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Okay, here are my other socials for when this place implodes:
tumblr: FartCaptor
instagram: FartCaptor
mastodon:
@FartCaptor
@mstdn
.social
discord: FartCaptor
#4393
or DM for a link to my facebook
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Protip: If you're struggling to get someone's pronouns correct (out loud or just in your head), you'll have an easier time if you work on changing your perception of their gender than if you try to rely on rote memorization of "this person uses these pronouns"
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Yes, the rainbow flag is meant to include trans people. It's a perfectly good flag
But in these times where there's loud, well-funded campaigns to get the LGBT community to drop the T so conservatives can murder us in peace, I find the progress flag more reassuring to see
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I am begging liberals and leftists alike to realize when Republicans propose laws banning "discussion/mention of sexual orientation or gender identity", they 100% DO NOT AND WILL NOT CARE even a tiny bit that it would technically apply to heterosexual & cisgender people
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@chrisidore
You see, it's because it's not real, and there are different actors playing the character
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Still in awe of how we finally all collectively acknowledged that people working in groceries, delivery trucks, warehouses & restaurants are essential to society functioning, made them keep working thru a plague, and didn't so much as give them higher priority for vaccination
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Spooky Season Reminder: while technically safe for consumption, foods and beverages that use activated charcoal to look spooky usually contain enough to counteract all kinds of medications, but restaurants use it anyway
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It remains a major annoyance to me that movies keep using Hades as a villain and depicting him as some kind of budget Satan, ignoring his actual role/characterization in the Greek pantheon, just cuz they saw he's the Lord of the Underworld and immediately stopped thinking
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The additional stripes are not an accusation that the original flag is transphobic or racist
They're a much needed reminder that POC, trans and non-binary people ARE part of the queer community. That the fight will never end while racism and transphobia run rampant
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@DamianneTweets
@NoraReed
Wait, people *play* it?? I just keep recreating fictional characters, playing for five minutes, think of another character to add, and repeat the cycle and now the world is overrun with anime teens and people in capes or space suits
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@ZeppelinCoop
Stop normalizing bosses feeling entitled to every last moment of their employees' lives
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@JesseDornfeld
Marginalized people who want to speak their minds without being stalked in real life or having people try to get them fired
Women who don't want creeps to track them down
People who know employers will look you up and hold it against you if you've ever drank or told sex jokes
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A person's gender and pronouns aren't don't always match up of course, but if you still perceive someone as "type of person who uses [wrong] pronouns" that's still something that you can work on that will help you screw up their pronouns less, on top of just being generally good
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@amadcartoonist
Gotta appreciate that Booster's first instinct seems to be assuming the position
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Even if the legal system were to apply such rules fairly (LOL. LMAO.) it would not hurt cis/het people or the conservative agenda in a meaningful way
Cis/het kids and adults already got most of our society and culture telling them it's okay to be who they are
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@JesseDornfeld
Women who know damn well how many employers will punish them if a picture is ever found of them visibly drunk or even dressed for a party
Gay and trans people who are in the closet and want to discuss and interact with queer culture in safety
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This is especially helpful to do consciously and intentionally with respect to people you knew before they came out to you
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MAYBE the occasional cis/het teacher will get slapped on the wrist for slipping up and mentioning their spouse.
Meanwhile any trans teacher who doesn't pass will be canned, and queer kids will be othered and denied the language they need to describe themselves
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Laser should be free to all trans people
And not just the hair removal ones either. The giant experiential military ones too
Fork 'em over
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@gayTSmcfadden
I started at 37, I have multiple friends who started in their 40s, and have heard of people transitioning in their 80s and still glad they did
If you've got a pulse, it's not too late
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TL;DR FOR ALLIES:
ASSUME YOU WILL NEED TO ACTIVELY WORK AGAINST FASCISTS TAKING POWER
ASSUME YOU WILL NEED TO HELP RAISE AWARENESS OF THE HARM THEY'RE TRYING TO DO
ASSUME CONTEMPT AT THEIR "ANTICS" IS WHAT THEY WANT AND THAT COMPLACENCY IS. NOT. SAFE.
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I knew I was different as young as 7 or 8, and given how often I got teased or beat up, so did my classmates
The shame and ostracization from not having words for what I felt kept me closeted for 30 years
THIS IS THEIR GOAL. THEY'RE *TOTALLY* FINE WITH COLLATERAL DAMAGE
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@ZeppelinCoop
Also, grind culture, jfc
There's no point to career success if you never actually live and enjoy your life
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So no, you CANNOT count on Republicans backpedaling when you try to ban Romeo & Juliet from English class or whatever other gotcha you think of
Nor it is not safe to assume they can't get away with language making these rules ONLY apply to LGBT+ people
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Like, the Greeks didn't regard him as evil either, but Ares is RIGHT THERE
A god whose whole deal is glorifying violent, bloody conflict and killing for its own sake
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Like, why even bother using Greek mythology in your story if you're just gonna lazily mash it into blatantly Christian shapes anyway
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@JennyErikson
They're gonna miss a lot more school if they get sick or they run out of teachers because too many had COVID
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I would very much appreciate it if you could all make sure it was still legal for my queer ass to get married/have a job/exist in public by the time I have my shit together
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@nytimes
Literally anything but better treatment and better pay. "My employees have come to resent being cogs in my big machine?? How do I convince them they will be rewarded for giving up the best years of their lives? Please, my shareholders are very upset"
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@sannewman
You're literally calling the majority of trans women men with the TITLE, unless your description of the premise of your own book is inaccurate
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This is an absolutely perfect description of the tendency I'm talking about
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@WCR_LadyEmpress
@MarkDice
Oh well! There's other ways to commit murder so we should just give up entirely I guess 🙄
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@della_morte_
I forget the exact relationship and position but I saw someone confirming exactly that, to no one's surprise
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@MusingsHistory
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She kinda needs more votes, and thus people to lobby their reps and senators?
Also, she's not JUST tweeting
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What do the ones who didn't die of COVID get? People clapping from the comfort of their homes, and a 50/50 chance of being assaulted for asking a customer to wear a mask
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The real reason behind attacks on sex friendly sites like OnlyFans: it gives financial independence to people conservatives would prefer be under someone's heel or just dead
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@bmogilefsky
…Or, OR, maybe just try what the trans lady says, cuz what you're describing is de-gendering, and we will absolutely pick up on that even tho you may think you're being clever
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THIS is what "don't cross the picket line" means
It means don't take scab work that undermines a strike
Kellogg’s is openly “pre-hiring for strike replacement workers” who will “cross the picket line”.
Don’t cross the picket line. Protect the unions. Protect the workers.
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@Ultimate_Lance
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I love that I have no clue if you're lying to me or if that's actually a censor bar instead of a mustache
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Obviously, I agree with this thread but I wanna point out I very deliberately did not say anything about anyone's actual appearance
I was talking about how you *think* of the person. Literally decoupling their appearance from their gender/pronouns
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@arthur_affect
Coupled with people using trans suicide rates are caused by us being mentally ill and not constantly harassed and discriminated against it's an extremely fucked up catch 22
If you love yourself it's cuz being trans is bad. If you hate yourself it's also cuz being trans is bad 🤬
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@otherhappyplace
I love how hedgehogs can just BE their own bean bag chair, it looks so comfy
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@Findlesticks1
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She might as well be saying "I would have qualified if enough of the people who placed ahead of me weren't allowed to compete"
Except she's saying something worse because she's singling out the trans girls to blame them for her failure
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@ExistentialEnso
Please stop comparing distrust of your fav pyramid scheme to actual bigotry that is harming people
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@GailSimone
If it doesn't come from the kaiju region of Japan it's merely a sparkling monster
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Pretty much all of trans twitter is fully aware of the constant Discourse/Weird Beef Churn and sees it as a problem, but I really wish that would translate into more of us trying to deescalate and lower the stakes instead of treating it as an unavoidable sad fact of life
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@pervocracy
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I know exactly what you mean. He sounds like you'd find him in some stock sound effect library as "pig001.wav"
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@kittypurrzog
Like, it boggles the mind that you didn't realize the same bigots going after trans people were gonna target gays too, with the same damn arguments
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If they were real lucky, their workplace might be a vaccination site, so maybe they were able to get theirs early thanks to cancellations or leftovers from a slow day
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I wish more queers on this site were aware that if you see a tweet from a trans woman, you don't actually HAVE to interpret it in the worst possible way and quote-tweet it to sneer and make baseless assumptions about her
It's actually v possible to just leave us the hell alone
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@AnneComics
Carol utilizing her kegel muscles to hold her costume in place is the most plausible explanation for how she's only ALMOST flashing those kids, jfc
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He asked a question. If that makes you snap and get violent, you're not fit to hold office
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@GailSimone
If Megyn wants Charlize to beat her up she's gonna have to wait in line like the rest of us lesbians 😤
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@gucciandior
"Feminism is when we police people's personal choices regarding their own bodies"
🖕🙄
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@awfulsexworker
Right, my visibly trans, lesbian ass is totally safe from the people who harass cis women thinking they're trans
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@transfemby
Like they even RECOGNIZE that being cis is boring and doesn't allow as much expression! Like, Susan if you want being cis to seem cool you could just like, stop making it so restrictive and soul crushing! Cis people could be enjoying their genders too!
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I hate that someone as lazy as stupid as Jesse can have the power to do so much harm to trans people, and yet I love when the kind of people that make career of harming trans people are as lazy and stupid as Jesse
It's a conundrum
uh oh spaghettio!!!!!!!!!!
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@PaulSkallas
Lemme just mooch off my elderly parents til hit retirement age so I can afford to finally move back out
Definitely a very good and healthy system we have here
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