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@JebBushesAss

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schizo totally real woman // contractually bound to @exampleprime ❤️ When in doubt, assume I am shitposting.

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@JebBushesAss
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@redditships “I don’t want kids or to take advantage of any of the financial perks of marriage, also I’m against the general principle of unity. But I totally want to stay married.”
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@omnivoyance Mfw the 8 year old doesn’t want to sit silent and perfectly still for 8 hours to diagram sentences and take math tests 😯
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@okahomadude Have you seen the pictures of the border between Haiti and the DR? Plants growing and soil appears to be perfectly fertile across the DR line, the Haitian side is totally barren.
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@MikeSWarford @OctoAbbi 99% chance the state
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@BigbyWolf92 @AJDelgado13 No she’s right we need tanks and RPGs for civilians
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@EricRichards22 Your insurance is an overpriced scam? Have you considered magically pulling a public transport system out of your ass and making America the UK again?
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@Slatzism @DrTJC Who cares about the specific circumstances of his marriage? His wife and kids could have easily been freed by him. If he was a “breeder” then his wife was too. Don’t you think her carrying the burden of the children earned her freedom as much as his contribution of ejaculation?
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@JebBushesAss
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@WomenPostingLs If she had actually sucked, he wouldn’t be a baby daddy
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@Styx666Official I need more context cause “Vaush exposed” leaves me very concerned for the well being of any children that happened to be in his vacinity as of late
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@revenant_MMXX She’s not any more attracted to him as a person than she was in college, but he’s presumably gainfully employed now and has reached provider status. She’s offering him the opportunity to be her provider, whether or not that’s a good deal is debatable and highly subjective.
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@user84829272 He makes so damn many videos like this, one he had a pile of fruit sat in front of him, but the orange he had hollowed out and made into a little everclear shot glass to throw back when no one was looking.
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@royjacks99 @Breaking911 Healthy, feisty, and a good cook. Sounds like it’s time for an upgrade to wife status.
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@kenzietuff Hey guys moneys a little tight how do you guys save- “HAVE YOU CONSIDERED BECOMING A BREEDING COW FOR GAY PEDOPHILES?”
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@motherofland She is being super extra, can you get another woman in the family to explain to her that nobody is putting a tiny tuxedo on a baby that they’re going to be changing the diaper of like every hour? She needs to get over it.
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@AniseNot Sorta kinda had the opposite (not in a bragging way) experience. I swore up and down that I was gonna sleep train from day 1 and never comfort nurse ever. So yeah cosleeping and nursing on demand has been going great lmao.
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@xbtGBH Cute=chubby cheeks that will age well, hot=sharp features that will become weathered looking as the face naturally loses fat with age
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@LionofGehenna @Slatzism Expecting the bare minimum contribution from fathers equals slavery now, apparently. Checks out.
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@realgirl_fieri Fr like don’t we all take in ear headphones on planes? I can’t hear a damn thing in them bitches
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@kenzietuff @ExamplePrime From what I’ve seen of iPad babies out in the wild, it doesn’t work anyway. They’ll still be banging on the iPad, yelling at mom that they can’t win their game, cranking cartoons volume up to 100, pulling their headphones out/throwing them. Just creates another kind of monster.
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You may have hardcore looking tattoo sleeves, but I'm covered in scars and bruises so who's the real bad ass here
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@user84829272 Was 23 weeks pregnant not that long ago, genuinely no idea how you could not know. Like did you think your liver just started punching you?
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@mypillowgorl I know a thin/tall person who allegedly didn’t know she was pregnant, went to take a bath and some pain meds for a “stomach bug” turns out it was a baby and he joined her in the bath. Personally I think she was in deep denial.
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This guy that was hitting on me didn't know who @Lauren_Southern was so needless to say he ruined his chances
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“What are your hobbies?” Me:
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@luinalaska Hey if you get enough parasites you don’t need Ozempic, it’s a whole diet plan.
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@Slatzism Based on his particular field of study I supposed I shouldn’t be surprised that he endorses paternal abandonment.
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@revenant_MMXX I stopped watching after the black guy who told us grandpa was a slave was followed up by a self proclaimed single mother. Why did I need to know either of these things? They didn’t add anything positive to the way that I perceived them. Wave your victim badge at a diff event.
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@oliveegger Fr. If he’s worth anything and no woman has claimed him or been able to tie him down by that age, he’s damaged goods and/or has no ability to commit. Send him off to the monastery, he’s for the priesthood.
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@RealCaloJones Even the most minimal “hobby” farming cuts down on expenses and food waste if you do the math and don’t buy shit like pre made aesthetic hen houses and tractor supply hay bales.
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@Magistermilitu3 @revenant_MMXX He probably means his track record of whore banging and divorce.
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@user84829272 I’m still on the fence about the whole thing but that disgusted tone with which the author lamented that Hannah was holding the baby the whole time she was there was very telling.
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@revenant_MMXX @ExamplePrime @GreeneMan6 Lauren Southern revealed herself to be a little “special” when she elected to get legally bound to and knocked up by a fed as a self proclaimed political dissident.
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@Good_Shawny >women >a race Is that her quote or yours 😂😂😂😂
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@revenant_MMXX He doesn’t understand what living with junkies looks like. They couldn’t “pull themselves up by their boot straps” because there was no boot to grab. The three stooges probably hadn’t bought groceries in weeks, or dish soap, or laundry detergent.
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@revenant_MMXX “Thot breaker” he has at least 2 kids that he’s dodging child support payments for.
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@CashLottery777 Way to double down on the creepiness. CAn I havE yOuR FuLl NaME PlEAsE? Freak.
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@JebBushesAss
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@mustbepearls Because a shit ton of sausage equals a shit ton of sodium and people are concerned about you, because you’ve told us already verbatim that your doctor said you had circulatory issues.
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You.* you are scared in a room full of men.
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@RealCaloJones Unless your wife crocheted your tent from homegrown sourdough fibers it doesn’t count
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@luinalaska Oof glad I’m not the only one that immediately thought “a cocktail of pharmaceuticals was involved in this process”
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@revenant_MMXX Obviously the solution is big titted women get the tall guys, and manlets get the A cups. Everyone’s paired up nicely.
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@TheFoxMatriarch Not even wanting to be included in pictures feels very martyr-ish
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@JebBushesAss
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@cutieanasawyer @SigmaActivity Please find alternative ways to disappoint your father
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@JebBushesAss
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@strwbrrycrml Keep in mind she also said in her vid from this morning that her “doctor said her bladder has nothing to do with her kidneys” 😂 so take it with a grain of salt
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That's funny you should tweet that
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Trannies want people to accept them for who they are, when they themselves could not even accept themselves for who they truly are?
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@Seraphima94 Maybe I’m just a hater but multiple donuts seems like a lot for one meal for anyone, nevermind a kid. Unless all the girls are teenagers about to head off to sports practice or something lol.
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@panda_gongjunim Have you considered counting calories about it
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When a teacher that still uses icebreakers says “let’s go around the room and tell me a bit about yourselves”
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@JebBushesAss
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@AniseNot Coming from someone that was working out up to 2 days before giving birth and had a pretty easy and uncomplicated delivery, even standing up too much 3 days afterwards made me sore, shaky, and on the verge of passing out. 3 days for legit exercise is madness and counterproductive
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@Slatzism Don’t forget the vulnerable fighting age middle eastern men seeking “refuge” from not being able to rape white women.
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@omnivoyance If you wrote a book on homebirth strategy I would buy seven copies.
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If you have to call yourself "alpha" you probably aren't.
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@JebBushesAss
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@hollowearthterf You should be able to select a sex preference on these shopping apps. I’ve had male shoppers tell me “there is no chicken in the store” really? They just ran out of chicken? All of it?
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@revenant_MMXX Think it might break my heart to know my most trusted and beloved companion was ready to break down the fucking door running away at any given moment
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@revenant_MMXX Other half @ExamplePrime called black rifle a psy op when it first popped up and I swore he was bullshitting but now I get it
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@esotericmom Tbh i could kinda understand just wanting to pop them all out and be done with it
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@panda_gongjunim What else were you supposed to do besides be loud? Use your police deescalation training to talk him off the trampoline? Quietly poke him with a stick until he scampers off?
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@tallowmom Also you get desensitized to the heavily scented stuff. I bought a bottle of “normal” shower gel recently and I swear the bathroom reeks of it for hours after it’s used
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@enigmasum @CryptoDegen00 Personally I see it more in the speech patterns, weird ideas about human interaction and relationships, quick to jump to make things sexual/no boundaries/prone to asking inappropriate questions about the sex lives of others.
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@RealCaloJones My infant seems to want to go to war based on the amount of British marching music and sea shanties he is soothed by. Plz send recommendations for fishing kid brainwashing.
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@SHENZHENSAXON I want to disagree but both of the two women I lived with seemed to be fascinated by leaving either A) bowls of Ravioli or B) dozens of cups of tea around for months at a time to grow biological weapons
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Anyone have any recommendations for true crime podcasts that don’t involve a 20 min intro of two white forks giggling and chit chatting?
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@LoFiRepublican Is this a good time for me to come out about my human affection fetish?
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God this made me cringe so hard
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@ExamplePrime “Sexism within the right” ya know, you’re not gonna make the misogynistic less woman hating by doing exactly the retarded thing they expect us to do. Just tell men to stfu instead of changing your ideological alignment based on who is nice to you 🤣
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@jokesdepartment Wow I thought I was the only Twitter raycist that found their better half on here like an absolute nerd
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@revenant_MMXX @ExamplePrime Oh this is not actually a black rifle product I am just illiterate
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@mustbepear You misspelled situation
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Very heterosexual, stable, mentally well Catholic man right here.
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The real white man’s burden is having to get married.
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I've heard 2 or 3, both are knocking on 50 now though.
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@HSenjoyer @TangoLives Yup. This and hard drugs/smoking are really common in manual laborers.
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@ladyloodeeloo Wow first post I’ve seen from Zero HP in a while that didn’t take him 17 fucking paragraphs to get his point across
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She’s probably smart and can converse with him, and is at least good at pretending to care about him. He can buy a hundred thousand hot sex slaves and sandwich making whores and a bunker to keep them in, but a person that “gets” you is priceless.
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I would think he was a dick for leaving his wife for a hot, younger woman, but at least it would make sense. This…it doesn’t make any sense. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
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@shagbark_hick Social media at the very least exacerbates the problem. Easy to find lots of moms complaining about how awful it is having kids and how much their hate their lives.
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@ExamplePrime @revenant_MMXX Saw a Muslim making a surprisingly based statement about this. “We do not rely on simple internet searches for our information because our enemies could be hiding behind any of these sources.”
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@Fidel_Cashfl0w_ Has anyone actually bought it and done a try on? I’m betting it’s worse in person
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The consumption of their souls strengthens mine
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Let’s look at a strawberry under a telescope. Must Watch👇🏽👇🏽
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Troons and troon lovers not be porn sick freaks challenge: impossible
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well, I have unfortunately found out.
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@mustbepear U need it tho! Remember, NEVER go into ketosis, it’s scary :(
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A 92 year old WWII vet has a crush on me truly I have found my ideal man
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@LionsSpectre Damn. Generally people avoid hanging out with the opposite sex 1 on 1 when married to avoid the appearance or accusations of impropriety, not because their pants could fly off and their ankles find themselves behind their ears at any moment when unsupervised.
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