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Day 80 Progress: $378/$1 Million. Want to learn something new? Head into my 'highlights' section. $1 = we plant a 🌴

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If @elonmusk donates $696,969, we are going to plant 696,969 trees with a team of 69 people, make a 69 minute video on the same and post it on 𝕏 within 69 days of receiving the donation. We are doing this. Anyone who would like to contribute can donate using the payment links…
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@MKBHD @MrBeastYT Ok, sounds legit, will donate 1M trees
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@whoisreef She meant horny
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@RhodeToLove He chose passion over profession. True sport.
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@Srirachachau My budget only works if the burgers are 3.50. my whole family is going to starve.
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@Teddie2pointO I can imagine your dad wheezing with joy while typing that lol
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@jasebyjason It's probably his pet taking evening walk.
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@PRSundar64 You are a living example of "maturity doesn't necessarily come with age". Mocking someone for their lifestyle after the death shows how you were raised. I hope your kids are not raised the same. Irrespective of the way he lived, Rakesh left a legacy that is out of your reach.
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@chakidbest29 Me waiting for the community notes to do their thing
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@legotrillermoth They said it was impossible, he proved them wrong.
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@heyheedie She is half black. Her dad is black
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@mattxiv He is so proud of himself lol!
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@Nimbopill Jew he was!
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@peetasphoenix Make it available at all medical stores ASAP
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@gimmickannoying Blatant racism isn't comedy. Stick to clean comedy
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@SocialNomadRach No artificial colors, that's cool. No vitamins and minerals, not cool.
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@BJP4India Aap log kuch bhi karo, INDIA hi jeetega
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@BCCI Getting India world cup match tickets is tougher than me getting prime minister post.
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@PicturesFoIder I hate people who say money can't buy happiness. Money is literally the only thing between me and my happiness rn.
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@BrandyLJensen Same like "It was hard. The kind of hard that makes you long for the dixk to soften down".
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@mollytaft She was probably 21st girl trying to sneak in using the same cheat code lol.
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@daysafterastr0 Good old days. This show was like an alarm for me. I used to turn off TV exactly when it used to start.
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@niggaolas She learnt inflation and decided to jump right back in
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@katesteinfelds Pretty sure it's a marketing move. Just like they allowed Tom Holland reveal the Avengers poster
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@kizuriley This isn't even in the top 10 best scenes of this series. Dude cut out a random scene and said "funniest and out of pocket" lol.
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@bobbyteriyaki No wonder witches got highly paid during those times
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@ItsMatt_Again Belgium too!
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@eilidhwashere Okay but where is the "crazy crash" ?
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@TimesAlgebraIND Ab toh mujhe "Indian National Congress" ke baare me sochna padega.
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@notstonkgod They giving a timeline now? This ain't happening
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@jayythewave I hope the other sperm comrades that could not make it just because I won the race are resting in peace rn
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@RVCJ_FB Narendra Modi documentary produced by BBC.
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@Foutanienne He left some space for Jesus!
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@cityofunu This is absolute madness. One of the perfect scenes in the history of cinema.
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@f8the Being told you have a baby face while tryna be sexy is very humbling🗿
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@SonnohZankan Don't understand why there is so much hatred towards a particular country. Shit happens everywhere.
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@misternosferatu Casting director had some pot in this one
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@fesshole Either he turned into a villain or he ended his life that day. Sorry Mike
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@WeedleTwineedle Kids in future will have tough times remembering the list of genders in their generation. Probably people will start saying "I identify as a deer" lol.
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@squirtstain You don't have to lie to a woman because if she loves you enough she'll lie to herself!
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@Srirachachau I love the way he laughs 🤣
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@Its_CineHub Pathan album was pretty good tbh. It took some time for Jhoome jo song also to become a chartbuster. Anirudh is a very good music composer. Let's see how bgm turns out to be in the film.
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@Gimz_Lil These are all distractions to cover up the mess government has created
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@GemsOfCricket Couple having sex in Oyo room. Meanwhile people in CCTV room watching them: Can we get a front on angle please? Impact in line, wickets hitting. Out!
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@chakidbest29 This is 69th such post that I have come across and I have fallen for this 69th time now.
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@Tyyrrell You all are trying so hard to convince yourself
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@NewsIADN And we finally have a space race in 21st century. Rooting for India to boss this.
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@Carzonfye It's literally a Spotify promo event!
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@dons83afc His other half is at the opposite stand cheering for the other side. So he's alright. They'll assemble him once he's home.
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@mattxiv Ohh now I realised it isn't Scarlett Johansson
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@Piss_kirby_ It's not that bad. It's just some anime girls
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@sugxr333xoxo Does "waka waka ooh ooh" count?
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@historyinmemes We get to see two extreme sides of humanity at the same time. How ironic!? Someone rightly said "there is no real winner in war". Yet people like him are true heroes.
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@Not4PFaze Agree name was controversial but the logo itself was great and honorable one
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@lookingforlewys Wondering if they were too hot to handle. Lost interest when Ola and Lily were thrown out of the series.
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@anakinfeyd Looks like Lucien!
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@Jtaylor0_3 All he needs is a mountain dew at this point
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@Targ_Nation All this led us to a miserable season 8
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@Schaffrillas Marvel is known for taking questionable decisions since ages. They destroyed this beautiful series with abrupt ending.
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@MMcgei Lesson: marry your hairdresser!
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@IndianTechGuide Looks like India is slowly getting better in every field. Space, Sports, Science and technology. The next superpower in making.
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@communoah "I see you are under 18. Would you mind getting treated in our basement"?
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@BaSingSeUpdate This machine looks better!
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@whotfisjovana I didn't get this. Can someone please explain?
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@AltruisticFella Great actor but her character is so annoying in this
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@JAYACTII In your wildest dreams ah ah
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@Govrnmentjudas They said it would break the internet, it broke her fans hearts instead. Disappointed!
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@Parns_And_Noble I didn't understand the reference
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@GreedyGrant Can I hire this guy to put me to sleep every night?
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@EFCevie You triggered an entire army with this post lol
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@chakidbest29 2 million impressions with only 6k likes shows that large number of people actually took back the like once it didn't work. Well done people.
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@fauxfresh Had this realization at the club. Just fucked up asking myself why am I hanging around folks I don’t even like.
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@arashalalani She booked for real
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@JoshuaTookes Patrick Warburton right there
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@hobietanverse She receives unreal hate which isn't justified at all. For me she is a fighter.
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@mattxiv She will still miss the point
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@AFCMax9 Manager watching Monaco
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@bklynb4by Someone said "The Simpson" 🗿
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@itszaeok Who said she is beefing with her fans!?
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@BellaJoyAgain It's always pleasure watching her.
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@slizagna Tbh chatgpt has reduced my burden writing emails. I don't even cross check what it says. Copy and paste.
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@Ro45Goat It was an offer to promote fitness brand and obviously Rohit couldn't agree as the company would go bankrupt if he becomes the ambassador.
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@TVsCarlKinsella It's April 1st!
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@JacobJohnHoward They said 'do not try this at home ' so blud literally went to WWE and got smacked!
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@IPL Excellent. This will be his economy rate for this season.
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@ANT1TAECLUB This movie was a hit among feminists
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@GreatApeDad Twinx death'
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@hotpriestt I spilled my coffee reading this.
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@ClixWell The amount of weird things that we get to hear everyday has made April 1st less interesting
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@Srirachachau Reminds of the movie "Life". Hope we don't get destroyed by these lil ones
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@spinbackmecca It's a publicity stunt 🗿
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@Abhishekkar_ Retail after realising that every furu is trying to make money by giving gyan and selling courses instead of actually trading in the market be like
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@Vward98 Michael HINGE is killing me🗿
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@ElyKreimendahl Money does reduce a lot of burden in our lives. It's only the rich who say "money doesn't matter".
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@tyjnick Furry and hot go hand in hand
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@messedupfoods Gateway to heaven. Literally.
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@DonCorleANN He also teaches safety for women
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@BJP4India Many good things happen when Modi ji is abroad. Please have year long trip across foreign nations Modi ji. World is so big and we still have many dreams to achieve.
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@tiannelisex Reminds me of that dialogue from spider man "with great power comes great responsibility".
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@keyon No. It's pure cinema.
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@JoshuaTookes I read they allowed someone to use iron man on a grave! This is hypocrisy at its best
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