Lu for Alaska
@luinalaska
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wife of 1, mom of 6, grandma of 2, Catholic, Alaskan
Alaska, USA
Joined October 2021
I remember this one time when we were kids this man was screaming at my sister because he thought she was ignoring him and she was totally oblivious to that so I just screamed SHE IS DEAF at the top of my lungs at him and embarrassed the shit out of him.
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Me: my back hurts I need a chiropractor My sister: on no don’t do that Me:…. why? My sister: chiropractors aren’t real Me: yes they are! My sister: no that’s a made up job Me: what about a massage therapist? My sister: definitely no it’s too much touching Me: have you ever
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Guys, we are trying hard to manage this pet situation in Alaska. We bought kennels from @Petco for transport, but there's a lack of proper facilities for our furry friends at the moment. We're open to ALL ideas on this one, whatcha got?
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The biggest lesson from “No Kings” is to make sure you have kids because they’ll give you grandkids who have football and soccer games that will keep you from wasting your 70’s protesting a non-existent monarchy.
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Yes that one 😅🤌
@luinalaska HOLY MOLY. YOU ARE AT THE F1 RACE? THAT IS THE RACE YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT? Can you and J adopt me? I can help teach all the kids anywhere in Alaska within commuting distance. I will happily teach in the bush! (The kids can teach me how not to die immediately.)
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God bless Texas. MY GOD I LOVE FORMULA 1
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She’s just extremely educated. Also probably OCD. Autistic. She knows too much.
@luinalaska There is a mental condition known as 'orthorexia' which means 'straight eating' or fixation with correct eating. If you look deeply into the abyss, the abyss bites you in the ass; don't try to stare down the abyss. If you carry cleanliness too far, you can eat nothing but
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F1 drivers parade report: Lando Norris climbs out of his little dune buggy to wave at all the fans hanging out the door. Lance Stroll doesn’t even wave. Lance you might be a billionaire but you don’t have the race record to not wave at the people. Hamilton is a precious angel,
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Her husband JUST texted her his concerns about lead in protein powder they are a match made in heaven
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No she’s happily married with two strapping sons. ❤️
@luinalaska She's not wrong. Is she single?
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My sister said get a whole house reverse osmosis system and ensure none of the parts were ever in China.
@luinalaska Well shit
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She said “just check your water report” but then I asked if the ranges the government says are safe are actually safe and she said “no”.
@luinalaska We need another video then…that’s longer and about the toxins. Thank you
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She said “for the people”. I said, “none of these things tells me clear vs white”. She says it’s obvious and “it’s all about the number”….. no clue what she’s talking about to be honest
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My sister made a disgusted face and said it’s better to use your hands to eat than put plastic ware in your mouth. Pending decision on clear plastic please hold.
@luinalaska Okay but if we’re talking hot vs cold drinks, is white plastic better or worse than clear plastic?
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I need to immediately shout out the transportation crew from downtown Austin to COTA for the race today. MILITARY PRECISION. Friendly. Helpful. Clear instructions. My executive brain is well pleased. Incredible work.
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