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@Graham__Duncan

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Graham like the cracker. data engineering with python. probably stuck in a while loop 👨‍💻 fan of Spafford eggy goose phish #Canes & all my Twitter friends

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Joined October 2011
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@InternetH0F why'd she take the baby to the hospital if she doesn't believe in modern medical treatments and technocracy whoopsies. Hope the kid is okay and the mom shaming continues
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@InternetH0F Surprised he didn't see her on the road cuz she belongs to the streets 😱
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@insultsrare $700 million and i don't have to change a thing
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@InternetH0F dudes been living without sunlight for thousands of years, he could complain for days
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@insultsrare sorry kiddo it's the bro code
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@crim_tweets_ damn well it definitely wasn't a crip
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@insultsrare real men know it's whichever they see a clean pair of first because they're late from sleeping through 5 snoozes ⏰
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@insultsrare still better than a "I'm stuck in the dryer" step sister 🤔
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@InternetH0F bonus points would be granted for giving the other car the finger, but 10/10
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@InternetH0F lmao i just want the tutorial on how to use kitty litter for that 🤔
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@InternetH0F remember when the celebrities came together to sing imagine (poorly) to all of us poors at the beginning of the pandemic lmao smh 🤦‍♂️
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@InternetH0F dude's going to have a bad day when he reads the book about diagnosing brain swelling and tumors
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@InternetH0F lmao girls don't want to start a discharge war out here
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@InternetH0F bruh why the IRS printing in color with my money
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@seaglummm this one is dedicated to a good doggo
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@r_ockhead @xLord_of_war I mean, in a way it still is! Just lots of scientific and process efficiency transformations of the inputs along the way food science is so fascinating, but I also don't want to know anything about it
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@insultsrare lmao not an arms dealer for her career 🤣
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@InternetH0F uno reverse card buddy. Good luck respawning irl without the most important meal of the day
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@InternetH0F how else do we make our 7 year old cousins cry when playing tho?
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@EverythingOOC in Russia Mr Beast likes and subscribes you
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@InternetH0F and don't have to deal with kids
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@InternetH0F they're getting a C in that section
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@YIMBYLAND @mualphaxi Can I inherit your rent controlled apartment?
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@insultsrare no one tell marvel or they'll find a way to make 20 spinoff movies about him 🤦‍♂️
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@wildtiktokss can't have pimples if you're dead
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@insultsrare lmao aiming for Barbie and ended up as Oppenheimer
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@QiaochuYuan it's a lifetime scavenger hunt trying to find all of these secrets
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@InternetH0F queefart sounds mythical like something a unicorn or centaur could do
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@insultsrare he was a rich short guy too lmao
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@shoe0nhead underboob is still under utilized and preserves its power
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@KeshaRose Can't wait to hear the things you will be free to say. We've missed you
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@InternetH0F broooo not cool. Lawn mowing and leaf blowing should only be done at 7 am sharp. As close as possible to any neighbors likely to be hungover 🤕
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@tylerhnorris let's not forget about the OG colonizer
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@downbadcomment lol this is male plan B (and plan C)
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@insultsrare This has got to be the best thing for VPN sales lmao
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@insultsrare Mr beast has too much to lose to answer that lmao
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@i_zzzzzz spend less on candles
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@amlas666 @boulama_k maybe one day he can win the Kentucky derby and pay you back
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@squeaktoed @tolstoybb @dj_d_sol can't wait for stuff like this to show up on jeopardy in 20 years as "internet history" I'm going to go goblin mode on that category that episode 🙌
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@chinesegon lmao did he include his measurements to the DEI department? that would help
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@InternetH0F they charge extra for everything except the Twitter roasts
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@crazednet @wildtiktokss lmao love this - she better not ask "who's hair is this" when she finds loose ones in the bed lol
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@insultsrare you know she mad because she printed in color
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@AlexBechke @kiriekagarino If you press and hold the bottom right button on safari (the two boxes icon), a menu will pop up that allows you to close all tabs that are open
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@insultsrare The "her" contact is insane
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@InternetH0F I saw a baby wearing this before it was cool. He must be a fashion prodigy!
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@RespectfulMemes girls bathroom vibes
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@InternetH0F the whole non-verbal sound track always giving the same vibes as the microwave beeping in your house in the middle of the night when you're trying to be quiet like damn do anything but that sir
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@InternetH0F damn, I had no idea gwyneth had been through all of that during covid.
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@rachsyme @TaylorLorenz Me, a millennial, using “ok boomer” and feeling like I’m in on a Gen Z joke for the next 2 years
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@danghentschel have you heard the good news about drywall, my brother?
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@PepitoTheCat lmao he's intrigued
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@KTLA the *gotcha* is that most people die after only a few Applebee's dinners
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@InternetH0F I'd build a roller coaster just to flex on the surrounding HOA's
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@insultsrare bro needed that
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@GoodReddit from the window to the wall
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@wildtiktokss Lmao this is the new astrology
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@thechosenberg @ryxcommar euphoric and enlightened to think it did
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@crim_tweets_ lmao love how this is upvoted in the screenshot
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@InternetH0F we lost one to a trash compactor rip Remy
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@insultsrare thanks for being a customer ^FU
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@awhalefact finally more whale porn!
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@TerribleMaps Americans will use anything except the metric system lmao
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@insultsrare to be fair it was more like this before
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first day at the shein factory 🥹
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@92Vegvisir @InternetH0F I think the cats actually just build a little nuclear fusion reactor in there that runs on their pee and powers the zoomies Scientists are still studying this phenomenon
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@Graham__Duncan @InternetH0F FYI kitty litter is highly radioactive. You're welcome.
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@insultsrare I'm not racist but Beyoncé really did have the best album that year
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@skooookum I did this on the library computers in 2nd grade. Google image searched "boobs" and the rest was history
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@InternetH0F if someone gave the robotics kids adderall they could've made him an Ironman suit
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@__femb0t Nah I'm just worried about frank
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@CatWorkers he's dressed better so you have to listen to him
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@GoodReddit it's on the World Wide Web right receiving fame. no lies detected
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@crim_tweets_ this solved my fear of them. next time I encounter one in the Amazonian rainforest I'll just unzip my fly
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@bvchfvce @crim_tweets_ I would rather die on Everest than continue that conversation
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@InternetH0F lmao I fr can't believe osama bin Laden straight up violated the terms of use when he did 9/11 😢
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@mischiefanimals your cat, Mr nuclear bomb, would like to play an uno reverse card on you with this question
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@insultsrare she's practicing for the other bbc
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@UncleSamSpeakin @InternetH0F trying this tomorrow lfg 💪 I always stress out about which combo of the air / temp controls on car to defrost / de fog (I know this is dumb and I deserve ridicule for admitting this haha)
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@mischiefanimals orange cats definitely smoke Marlboro reds
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@soren_iverson going to need to hear the tea with what happened between you and Sophia
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@thechosenberg someone should tell Europe about "swiper no swiping"
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@wildtiktokss damn that's kind of rude
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@lporiginalg I wrote it when I was high (and gay)
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@danghentschel went to live with the ninja turtles
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@Iinux who among us wouldn't rail Linux in a sundress
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@insultsrare oh my gyattt we're returning to the early 2000s in white booty technology people
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@wildtiktokss lmao free therapist unlocked
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@RespectfulMemes He makes more than I do lol
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@LaughterHaver the guy reading Camus might do it tho be careful with this one 💀
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@insultsrare lmao Americans will use anything but the metric system
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@InternetH0F circumsiciser 5000
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@growing_daniel kinda weird how a bunch of dudes simped for him so hard that's probably my biggest issue with the lore
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@insultsrare Lmao not 19 million views too -- army can't take all those opps out for this man 🤦‍♂️👀
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@PreetBharara Or Jared Kushner's SF-86 form
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@zachlanebryan I stg if I see Zach Bryan performing in a karaoke bar
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@RespectfulMemes lol two dads "helping" with math homework would be hella stressful tbh
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@EverythingOOC this is what peak male performance looks like
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@warren_craddock Still waiting on a Google Glass v2 with this *one and only* feature (literally all I need now and until the end of time): Box around face of person whom I know but do not recognize in public. And a label displaying their name & how I know them. Please make this product 🙏
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@mischiefanimals it's giving the energy of the little fish that clean your feet at the nails place
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@InternetH0F "bet" -Albert Einstein
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