I read about these guys. They HATE each other. Haven't spoken outside of the game in 7 years. There's a blood feud between their families. But their chemistry with a frisbee is too good to break up
Dillon Danis is blowing his fight promotion load way too early. I was interested until I learned the fight was in October. You can't expect me to care about this for 2 more months
"She's healthy, I've got the money, let's move her."
Billionaire philanthropist and Indianapolis Colts Owner Jim Irsay is backing a $20 million plan to release Tokitae the orca from her enclosure in Miami and release her in a bay near Seattle.
#Jets
QB Zach Wilson is determined to win over the respect of his teammates.
Today he bought ice cream for every single player and coach in the building.
Class Act.
WOW: 4-Star quarterback Austin Simmons is skipping his Junior and Senior years of High School thanks to his 5.34 GPA through homeschooling and joining the Ole Miss Football Team at 17 years old, per
@barstoolsports
.
🤯🤯🤯
Effective Immediately I, Steven Cheah, am resigning as VP of Football Operations at Barstool Sports. I have decided to do this instead of facing a scrutinous 3rd party investigation into my failures in this role.
I am now just a regular employee at Barstool Sports.
Girlfriend: Can we go to brunch today?
Hat Guy: Sorry babe I have work
Girlfriend: Your job is fucking stupid
Hat Guy: Brunch is fucking stupid
Girlfriend: I hope you drop all your hats
Hat Guy:
Hypothetically speaking if you had a girlfriend who managed to get $600 floor seats to Taylor Swift this weekend (5th row), and could sell them now for $20k… what would you do?
Wife: “Rough day at work dear?”
Record Label Exec: “Yeah.. a new artist came into the office last week. He plays us 4 of the worst Mambo’s I’ve ever heard, so we kicked him out”
Wife: “Then what?”
Record Label Exec: “You won’t believe what I heard on the radio today..”
I just realized I ordered my dinner to the office and honestly might cry. If anyone is there and wants some pork and rice and empanadas it just got left at the door.
Turning 25 is lame. Half your ur boys are getting married, the other half already have kids, and I’m out here just tryna have fun. When does having fun become socially unacceptable? 25? 26? Do I need to start a family soon?
Gonna start doing at least 1 blog a week where I take random topics, put them on a wheel, then spin for what I write about.
Please reply with topics.
Did this in the office already. Blog will be up as soon as I get access to the site (video cred: me)
People are mad about a 6u baseball player being intentionally walked, but the real story is that a 6u baseball team has a website with live play-by-play updates of the game
I’ve been working at Barstool for less than a year and I’m afraid I’ve run out of ideas. 11 months of content was all I had in me. It’s been a great run 🤝
After 9, arguably 10, years in the NFL - I am officially retiring
I truly can’t put into words how grateful I am for this game and the people who have been on this journey with me
Thank you all so much ❤️
See you in Canton, OH
These remain the worst purchase I’ve ever made. Won $600 on a craps table in Vegas. Said fuck it let’s get some Gucci Slides. Could not be a worse product
I remember being down 4 goals going into the 3rd period of my last ever HS hockey game. Our coach said “break the game down into 3 minute segments. We just need 1 goal per segment.”
We scored 0 goals, but the USA needs to use that strategy
What a massive W for Ricardo. Escaped a slaughterhouse, made national news, got taken to an animal sanctuary to live happily ever after. That could be a Disney movie
UPDATE: SOUND UP. New Jersey runaway train track bull, ‘Ricardo’ saved from slaughter house. He has new permanent home at Skylands Animal Sanctuary, where he will have 232 acres to graze and roam. Here he is walking up from tranquilizer.
𝗣𝗜𝗖𝗞 𝗜𝗦 𝗜𝗡: With pick 83 overall in the 2023 NFL Draft, the
#Broncos
are selecting CB Riley Moss.
The Broncos traded a 2024 3rd round pick and pick 108 to the
#Seahawks
to move up.
Somali Athlete, Nasra Ali Bashir makes the news for her terrible performance in a 100m race at the World University Games in China.
Somalia's Sports Minister, Mohamed Barre has ordered an investigation into her background.
Good morning
@johnrich
. Beautiful sunflower. We grew some too.
This is your formal invitation to come to
@barstoolsports
HQ in New York.
I work there now. I would like to interview you poorly.
Thought I'd start off this week with some sunshine:) I started growing these from seeds in March, now they're big and beautiful! If you spend the time, put in the work and care about the outcome, great things will happen:) Stay strong America! Brighter days ahead🇺🇸