WinnieTheShit
@TheRealLindaK
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Old school lesbian, who doesn't like dick. Stage 4 bloody cancer, but still smiling....mostly because I have brilliant cats.
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@kate_rackham
When my time comes, I can but hope I display the dignity and strength of character you did. Much love and condolences to your family and friends
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@billybragg
Personally I would laugh, I lost my hair and 30 years life expectancy, not my sense of humour.
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@the_tweedy
I picked this picture of Dave, my wonderful Tux. Who despite not quite being one year old, matured over night and helped me raise a litter of Ragdolls. He is my favourite little man ❤🐾🐈
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OK...I've paid for extra words, let's see if I need them.
INDIA WHILLOUGHBY IS A MAN
Not just a man, a talentless, obnoxious, insipid man. He has no wish to support a trans cause beyond himself. He is on record criticising any trans person who doesn't undertake full GRS. He
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Can someone explain to me how voicing support for the women in Iran as they fight to have freedom from Hijab is OK, but to make a comment that you find it disturbing to see a class of young girls forced to wear Hijab makes you a racist bigot?
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Quarterly CT scans results back. No progression, no advancement.
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In my 20s, I had a male work colleague/friend who, despite knowing
I was a lesbian developed a fixation on me. He slept with my mother, would miraculously just happen to drive past me twice when I moved house. I was young and fell for it. It culminated in him full out stalking
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I think I need to do this, but it feels sad at the same time. I have many new friends and follows due my cancer status and my love of animals. I'm am very glad you are here, but you need to know the whole me to know if you continue to follow. I'm a lesbian, with no respect to
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When I die, will someone remind people that my most successful tweet was a badly drawn knob on Billy Braggs forehead.
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I kind of expected this, but anyway...I'm a lesbian; 49 year old with terminal cancer. I will continue to do all I can for women until I die....that might include calling wankers WANKERS
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If you just wanted to pee why do you stop and take pics?
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If you murder a man and kill and mutilate a cat in a blender. I'm not going to respect you even as a human being, let alone your fecking pronouns.
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Thought I would share some good news with you all. Oncologist just called me, I have no measurable disease in my breast! It doesn't mean I'm cured, but it means the treatment has/is certainly working! YIPPIEEEEE
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Hey Women, you know when you get ready for a night out, you've done your hair, put a new dress on perhaps, a little make up if that's your thing. You're just about to leave and you look at yourself in the mirror...do you get an erection? Me neither, weird that.
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@mrfishtopher
He doesnt know how he looks, he just knows how you look at him. I'm so happy he has a new home and someone looked at him with love in their eyes. 🐈❤🐾
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@sleeepysandy
She's epic..one hand still on her flag. But I'd like to know why there is one ninja upside down over the wall?
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My mother brought two drunk men home from the pub and laughed as they tried to break into my bedroom when I was 15. I dont wish her a happy mothers day!
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I've seen several people say this....am I the only one who uses it a lot?
Today we reached one of life’s great milestones; we actually had to buy a new Worcestershire Sauce. An almost once-in-a-lifetime event 🙌
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I’m a 47 year old woman, told today my right breast has a cancerous lump. As a young woman I was often embarrassed by my boobs, they are ample. I am sat crying thinking of the potential surgical proceedings I will go through..BECAUSE I NEED THEM. Don’t do this for a pro noun
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I had a female taxi driver today, she tried to peak me. I swear I nearly climbed into the front seat to hug her.🤣🤣🤣🤣
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CT SCAN SHOWS IM STABLE!
Will have face to face meeting with oncologist next week, perhaps to have more investigation into my hip pain. But for now GOOD NEWS
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If I was JKR just for shits n giggles I would tweet random punctuation marks open a bottle of wine and watch the world lose its mind.
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@Variety
I preferred it when we didn't fixate on the sexuality of fictitious aliens on a children's program.
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@SydneyLWatson
Weird how their wife having a knob is a deal breaker for heterosexual men....bigots!
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@labourlewis
Bring it? It isnt you and whatever praise or criticism you get for this that matters. It's a baby ingesting a untested/researched 'milk' that worries me.
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Ted Bundy escalated from a peeping tom, to the well documented barbaric rape and murder we all know well. I dont understand why public masturbation/voyeurism isnt taken more seriously by the Police, even within their own ranks!
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@madeleinekearns
'Do you know who I am?" Dude you don't even know who you are, how the feck should we?
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About to have quarterly CT for cancer progression check. Please keep everything crossed 🤞
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Onc called with my CT results. I'm still stable with no progression 😀 Thanks for all the positive vibes, prayers, and witchcraft.
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Tweeting good news...my oncologist called yesterday and told me the progress on all my tumors is excellent. He doesn't need to increase the chemo dosage for the last two infusions. I was so excited I fell asleep at 7 and slept all night :)
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Dawn Butler must feel more embarrassed than me today….and I shouted “quick take my headphones I need a poo” whilst not on mute in a teams call.
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Lia Thomas is biologically MALE. Any hormone treatment has not changed that to a point that they can compete fairly with biological women. If this is what gets me banned so be it...I will find my friends in the other side.
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Look what this lovely man did! I'm very moved and very grateful. Give John a follow if you don't already. His art is wonderful
Havent done this for a bit. Im well acquainted with this lady on X and respect her a lot. Sometimes it’s hard to know how to show heartfelt sincerity when you dont know someone quite well enough. But I’d like to send
@TheRealLindaK
some positive energy from my heart. I see you ❤️
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Know what I am doing tomorrow? I'm just going to roll up to a pub and have dinner with 18 like minded women. Not been out since lock down and cancer and I'm silly excited!
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I wasnt going to share this, but I think we could all do with a bit of real life kindness today. I visited a supplier yesterday, and for the plant tour I had to wear safety boots. I've not been able to bend enough to tie shoes since my bone mets. The MD saw my difficulty and
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@jk_rowling
@billybragg
I’ve had a very confusing day, I’m not sure anymore if I’m a lesbian or a man, hopefully Billy will tell me soon.
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@PostOffice
@Aja02537920
@QueerBritain
We live in a time where Stonewall will tell you the word Homosexual is offensive, and the fucking Post Office will tell you Queer is not.
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@sueperkins
@bambigalitzine
@JulesBartkiewic
@vetaynarian
That's the problem with lying. It can be tough to keep track of them.
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Well that wasn't the news I hoped for. My cancer is metastatic and in my hip and spine. A 2 cm lump seen on sono Is infact 10 cm. I'm going g to get very drunk now and shout at idiots.
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@rickygervais
Tried my best Rik, but you kept looking like special needs jesus, so I've gone for a new woman. I would!
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This is not a lesbian.
It's
#LesbianVisibilityWeek
celebrating lesbians & showing solidarity with
#LGBTQIA
+✊🏳🌈🏳⚧
Tonight I am hosting 1st ever
#LVW24
parliamentary reception & Thurs I am leading a debate in chamber on
#LVW
Tag your MP & ask them to show support
@LesbianVisWeek
@DIVAmagazine
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Let me simplify this for you, fuck OFF
This is not how it works.💀
No, there are not lesbians who tuck and have bulges. WTF?
A Lesbian Is always a female who is attracted to females.. full stop.
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Just got back from viewing the apartment in the Lace Market. I LOVE IT! I've already sent my request to the agent. Hopefully, I get accepted. The road is very quiet, no bars or clubs. Lots of light and windows.
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@AprilsFoolish
It's horrible isn't it? Actual women have lost their jobs, been labeled as bigoted Nazis, lost the right to their own single sex spaces....but these evil witches shoved a dildo down their pants to make money from YOU. Karma fella, KARMA
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I just got misgendered in the Chemotherapy daycare waiting room.....look at me literally dying.
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Right....now do it with 4 cats!
Apparently ‘Bed making competition’ is a thing. The way he put that Duvet together was a thing of beauty.
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Just called Macmillan's. Small practicalities, like I can't cut my own toe nails or dress myself when my back is bad. Some days I can hardly walk, other days I'm superhero. What I do know is that it will only get worse. I felt safe knowing I wouldn't have to go to hospice
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In more positive news, I've hit 4 stone loss this morning. 2 more to my target. I think I would have lost more, but because I'm also weight training and high protein, I'm putting on muscle mass. NO, NO cancer, you won't take me easily
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I do a lot of reflecting on my life, and memories come back that I'd long forgotten. My step dad, was a complete arse who beat my mother brutally for 4 years. She finally flipped and set fire to all his clothes in the front room. The house burnt down and she got 18 months in
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Stonewall says the term HOMOSEXUAL is outdated and offensive…think about that for a second. No thank you
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I once had to go to Peterborough to get a same day passport. While waiting I walked about and found the Cathedral. I hadnt realised Catherine of Aragon was buried there. Her grave was covered in pomegranates and messages from a school trip. She was instrumental in the right
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NO PROGRESSION, NO ADVANCEMENT 🍾🍾🍾🍾
MERRY CHRISTMAS WINNIE, RENA AND CATS ❤❤❤
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I didn't mean it, her penis is absolutely stunning and brave!
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2.5 Stone lost this morning. The difference in my pain level is incredible, and I'm angry with myself for not dieting sooner. In a strange way, it's the only part of my narrative now that the cancer doesn't control. If (when) I hit my target by the end of the year, I'm
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“The life I have is hard, but I got to choose it, and the road that brought me here I did not.”
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Got my NHS referral, in big cap letters it says. FEMALES ONLY NO MALE PATIENTS. Well that's a refreshing surprise.
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When I was quite young, still young enough to believe in Santa, I remember my mum crying on Christmas day. We were with my cousins in Glasgow, and my mum was crying because even though my gift pile was much smaller than my cousins, I was so excited by my gifts. I thought she
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The weirdest people I've encountered this year on X, are the ones that obviously check my bio, see I have advanced cancer and say things like..." still gonna be dead tho" I mean, do they think I hadnt realised? And last I checked it's kinda common to not be immortal.
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@jk_rowling
That's lovely! Why did mine say I had to get you a Twix and a red bull by lunch, or you would shave my cat?
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1 micro second...that's all it took for me to look away to put the baking foil back in the draw....and THIS
BLOODY DAVE
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Might have missed tweeting my opinion, not that it matters. But I think Laurence Fox is a shitehawk, and the woman who belittled male suicide stats was vile for what she said. Am I allowed to hold both these opinions?
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Oncologist said it is highly unlikely that the pain in my hip is a new lesion, but has put in a request for MRI. My heart function is still really good (my treatment causes heart and lung issues). He did the "get out of here lady, you're fine" with a smile. Some women have
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I had little option but discuss my cancer diagnosis and then advanced cancer diagnosis. I tried to keep it from my long-term alcoholic father, who found out anyway and went on the final bender. I'm glad I didn't have children, young children, to tell. Anyone who saw what
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I've got advanced cancer, not bloody worms. Stop with the shite medical advice!
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Yep, mine did this too
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BRILLIANT! I've always wanted to play piano
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Do you think I have enough pillows? It is my favorite place these days. I can position myself to have almost zero pain. I know it won't always be so, so I'm enjoying it while I can.
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It alarms me that people think organisations splashing rainbows all over their stores and websites actually give a damn. This is not some altruistic gesture, they are profiteering from your life. It alarms me even more that the younger generation need and seek this constant
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@plasticmartyr
Do you have to hitch that skirt right up, or do you just sort of pop it over the waist band?
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At urgent care, 3 hour wait. In positive news I got a text to say my PIP claim is finally approved.
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When I was an adolescent, of course I thought I knew best, thought those older than 30 had old fashion ideas and norms. But I never disrespected. I could never even had contemplated punching a 73 year old woman in the face, because she held a different view to me. I may just
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Day of visibility means you'll shut up tomorrow? Right? RIGHT?
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@jk_rowling
I find it incredible that as a lesbian I can count more on you to represent me thank Nancy Kelley. But here we are and I'm thankful you do.
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On my way to 🇨🇿 they ran to the bed room window to watch me leave 🥹🥹🥹
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@jk_rowling
this is a long shot, but I have to try. I’m not a person to cry ‘I have an incurable cancer, please send me money’ but I would like your help with one thing. I work in automotive textiles, and asked my team to develop at least a sample in suffragette colours in
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Well, my night was quite interesting, and not just the election. For the first time, I had to call the cancer emergency number. Quite out of nowhere in the late evening, I developed very severe cystitis symptoms, including blood in my urine. As I had my phesgo injection on
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OK,I trust this will strips my follows, but I couldn't give a fuck. I will not be forced into a bunch of bullshit about 'what type of feminist am i" I honestly couldn't give a fuck who or what you think I am. Couldn't give a fuck about your cliché, and rad/neo feminism. I've
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