Ronan Murphy
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🖊 Head of Social & Football Journalist for @transfersdotcom . 📺 Bundesliga & European Football Pundit for @SonySportsNetwk . Predictions for @oddspedia DMs open
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Bundesliga Under-23 Players to Watch for the 2023-24 Season!
Rules: One player per club, must be 23 or under to qualify, and must be valued at less than €23m on
@Transfersdotcom
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She’s a 10 but Pep is trying to play her as a false 9.
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Make this the 116th charge.
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Liverpool got robbed signing Darwin Nunez.
Bought a 22-year-old and without even playing a game for the club, they're now stuck with a 23-year-old.
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Whoever called Darwin Nunez “Juandy Carroll” deserves a raise.
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Remember when Bayern Munich sacked Julian Nagelsmann cause they were worried he wouldn’t win the treble despite still being in all competitions at the time?
Yeah, that was nice.
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The average number of viewers for a Premier League game on BT Sport is 400k. Dortmund vs Schalke got 500k, with a peak of 652k. But yeah, that wouldn’t get clicks, would it?
EXCLUSIVE: BT Sport suffer disappointing Bundesliga viewing figures - beaten by Midsomer Murders |
@johncrossmirror
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Can you not sign both?
Or is that one Tchouameni?
Jude Bellingham or Aurelien Tchouameni - who would you rather this summer?
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Never quote Sofascore or WhoScored ratings at me again, tnx
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Marv when he gets hit with another of Kevin’s bricks:
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Cause you haven't a clue about football, that's why.
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Greta Thunberg if she had her way:
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The Super League had 0 games, but is already the most entertaining football competition ever.
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OFFICIAL: The EU has released the UK on a free transfer.
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The Croatia jersey is impossible to get wrong.
Nike: Hold my sewing machine…
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Sorry
@VirgilvDijk
. I might have been wrong about this one. Turns out you were indeed worth the money in the end. Won’t happen again. My mistake.
Virgil van Dijk is extremely overrated. Fee is astronomical at £75m. Could have got a Lewis Dunk for 1/10th of the price to probably do a similar job.
#LFC
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The DFL and DFB are considering ending the Bundesliga season after this weekend, according to the Express. No trophy would be awarded and no relegation would take place. Instead, the Bundesliga would be expanded to 22 teams for 2020-21 with the top four teams from the second tier
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An absolute fairytale of a semi-final.
RB Leipzig only founded in 2009.
Rangers founded in 2012.
Now both are in the last four in Europe
🔴⚪️ Adams, Kolstermann, Szoboszlai and Halstenberg all start for Leipzig.
🔵 Two changes from the Rangers side that beat Braga; Kamara and Wright come in for Ramsey and Roofe.
#UEL
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Looking forward to Lewandowski getting the new France Football award after they’ve robbed him of the
#ballondor
for the second year running.
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These Puma kits are the horrific gift that keeps on giving:
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That was the problem with Twitter in the 140-character era. The other 42 defenders in that list got cut off.
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Like winning trophies?
Call me bias, but Lewandowski just isn’t doing the things that Harry Kane is doing on a football pitch.
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Ronaldo: I gave the worst speech of the week
Infantino: Hold my beer, but only inside a FIFA suite and not in the rest of the stadium
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Thiago had three assists in total as Bayern won the treble last season.
Judging him on assists would be like judging how many times Lewis Hamilton used his indicators during a Grand Prix.
Telling stat illustrating Thiago's impact (or lack of) since signing for Liverpool in this piece by
@_ChrisBascombe
He has made 1,320 Premier League passes & no assists.
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Here we go confirmed.
BREAKING: Church of England bishop, the Bishop of Ebbsfleet, has resigned and quit the CofE to join the Roman Catholic church:
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Credit to Ronaldo.
He's made Piers Morgan not look the biggest prick in a room.
That takes some doing.
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Never a penalty. Everyone knows that's Boateng's natural position ever since that Messi goal.
#BVBFCB
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BREAKING NEWS
Gareth Southgate only learned today that Sancho’s first name is not actually Jason: “It’s funny, I’ve been calling him Jason all along. I was like ‘Jason, you sit in the stands,’ ‘no need to warm up, Jason,’ things like that. He never complained.”
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Endo is literally the exact same player he was in the Bundesliga.
Fella was playing for Stuttgart at 30. No one had heard of him. Klopp brings him in and coaches him into a monster within 6 months. Sums up Klopp’s legacy at Liverpool
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Schalke have confirmed they are leaving the Bundesliga.
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Red Bull Salzburg striker Patson Daka, to the Kronen Zeitung: "I will go to England and move to Leicester City. I had a great time here, Salzburg has become my second home. I will always be happy to come back here, but the Premier League has always been my big dream."
#LCFC
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🇫🇷 Karim Benzema has never scored 25 goals in a single league season
🇵🇱 Robert Lewandowski has scored 25 or more league goals in 5 of the last 6 seasons
🇫🇷 Karim Benzema has 7 assists in 6 games this season.
🇵🇱 Robert Lewandowski has never had more than 7 assists in a season in his Bayern Munich career.
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Toni Rudiger earning more penalties than new contracts.
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Borussia Dortmund might not be good enough to get top four in the Bundesliga, but they’re in the top four in Europe 🙃
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Better take back those awards he won alongside Neymar and Suarez then.
Lewandowski rides on the back of a super Bayern Team. Barca and Argentina teams ride on the back of Messi. Big difference.
🐐Messi is the only deserving winner.
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🚨 BREAKING: The Ballon d'Or will not be awarded in 2020, due to the disruption caused by the coronavirus ❌
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Borussia Dortmund would be prepared to sell Julian Brandt to Arsenal for €25m, according to
@ChrisWheatley_
#AFC
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Darwin Nunez is extremely overrated. Fee is astronomical at €85m. Could have got a Troy Parrott for 1/10th of the price to probably do a similar job.
#LFC
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When you flush just a little too hard...
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Jadon Sancho, Axel Witsel, Manuel Akanji, Mahmoud Dahoud, Giovanni Reyna, Jude Bellingham, Raphael Guerreiro, and Erling Haaland could all end up leaving Borussia Dortmund if they fail to make the Champions League, according to WAZ.
#BVB
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Arsenal and Real Madrid are both interested in Bayern Munich winger Serge Gnabry, according to Sky Germany.
#AFC
#RealMadrid
#FCBayern
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Man Utd hoping to sign Paulo Dybala and Jadon Sancho this summer.
They’ll probably end up with Callum Wilson and Ryan Sessegnon.
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Lewandowski second.
France Football, more like
#FarceFootball
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My wife has started to watch Bridgerton.
Or 'Ride & Prejudice' as I've chosen to call it.
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In case you didn't see the RB Leipzig goals on Sky Sports, because, well, you didn't...
Here they are, including Dominik Szoboszlai's brilliant double:
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Deserved. Should have two Ballons d’Or too.
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"५" is 5 in Hindi 😂
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France Football: No Ballon d’Or will be awarded in 2020
Robert Lewandowski:
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bayern Munich eight
Barcelona two
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Xabi Alonso will be the next Borussia Mönchengladbach head coach, according to Bild. His Real Sociedad contract expires this summer.
#BMG
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If you had told me 30 years ago that Man City would be the world’s richest team, I’d have said that’s trippy.
But Newcastle?
That’s Trippier.
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Sane is rumoured to have arrived in Munich and asked "What's that big jug in the corner?"
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Revealed: the inspiration for the new Dortmund kit…
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RB Leipzig's Julian Nagelsmann was asked about the impact of coronavirus: "You’re not asking virologists how we’re going to play against Wolfsburg."
Can any virologists answer a few questions for me about this weekend's Bundesliga, please? 🤔
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How many league goals does Lewandowski have this season?
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Ireland manager
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Sport Bild has confirmed that Jürgen Klopp held a virtual meeting with RB Leipzig's Timo Werner at Easter. 👀
#LFC
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“Salah is the best player in the world”
Lewandowski: hold my beer.
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Hwang Hee-Chan
Bundesliga 20 games, 0 goals
Premier League 6 games, 4 goals
Farmers’ League. 👨🌾
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