Jimi Villan
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The artist sometimes known as The Urbane Explorer...🕴🏚 - 'Out of place, like a gem on a coalface'
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Aston Villa 💜💙
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Just a reminder, Man City are only in the league because we invented it.
Sit. Down. 🤫
Just a reminder to Villa fans, the reason you’re still in the PL is because someone forgot to turn on the GL technology. Humble yourselves cus you’re not all that.
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@robwhyyy
@PoliticsJOE_UK
Hope you don't mind, but I'm going to streamload that meme and share it elsewhere on the webnet.
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@GaryLineker
"Messi almost single-handedly won the Copa America for Argentina"
Actually, this guy did...
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Remember when we won four games in a row last season, and yet somehow we didn't go on to win the league at an absolute canter?
Well similarly, losing five in a row this season doesn't mean we're going down.
So let's just chill out a bit, eh?
#UTV
#AVFC
#KeepTheFaith
💪🦁
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@Spencer938
I love how she confidently suggests he knows what an encyclopedia is...and then gradually realises...he doesn't... 🤣 My captain!
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@adamthomasjohn1
@simonharris_mbd
No.
Football is football.
People are people.
Winning is winning.
Hope this helps.
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@Joe43212525
@IamSdiv
@ladbible
Yeah, simple. It's free too. And there are absolutely no complications either. You just click your fingers and you're magically in another country. It's my favourite thing about life, that.
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@Jimmy2times19
@Arron2Smith
Who is the head of Antifa? You talk like it's an organisation.
Can you give me details of the HR department?
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@davenelson79
Well, this isn't something I expected to see in my feed. 😔 Absolutely heartbreaking.
I don't know you, but that doesn't matter. I wish you all your best in your continued fight, mate. You haven't lost this, and cancer certainly hasn't won. Not at all. Keep going.
#ALAW
👊
#MOT
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@sulie97761
@AVFTS1
Big boy trophies like this one?
Sorry, my bad. You won't actually know what that trophy is. It's the European Cup. 👍
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@stormbringerart
@AdornedHuman
@der_Casi
@michaelmezz
You certainly aren't if you think people should go to jail for petty "crimes" like that.
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@fesshole
I piss in private at home, and I piss in private when I'm out.
Urinals will be the first thing to go when I establish my Reich.
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@TheProgBus
@Scroobiuspipyo
@kuntandthegang
No. It's aimed at the Tories because they are the people responsible for the disgraceful state of the country.
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@FreddieBailey96
I wonder if she'll get the same amount of abuse as Diane Abbott does? Hmm... 🤔
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@1874dan
Win the Conference League AND finish top 4.
And by top 4, I mean top 2.
And by top 2, I mean 1st. 😉
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@TheHRHBlog
"all they've done is bought the club and bought enough quality to keep us in the Premier League"
Sorry, what more do you actually want? 🤣🤦♂️ You're Wolves, ffs. You should be absolutely over the moon you're even in the top flight. Honestly.
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@Komps4
@BetVictor
Bailey on the left, Buendia on the right, Grealish in his preferred role in the middle.
There's your penny. Pick it up and fuck off.
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@JDxvisxn_02
@_JackAvfc
Financially, that playoff game is worth more than the CL final. Football is ruled by money now, so... 🤷♂️
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@CFCAaron___
I've said it to others and I'll say it to you:
We will happily give back the point we got from that game. It's only fair.
But we'll have the point we should've had from Palace away. We scored a perfectly legit goal and it was chalked off.
We finish on the same points. Cheers!
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@the_sgt58
@SkySportsNews
Tell us you're an Arsenal fan without telling us you're an Arsenal fan.
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@BernardKeavy
No thank you. We've more than moved on from him. Actually glad he's not our problem anymore.
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@euanavfc
It was the rivalry-that-never-was tbh. And the European Super League stuff killed it dead.
Leeds are sound. Another challenger to the imaginary six. 👌😎
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@gbrooksmith
@LozzaFox
Nice one. They'll definitely hate those texts they haven't received!
You're so edgy and cool.
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@brumforward
@_The72
What's this? A Small Heath fan talking about Villa's history. Whilst accusing Villa fans of going on about it?
Imagine my shock!
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@OfficialWilllF
@BCFC
Don't associate with that lot, Will.
You're not a sex offender. You won't fit in.
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@GraceOnFootball
Absolutely fine with it. I mean, I've even heard rumours he's actually a Liverpool fan... 😱
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@adilray
So much respect for Harry and Meghan. Heard it said too many times that "royals" can't help what they're born into.
Yes they can. And these guys have. Fair play! 👌
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@gurkhadan
@now_arsenaI
Our game plan is building a squad to get into Europe and win trophies.
Hope this helps clear that up. 👍
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@Channel4News
What's really crazy is that when the choice was indeed Boris Johnson or Jeremy Corbyn...the electorate went with Boris Johnson. 🤦♂️
Education in this country needs to improve on a massive scale. Clearly.
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@afc_king_candy
@HarryAVFC_
@alishaavfc
And what did that get you? Europe? Nope. A trophy? Nope.
So you ended the season the same as us. Only worse off because we're filthy rich, on the up, signing who the fuck we want, and leaving you in the dust.
Ouch.
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@ITKAstonVilla
It was fine, though. Once they got into the dressing room, they all kissed and started tugging each other off aggressively. And at the end, Dean Smith cheered.
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@AVFCOfficial
@emimartinezz1
Best keeper in the league. Best keeper in the world. There is no debate here.
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@rpMAIDH
@PoliticsForAlI
You've never done a single bit of proper research in your life.
You just have internet access.
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@Nakamba_11
You haven't let a single person down whatsoever. Played well and had the bottle to take a pen. Keep at it. 💪🦁
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@sholou23
Your project? The one seeing you heading full speed into the Championship? That project?
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@ukokospeaks
@CallumMCFCDonk
@SkySportsNews
Yeah, imagine having quality players as part of a competitive squad. We are so stupid! 🙄
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@MartynWilson8
@oilysailor
@M83JB
No. They've never ever conceded a goal. They've won every World Cup there has ever been and they've even won the Premier League and Champions League.
I live in North Korea, btw. It's great here.
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@PoorEPLreferees
Took the man, then the ball. That's a foul. And a foul inside the box results in a penalty kick.
Happy to help you understand the basics of football. 👍
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@DollyGreyCloud
@bettytasticss
@StPancrasInt
@Baroness_Nichol
@jfoster2019
@SexMattersOrg
@metpoliceuk
Queueing is a lewd act?
What a snowflake.
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@Kain_711
@AVFCOfficial
@CazooUK
@mattycash622
Or, back in the real world, because he was literally injured last week and is fully fit this week.
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@rouge_naomi
@john_sleet
@LBC
@mrjamesob
They're the same thing to these people. I mean, literally. I've actually had several of them tell me that fascism and communism are exactly the same things. Without irony.
I did laugh.
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@DillyTante
@FPL_Shola
@daviddotrobbo
@GaryLineker
Yeah, all of those can be joked about.
Try again.
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@1874noah
@KingsyAVFC
Or, back in the real world, because of a virus that can literally lead to severe heart problems.
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@Matthew_Wright
@ShobnaGulati
@TheKaouther
@asifkapadia
Nah. We heard what you said and we know what you meant.
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