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@coolmathgame_

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suck my Big Stupid Ass

College Station, TX
Joined April 2021
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@coolmathgame_
cory
6 months
do you guys think i will ever find a gf? for context im 26M with no job and im 2’3 and i cant shower because the faucet is too high and i cant reach it.
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We hired a college intern. Today's his first day. Here's what he just sent me.
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hey bro i’ve noticed you’ve been taking zinc lately. is it working. can i see.
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5 days
hey man cool opinion. do you mind if i shoot you in the head with a gun.
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12 days
doing some research
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16 days
okay but imagine if ayahuasca was mandatory.
@jakepaul
Jake Paul
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@JoeySalads Okay but imagine if ayahuasca was mandatory? . We have to do mandatory things like school and drivers licenses tests? Or even just being a numbered cow with our social security # . Maybe not mandatory but maybe highly suggested? . These things can help people so much.
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17 days
just voted for my favorite couple on love island. when do they become president.
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27 days
RT @oldfriend99: Doctor says i need to be hooked up to a machine. doesn't know what kind yet. "definitely some kind of machine" he says.
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27 days
do yall have a discount for swagged out white boys who can low key hoop, find beauty in the small things in life and appreciate hip hop on a deeper level than most people?.
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1 month
this is lowkey sad asf… ☹️ please hit the like and subscribe button so that i can feed my family of 17.
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1 month
what am i supposed to say to this
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1 month
[at a funeral]. me: i’d like to say something. [they hand me a mic and i walk up to the front]. me: hey what’s up guys chilis is having a 5% off discount today im supposed to promote it i didn’t really know where to go but i saw a mic and a bunch of people gathered around.
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1 month
[recording with my meta glasses] woahhhh. this whole thing is fucked up. makes you think. funeral director: i’m sorry, did you know the deceased?. me: no. just vlogging. just vloggin all the fucked up shit that comes with life you know? i regularly sit up at night and cry.
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1 month
shrimp obama: uhhh let me fry this rice.
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1 month
love island? that sounds wonderful. :) i would love to go. what? it’s full of british people? nevermind. that sounds awful.
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1 month
wow. this looks 100 percent real, but it’s fully ai actually.
@HeyZoyaKhan
ZOYA ✪
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Reality is cooked. No one can spot AI videos anymore. 10 wild examples:. 1. Kitty Olympics, looks 100% real, but it’s fully AI.
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1 month
RT @coolmathgame_: the riddler: Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?. batman: i am going to beat th….
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2 months
me to my only friend that laughs at my jokes every now and then: dude we should write a tv show.
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2 months
yoda: another miller light, i’ll have. bartender: alright you’re cut off. me: yo he’s chill he just talks like that.
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@coolmathgame_
cory
2 months
the nba finals… i hope all of the player studied! haha. just a little joke for you guys. i haven’t been doing well recently.
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@coolmathgame_
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2 months
my family leaves me behind immediately without any thought.
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