@bigbellybeez
@Muttontastic
in Mystery Inc the police was an antagonistic force, which wanted the mysteries to remain unsolved so the city could appear haunted to attract tourists. they hated it when mystery inc solved a mystery.
@ericlide
@jongraywb
omg yes. and then it's "why are you trying to protect bigots from criticism????" you spending 5 days calling me dumb for liking super mario 3d all stars is not fighting bigotry matt.
leftists: brands are not you're friends, rainbow capitalism is evil don't be duped!
teen vogue: hello fellow youths, do you have time to rap about Marx?
leftists: 😍
@MoiraDonegan
a theory i've long had is that conventionally attractive women (and men tbh) are republicans because republicans value aesthetic over competance.
@Sahoni_Stuff
@chibikonatsu
yes! not only that, but admitting their art was good makes it clear we're willing to sacrifice things we like to keep abusers out of the community.
@DestinytoMoon
guys are so used to the male gaze they just consider it the default of what something should be and when anyone challenges it, they fucking lose their minds.
@HeerJeet
@davidsirota
"a lot of people have written a lot of nonsense about my private meetings with senators, that's because most of the writing is done by intellectuals who can never imagine me, a graduate from poor little san marco engaged in an actual debate."
@MattBruenig
@daveweigel
"not spending thousands to needlessly replace your oven is the same as paying thousands to make your car pollute even more"
that's uh, that's quite the take guys.
@GifZelda
knuckles and knuckles and knuckles and knuckles and knuckles and knuckles and knuckles and knuckles and knuckles and knuckles and knuckles and knuckles and knuckles and knuckles and knuckles and knuckles and knuckles and knuckles and knuckles and knuckles and knuckles.
@mrfishtopher
would you mind posting out the link to help find someone to adopt these two babies in Wells, ME? They found a bullet lodged in this poor baby's bone!
@BudrykZack
if they could have just replaced them with machines they would have done so in the past few years of a tight labor market. also there's more fast food jobs than just cashier.
@HeerJeet
@davidsirota
"But the Harvards, they picture it as a backalley job with me holding the guy by the collar."
"But see, they never take the time to think about what really goes on in these one-to-one sessions because they have never been involved in persuading anyone to do anything."
@DreMeMoTo
i get the annoyance at the overly stilted animation from shows like family guy, but overly busy shit like this couch gag are worse imo. hard to look at, jarring and distracting.
@Weedledouble
"yes, yes, gender is part of the trans experience, I GUESS (eyeroll), but it's REALLY about being the same specific type of communist as me."
@plussizeotd
it's the same "they can't be gay" logic, they see being gay or in this case being fat as inherently sexual so they can't be because of their age, when it's ridiculous because being fat is not inherently sexual.
@ALotOfOranges
@ExistentialEnso
also a $30 cooking pan that lasts forever is boogie cringe lib decadence, while a $10,000 instrument of death is working class.
@chromaticCorona
@VioletVivacity
bitcoin creator: you see, people mine for it, but not real mining, electronically.
person: so it's not as environmentally damaging as real mining.
bitcoin creator: now here's the funny thing...
@_sn_n
(left to right) president now, retired under corruption allegations, left office under corruption allegations, was president, had a love baby while wife died of cancer, lost a bunch of races, lost the presidential race and was elder abused by a bunch of teens.
@agraybee
"we care more about facts and logic than emotion" -the people who were convinced a furniture store was running a human trafficking operation.
@BethElderkin
@AlexandraErin
still can't believe setting the groundwork for plot developments is bad all of a sudden. we saw how well not doing it worked for GOT, yet no one learned anything.
@Aiden_CDN
@ExistentialEnso
it's cutting corners like this that got the USSR the L in every part of the space race beyond launching satellites and killing dogs.
@umichvoter
it's not up to the national party to make them vote tho, it's the state party and the voters themselves. especially considering how expensive it is to even make a dent in florida.
@CartoonsHateHer
all they want is an effortlessly hot mommy-wife devoted to them 24/7 and kids they never have to take care of, why is this so hard for women to understand? (sarcasm).
@NightlingBug
TD: hormones seem a bit drastic, let's take some time to calm down.
FD: nice to meet you, now let's cut your stomach open and turn it into a tiny stomach so you can't eat more than 600 cals per day.
@aahrealbonsters
also his "Russia losing to Ukraine is like US losing to Colorado" is a rewording of the russian talking point that Ukraine belongs to russia.