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Luis Vercetti

@97Vercetti

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Luis Vercetti

@97Vercetti

6 months

Buying this to take my small friend to concerts

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Luis Vercetti

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*Weather changes a little* me:

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Luis Vercetti

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me after hitting the curb in front of everyone

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Luis Vercetti

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When they kick you out of the party, but the speaker is yours:

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Luis Vercetti

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“how responsible are you with money” me:

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Robinhood

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Luis Vercetti

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unc is out here treating the arcade like he’s John Wick

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Luis Vercetti

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“I’ll do it later” me later:

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Luis Vercetti

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me after stepping on a single crunchy leaf

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Luis Vercetti

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when she look a little too good on her story so instead of hearting it i report it

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Luis Vercetti

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"‘Being alone must suck” Me, alone & with money:

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Luis Vercetti

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when u start liking the show she watching

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Luis Vercetti

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painkillers after seeing the pain inside of me

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Luis Vercetti

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me politely asking for my blunt back

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Luis Vercetti

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dude got a labussy

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Luis Vercetti

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them: “you think you’re funny, huh?” me:

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Luis Vercetti

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"I'm just going to the bar for one" Me at last call:

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Luis Vercetti

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when one AirPod dies but the other’s still fully charged

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Kalshi

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My family will not be hearing from me

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Luis Vercetti

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how i feel when i sense something & it actually happens

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Luis Vercetti

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when im in charge of the mixed drinks

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Luis Vercetti

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i was high & accidentally made an egg that looks exactly like an anatomically correct heart

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Luis Vercetti

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when I take too many shrooms & start opening up to my labubu

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