FractalAnts
@FractalAnts
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She was the Noid,
He was the Noid,
Can I make it any more obvious?
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@GreenTextRepost
i can't even logistically work out how you bang 70 people without either traveling alot or having incredibly broad standards
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@MudkipSmexy
@JustinWhang
I just want some really gross body horror modok is that too much to ask?
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@PoorlyAgedStuff
"Femininism lets women get divorced from men like steven crowder" is the greatest way to convince someone to support feminism
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@FuturistDog
@SYACVG
A horn used in 1612 by a race who are described in the harry potter universe as hook noised bankers who are said to enfage in mysterious ritual and kidnap children.
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@SenFettermanPA
Senator, what you're doing right now is saying that you are against the very concept of boycotting corporations. You're acting like people are just protesting hummus when they're actually refusing to support a company supporting an apartheid ethnostate.
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@fyridk
i like how the right wing propaganda video includes evolution. bro you don't believe in that. what are you on about
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@daftkneeee
@sweetsoft20
@euronatiii
Admiring? No one with OCD admires their fucking intrusive thoughts. It's fucking hell.
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@GreenTextRepost
Sometimes a friendship is more valuable than any cock cleansing.Also she might just be interested in him beyond his money and want to start an actual relationship but thats irrelevant, he should just be glad he has a new friend, unless he already paid and didnt get his money back
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@OliLondonTV
@referenced_info
Have you considered that unlike conservatives trans people have hobbies that aren't being mean to minorities
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@GreenTextRepost
When i die cremate me and use my ashes to make a clay statue of me with cool insect legs and bury it in a cave sealed in molten metal or something.
dont cremate my brain tho i think scientists will probably be able to revive me one day, maybe donate my organs too.
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@JUNlPER
Pedophiles are using these two symbols in their usernames to identify eachother, be careful!
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@halomancer1
is it funnier to imagine that he hasnt heard of space x or that he has but he just doesnt care and thinks nasa is cool
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@db_witch
I dont think the internet would even go down in a zombie apocalypse, people would make accounts like "crazy ass moments in zombie history"
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@GreenTextRepost
>name yourself a slur
>"do they wanna single us out?"
Racists aren't very smart, are they?
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@GreenTextRepost
>go on metro
>they are playing jenga on a table they set up in the middle of the subway car
>it gets to my stop
>the door I came in from doesn't open.
>the only door to leave is on the other side of the car
>don't want to interup their game of jenga
I have been here for 2 months.
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@Pommy_sucks
@yoloswagstudios
If you unironically believe in the stuff yoloswag posts then you need therapy
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@SpectralAurora_
i can see what hes trying to do there but it doesn't work because he literally is all of those things, none of it is false
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@bromojumbo
Why would they even ATTEMPT this?
How the hell do they expect to benefit from this? How?
Like there is NO way this is defendable in court, there is NO good publicity that can come from this, and NO sales are lost by not doing this lawsuit.
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@Douggernaut_2
@JustinWhang
counterpoint: he refused to let the library of congress preserve the original cut of his own film
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@Trey_Explainer
The incident in question has been heavily implied to be hello neighbor, where they thought he had a mole due to how accurate his theory was and changed the story so he wouldn't be spoiling it
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@GreenTextRepost
Better than
>Well look who finally came out of his cave
what reaction do people expect when they say this.
"Oh haha, your right! I am very lonely haha! good one, nice joke."
no. my reaction will only be negative.
what do you expect.
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@Zeetroya
@DudespostingWs
Imagine finding an orphan with broken legs and adopting him and naming him legless
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@SpectralAurora_
why are AMERICAN HISTORY classes primarily focused on the US slave trade??? hmm... we may never know...
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@hausofdecline
harry potter is like punch out but instead of silly goofy names like "vodka drunkinski" its "vlad holodomor"
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@FuturistDog
@SYACVG
I am not going to give the benefit of the doubt to a series which named the only black wizard shacklebolt
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@ToonLover01
@CameronCortina1
Gifted? Nah he fucking climbed a mountain, jumped into fucking heaven, jumped into DOUBLE heaven, took DOUBLE GOD's hands, and put them on himself.
This shit takes fucking work, it's so good i can't comprehend it
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@GoodReddit
Strip clubs are a relic of the past. Like betty boop, people were too scared to just watch porn and as a result were horny all the time and it bled into everything. That's my theory.
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@GreenTextRepost
Everytime this dude walks up to a girl he gets out a jar of his cum and says "This could be inside you, interested?"
Then he pulls out a pie chart and gives a presentation on his cum.
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@GreenTextRepost
Furries are fucking rich for some reason, no clue how but they afford all those fucking fursuits and shit. Even the bogandoff twins were furries. Does being a furry make you rich or are so many people furries that when they get rich they can finally show it off?
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@ErinInTheMorn
"You have to believe the lawyers defending a mass shooter" no i actually don't
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@strangepacks_
I want to see people start adding some random fucking character like bramball from super mario to these images as if theres like a group of people idolizing bramball
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@Trey_Explainer
NO! The past is BORING and GRAY the statues were ALWAYS THAT COLOR they never painted ANYTHING! There was no COLOR! THE BUILDINGS WERE GRAY! GRAY! GRAY! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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@Equallyasdumb
@GoodReddit
They shouldn't have to close their window because someone wants to smoke outside of the designated area.
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@Saint_Gustard
@TheRightCant
this joke would be made way better if heathcliff was in it wearing a helmet that said "sex before marriage" and two birds were also watching the married couple
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@halomancer1
I have legit never seen anyone type out "heheh" ever online and it gives off very odd vibes
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@GreenTextRepost
There is a toilet.
The puppet has fed you a laxative.
The toilet paper is covered in laxatives.
Do you wipe and trap yourself in a cycle of intense shit?
Or do you live with a poopass?
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@gimmickannoying
>gimmick account
>look inside
>they just post things they don't agree with or like
>the "gimmick" allows them to frame their opinion as objective and their position as a given
I just read manufacturing consent by noam chomsky this is what he meant
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@AriDrennen
Ted Cruz demands investigation into Pixar's very secret ties to Disney. Suspects they may have some sort of connection.
Leaked documents show some of Ted Cruz's other theories regarding the possible connections between other things.
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@GreenTextRepost
Guys I don't know who needs to tell you this but fasting really is not a good idea. Literally, and I know I'm simplifying this but still, literally all you need to do is EAT HEALTHY FOODS.
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@SocDoneLeft
so in ukraine there isnt actually a war despite all the bombed out cities and shit because of a pool party, but america is somehow being invaded at our border despite us having no fucking smoldering rubble cities and far more pool parties?
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@GreenTextRepost
Why the hell would you need a bow and arrow when you have a boomerang?
People talk shit on MesoAmerican societies for never inventing the wheel; but they did. They had toys that used wheels. They just never needed to use wheels for transport because they lived in the mountains.
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@JasonSCampbell
I was gonna say something clever about how this logic means infertile people shouldn't marry but he probably actually believes that
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@couldbexav
@Hbomberguy
I like that subtle dig on Elon's kids not wanting to associate with him. This guy should work for epic rap battles of history tbh. He has talent.
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@AltHistoryHub
"Mr. Bates. We have succzessfully deployed ze drones."
"Good. All according to plan. Now blame it on the Ukrainians."
"Yez sir. Glory tuh Sealand."
"Glory it will be. Oh how glorious it will be."
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@beetlemoses
One time i got a flashdrive and put a fake message from god on it and left it in a park to fuck with someone.
Later i saw someone on 4chan claiming to have found a flashdrive with a message from god on it in a park, which was fucking surreal cause that HAD to be my flashdrive
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@db_witch
Pot of gold at the end of a rainbow? Wrong! Those are bullets. We sail at midnight.
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@Nathaniel_S_85
@coolmathgame_
I bet the tweet is fake theres no way an ant could opperate a smartphone, its so big compared to us
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@UnionDrip
"Dear men, why don't you want to risk your life to build skyscrapers you will never live in? I'm a mens rights activist btw."
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@Esqueer_
Libs of TikTok doesn't want people mentioning that the shooter was inspired by Libs of TikTok? Why don't they want people to know that the shooter was inspired by Libs of TikTok. Frankly, it's odd that they'd be trying to cover up that the shooter was inspired by Libs of TikTok.
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@OliLondonTV
Your 'point' is literally just that trans people have hobbies and you can't comprehend why.
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@bad2sentence
Someone should make ai generated two sentence horror and see if anyone on that subreddit can tell its ai made
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@Esqueer_
No doubt in my mind as to what inspired the shooter to make this claim, given that the right has used it before.
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@GreenTextRepost
My favorite subsection of 4chan screenshots is people just describing a thing that exists as if they discovered it and then someone telling them what it is.
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@GreenTextRepost
Actually once they remove the brain they should taxidermy my head on to a very innacurate model of my face made in some crappy 90's CGI program or spore. That'd be funny.
Then cremate the rest for the statue body, and put my polygonal head atop.
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@BigDelilahFan
@Q_Review
Donald Trump when Joe Biden utters "The pain of loosing someone, is something I have seen" and music starts to play
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@SuperMarioOOC85
Woman giving birth to twins in the Mario universe: "God i hope we get the normal kind please god"
(They come out, one is green and the other is red)
"FUCK they're the tutorial kind. God damn it. Shit. Clothes shopping is gonna SUCK."
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@GoodReddit
Robinhood is so gay, prancing around in the woods in his gay little tights with his gay little band of merry men, likely frolicing in the fields of flowers whilst whistling a rather queer tune.
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@M0MMYBlGDICK
Guy who's job is to press a button once in a while and watch an algorithm make choices for him: "Let me lecture you on what real work is."
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@GoodReddit
Probably was meant to be "nest" or "new" but the rug designers didn't get the memo i guess
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@db_witch
little did you know that was the money she had set aside specifically to buy you a PC, portal, half life 2, and tf2, but she never got to because that money was gone when she went to go get it.
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