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@couldbexav

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housing lawyer. up the palace, vamos metro, etc. this is for the early birds & the late bloomers.

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@couldbexav
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1 year
while everyone’s here — solidarity with oppressed peoples all over the world and free palestine 👍🏾
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hitting the most divorced man alive with a “i sleep in a big bed with my wife” is killing me lmao
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Halli
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My family is the best. I have two kids. I see them every day. I recommend that. My wife is fantastic. Strong, kind, smart, amazing artist. Couldn't be happier with her.
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tears in my eyes HAHAHAHAHA
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that moroccan defender kissing pepe’s head after that miss has my chest hurting from laughter LMAAAOOOOOOOOOO
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we getting “back in my day, it was just good as good or better” tweets about women’s hoops, special stuff. this how you know it’s arriving on a mainstream level. real equity and inclusion.
@GlobeBobRyan
Bob Ryan
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I applaud the greatness of Caitlin Clark, Paige Bueckers, Angel Reese and Ju Ju Watkins, etc., but in fairness to their predecessors, I don’t see a better point guard than Dawn Staley or a better post player than Lisa Leslie. Great women’s basketball skill is not new.
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@borgposting the “i recommend that” too man lmao, nigga was COOKING. know he pressed send on those tweets w a smile
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that moroccan defender kissing pepe’s head after that miss has my chest hurting from laughter LMAAAOOOOOOOOOO
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really is the perfect coach for the eagles, completely indistinguishable from any other similarly aged south philly guy
@LesBowen
Les Bowen
2 years
Sirianni acknowledges that the defense’s strong start energized the offense
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what the fuck is a “right to statehood?” why do people keep regurgitating this bullshit? nobody has a “right” to form an ethnostate, they have the right to self-determination. these aren’t the same thing.
@SenSchumer
Chuck Schumer
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It is troubling to me that many people, especially on the left, seem to acknowledge and even celebrate this right to statehood for every group but the Jews. Jews have a human right to their own state just as any other people do, Palestinians included.
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i’m still laughing at this, man, really an all-timer. larry seen four folks thank buddy for his service and said “no more dickriding” lmao
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good evening @Bucks
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uzomah bin laden
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@TylerIAm live look at zeke after he snapped the ball
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juventus cancelling their summer tour of the united states so cristiano ronaldo wasn’t arrested on rape charges as soon as he touched down is still insane to me
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@DragonflyJonez saw someone reply “in human years?” and audibly laughed out loud
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if y’all don’t wanna watch it, don’t watch it but being caught off guard by racism in a show about italian mobsters that aren’t meant to be the good guys? be serious, man.
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Part of being Black is being caught off guard by the racism in a critically acclaimed show or movie that everybody loves.
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this happening in the same photo gonna have me laughing until roughly june
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wanted to keep it private but it somehow gets leaked to woj and drops immediately after a game where he grabbed someone by the ankles while trying to jump. alright, man.
@wojespn
Adrian Wojnarowski
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ESPN Sources: Sixers star Joel Embiid has been treated for a mild case of Bell’s palsy for the past week. The condition began during the play-in victory over Miami but he has wanted to keep it private to avoid distractions for his team.
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obama coming on here and lying about shit he’s listened to this year, one of my favorite bits
@BarackObama
Barack Obama
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Here are some of my favorite songs from this year. Let me know if there are any artists or songs I should check out.
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it’ll never happen because sports in this country haven’t been for the working class in decades. the result of societal choices that reflect themselves in sports, a usual occurrence.
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Nico Cantor
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If the NBA could somehow figure out how to have this type of fan support, it would be the best show on earth. This is Serbia’s Eternal derby between Partizan and Crvena Zvezda in the ABA League 🔥 Partizan won in a heated game vs their Belgrade rivals.
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@TylerIAm lying for the love of the game >>>>>>
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@theresaverity @ng_ukraine this is your side, own it
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@DragonflyJonez 😭😭😭
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bryce huff in key pass rushing situations
@JCaporoso
Joe Caporoso
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Bryce Huff - The Closer #Jets
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same claudio reyna who did nothing while david villa was sexually harassing an intern when he was sporting director? fascinating.
@tombogert
Tom Bogert
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Wow.
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2 years
@TylerIAm the lengths people have gone through to pretend this wasn’t the pinnacle of baseball are nuts
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please be serious
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hodgson looked people in the eye and told palace fans that we were to be grateful for dogshit football week in, week out. glasner gets here and largely the same squad is playing sides like newcastle and west ham off the park within a span of three days.
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this class will be talked about for generations
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@TylerIAm funniest thing is that she only started coaching while playing because her homies said she couldn’t lmao
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@TylerIAm glory days back
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watching tyler adams today #USMNT
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didn’t vomit during my first trial and my clients not getting evicted, WE UP
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@TylerIAm “but first? pearl jam”
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wilfried zaha has never done this, btw
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@TylerIAm doing the real life version of “i ain’t wearing glasses, i seen enough” as a free safety in the nfl is absolutely hilarious lmao
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saw this tweet like four hours ago and haven’t stopped thinking about it since. just a genuinely insane use of the english language, an incredible brain on display here. i’ve never seen social justice adjacent language weaponized so cynically and doubt i ever will again.
@herong
Heron Greenesmith, Esq.
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How do I tell the 18yo that using me as a therapist and a crisis counselor isn't healthy for either of us? He has no consistently supportive adult voices in his life except ours. But I'm conscious of the femme labor paradigm it's reinforcing that I'm the "parent" confidant.
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@AdamSchefter the well known cleveland jets
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@TylerIAm averaging nearly 40 carries for 12 games has to be child abuse, that coach needs to stand trial for his crimes
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playoff sanchez
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C.J. Stroud is the first rookie quarterback drafted in the first round to win a playoff game since 2009, when Mark Sanchez did it with the New York Jets.
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@DragonflyJonez it’s not a single bud in that industrial sized ass garbage bag man, i’m crying lmao
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the apologies need to be as loud as the disrespect
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@maisonfrogiela please let this be real lmao
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when the new york jets have a jersey concept that actually incorporates a jet instead of a football
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@TylerIAm didn’t get the memo that national coverage about storylines not hoops, hate it for him
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aaron rodgers doing covid culture war in big 2024
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nothing has been more accurate
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lovebscott
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Jason Momoa Moves Back In With Lisa Bonet 1 Month After Announcing Their Split
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@JJMaples55_MST draymond might as well have wrote the tweet himself, nasty work
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@richgotpics long morning ahead, brother
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@borgposting “yeah, that’s me, you’re probably wondering what happened…”
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@JJMaples55_MST that trae has more assists to capela than mitchell has passes to gobert stat that you said on the pod was jarring, that's really insane
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@ziyanm_ sengun and cade on the moon lmaaaaooooo
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it’s legitimately six guys on this defense who can be an all-pro nine months from now. jets offense wastes this unit again & a siege of florham park may need to take place.
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New York Jets
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lakers ML tonight
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1 year
watched jeff smith, braxton berrios, and denzel mims on the field in key situations last season but now the jets WR room is too good for lazard and obj. even after cutting berrios and not tendering smith. alright, man.
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@DragonflyJonez niggas were fresh off a shift at amazon to get whooped by some teenagers, we ain’t laugh at that story enough imo
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3 months
just saw shaq on my TV for a cruise commercial so gotta bring this all-timer back to the TL
@TylerIAm
Trill Withers
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I think Shaq would do a commercial for genocide if the check was on time
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first of the month coming #RentDue
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Lex from Tootsies
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Lord these men used to take pride in being providers.
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@The_Acumen a history of being oppressed by the british has formed a people that generally have the correct political stances
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it’s abusers and rapists all over major american pro sports but someone who has the politics of an annoying teenage libertarian and talks too much is who you hate most. alright, man.
@VanLathan
Van “#1 Voice in Wrestling Media” Lathan Jr
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Aaron Rodgers is a fucking dickhead. I can’t think of an athlete I’ve hated more recently.
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@DragonflyJonez clay travis could say the earth’s round and i’d be like “aye man, those flat earthers make some points…”
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gio reyna gonna have to look tyler adams & the rest of these guys who’ll be part of the 2026 tournament in the eye knowing that his dad tried to extort the coach (potentially former) because his dad thought he deserved more playing time, this is insane lmao
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exposing the public to two hours of alexi lalas and carli lloyd has gotta violate the 8th amendment because there’s no way that isn’t cruel and unusual punishment
@HenryBushnell
Henry Bushnell
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Fox untruthfully promoting a 3am ET USWNT game so that you will wake up at 1am to watch a two-hour pregame show is a new low. Borderline cruelty. (Also seems, uh... incredibly stupid if you'd like viewers to not be furious at you!)
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my mum hilarious, shoutout to her tho because i’m nearly positive that she hasn’t watched a full nba game since jordan retired
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@DragonflyJonez
🐿️✨America Is Musty✨🐿️
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Been watching this superstar discussion and a lot of folks who are listing "household name" as a requirement are vastly overestimating how many NBA players are household names. I legit think it's only 3 household names:Steph,Bron,KD. Thats a hard line to draw for superstar status
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@DragonflyJonez gonna be thinking about this all day
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@big_business_ an antivaxxer and pedophile pick and roll had the western conference in hell, that's wild
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he really turned turned blake cashman into james robinson
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a sizeable proportion of americans when they have to walk
@WeNotSocks
justin
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She is fucking fed up
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people do the same shit with it’s always sunny — everything ain’t for everyone but the show’s about making fun of white philadelphians, not endorsing the shit they do. same with the sopranos. media literacy completely cooked, all forms of it.
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@TylerIAm lost a reebok endorsement on the same verse he was shouting out reebok because he was advocating for date rape, still very very wild
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2 years
iverson is the best, man. never derides the new generation, consistently paying homage. incredible ambassador for the sport, more of the legends should follow suit.
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@RichCimini @PFWAwriters came back from years of slander by this pathetic jets beat 👍🏾
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three hour bill simmons pod in december 2023
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@TylerIAm i got tears in my eyes, man
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Forbes
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STUDENT LOAN UPDATE: The Biden administration’s pause on federal student loan repayments will end in late August as part of the debt ceiling deal.
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what if i told you that auburn lost this game by 9 points
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because these workers are incredibly underpaid and deal with obnoxious dickheads every single day. leaving the pickles on my burger or whatever not moving me enough to make their job that little bit more miserable.
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@TylerIAm he posted in the suite with room service celebrating that W and buddy doing this on national tv LMAO
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@DragonflyJonez chasing that farewell tour, they don't love you like that!
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2 years
that “in the hunt” graphic featuring the 5-6 jets gonna hit like cocaine in the 80s. need it expeditiously.
@Connor_J_Hughes
Connor Hughes
2 years
"The goal is to play meaningful games here down the stretch." - Joe Douglas #Jets
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marcus smart really one of the worst things to ever happen to the game of basketball
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@TylerIAm thinking about that nba street 2 intro sequence
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@herong you describe your kids as a chore you can't be bothered to deal with, would hardly call that parenting
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@ReubenPinder a rare breed, love this guy so much. think vieira will give him some stick for it but ultimately clock that wilf didn't mean any harm by it, just emotions after a disappointing result, and they'll move on with no issue.
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if trey wingo has a million fans, then i am one of them. If he has ten fans, then i am one of them. if trey wingo has only one fan then that is me. if the nfl media is against trey wingo, then i am against the nfl media.
@ZachGelb
Zach Gelb
1 year
Trey Wingo heard Aaron Rodgers will be in New York by next week. As for the trade compensation? "I would be surprised if it's a one or more than a one." Full Zach Gelb Show on @CBSSportsRadio chat with @Wingoz here:
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@babyyasuke facts, i totally agree. ryan is a grumpy old man but he a real hoop head, i respect it
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@DragonflyJonez and most importantly, the bars and beats >>> the slop drake been giving us
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@OgLakyn and the exploited labor!
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“blindside block”
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been waiting on this for so long, we finally here.
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@TylerIAm this brother ECSTATIC
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a pissing contest over who’s suffering the effects of global warming worse, this app full of the dumbest motherfuckers alive
@awards_watch
Erik Anderson
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Remember when the Bay Area was Blade Runner 2049 in 2020? You'll be ok, NY.
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taylor rooks got these dudes saying anything whenever they're in a room with her and i cannot blame em doing so. lying around beautiful women is a foundational aspect of society.
@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
2 years
"I would've cooked him too" 😂 @JaMorant is confident he would've beat Michael Jordan in his era
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big mood after getting hands on my mum’s coconut oil for the last couple days, the reason for the season
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Trill Withers
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Me, watching my mom and sister wonder why their natural hair care products coming up a little low when I'm in town
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@SethWalder nobody cares, man. even when it works out, you’ll still be talking about bad process because you and the other nerds care about more spreadsheets and data sets than actual on field product.
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two tour dates in the last three nights while maxey and embiid got a combined 120 points and still up 2-0, god is GOOD
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17 days
jalen brunson is 16-55 from the floor and the new york knicks are up 2-0 lol
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