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Political scientist. Professor. Scurrilous Whig. Not a Nobel Prize winner. Vol For Life without parole. I only subtweet myself.

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@CheeseForEvery1
Cheese For Everyone!
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Tucker either doesn’t believe the shit Fuentes et al. say but doesn’t care because platforming them is lucrative, which makes him a cynic, or he DOES believe it but lacks the conviction to say so and chooses to hide behind “Huh. Interesting” interviews, which makes him a coward
@McCormackJohn
John McCormack
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The night before Tucker Carlson interviewed Nick Fuentes—a Holocaust denier and admirer of Hitler—Carlson had Fuentes over for dinner to reassure Fuentes the interview wouldn’t be tough.
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@McCormackJohn
John McCormack
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The night before Tucker Carlson interviewed Nick Fuentes—a Holocaust denier and admirer of Hitler—Carlson had Fuentes over for dinner to reassure Fuentes the interview wouldn’t be tough.
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@CheeseForEvery1
Cheese For Everyone!
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Michelle Obama seems miserable all the time. I mean I get being down given things but you’re one of the most fortunate people to ever live and it’s all “I’M GLAD I NEVER HAD A SON SINCE HE’D HAVE BEEN LIKE MY HUSBAND! I’M NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE HAIR! YOU ALL SIT ON THRONES OF LIES!”
@SpencerHakimian
Spencer Hakimian
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Michelle Obama: “Don't even look at me about running, because you all are lying. You're not ready for a woman. So don't waste my time. We got a lot of growing up to do.”
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@CheeseForEvery1
Cheese For Everyone!
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It was a joke, fucking calm down you weirdos
@bennyjohnson
Benny Johnson
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Megyn Kelly is a fearless warrior for truth. What happened to her today is vile. I stand with @megynkelly.
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@CheeseForEvery1
Cheese For Everyone!
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HAMMER FLORIDA, FLORIDA TO COVER AND WIN TRUST ME, GAMBLING ADDICTS
@AllVolReport
Vol Report
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Tennessee opens as a 5.5-point favorite against Florida in the Swamp 👀 per @DKSportsbook
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@CheeseForEvery1
Cheese For Everyone!
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Boise State has never won a national title at the FBS level and gave us one of the greatest college football moments of all time at the 2007 Fiesta Bowl. It was a HUGE deal. Now? Eh, not a natty, who cares
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@CheeseForEvery1
Cheese For Everyone!
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This is the inevitable result of making the national title the ONLY THING THAT MATTERS, when the natty was never what college football was all about. Of COURSE you want your team to win it, of COURSE it’s an incredible feat, but that wasn’t the heart of college football.
@GhostNeyland
Ghost of Neyland
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Vol fans who are saying the season doesn’t matter anymore are wrong
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@CheeseForEvery1
Cheese For Everyone!
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I think Elon Musk is a weird dude but much of his work is pretty clearly literally aiding humanity and (potentially, down the line) resolving global issues
@PopBase
Pop Base
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Billie Eilish calls out Elon Musk for not using his wealth to aid humanity and resolve global issues: “f***ing pathetic p***y b**** coward”
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Cheese For Everyone!
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My Mom voted for Trump (3 times) and still supports him, but she sits on her HOA board and has told me more than once how “weird” and “creepy” the HOA president is in his devotion. He stands up books written by the Trumps on his table and hangs a big Trump flag during meetings
@CheeseForEvery1
Cheese For Everyone!
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I see this from both directions. People who adore Trump and people who loathe Trump who seem absolutely incapable of talking about anything else or holding any kind of conversation without at least MENTIONING him.
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@CheeseForEvery1
Cheese For Everyone!
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ME: “I’m gonna go play some golf tomorrow.” TDS (Adoration strain): “Trump plays golf! He can drive the ball 400 yards in the right conditions!” TDS (Loathing strain): “Oh, sounds fun. Sounds like the only thing our fucking ‘President’ does when he’s not BLOWING UP THE WORLD!”
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@CheeseForEvery1
Cheese For Everyone!
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I see this from both directions. People who adore Trump and people who loathe Trump who seem absolutely incapable of talking about anything else or holding any kind of conversation without at least MENTIONING him.
@CollinRugg
Collin Rugg
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NEW: Psychotherapist Jonathan Alpert says that 75% of the patients he sees have a deep hatred for Trump and are "hyper fixated" on him. "They can't sleep, they feel traumatized by Mr. Trump." "I had one patient who said she couldn't enjoy a vacation because anytime she saw
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@CheeseForEvery1
Cheese For Everyone!
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He forgot TAFT?!? Well, then. Hm! I’ll be thinking about THIS come 2028.
@darreldrowland
Darrel Rowland
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VP JD Vance can only name 2 of 8 Ohio presidents, due to 'black hole of presidents' Neither one was William Howard Taft - even though Vance lives on Taft Road in Cincinnati Question was asked by RFK Jr... https://t.co/pCyVpvB2a6
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@ighaworth
Ian Haworth
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Why are people mad at the @TheBabylonBee? Why aren’t you focused on the Left?
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@HanShawnity
Han Shawnity 🇺🇸
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Tucker Carlson is teaming up with leftists to attack conservatives. I'm looking forward to Matt Walsh condemning this infighting.
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@CheeseForEvery1
Cheese For Everyone!
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“Sparks backlash online” is such a bullshit lazy news story. “We found a bunch of mentally unstable weirdos online saying weird things!!!” That’s not a story!
@WaywardGreg
𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐠
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How does one end up this resentful toward normal biological functions?
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@CheeseForEvery1
Cheese For Everyone!
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This is all talking head puppets greasing the skids for the two super league second NFL model this thing is inevitably heading towards.
@FirstTake
First Take
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"The Group of Five with South Florida ... that division really has no business playing. That's like letting the Triple-A best team into the Major League playoffs." @finebaum believes the best college football teams should make the CFP 😅
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@CheeseForEvery1
Cheese For Everyone!
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You can’t remove the incentive for teams to fight their asses off for an entire season and then get frustrated that teams don’t fight their asses off for an entire season
@KirkHerbstreit
Kirk Herbstreit
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So true. Great to have the CFP obviously as a goal but the season isn’t over if that’s out of reach. People that view it this way aren’t being realistic or fair to the players or coaches. For over 100 years teams would go 9-3 or 10-2 and have a New Years Bowl game and celebrate
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@ryanhorton
Ryan
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Belichick leaving Chapel Hill like
@DKSportsbook
DraftKings Sportsbook
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BILL BELICHICK IS ALMOST FAVORED TO GET THE GIANTS HEAD COACHING JOB 🚨 His odds have shifted from +1600 to +750 since the market opened yesterday
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@CheeseForEvery1
Cheese For Everyone!
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This was inevitable with all the money-chasing playoff expansion. It’s a shame but nobody in any position of authority cared to stop it because they all saw the dollar signs
@On3sports
On3
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NEW: Missouri head coach Eli Drinkwitz pushes back on ‘playoff-or-bust’ mentality in college football: "We gotta get out of this ‘Oh man, it’s playoffs or bust,' If the season only counts for 12 football teams, and we got 127 D1 football teams, that math’s not gonna math very
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Cheese For Everyone!
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UGGGGGHHHHHH Look, I’m a Tennessee fan, but no we don’t. Not unless a whole bunch of insanity happens. I get that it’s this guy’s job to fluff the SEC and raise as much money as possible but I think he might actually hate college football
@ScootBarley
Scoot Barley III
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Greg Sankey on the CFB Playoff Selection: “I think there is a real scenario where the SEC is an 8 bid conference. I’ve had many conversations with individual selection committee members, and we have discussed how Missouri, Vanderbilt, and even Tennessee simply deserve to be in
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