Jimi Villan
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Blocked by most of Villa Twitter π€£π 'Listen closely, I'm not gonna shout; I've tried being humble, it's just not working out...' #avfc #memes #shitposting
Joined March 2021
Does this week in, week out. He's the best CB in the league, by some considerable distance, and you won't ever convince me otherwise. πͺπ¦ #avfc.
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He's not kidding. That is a serious attempt at assault. Unpunished! . Duran is banned for THREE games for FALLING OVER. π. Make it make sense. Honestly.
Iβm not biased in the slightest but thatβs a 2 year ban for me. Possibly 3.
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Just a reminder, Man City are only in the league because we invented it. Sit. Down. π€«.
Just a reminder to Villa fans, the reason youβre still in the PL is because someone forgot to turn on the GL technology. Humble yourselves cus youβre not all that.
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@robwhyyy @PoliticsJOE_UK Hope you don't mind, but I'm going to streamload that meme and share it elsewhere on the webnet.
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@FplStavLasso @PaulMerse Have you always been a complete cunt, or is it a recent development?.
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@GaryLineker "Messi almost single-handedly won the Copa America for Argentina". Actually, this guy did.
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@I_amMukhtar Tommy Robinson thinks Nigel Farage is a cunt. Nigel Farage thinks Tommy Robinson is a cunt. When will they realise. ? π.
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Remember when we won four games in a row last season, and yet somehow we didn't go on to win the league at an absolute canter?. Well similarly, losing five in a row this season doesn't mean we're going down. So let's just chill out a bit, eh? .#UTV #AVFC #KeepTheFaith πͺπ¦.
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#AVFC have won six of their past seven league matches, keeping four clean sheets β as many as in their previous 33 top-flight fixtures.
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@Spencer938 I love how she confidently suggests he knows what an encyclopedia is. and then gradually realises. he doesn't. π€£ My captain!.
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@adamthomasjohn1 @simonharris_mbd No. Football is football. People are people. Winning is winning. Hope this helps.
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@Joe43212525 @IamSdiv @ladbible Yeah, simple. It's free too. And there are absolutely no complications either. You just click your fingers and you're magically in another country. It's my favourite thing about life, that.
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@racingblogger My favourite bit was when you thought you'd won it. π€. You're not allowed to score goals with your hands, pal.
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@davenelson79 Well, this isn't something I expected to see in my feed. π Absolutely heartbreaking. I don't know you, but that doesn't matter. I wish you all your best in your continued fight, mate. You haven't lost this, and cancer certainly hasn't won. Not at all. Keep going. #ALAWπ #MOT.
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@Jimmy2times19 @Arron2Smith Who is the head of Antifa? You talk like it's an organisation. Can you give me details of the HR department?.
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@sulie97761 @AVFTS1 Big boy trophies like this one? . Sorry, my bad. You won't actually know what that trophy is. It's the European Cup. π
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@stormbringerart @AdornedHuman @der_Casi @michaelmezz You certainly aren't if you think people should go to jail for petty "crimes" like that.
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@BluesFocus It is for us, though. In Europe's elite competition. The one you will never, ever be in. Shush.
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@fesshole I piss in private at home, and I piss in private when I'm out. Urinals will be the first thing to go when I establish my Reich.
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@TheProgBus @Scroobiuspipyo @kuntandthegang No. It's aimed at the Tories because they are the people responsible for the disgraceful state of the country.
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@FreddieBailey96 I wonder if she'll get the same amount of abuse as Diane Abbott does? Hmm. π€.
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@FreddyQuinne Yeah, but they're all good players and Hojlund isn't. Hope this helps. π€£π.
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@Clayton65608063 @footballontnt Oh, sorry. Should we refuse to play the games we've been given then?. Get fucked.
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An utter disgrace of a decision. The more you watch, the clearer it is that he slips over. Disgusting. Ruined the match.
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@1874dan Win the Conference League AND finish top 4. And by top 4, I mean top 2. And by top 2, I mean 1st. π.
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@Komps4 @BetVictor Bailey on the left, Buendia on the right, Grealish in his preferred role in the middle. There's your penny. Pick it up and fuck off.
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@TheHRHBlog "all they've done is bought the club and bought enough quality to keep us in the Premier League". Sorry, what more do you actually want? π€£π€¦ββοΈ You're Wolves, ffs. You should be absolutely over the moon you're even in the top flight. Honestly.
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@JDxvisxn_02 @_JackAvfc Financially, that playoff game is worth more than the CL final. Football is ruled by money now, so. π€·ββοΈ.
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@CFCAaron___ I've said it to others and I'll say it to you:. We will happily give back the point we got from that game. It's only fair. But we'll have the point we should've had from Palace away. We scored a perfectly legit goal and it was chalked off. We finish on the same points. Cheers!.
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@the_sgt58 @SkySportsNews Tell us you're an Arsenal fan without telling us you're an Arsenal fan.
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@BernardKeavy No thank you. We've more than moved on from him. Actually glad he's not our problem anymore.
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@euanavfc It was the rivalry-that-never-was tbh. And the European Super League stuff killed it dead. Leeds are sound. Another challenger to the imaginary six. ππ.
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@MrR1g4t @ChampionsLeague You needn't concern yourself with what's happening with the Champions League, sunshine. Not now, not ever.
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@brumforward @_The72 What's this? A Small Heath fan talking about Villa's history. Whilst accusing Villa fans of going on about it? . Imagine my shock!.
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@OfficialWilllF @BCFC Don't associate with that lot, Will. You're not a sex offender. You won't fit in.
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@GraceOnFootball Absolutely fine with it. I mean, I've even heard rumours he's actually a Liverpool fan. π±.
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@LetsStopC9 Braverman and Fox on the same flight? Christ, I've never craved Al-Qaeda so badly. Can someone let them know about the return trip?!.
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@gbrooksmith @LozzaFox Nice one. They'll definitely hate those texts they haven't received! . You're so edgy and cool.
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@adilray So much respect for Harry and Meghan. Heard it said too many times that "royals" can't help what they're born into. Yes they can. And these guys have. Fair play! π.
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@gurkhadan @now_arsenaI Our game plan is building a squad to get into Europe and win trophies. Hope this helps clear that up. π.
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Remember, if you vote for this guy and his party, you're a massive fucking cunt. π #FarageRiots.
Nigel Farage is the son of a stock broker. He went to Dulwich College, a private school. He worked trading commodities, then banking until the early 2000βs. He was a Conservative from his early school days until 1992. He prefers wine to beer, and mainly drinks beer for the
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@JulieChamb89691 @0Calamity @Leviathan9967 @TheNorfolkLion @Tesco There isn't a fucking point in the first place.
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@JB___AFC @SkySportsPL Oh look, a clueless Arsenal fan. How unusual. π± . Enjoy your decline.
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@afc_king_candy @HarryAVFC_ @alishaavfc And what did that get you? Europe? Nope. A trophy? Nope. So you ended the season the same as us. Only worse off because we're filthy rich, on the up, signing who the fuck we want, and leaving you in the dust. Ouch.
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@ITKAstonVilla It was fine, though. Once they got into the dressing room, they all kissed and started tugging each other off aggressively. And at the end, Dean Smith cheered.
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@Channel4News What's really crazy is that when the choice was indeed Boris Johnson or Jeremy Corbyn. the electorate went with Boris Johnson. π€¦ββοΈ. Education in this country needs to improve on a massive scale. Clearly.
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@rpMAIDH @PoliticsForAlI You've never done a single bit of proper research in your life. You just have internet access.
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@Nakamba_11 You haven't let a single person down whatsoever. Played well and had the bottle to take a pen. Keep at it. πͺπ¦.
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