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Married to @jon_hill84 💕 #WeMetOnTwitter On a quest to solve existence, for myself. But mostly just dorky. (she/her/hers)

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I think I’ve come to a point in life where I need to actively cut out negativity and embrace the positive things that will make me the best person I can be. You know how they say, “starting a new chapter”? I’m about to start a whole new book.
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Are your pets allowed on the furniture?
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And yes, pets are ALWAYS allowed on the furniture in my home. Here’s Walter sitting on the back of my desk chair while I work. 🥰🐱🐶💜
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@clarencerobin30 @RoCam54 Would be cool if massive amounts of people showed up with tons of chalk for the little girl, then everyone spends hours covering the ground in art.
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It’s difficult to have discussions with most pro-lifers because they firmly believe abortion is all about killing babies. They think that’s the goal: to kill babies. They think we literally just want to kill babies. They can’t comprehend any other reason for abortion.
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@NeuroCandies @LiveAction I didn’t say it happened, because that would clearly would be murder. I asked if you thought it would be moral to kill someone if still attached by the umbilical cord, since you said detaching it made it a human being.
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@ImSpeaking13 If anyone wants to give @LowndesVikings a call and ask them why Andrew Hunter isn’t facing anything harsher than a suspension for assaulting a fellow student, here’s their contact info.
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Walter is pleased that those pesky books have finally been removed from his sitting space.
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I don’t get the whole “you only support abortion because you don’t understand the biology of reproduction” fallacy. If gestation were a biological mandate, miscarriages & abortions wouldn’t exist. What is it about the process that makes pro-lifers think it’s obligatory?
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@ask_aubry Rape cases aside, consent to sex is NOT consent to pregnancy.
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@JoshDenny “We can’t begin to agree on the importance of health if we can’t agree that human life has value.” You’ve said things in this thread and in many other tweets that clearly show you don’t value human life. Just because you’ve never touched a woman doesn’t mean they aren’t human.
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@cybermom1999 Abortion is not a death penalty. A rapist is not a parent.
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@OmarRiverosays So conservatives are now terrified of... *checks notes* ...kids who have short hair.
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@DoomScroling That’s also just an assumption she’s made. She’s basing it on how many fewer abortions there are, not how many of those were actually born (and born healthy enough to survive). Hence why the infant mortality rate increases with abortion bans.
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To all the conservative males out there saying people who don’t own guns shouldn’t have an opinion on gun control: I assume that means you have no opinion on abortion, right?
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@ask_aubry I chatted with a guy I had met through a dating app for a while. My profile specifically said I’m on the left. He avoided politics for a month, then said he was a Trump supporter. I replied and said, “Oh. I definitely am not.” He then sent a very long-winded and angry text…
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@RichardIntruder @DoomScroling You know if the pregnant person dies, so does the fetus, right? You’re aware of that fact?
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@MrsAMartini Thanks for standing up for actual education! Religious injections are completely inappropriate in public schools. And I LOVE what you said about not letting people with no educational background or experience take over education! Experts matter. Keep up the great work!
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@TheRightCant Eliminating our own species to own the libs. #Win
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@benshapiro I’m sure it has nothing to do with the fact that being LGBTQ in the past was hugely shunned, even illegal and punishable, or that they faced potential violence for coming out. I’m sure the rise has nothing to do with ppl being more accepting and loving these days. Definitely not.
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@ask_aubry I told him it wasn’t gonna be an automatic deal-breaker, but that his rant definitely was. He spent a week begging me to give him another chance. Hopefully he’ll think about the *why* behind the why.
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Lacking belief in unicorns is not: *a religion *a worldview *anger at unicorns *Satanism Now, replace #unicorns with #God . #atheism
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@omunderdal @Esqueer_ @1234harpies He is, though, even if he's not like most Christians. Instead of claiming he's not a Christian, the Christians who disagree with his message should stand up to him. That'll make much more of a difference.
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@Xynyx2001 @ChrisInBig_D Well said. Old people have lived long enough to figure out the tricks… if it works, it works! There is no minimum age for practicality.
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@ask_aubry He had this whole angry rant about left-leaning women always cutting it off when he’d say he’s a Trump supporter. All sorts of angry insults at me saying “go be like all the other bitches” who wouldn’t date him because he supports trump and cut it off.
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@ChomnanB @ClarqueAllen @bibleradioapp @LiveAction I don’t see what the problem is. Abortion bans and regulations already established that you’re fine with the government controlling the bodies and reproductive lives of citizens. A mandatory vasectomy falls into that category.
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@tommy_viccetti @Lorenzo74209291 Genuine question… what would you do if you discovered one of your kids is gay?
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@RepMTG @RepMarieNewman You’re basically a real-life rendition of a sitcom antagonist who is so incredibly unaware they’re the villain it becomes hilarious. Or at least it would be, if you weren’t furthering hate and discrimination so relentlessly. It’s comforting knowing you’ll fade away soon though.
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@Jim1967Roth @TXWomenRESIST Embryos. To protect embryos. At a cost of actual people—women, mothers, daughters, sisters… why are hundreds of thousands of embryos protected by sacrificing the lives and wellbeing of so many actual people?
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My #kink is making people feel good about themselves.
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@fossilizedsaps We don’t want to kill babies. We aren’t killing babies. Killing any human being is terrible. What is it you think the pro-choice camp wants? How would you put the pro-choice perspective in your own words, if you were pro-choice?
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@ItisJustBeau @bluethunderpaws @notabot741 @DoomScroling “Ectopic is a horrible circumstance but it doesn't deserve a death sentence.” That’s exactly why abortion rights are important—so that something as easily treatable as an ectopic pregnancy doesn’t become a death sentence. Abortion saves lives.
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@therealjadore You were pretty confident on that sex demon thread.
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Can you, personally, usually tell when someone is flirting with you?
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@darwintojesus @Conserberal Actually it’s the differences that make your point irrelevant; not vice versa.
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@skohayes @davenewworld_2 Is there a link to a source for that story?
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After a long, difficult battle with cancer, my dad died yesterday. He was surrounded by family—we held his hand and told happy memories during his final moments. Alongside my mom, I've been his caregiver the last 3 years as he's gone through this. I feel totally numb right now.
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If you think our Founding Fathers were all brilliant men and we shouldn't question the way they laid things out, just remember one of them died after sticking a piece of whalebone up his cock in an attempt to clear a UTI. Their ideas might not have been so great. Just sayin'.
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Pausing Twitter hiatus,I am too excited not to share: today I became an ordained minister by the Universal Life Church and the Temple of the Jedi Order so I can officiate a wedding in Jedi robes on Halloween for two of my best friends. Things like this remind me why I love life.
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Yet again, I did not get a hippopotamus for Christmas.
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@tommy_viccetti @Grizzexploder @Lorenzo74209291 Why don’t you want to address the question? Are you ashamed of the answer or are you afraid of the possibility?
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What’s the most infamous crime that happened near where you live?
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@EzekielRayfield @Dumfukdetector That only applies to you if you’ve predetermined it applies to you. It doesn’t apply to anyone else. People can consent to sex. That doesn’t automatically mean they consent to gestating an unwanted pregnancy. That would be ridiculous! 🤣
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@jonathanaplumb @faroutmadman @AtheistL01 @redpilledbooks @RogueNathan_ @autocorrect2_0 It *IS* my body. It belongs to me and no one else. Same with yours belonging to you—or can I make medical decisions for you without any prior knowledge of your life too? God is irrelevant to this conversation. We’re not discussing antiquated myths here.
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People who say women are at fault when they get raped must have very belittling opinions of men. It implies they believe men have no control over their urges and emotions. If that’s the case, wouldn’t that mean men are too emotional to hold office or be lawmakers? 🤔
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Do you sleep naked?
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@RobinHoodlum They have a very narrow definition of “life.” So narrow, it excludes actually protecting life.
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@DrCalumMiller A human embryo on Mars… just on its own? How did it get there? Incapable of sustaining its own life, but somehow capable of space travel. 🤦🏻‍♀️ @maqart55
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#Peace is impossible until people stop using the "next world" to justify their actions in this world. #atheism #atheist
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@tommy_viccetti @Grizzexploder @Lorenzo74209291 I can’t force you to do anything—just like you can’t force your kids to be straight. If you don’t want to answer, it’s no skin off my back. I was just curious what you would do if they were. Maybe you’d disown them? Cut them out of your life? Never speak to them again? Idk.
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@sandibachom “We need to stop the spread of a deadly virus and prevent more deaths from happening.” Antivaxxers: THAT’S TYRANNY!!! “We don’t want you to get sick or die.” Antivaxxers: NO! LET’S GO GET SICK!!!
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@CrystalKniss @DaffyLilly @doglovergirl07 @Nana72206 @KristanHawkins Read these words. Really read them. Visualize what you’re saying here: pregnant women should be caged. You really want to cage pregnant women just for making a choice you blindly disagree with?
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@IfBarack @BeschlossDC Oh my god I forgot about Demon Sperm Doctor!!! 🤣
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@DanPriceSeattle I absolutely love my job now. Previous job: a few days in I was written up for wearing combat boots to work. I’ve never even owned combat boots—and when I said that, I was basically told to shut up and “just do better.”
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@kev_chillen I don’t understand why people are so scared of other people using the bathroom. Can’t we just let people pee in peace?
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If you were to move to a place solely for the cuisine, where would you go?
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“It’s a mental health issue, not a gun issue. Americans need better access to mental health treatment.” So you’re on board for universal healthcare, then?
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@ReallyNiceDerek @soapachu Nothing screams self-doubt more than proclaiming oneself to be an “alpha male.” 🙄🙄🙄🙄
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About six years ago, I almost ended my own life. Tonight I’m beboppin’ to tv theme songs, thinking about how much I’ve grown to love being me and how excited I am for the future. Needed to take a minute to appreciate the contrast. It really did get better. 💙💜💗
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@JSSciencefocus @skohayes @davenewworld_2 Same boat here… I can’t handle it if I don’t block the emotions, but we need to not let ourselves be numbed by it. As much as it hurts, we need to lean into that pain and use it to take action.
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@ImSpeaking13 Anyone know if he’s got any upcoming scholarships for college? We should petition to get those revoked from him as well.
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@mdwfmom @LiveAction You’d just cut the cord at that point.
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When it comes to the years of my life, I’d rather have quality over quantity. What about you?
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@tommy_viccetti @Grizzexploder @Lorenzo74209291 You said you’re going to “teach them to be straight.” Is that not forcing heterosexuality on them? You want to shield them from homosexuality until they’re 18… does that mean you’ll be fine with it if they come out as gay once they’re over 18?
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Depression is bad enough. Feeling guilty for having depression makes it even worse. Friendly reminder to be kind to yourself. 💜
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@HowieF1FTY @sesamestreet Yeah! We don't want our kids learning about diversity, acceptance, and inclusion! What audacity Sesame Street has for telling kids people deserve to be loved and accepted just as they are!
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Why yes, this is my first winter away from Southern California. How could you tell?
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I’m getting older today. Well, technically I get older *every* day. But today I have an excuse to eat cake.
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Does it turn you on knowing you turn someone else on?
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I am so burnt out even my burn-out feels burnt out. What’s the word for being doubly burnt out? 🤔
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Next hurdle towards my best life is done—today I put in my 2-week notice. I’ve got enough in savings to live off for some months, so I’m placing a huge bet on myself & becoming my own boss. Going to work my ass off to build a solid future doing what I love. 💜 #heregoesnothing
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We did things a little backwards, but it’s our own unique love story… We decided to get married a while back, and today @jon_hill84 proposed! 💜 Proposal via zoom, while the groom-to-be is in a hospital across the pond recovering from a stroke… definitely our unique story.
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My most prevalent bedroom fantasy right now is getting a full night of undisturbed sleep and waking up refreshed in the morning.
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@SassyMetisChick These idiots piss me off so fucking much. I'm non-confrontational, but just seeing the videos gets my blood boiling so much that I don't know if I would be able to refrain from yelling at someone like that if I was actually there.
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@ImSpeaking13 If they honestly believe the vaccine was designed to kill us, where are all the mountains of dead bodies of the vaccinated?
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Anti-LGBTQ people think #Pride is all about sex. They seem to think that being LGBTQ+ is solely about who you sleep with and who you want to screw. But it's not. Sesame Street has put it perfectly: It's about "inclusion, belonging, and freedom of authentic self-expression."
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On our Street, we celebrate inclusion, belonging, and freedom of authentic self-expression. Happy #PrideMonth to all the people in our neighborhoods! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💗🤍🤎🖤
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@BeatTheCult As someone who has been struggling with her weight and wondering if, at age 35, it’s too late to change things, this is incredibly inspiring! Thank you for sharing your achievement, and well done!
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Today I am marrying my best friend, the man of my dreams, and the person who makes me feel like I am the most special lady in the world. I am so lucky. 💜💜💜 I love you, @jon_hill84 ! #WeMetOnTwitter #GettingMarried
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Big life event! Something I’ve been hoping would happen someday, but never really was sure it would... As of 25 hours ago, I am a homeowner!! 🏡 😊 💜
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A coffee company not supporting a man who excuses pedophilia is now more offensive than actual pedophilia. But clearly, it's us liberals, who want healthcare and equality for all, that have terrible morals. #KeurigBoycott #Hannity #RoyMoore
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@Orthographix @JoJoFromJerz Wait, so you believe democrats are anti-gun but also own all the guns? What’s the source for this claim? I’ve asked a bunch of people where they’re getting it and no one ever answers… just pulling it out of their ass.
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Do you have a strong opinion on the death penalty?
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I’m in timeout. 😢 Never been in timeout before. Only my followers can see me for the time being, apparently!
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@fionamarycamero But, I’ve also been told it’s impossible to deviate from God’s plan—which means every abortion is a part of His plan.
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*giggles immaturely*
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@Orthographix @JoJoFromJerz Yeah, you basically did. Your claim is that 90% of shootings are done by democrats… what’s the source for this claim? I’m sure you are smarter than to post outlandish claims without first checking for their validity from a credible source, right?
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Alright twitter, help a girl out... I’m trying to find a nice photo for my *gasp* dating profile. Need one that shows off the goods just a tad. Which one looks best? 1-3 in this tweet, 4-6 in the following tweet.
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Why measure cocks in inches when measuring by the number of donuts it can hold is so much more interesting? 🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩
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Second shot done!! #vaccinated
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6 months ago: - working for a company I thought I'd retire from - enduring aftermath of a bad breakup - stuck in a funk & depression Today: - last day at company; becoming my own boss - dodged a major bullet, far better off without him - full of hope, enthusiasm, & determination
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First time I’ve ever been to any of the Great Lakes; visiting Lake Erie for the weekend. Fun fact: the UK can fit inside the Great Lakes.
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Me, after watching cooking shows: “Today, I have for you a fresh pomme de gala, prepared in a classic slice method, topped with a dollop of roasted peanuts that have been puréed with a touch of oil and salt.”
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@KellyKPMArtist This is Sarge. He’s a goofball, and full of love and affection. He hopes your day will get better. He sends extra special tail wags to you. 💜
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Just said goodbye to my husband. I’m in tears. Won’t see him for a few months. Being apart again is going to be difficult. Life is so much better with him in it. 💜 Being born in different continents sure does add complexity to a relationship. He is worth it 100x over though. 💜
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@igarglewithfire @DelaKram75 Women do great in leadership roles. The best leaders I’ve worked with have been mostly women. Women don’t “tend” to do better in submissive, backseat roles. We’ve just been taught to believe that nonsense so we’ll be complacent. Don’t underestimate your capabilities.
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Made a last impression when I opened a new account at the local bank. Banker helped me get everything set up and offered to enroll me in online banking. I laid my phone on her desk and opened up my browser... lo and behold, I hadn’t closed out last night’s porn. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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You don’t like being called #cis , eh? Damn, that must really suck to have other people try to tell you what your identity should be instead of respecting how you self-identify. Sounds incredibly frustrating. I’m sure the trans community has no idea what that must feel like.
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@LiveAction Written by a Pastor…
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@LiveAction That’s true. There isn't some magical point in the womb when a fetus transforms into a human being. When they exit the pregnant person’s body and the umbilical cord is detached, that’s when they become a human being. It doesn’t happen in the womb at all.
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