Erica Scott, Queen of Snark
@EricaLScott
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Editor. Atheist. Empath. Beatlemaniac. Jeopardy! nut. ISFJ. Hard exterior, soft center. Sarcastic. Naughty but classy. Pro-Choice. True Blue resister. NO MAGAs!
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I'm here until this place is killed off. I'm on Bluesky and Post as well.
For those who don't know me, my avatar is me and my beloved, who passed away in June. 💔
If you don't like sarcasm and democracy, don't follow me.
Always happy to be on Blue Follow lists!
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@chipfranklin
Mimicking the disabled reporter. It should have been over right then and there.
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Tom Jones is trending. Reminds me of when I was little and my dad was working on his show. I asked him (my father) to pass on my fan letter, and I got this in response. I was beside myself. 🥰
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If
#SNL
wrote sketches with Alec Baldwin's Trump spewing some of the utter bullshit that the real Trump has been saying during this pandemic, the viewers would boo it and say it's too preposterous.
#InjectDisinfectant
🙄
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@igak1g1
@iamsambee
She is not apologizing for calling Ivanka Trump out. She is apologizing for the word she used. She's being a class act. I applaud this as much as I applaud her show.
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And thank you,
@SpeakerPelosi
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Dear Ryan Knight,
I love you.
Please never, ever leave us.
Sincerely,
One of your gazillions of followers
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@rosemary918
@empowergracewi
@KellyannePolls
@SpeakerPelosi
@AOC
@IlhanMN
@AyannaPressley
@RashidaTlaib
And all the other days.
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@ProudResister
@RashidaTlaib
@GOP
Oh, I don't know, Ryan. "Motherfucker" doesn't seem appropriate. I'm thinking more like "PornStarfucker" or "TrophyWifeFucker." Or how about "CountryFucker?" Because he's collectively screwed us all.
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Here's mine,
#TrumpKillsSeniors
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#ThingsTrumpWillNeverHave
Class. Eloquence. Empathy. A sense of humor. Tact. Tolerance. Good hair. The Presidency.
#NeverTrump
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@JoshuaPotash
This is amazing.
I am very proud of my city.
I almost admit this causes me great fear about an intense spike in Covid-19.
Ugh ugh ugh. People should be able to protest without being punished with a deadly virus.
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@pattymo
@girlonthenet
Uh... nope. I've been working from home for 22 years. Wouldn't give it up for the world. Working in offices sucks.
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@ACTBrigitte
He was IMPEACHED twice.
She wasn't on trial.
You have no clue what you're talking about.
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@dukewindsor388
Tell her that using other people's things is socialism and to buy her own damn creamer.
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@DEADLINE
We saw Pete Davidson coming, since he has barely been on all season. But Kate McKinnon and Aidy Bryant??? NOOOOOOOO!
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@georgehahn
I cannot be the only one who wants to grab that effing thumb and snap it backward whenever I see it.
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@leahmcelrath
My stepmother was born during the Great Depression. She is 87 years old. She said, "I was born during one of the country's darkest times, and now I'm going to die in another one." Talk about heartbreaking. I too probably won't live to see things turn around. 😢
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@CSPDPIO
Grotesque. Ugly inside and out. Killer. But his daddy's relieved because he's not gay.
Priorities, y'know.
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@carlreiner
My stepmother, who worked with Carl long ago, had this to say: "Carl is without a doubt THE kindest, dearest male person ever put on planet earth."
I figured that was better than anything I could add. ♥
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@JoJoFromJerz
As far as made up is concerned, I can't stand cutesy word abbreviations. Totes adorbs. Vacay. Deets. Inspo. Are we so freaking lazy that it taxes us to say some extra syllables??
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@IvankaTrump
Good for you. Perhaps you should pick up a copy of "1984" and "The Handmaid's Tale." Thanks to your father, they are probably in the nonfiction aisle.
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@MysterySolvent
My heart is bursting.
I love that man. And I love Kamala Harris too.
They are humanity. Something we'd been missing for four years.
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@GavinNewsom
Fees, Mr. Newsom. Stop pleading and reasoning and start charging. People won't listen unless you hit 'em in the wallet.
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@johnpavlovitz
"God never gives us more than we can handle." To this, I say a hearty "Bulls**t."
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@GeorgeTakei
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Four things you'll see a lot of from me on here:
1. Politics
2. Kink
3. Cussing
4. Sarcasm
If any of these offend you, you probably don't want to follow me.
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Note to self: Do not schedule play dates and massage appointments a day apart. Especially when full-coverage boy-shorts won't cut it. 😳
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@CNN
Senator Tim Scott needs to pull his head out of his ass. What country is HE talking about?
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@MayoIsSpicyy
I'd rather endure a sriracha sauce enema held in by a jalapeno butt plug than go to a Trump rally.
#TrumpRally
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@LouAnnHresists
@seraphinaspang
Absolutely a classic! And if we're talking Sidney Poitier, To Sir, With Love is a must-see.
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@ProudResister
Civility is a beautiful thing.
I don't agree with you, Ryan. But I respect you.
I hope whoever wins will beat Trump. I think we are all united in that despite our differences in opinion as to who it should be. ♥
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@RealDonaldTrFan
I actually thought this was real for a moment. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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@MysterySolvent
Well.
I went with my gut and voted for Biden in my mail-in primary ballot.
As it's getting better looking for him each day, I think I made the right choice.
In the end, I will vote blue no matter who.
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Honestly? I don't think I'd be interested in a Sex and the City reboot, even if it included Kim Cattrall.
That show belongs to its own time, as do its characters, IMO.
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Twenty-five years today with this guy. My fellow square peg, my beloved. The man who knows me better than I know myself. I love you, sweetheart. ♥
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First time I've put on makeup in three months.
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For those who don't know me:
The man in my profile picture was the love of my life for nearly 27 years. He passed away in June. I cannot bring myself to take the picture down. 💔
Cherish your loved ones always.
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We had Matt hate, then Amy hate, now we have Mattea hate. WTF is wrong with people?? I for one (and I know it's not just me) find all three of them wonderfully entertaining and can't wait for the ToC.
#Jeopardy
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@AmodioMatt
@James_Holzhauer
James is James and you are you. I loved his run, and I'm loving yours. 😊
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@MayoIsSpicyy
I do wish this were literal.
(yeah, yeah, I'm a terrible person, blah blah blah)
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You know what? I'm in a rotten mood and I'm feeling far too serious and gloomy about everything. So screw it.
Happy
#NationalUnderwearDay
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@MadScientistFF
None of 'em. If a steak is a good cut of meat and cooked beautifully, it doesn't need anything but maybe a sprinkle of salt.
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@ThatEricAlper
Take Me Home Tonight by Eddie Money. "Just like Ronnie [Spector] sang, be my little baby."
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@valleyothedolls
@mmpadellan
Some of us followed the rules. Some of us followed the science. But everyone suffers for the arrogance of the assholes who think they know better. Who listen to the orange freak instead of the experts.
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@sergiosiano92
That's funny. When I was a little kid, sometimes my mother would put my soda or juice in a wineglass at dinner so I could pretend I was one of the grownups. 😂
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Today would have been our 27th anniversary.
I think this is one of the first pictures ever taken of us (so young!). We were at my mom's house; I think my stepdad took it. The love in it lasted all these years.
Oh, I miss this man so much.
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Went through John's house, trying to find the last-minute odds and ends before the estate cleaner empties everything out. Found this old picture... John hadn't had a beard in over 20 years.
My beloved was so handsome.
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Geez. I used to really like Susan Sarandon. Now I wish she would STFU. (sigh)
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@James_Holzhauer
@bradrutter
@Jeopardamy
@mattearoach
You're a class act, James. You all are. It was a joy watching all of you. Villain, schmillain. 🥰
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@BeatlesEarth
The one-hit wonder "Lies" by the Knickerbockers sounds very much like the Beatles in their mop-top era.
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Anyone think Trump is under the bed at the White House pissing himself right about now?
#DCprotest
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@hankgreen
I've actually edited "Pleaseeeeeee!" into "Pleeeeeeease!" I mean, come on. The word isn't pronounced "PLEE-ZEE." 😜
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I'm Erica. I'm [none of your damn business] years old, live in California, am in possession of working brain cells and reason, and I will be voting for Joe Biden in November, because 1. he's a great president, and 2. the other choices are fucking disastrous.
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