Michael J Fox Mulder
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Human | Athiest *gasp!* | Booze Hound | Fluent in Fuckery | Fanboy | Star Wars Stan | Never give up, don't ever give up... Unless you really want to.
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I think the best way to commit suicide would be to climb to the height of
@realDonaldTrump
's ego and jump to his IQ level far, far below.
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The thing that stands out the most about the
@desusnice
&
@THEKIDMERO
show tonight is how diverse the crowd was. I saw white, black, Latino, Asian, gay, straight, old, young, men, women... Don't tell me these dudes don't reach a broad audience.
#weareallthehive
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@jamespfarris
@MimosasandSleep
As a bartender/server I can absolutely confirm. This technique is employed often and with great success.
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@Kaepernick7
His performance was so damn powerful in BLACKkKLANSMAN... Nothing but love and respect.
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@chrissyteigen
@KimKardashian
@RHYMEFEST
@chrissyteigen
I love you girl, but naaahhh... Sit this one out. If she comes with receipts then fine. Until then...
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@valntynecavill
@DaveBautista
Uuhhh, what? You either need to research the situation a little more or just pull your head out of your ass...
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@BrandonDavisBD
Good. This makes me happy. You never know about celebrities and when you see a story like this about one you like it just...
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What
@chefmarcmurphy
says here at the 30 sec Mark is so damned important. The human brain/mind is an organ to be taken care of on par with the heart, lungs, liver, etc. It's too often not. And people die because of it...
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@Its_jus_justin_
@DominicanDagger
@Wale
This album is still in regular rotation for me. And it's one of those rare ones that I'm not skipping a single track, I'm just letting it rock...
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@davis_gammons
@IMDb
It’s a shame I had to scroll down so far to see this. Such a fantastic scene. The Thomas Newman score is just perfect.
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I will retweet this little dude everytime he pops up on my TL...
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March Madness Men's Bracket Challenge
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This is worth a look. I love you,
@JohnAmaechi
. You are one of the voices of reason speaking truth to power. Please know your voice is reaching a lot of us. Can't wait to have your back in the much needed coming discussions of morality in sports...
“We have to stop pretending that, in and of itself, sport is good”
@JohnAmaechi
and
@AmandaDCNN
discuss sexual abuse in sport.
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@SVPandRussillo
Hope you guys know just how much you brothers (and cousins) meant to us fans. Feels like losing a family member...
#crushed
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@PBCountySheriff
Ok, whether or not this had anything to do with race doesn't matter anymore, this is assault. By multiple individuals. They need to be arrested and charged. It's YOUR JOB to do that. Do what your taxpayers pay your salaries for.
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@stephenasmith
@KingJames
@VicOladipo
@Pacers
Didn't James drop a triple double? But Dipo was the best player on the court today, huh... FOH
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@TheBlueKingBen
@TheCinesthetic
Why on earth did I have to scroll so far down to find Slave Leia?!
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This has got to be a first ballot Twitter hall of famer...
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At work tonight:
Couple with special needs child - *child screams loudly for 2 seconds*
Asian lady on other side of restaurant - 'SHUT THAT FUCKING KID UP!'
Couple with special needs child - 'YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY!!!'
SMH. THIS is
#TrumpsAmerica
...
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@dwood_bucket
This is our little Bean. He needs to be tucked in nice and cozy. He thinks he's people.
#AdoptDontShop
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@Theshowjester
@casforachange
Holy shit, is this real?! Just what the actual fuck is wrong with people...
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Mark Schwartz is a fucking clown. LeBron handled this situation a whole lot better than I would. I'd be throwing hands the third time he asked me the same question, let alone the 43rd time... SMGDH
LeBron's postgame news conference came to an abrupt end.
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Damn it, I love this team!!
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What fucking movie we're y'all watching?! These are the times that you all make me fucking hate this fandom that I live to be a part of. You guys are so fucking hypocritical. FA was not risky enough, TLJ is too risky. No, YOU ALL ARE UNPLEASABLE. Fuck you, haters.
#LastJedi
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@Gibboanxious
I just saw Drive the other day and it still holds up. Such a fantastic piece of cinema. OI isn't in it much, but he leaves his mark whenever he's on screen for sure.
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Dreading that day when
@kobebryant
finally hangs it up. Enjoy it now folks... you're witnessing greatness.
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@ContestChampion
Been chasing this guy FOREVER!! Got an AG, sig stones, catalysts, and ISO. ‘Bout to fully max this guy out during the next level up.
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@DRMovieNews
The post-credits scene is worth the price of admission alone... Probably my favorite post-credits scene ever.
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This is why
@Bourdain
is so important. He gave us courage to speak up against injustice when it wasn't easy to do. When celebrities speak up first, we who feel the cause for which they fight can pick up the same flag and carry it into battle behind them, with inspired confidence.
Anthony Bourdain was a powerful advocate for women and a shining example for how to be a male ally in the post-
#MeToo
landscape. He knew that what was needed from men wasn't silence, but accountability. My piece for
@MensHealthMag
:
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@journiecruz
@THEKIDMERO
@desusnice
@chelseaperetti
I first saw them on
@LeBatardShow
almost 2 years ago now. Been hooked ever since. Thank God for the 🎨💪🔥
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AHAHAHAHA!!!! Brilliant.
So... Pretty sure I'm never allowed to post a job to Indeed ever again haha.
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Whoa. Whoa! This heartless, bleached skeleton of a 'human being' actually said this... SHE ACTUALLY SAID IT!!! Just, whoa...
Hmmm. How about: Our REAL problem is that many men have no choice but to rape because they have no opportunities to date attractive women.
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Well, this is how it ends, people. It's been a good run, but the felines have gone sentiently bipedal. It's over. This is how humanity dies...
This is my friend's daughter's cat. His name is Frank. And basically I think he should be trending.
#humancat
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#WhyIDidntReport
Simultaneously heartbreaking and infuriating to read these. But completely necessary. I will retweet as many of them as it takes. It feels odd hitting the 'like' button on these posts, but just know that those likes are meant to be an act of...
Before you go to bed tonight or over this weekend, take just 30 minutes and read the
#WhyIDidntReport
hashtag. You will see great and small. Young and older. Black and white. Male and female. Sharing their stories of unreported, yet never forgotten pain. Take a minute. Read it.
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@NewYorker
Do you know understand how sequels work? 'Cause, and I'm not trying to diminish your intelligence but, it sounds like you just don't...
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@castpixel
Aahhh!! Okay. Fair enough. I can respect that. Shit like that just breaks my heart and I feel the need to come in swinging for my people...
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@casforachange
@andyhanson63
@davidhogg111
@Emma4Change
Ha ha! OMG, you da bess. Sorry you have to put up with people like this, but it's awesome to see that you do so with style, grace, and humor. Keep doin' you, a lot of us are here for it.
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EEEEPPP!!!
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@MamaMiaMakeup
@YouTube
YouTube wild brazy with this shit the last few years. The Super Mario Logan situation. The Logan Paul shit where they completely dropped the ball. I don't see why a lot of you guys just get together and defect. Create your own site where everything is creator owned n contolled...
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And some people still have to ask why there is even a need for the existence of a hashtag like
#WhyIDidntReport
... Un. Fucking. Believable.
No jail time for former air traffic controller who strangled, masturbated on woman
#AKCrime
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@ohHollyHell
@OhNoSheTwitnt
@PleasantLiar
Same. Just had the same convo with my boy after he saw a blurb about it on TV. Teaching him to be okay with emotions and expressing them is my life goal. Maybe that's the ultimate solution to all of this...
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I just... I just can't... Nope.
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I grew up eating jerk chicken from the caribbean joint down the street in Fremont. This ain't jerk chicken. This is a damn fruit salad... C'mon white people! We gotta do better than this. SMH
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How many times do I have to retweet this same exact shit happening?!
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He liked this tweet too. I guess that means I'm basically best friends with Luke Skywalker... NBD
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@makotomiracle
@desusnice
@BodegaBoys
@ThisIsTheRead
They just had
@KidFury
on the other night too... A collab would be so fucking dope!
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Ask anyone with even an inkling of nerd in their DNA and he goes on their Mt. Rushmore. The scope of his cultural impact is truly in rarified air. Ugh. This hurts. He will be missed, but the worlds that he created will live on as long as the capacity for imagination exists.
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@dxrthvaders
The original Genndy Tartakovsky CW series is so underrated. It is fantastic! And Grievous is a bad ass in it...
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I want to see
@MrRogersMovie
so damn bad... I just don't know if I'm ready to let a whole theater of people watch me ugly cry for two hours straight.
Watch the new trailer for Won't You Be My Neighbor? - in select theatres June 8th.
#MrRogersMovie
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It's really not hyperbole to say that my childhood would have been so vastly different without the creations born of his wonderful imagination, as is the same for my son's childhood, my future grandchildren's childhoods and the childhoods of endless generations to come.
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Rondo will Duff you in a moment's notice...
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I swear to God, from now on, if you're a fucking
#trumpsupporter
I'm fucking swinging on you... Seriously.
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I can't say anything that hasn't already been echoed 1,000 times by people far more eloquent, but this one feels personal.
@TheRealStanLee
is responsible for many hundreds, if not thousands of hours of entertainment in my childhood and adult life.
#Excelsior
#stanlee
#Legend
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OMG. This is unacceptable. This cannot continue to take place in this country. Fuck this.
How my boyfriend got pulled over by the police for giving a beggar at 7-11 change: A Thread.
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Inside Out.
What's a movie that makes you cry whenever you watch it?
Okay, I'll go first... DUMBO
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This hit me on some other type of level. Human celebrities pass and I'm like 'Hey, that's pretty sad...', some doggo I've never met dies and its 'NOOOO!!!! I CAN'T!!! IT'S NOT FAIR!!!' 😭😭😭
The dog who played Duke in commercials for Bush's Baked Beans has died
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@Th_BodyElectric
Fuck 'em. Keep doing you and being brave... Which, I guess are essentially the same thing...
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In mourning of the end of one of the most unique shows to ever be put on television,
@GethardShow
, here's one of the funniest bits of the newest incarnation. Not to mention the dumpster ep with
@paulscheer
& Jason Mantzukous is one the best episodes of TV ever made.
Watch
@ChrisGethard
's assistant tell his boss off on live TV & get a standing ovation from
@IamWandaSykes
.
#ChrisGethardShow
now On Demand!
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Literally my nighttime routine:
8:00 pm - oh boy time to pick a movie to watch on netflix
8:30 pm - hm so many mediocre options
9:30 pm - gonna keep on scrollin
10:30 pm - i miss when i used to find joy in simple things
12:00 am - this is a prison of my own design
2:00 am - i'll just watch the office again
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I'll never forget the time, years ago, that I began having what I thought was a heart attack during a busy shift at work, ran outside, bent over, hands on knees, sucking in every breath as if it was my last... My first experience with panic attacks.
#WorldMentalHealthDay
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You will never know how foreign and also how incredibly fucking awesome this feels to see this. I know it's fleeting, I'm a Mariners fan for fucks sake... But I'm gonna soak it up while it's here.
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Holy fuck, these comments though...
This is a terrible time to be named Brett Kavanagh
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@mikeshinoda
OMG, please be Fort Minor.... 'Rising Tied' is a masterpiece. 'Welcome' was sooo fucking good. I need more FM in my life.
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@castpixel
Where?! What?! Sorry if I missed something but please tell me who so I can try and help...
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@FirehouseSubs
is easily the best sub joint out there. TBH, if they were a little closer to home or work, I'd probably eat there 4 or 5 times a week...
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@sug_knight
Unfortunately it's just pure, pure unadulterated ignorance. Seriously, it goes no deeper than that...
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Right handed, baseline floater, fading away... Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!! The degree of difficulty on this GAME WINNER is unreal...
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