Today I released my debut album and I couldn’t be more proud. The link is in my bio. Please stream and share it far and wide, it would mean the world. 🖤
every time I write an email I think: “you need to be professional. no smiley faces. no exclamation points. use big, smart words. you are so so brave” and then I’ll get a reply from some 60 year old VP named Mike that’s like, “thx. have a gr8 wknd!
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5. Don't put your job responsibilities, focus on what you have accomplished, and things you can quantify. If you worked in retail, don't put "assisted customers," instead say something like "assisted 60+ customers per day, praised by management for excellent service"
4. Your resume should be saved in PDF FORMAT I WILL SHOUT THIS FOR DAYS. If you submit in word format, it WILL get fucked up and be hard to read. Save it as a PDF or don't waste your time formatting.
my boss has interrupted our meetings multiple times because she has to go outside to feed the ravens. she always comes back five minutes later with some ominous shit like “you need to befriend them or they’ll turn against you.” like ok get it girl. cawcaw. build that bird army.
1. Don't put your address, or location. No one is sending you mail. The only thing it is used for is to see if we have to pay to relocate you. If you are applying for roles out of state, don't put your address.
I tried to transfer $1800 from Venmo to my bank account and they didn’t transfer it, but registered it as transferred. I contacted support and they said I should get an email in 7 days.
@Venmo
robbed me of $1800 and there isn’t even a number I can call I am literally sobbing
7. ALSO, save your resume as your first and last name, not resume. When its saved on your computer, its the only resume. When it is saved on mine, it is Resume (47) and I will never be able to find it.
Due to a few extra questions I want to add:
- resume should always be under a page unless you have at LEAST 10+ years of experience.
- a resume is to get an INTERVIEW. Not a job. Think about what info you need to include to get them interested enough to give you a call. ☺️
8. My final tip. You should tailor your resume to the job you are applying to, and change key words to match those you see in the job description to assist AI in searching. Jobs get over a thousand applications most of of the time, and AI is used to pare down.
6. for the love of GOD include your graduation date. If we have to guess when you graduate, you won't get hired. Don't put 2016-present. We don't know how long you are going to take please please please put your graduation date.
Bonus tip: Don't waste your time on a cover letter unless you have the name and email of the hiring manager/recruiter, and can send it to them directly. Cover letters should be unique to each position, so don't waste your time unless you are CERTAIN someone will read it.
I sent my best friend flowers as a thank you for planning my bachelorette party and she opened the box and there was a lizard in it. there is now a lizard loose in her house. she cannot find him.
3. Unless your GPA is 3.6+, don't include it. The only thing it does is discount you and lower your chances of being selected over higher GPA candidates
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@drivingmemadi
I learned intrusive thoughts are not something you should engage with or fight, you just have to accept that they will come from time to time and even though they make you feel shitty, acknowledge them as not real, and let them pass through your mind like rude houseguests lmfao
The court denied Anita ‘Lady A’ White's request to dismiss the band’s suit, and proceedings will begin in Tennessee if the two parties cannot settle by next year.
I cannot stress enough please do not be this dumb. Use protection just make sure you aren’t allergic. Also stay out of my dms with this bullshit I literally do not know you.
this is not a knock on people afraid of their parents, it’s definitely your parents fault and I’m sorry as fuck but live your dreams bestie and work through that childhood trauma while ur at it💖
@melhuman
its been a year and now instead of wearing one mask i need to wear two, while millions have failed to master ONE. so yeah, same boat. feels like treading water.
I have to drive my cats 11 hours over the next two days and I don’t want to cage them so I went to extreme lengths to make them a catbitat with a screen window for air flow and wrapping wallpaper
I invented this new thing I’d like to call “package week.” it’s where I get really depressed/lack impulse control and buy a lot of things online and then they all show up in the same 7 day span. it’s like a second, extended Christmas for the mentally ill.
I see a task and I think "that task is really easy, it will only take fifteen minutes. That won't take me long at all. I've basically already done it. The task is done. No need to worry about the task" and I don't get anything done, ever
@yedoye_
It causes a sink hole to bury a body without a casket and I can’t think of anything better to do with my afterlife than to rot away for some poor bastard to fall into the ground
my mom doesn’t drink alcohol EVER bc she doesn’t like the taste so we got her a strawberry daiquiri. there was a lot of rum at the bottom so my dad tried to drink all of it out for her and when he handed it back to her he called it a born again virgin strawberry daiquiri
I have a guy friend who is really into all sports and one time I saw a funny interview of Nikola Jokic and sent it to him asking who he was. Now we exclusively send Jokic content to each other even though I’ve never watched a single one of his games and I think that’s beautiful
when I was a kid I used to get a sticker when I went to the doctor. as an adult, I would like to know why this practice has ceased. I deserve a sticker way more than an 8 year old. so sad little billy has to get a flu shot. I have to pay RENT. at least give me my dinosaur sticker
going on a ski trip with my fiancé and 14 of his friends next weekend and personally I think it should be illegal to have that many friends. you need 3 max. 4 if we’re pushing it.
When I’m drunk I suddenly remember that it’s so much faster to get places when you run so you’ll just see me in a mini dress booking it down 32nd at 2AM
@SaeedDiCaprio
this happened to me too and we’re actually friends now. he doesn’t send me money anymore which idgaf about but it was so nice to have at the time.
I know there are many circumstances where you can’t just go get a tattoo. this is a joke. it’s not that deep. However everyone should go to therapy because it is good for your well being.
@abbygov
I genuinely can’t imagine the thought process you go through to send this message to someone. telling you to not feel or share your emotions because thousands of people decided to follow you, and that somehow makes you responsible for being sensitive to everyone’s feelings???