthough700
Avoiding women isn’t inherently bad but it does kinda signal some baggage that maybe hasn’t been worked through that now you will have to be prepared deal w when you get into a relationship w them. Could be a bad thing or nothing at all. Hence “suspicious”
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I genuinely don’t understand “take the meds do what the doctor says and shut up” type of people like do they not know about all the medical malpractice deaths per year?
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Red pillers will say “you’re just offended by the truth” when its just them insulting you constantly as if that isn’t extremely antisocial behavior that usually gets you ostracized from healthy groups of people
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Nah I will be raising my son to actually have personal responsibility and to know how intercourse works.
hey Boy Moms, when you’re looking at colleges, are you telling your sons which states might force them to become a father in their freshman year?
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I can’t keep seeing the pic of the sad little boy who dropped his ice cream w the mean dad. It HURTS
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I promise you can be sympathetic to mental issues without it meaning that you are excusing any awful things they do during an episode
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When I was pregnant, I would literally have full blown tears because other people would want to hold my baby. I was irrational, illogical and weird. As soon as I popped him out and had family over, I watched everyone love on him with pride and laughed about how silly I was. Do w
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@AddBowIfGirlXX
Oh no I’m not currently talking about Serena Williams who isn’t the one all over my feed right now currently being ridiculed ☹️☹️☹️☹️
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There are two reasons a woman might not be upfront about her needs:
1. Fear of rejection. She doesn’t feel secure enough with you to be straightforward
2. She was and you just weren’t listening
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Another reminder that I do not fit in with my friend group here is they are trying to plan a drag brunch and I don’t want to drink a bloody mary while men mock me
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I’m not shocked that we live in country with a culture that doesn’t prioritize or respect a healthy post partum period when our mothers refer to themselves as “bodies” lol. We don’t even respect ourselves
two weeks postpartum, I put on dress pants & a fresh, super-sized pad between my legs, leaving my baby to go to an academic job interview. I sat in a department chair’s office, bleeding in a blazer, poised & eloquent. I got the job.
we—postpartum bodies in the US—are exhausted.
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Getting heckled by our friend bc I don’t want to take toddler to an overnight river trip where there will be trot lines and hooks everywhere. “I’ve been coming to this river since I was 6 months old!” Yeah your mom was probably having the time of her life watching the kids and
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@DiffK32
The issue is I think in a lot of cases men just assume that she is bargaining when he has simply made zero effort to turn her on lol
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I actually do not think it’s ~ever~ okay to tell your child to “shut the hell up”
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I don’t play the “adopt don’t shop” game any more. I LOVE my rescues but shelter dogs are better suited for experienced dog owners. A typical family is better off spending money on a well bred (for temperament most importantly) dog and training when they are young.
No one really wants a bad dog which is why shelters are always full
You can’t blame anyone for not wanting to sign up for 15yrs of raising an unpredictable animal with the power to kill them
Just my humble opinion
Stop guilting people for responsibly dog shopping instead of
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